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Exon, great report as always. I counted at least twenty one periods in your report, so you are working extra hard! Does Carolina know that you're screwing around yet? You'll end up paying for another tienda if she catches you!
It's good to know that you can still get a nice TLN for 150 or 200 pesos. How long are you staying for this trip?
Exon Reporting,
Yes, Carolina is suspect. Seems I didn't cum enough for her liking last night. Our first night I shot a big load all over her. I'd been in sex prison for 90 days manufacturing sperm. Well I've been shooting a lot of bullets lately and not all in Carolina direction, and frankly I don't make that stuff as fast as I did when I was 18 years old.
Hey, fuck you guys and your periods. But I have financed a womens dress shop in the Provincia.
Exon
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Exon Reporting,
Again, I'd like to add a comment about the mattress. It was top of the line quallity. Jackson's work bench is the best and replacing it for $400 USD was a bargain, even in the USA.
Exon
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One Tree Hill
SF 1707 phone number is 4816 1490/8926. Happy hunting!
Just over a week into my trip to BA and im absolutely loving it. I have sampled a total of 11 ladys, one twice. Ive taken ladys from Afaire, Madahos,Santa Fe 1707, Newports and Platynum, all have been good experiences except one girl from Affaire whos name I forget, but will post at a later date I have since been told this girl is a lesbian and doesn't enjoy men! ( I think a change of profession is needed).
Apart from mongering BA has many other great sights to see. I have taken in a mini city tour with that lovely lady Roxana, a football match at Boca stadium, and Jackson and myself managed to obtain ringside seats at Luna Park for a Titulo Del Mundo boxing match. This was between an Argentinian and a Brazilian (no rivalry there then)
Reading this site the main discussion is what price to pay, well I'm no expert. I've only been here a week but these are my findings.
I have been to Blacks, Madhos, Affaire, Hooks, Newports, Cafe Exadra, Santa Fe 1707 and 1114. The most I have paid is 250 pesos for over 2 hours with Judy (Madhos) a 23 year old, size 8 dress. The usual price is 150 pesos for anywhere between 11/2 hours - 3 hours.
Talking to the girls it becomes very clear 150 pesos is a lot of money to them. To put this price into some prespective the average manual worker in BA takes home 500-600 pesos a MONTH!! So the maths is easy, 150 pesos for 2 hours work equates to 1 weeks work for Mr or Miss average Argentina.
One girl who I took this week used to be a school teacher but struggled on a take home pay of 350 pesos a MONTH!
On another note, on Tuesday Jackson, Captain Dave, myself and a driver visited 6 of the comodores the WSG charity supports.
I found the day a truely humbling experience, these children dont have the materialistic life my children have, but they are cared for just as well. The day itself was quite special as Jackson had aquired funding for each comodore to have a new oven/stove installed.
This was the day Jackson and Dave where showed them some pictures of ovens they could have and to check sizes etc etc.
I will after seeing the work Jackson and Dave do be making a small donation, which will go a long way to helping these less fortunate people.
It was good to meet One Tree Hill, D Rock, and others at Tuesdays meeting, another good night was had by all.
I have some photos to down load, but I need some help so I'll see Jackson.
FH in BA.
Hi All,
I should be there.
MM
One tree hill,
See, the thing about Santa Fe 1707 is that you have to
know who are you choosing. Your friend's pick Paola is a
very cute chica but not the best provider...
When you pick a chica based on her looks you only end
asking for your money back and we all know that one...
DWC
As promised, here are some memoirs from several years of wandering around this fantastic city. First of all, I have never been into the club scene. I have never set foot in Blacks, Madaho’s etc. because I find those places to cater too much rich foreigners and girls correspondingly going after their hard currencies. I prefer much more the let’s say locals scene. I speak Spanish fluently so that helps. My first experience was with a chica muy flaca (skinny girl) called Angie, in an apartment close to Plaza Italia. Wonderful body and very sweet. After several “meetings” I unfortunately lost track of her. Studying the usual and unusual websites (such as the escorts59 yahoo group) and the Clarin rubro 59 I had many experiences, varying from average to very good. I still remember this dark haired college student called Belen who used to work in a privado in Talcahuano; what a doll. Another typical Porteño place is the privado at Laprida 942 (or 972, I don't remember). The place itself is very gasolero, in other words, cheap but the chicas can be awesome. I remember times when up to a dozen were presented to me. Guemes at 3200 is another place where I have fond memories of, after having a hot anal session with a busty Paraguayan. I really like the Paraguayan women who work in BA. I find them even sweeter and hotter than the Argentinean chicas. However, IMHO the Argentineans are prettier. Last year I had a session with Sachya of Platynum. If you are looking for a perfect colita, look no further!
