15 june - 12 am captains log
No one, and I mean no one, was in Crocodilo this evening at 12. Doorman said girls dont come till 3am. Sven the bartender was asleep. Doorman hustled us to another new club called Extra Brut, 5 girls and me my bud where the only one in there. Zero hot girls, I didn't even ask the prices. 30 peso cover.
Long visit on Saturday-Sunday
Faithful to itself, this club didn't change that much: A late night spot where empty-handed girls come for their second chance of the night. Ar$30 the entrance with 1 drink.
30 girls or so, some of them stunning. I saw one called Marilyn (day of Marilyns. A slim blonde, very well proportionated, not exhuberant but curvy. I wasn't in the mood for a long session by then (it was 5:00 AM by then) but otherwise I could have perfectly made her.
Some guys were really off their control. A drunk guy wanted to invite us to dance cumbia and merengue with the girls. He even took off his shirt and danced belly-less. No way.
Maybe during the week it looks better. May visit again.
Hope this helps,
Andres
Checked out the Crocodile
Checked out this joint around 3:30 AM. In a nut shell it is an ugly dump full of smoke, sweat locating in a middle of nowhere (barrio norte? There were two classes of chicas. The first group, the IN chicas, stood mostly near the entrance to the club. These are young, primo booty, eye-candy, head-turning hotties next door. The ongoing rate for these gals were no less than 200 pesos per hour with most quoting 250 and 300. The IN chicas were very selective as they are not going with just any body.
The OUT chicas were scattered throughout the club. This group is made up mostly average, older, with more meat on them. Quoted price varies from 200 to 300 pesos but time went to 1.5 hours in certain circumstances.
The dancers on the bar probably the best chicas. But they do not seem to be avail as take out. Left the joint at 6AM.
In comparison with other clubs, I do not recommend this club due to the high pricing point relative to other clubs in Micro.
success at the cocodrillo
--The Process--
The Cocodrillo represented my final stop of the night, made the trip about 5am after not finding success at my earlier stop, madahos and newport. The place had a good crowd at this point, lots of chicas, including a fair amount of really hot specimens. Since it was 5am, I didnt beat around the bush, and got right down to negotiations. Began with a Brasilian girl from Foz do Igaucu, medium height, big boobs, maybe 3-5 pounds extra around the spare tire region. She says $200 AR, I say $150 AR and no more, she eventually breaks down and says ok, but a $30 drink is necessary on top of $150, so I decline. Next thing I know I spot another potential score, a much better looking argentine, smaller rack, nicer face and body. She tries to get $200AR, I say not way, $180Ar no drink buy necessary, I say no thanks, especially after I noticed an unattractive big mole above her lip that drops her stock a bit. After five minutes of scouting, I spot the one I want, talking to another guy, so I immediately go and pull this girl away from the argentine guy she is talking with and lay down my proposal. I ask her price, and she says $150 AR right away, so I say sold and we dance for a little and then I say vamanos she gets her bag and we cab it to my apartment.
--The Paydirt--
The chica and I get to my apartment about 6am, go right to my bedroom and she wants to get payed beforehand, I think twice but say ok, pay her, but hedge my bets by locking my front door from the inside, as such a key is necessary to open it to exit, and I keep all keys out of sight, just in case she tries to pull a shady manuever. All precautionary measures on my part prove to be unnecessary. The chica, Lorena, 23, (real name, age, as she showed me her DNI at my request) from Ezeiza, has super body built for sex. Very voluptuous figure, just what I wanted on this occaison. Good sex, all positions, good blowjob, put the condom on my member with her mouth and loved to lick balls. After sex pillowtalk revealed some interesting info on this broad:
1. Boobs are fake (as I suspected)
2. Has a nearly 7 year old son (unable to notice from condition of her body)
3. Had the child when she was 15, is married, but legally seperated.
4. Lives with mother (mother born in Paraguay) and 3 sisters, all who are beautiful according to Lorena, but none are for sale she claims.
5. Claims to have been working for 10 months at the Cocodrillo, and claims to have gotten the implants 4 months ago.
6. Revealed that her boobs were quite small pre-surgery, which means her very voluptuous figure must have been seriously lacking without the boobs.
As 730am rolled around, she got dressed, but I made her strip down so I could take some topless, posed photographs of her.