Once I had a bit of a tricky experience. I went to check out some chicas in a privado in Riobamba. They all were really ugly so I told the lady that I did not see anything I liked and left the place. When I came downstairs, she refused to open the door for me. Fortunately, I could get the attention of a couple that was standing in front of the entrance and they opened the door for me! In 2003 my focus shifted to masajistas. One of my favorites was Brisa, who used to publish on Platynum. Actually she also features as Brisa on the website of dirtylatinamaids.com. Really weird to see the girl that gave me a massage getting it ! Especially on Esmeralda between 800 and 1000 and Maipu there are a lot of massage places, many of them very recommendable. By the way, a good way to check the address of a place is by checking the phone number through http://www.telefonica.com.ar/enlace/guia_telefonica.htm
That’s all for now. Have fun and keep it safe!
P.S. For any die hard fans of Santa Fe 1707, if I am not mistaking the first floor is for sale!
P.S. Suggestions for busty morochas are welcome!
Flexible Horn,
Check your PM!
Also, I want to make a recommendation for some fun for you: why not go to a day at the horse track at San Isidro? I've eaten out there at the Jockey Club (highly recommended), but have never gotten there while the horses are running.
That has to be a great destination for a guy who enjoys the good life as you do might be fun to bring a chica or two along with you to sit on your lap. The girls often like to have free fun in a non-bedroom context, it would probably make do for some much better sack-time, I wager. (Pun intended.)
I'm looking forward to more reports under your byline.
-Uncle Otto
Following on from yesterdays report, the name of that Girl from Affaire the one to stay well clear of is VALENTINA!
Otto Graham I can not check my pm here, if Jackson leaves this next part on you can contact me at [blue][Email address deleted by Admin][/blue].
Thanks for the advice I will check it out. This Friday I have a double date booked, a nice restaurant, fine food and wine a little dancing and then what we mongers all love!
I to have sampled Paola from Santa Fe 1707, I found her to be a nice turn after I had used my Flexible tounge on her sweet pussy, she had a really strong orgasam and then It was my turn to unload.
I went in there today, (the bloody lift was not working) and from a choice of 5 picked Sol, at first she was a little distant but one thing I have noticed is these girls love some tongue action down stairs, after they have come they all want you to have a good time.
Boy, do I love BA!
FH in BA
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Day 2
Ok here goes.......
Actually day 2 was just a continuation of day 1. Went to bed at 630am (end of day 1 and beginning of day 2). Woke around 1p to receive delivery of cell phones for me and D Rock. What service..right to our door.
After getting that squared away it was time to go find some vitamin V or similar. Here is a good find...
533 Cordoba near St Martin is Farmacia Azul del Pacifico.
There I purchased 20 50mg tablets of slidenifil for 56 pesos.
Forget the brand name..its a red and white box. After 2 nights of usage both D Rock and I can attest to its working!
A bit tired from the travel from the US and gung ho assualt on day 1, we decided to take the laid back route and after and early evening nap went out to Cafe Exedra.
I met Paula, a brunette with ample tits and cute face - some might call her a bit chunky - I call her delicious!
While there Capt. Dave came by and he and her "knew" each other. Well my apologies to Capt Dave but it was soon time for salida.
200 pesos for 2 hours (too much i know) but this time included the following: GFE, DFK, BBBJ, Greek, DFK, Carinos, massage, video and photos. Further more she has a good command of english. Sais sge was 23 anos.
Downside: less then perfect body, acne (a bit)
Overall: great GFE and good performer. Sweet and naughty.
Day 2 cont.
D Rock ended up with a very pretty and european looking paraguyita named Rossi (sp). She was 27 I believe.
D Rock reports exceptional oral skill and stamina therein.
Very GFE, BBBJ and MPCS. He will most likely see her again.
She is a sweet chica. If D Rock had not picked her I would have.
200 pesos for 2 hrs. Ok ew will negiote down from here!
Cheers
Day 3 - Walking day
OK, slept till 2P. After waking decided to go see some sights.
Walked from the apt on St. Martin all the way to Plaza De Mayo via Florida St. Great folk singing duo along the way - good video for my G rated version to be shown back home.
From there walked over to Pte Madero. Then down along Retiro and up Lavalle and back home - 3 hrs of walking. If I keep up the fucking and walking pace of the first 3 days I might go home in great shape! Thus this will be billed as a "health trip".
On the way back stoped on Lavalle 645 for a quick and cheap early dinner. This little walkin place was called Parilla Al Carbon.