HIGHLY RECOMMENDED IF YOU CAN GET HER AT THE $150 AR PRICE
Florencia. Should avoid her
Basically a warning report.
Regarding a girl I took out who calls herself Florencia (spelling unkown)
Argentinian, 25 yrs old, blonde hair, about 5 foot 2 inches, augmented breasts - about 95c with inframmary incision.
Visited Crocodilo's and I think the place is pretty cool, will go back certainly. But this warning is regarding this chica - reducing it down to the basic facts:
-she approached me, was fairly friendly, no warning signs that I picked up on. Lots of touching, rubbing, dancing against you in the club, etc. Basically, seemed a good candidate for a GFE in the apartment, or at least, not stone cold.
-opened up with her asking what seems to be the usual just-test-the-stupid-gringo line of $100 US per hour. So of course I countered in pesos. Agreed to 3.5 hrs back at my place and she seemed pretty happy, promising muy bueno sexo.
-arrive at my place, she puts the hard sell into paying her first. Says no girls in BA gets paid after. Um ok. So I offered to take her back to Crocodilo as I'd just go back for another girl and she could go in the cab with me, or I'd pay her cab fare to go home, her choice. She drops the subject.
-shower together, no problems. Once we hit the sack, lots of problems start out. Generally I try and avoid chicas with kids, and I'd asked in the club if she had one, she said no. Now she shows me a picture of a baby and says it's her son. The GFE attitude and body contact from the club turns into total non GFE, mechanical, no kissing other than the barest of dry lip contact.
-just before getting to the bj part, she asks for propina of 250p more - each time, for bbbj. I didn't actually burst out laughing, but basically eventually said no. So it was all covered, and the sex was mediocre - if there ever was a girl in need of a vaginoplasty, well - this one is it.
-All this and while I'd personally not repeat with the girl, I wouldn't issue a warning or ding the chica as a liar, cheater, etc. However, that's what it then got down to.
I figured when we agreed to 3.5 hrs at my apartment, I'd be fine even coming somewhere close to 3 hrs - heck, even start the timer from when we left the club and include the travel time out and back. But she's basically pulling her clothes on 90 min early, or almost 2 hrs early at 110min if you include the 20 min she spent on the phone when her friend messaged her and she said she needed to call her back to say she was "toda bien". She also wanted to use my cell to call her friend back instead of her own.
-In the end, it was just a let her go thing as she insisted that we'd agreed to 2.5 hrs instead of 3.5, and when we entered the apartment and she said the time to leave was at 6:30am I must have mis-heard and it was really 5:30am (which in itself was screwy logic as it's only 4:58am as she's saying this) My spanish isn't great, but zero confusion on time here. All good experiences with every girl I've been with here in BA so this only makes my second bad one and overall pretty happy with the odds I've been having, but again, like the Newport girl, she's bailing way early. Then to add to the bizarreness, she wants to give me her phone number so I can call her and have her other another time - I say no thanks but she gives me her number anyways.
-I tell her she's basically lying and if she didnt want to stay longer she should have just made a different agreement or not gone with me at all - up to her to agree yes or no. On her way out, shen then hits me up for cab fare as it's only fair as she calls it to pay her way back to Crocodilos. I think I was actually silent for literally 45-60sec as I thought over how her mind worked and showed her the door.
Conclusion - would avoid unless you just like the freaky chicas.
Blacks, Cocodrillo and the safe haven
Exportgoldman,
Sounds like between Blacks and Cocodrillo you had a real nice night. Nice posts mi hijo. By the by, where do you think gold is gonna end? I already pocketed Newmont money. Looks like I punched out too soon?
The dog
You only need one in the crowd
On numerous recommendations, I went to Cocodrillo's last night at about 4 AM (a Monday turning into a Tuesday) After all the hoopla, I was a little disappointed in the looks of the talent. Some truly hardened faces could be seen, even in the dim light with the stupid disco ball. There were too many surgical enhancements there and the whorish get-ups were not to my taste (when is some lady going to figure out that some of us want to screw someone who looks like a lawyer or an office worker)? Also, the ratio was not so great, with lots of local fellows (albeit few NorthAmericans) With the constant loud music, it was difficult to practice my very poor Spanish.
But it only takes one. I sidled up to a very pretty blonde, small-boned Paraguayan sitting at the bar. A couple taller and stronger ladies kept dancing in front of me and joking with me. The blonde wanted 200 pesos, and I just did not have a good feeling from her: no sense of humor. So I changed my mind when she went to the ladies' room and made a 150 peso deal with one of the ladies who had been dancing in front of me. She had a great spirit, and she promised a lot. When she said that she had been a volleyball player, I lost it and off we went in a taxi to the local love hotel.
Christina was tall, strong, and very passionate, as it turned out. Personally I love it when a lady forgets the social context and just wants cock. Christina was selfish and just wanted more and more, into the Buenos Aires dawn and beyond. And, yes, she was generous in return when she did not have that thing inside her that was such a distraction. Christina might not be for everyone. For a tall, well-built woman, she has very small breasts. But after our showers, she put on a pair of jeans for her taxi ride home, and she looked absolutely great as she got into the taxi, with her good volleyball posture and her gorgeous ass that I had gotten to know so well. In the Palermo early light of morning, I felt great. I came to Argentina to have that feeling on the street this morning as she sat up straight in the taxi and gave me a little wave good-bye.
Observations and warnings
I picked up two eager chicas last night between 3 and 4 AM (see Chica Management for descriptions of my threesome) Here are some things I experienced in the wild land of Crocodilo-based chicadom:
For some reason the price for the first drink was 40 pesos, not 30 as it had been a few nights before. A Friday night deal? In my horrible Spanish, I managed to complain about this to the thug at the door, and out of nowhere came some guy in a suit who let me in for free, with a statement that the "precio" would be "quarenta pesos en el futuro," or something like that.
The fee for the drink to get a chica out of the place also went up from 30 to 40 pesos.
The place was crowded, with lots of young chicos and almost as many chicas, many of whom looked pretty good. I've seen lots of older Argentinian men in clubs, but this is the first time I saw a lot of guys who looked like they were 17. I saw only a few gringos.
The guy who put me in a taxi demanded a propina in a rude way. I refused. But it is stressful to deal with this kind of thing (to me, at least)
The love hotel that had worked out so well for me earlier in the week was totally booked, so the taxi driver took us to another place, after much heated discussion between my two chicas and the driver. The driver asked for 15 pesos: good grief, for 15 pesos you can go to La Boca, and we had just gone around the corner in Palermo. I should have told him to put the meter on. I ended up giving him 10 (my chicas gave me no real support in this negotiation until I told them I would not have money for their propinas)
The love hotel wanted 60 pesos, because I had 2 chicas (double the regular price) I refused, flat out. I can get a cheaper love hotel in Toronto.
Back out on the street, we were on a very quiet street at 4:20 AM, with no taxis in sight and little groups of chicos walking in drunken formations while whistling at me and the chicas. Neither of the chicas had minutes on their cell phones to call a taxi. Good grief.
Finally a taxi came, and the chicas agreed to go to my apartmento near the Retiro (this was a big switch, because in prior negotiations, all the chicas at the Croc had insisted on love hotels, not my apartment. We got a real 7 peso taxi ride with the meter on, and the driver was delighted to get a little tip.
My doorman, a surly fellow at best, clearly disapproved of the chicas, and made them feel a little ashamed. That went away. I apologized that my little apartment was disorganizado, and they proceeded to distribute their clothes and underwear in every possible area in every room, with condoms flying here and there and towels and tissues dropped wherever they might drop.
My most important advice is to always have bottled water in your apartment. The first thing the chica will do is ask for water when she enters, in a little vasito. Don't even think of giving her tap water. The chica takes a sip and forgets about the glass, but it appears to be a matter of custom and basic politeness. Some chicas will accept wine or beer or juice, but most want the water.
They really appreciate clean towels, and a sparkling bidet is a chica's dream.
No touching, no kissing. How do ya check the girls?
Ok, there are enough OK-looking, 5-6, girls in Cocodrilo (Monday nite, it was)
But they won't get sweet on you, on stage. No kissing in public, that's their motto, looks like!
So, how are you bloody supposed to check their spirits? See if they'll be good, hot, later on?
Also, careful with the skinny Blond looking like a Scandinavian Emmanuelle. She's very nervous, nail-biting, mean-spirited and in a hurry.
So, you'd rather go to Hook, I think! You'll have fondling and more fun.