Full cut of bife de chorizo - at least 24 ounces and fries was 11.50 pesos. Full 1 liter bottle of Quilmes was 4 pesos. ttl. 15.50 pesos.
After a bit rest and showering it was back to Exedra for a cafe or two. A quick chat with D Rocks Rossi and her cousin (family place isnt it?) and off to Hook.
D Rock and I had planned a little scenario that he would get a chica bring her home and while he fucked here I would video outside on the balcony undetected. It worked!
He took a 21 old dark haired paraguayita (forget the name) and I did the filming. However she was AWFUL in the sack. Laid there. Sweet attitude anf girl overall - just not a good sex partner. She was about 5-2 and maybe 90 lbs. Anyway D Rock has fulfilled his fantasy of being filmed in action. Her rate was 100 pesos for an hour or 150 for 2 hrs. 25 pesos salida
Well after that I had to head back to Hook to pick up Noelia. A tall attractive blond Argentinian chica I met earlier. 20 pesos salida (no drink) and off the apt. Noelia was very sexy and sweet - but also naughty. She allowed some pics clothed and some video clothed. Her oral was AWSOME. She provided GFE, DFK, MPCS, DATY, BBBJ and carinos. Well spent 100 pesos plus 20 pesos propina. Noelia lives 2 hrs away by bus and doesnt work Fri, Sat or Sun. She has 2 kids to attend to. Great girl with n awsome smile and face.
downside: stretch marks and tits not perky.
Overall: GFE and skill level overides all negatives!
all for now.
Cheers!
One Tree, I am interested in the salida charges in Hook. How did you get them? I haven't taken a chica from Hook since Nov, but they were charging me 2 $18ar copas($36ar) for 2hr and 3 $18ar copas($54ar) for TLN before 3AM.
Has Hook lowered there prices? Gringo pricing for me? What are the prices in Hook now guys?
I'm a newbie at this. I visited Madahos, quite a nice assortment of chicas at around 12 midnight. I spotted one in particular that looked real caliente named Beverly, young, dark hair and petite. Flirted and chatted with her and everything seemed very well, but she quoted 300 pesos and refused to budge. She asked me to think about it and walked off. For the rest of the night, she was sitting at a corner chatting with other chicas. I spotted another fantastic chica but she was dancing the night away on stage, she never got down from stage! Anyways, I was quite spent for the day having had a long work day and a chica already from Platynum. Left at 3 but my dear Beverly was still sitting at a corner.
[blue]The dancers at Madahos are not available for take-out, although there are certainly other clubs where the dancers are available. You just have to know what the rules are in each club.[/blue]
Questions to my dear compadre expertos:
- What should I have done to bring the price down, having been adviced here time and again that one should not pay more than 150 pesos.
[blue]You're going to have to pay $200ar in Madahos. It's become the bottom limit there because the place is popular and is frequented by so many foreigners.
As far as bringing the price down, your mistake was in becoming obviously infatuated with a specific chica. She sensed that you wanted HER, and she player her hand accordingly. I would suggest that you get to the price within the first 5 minutes, and before you buy her a drink. That way, if she wants to play the "stupid tourist" game, you cut her loose quickly and start looking around the room for another choice.[/blue]
- Is it because its Friday night when most guys come around? Whats the scene like on Saturday and Sunday?
[blue]Much slower, and with the guy/girl ratio in your favor.[/blue]
- Passed by Cafe Orleans and Excedra, whats the modus operandi for these places? who makes the move here?
[blue]Please RTFF.[/blue]
As far as I know. I've never been charged a bar fee at Hooks. I've always just bought the girl a drink for about 20 pesos or so. I haven't been asked for more in addition to that.
As for the secret video taping. In my opinion that seems disrespectful and unnecessary. I treat the ladies like anyone else, with respect. Would you liked to be taped without knowing it? Having said that, why don't you just try asking her if it's OK. By far, the majority I've asked have said yes. They only make the stipulation that I don't post it on the internet. Perfectly understandable. I have quite a little collection of videos.
I've had the best luck on my trip to BA that all the girls let me take pictures, or helped take them in a three-way. I think if you're upfront and have a good rapport with them, most will say yes. I would think it would be a little dangerous out on the balcony. What if someone had called the police?
Guys,
I saw on another board where another guy [b][red]had been given photo copies of 10 and 20 peso notes as change from the bartender at Hook[/red][/b]. Being late and dark, he did not notice it until the next day when he tried to use them.
He was saying that the 10 and 20 numbers on the top left corner of the respective bills should be like a reflective sticker and shiny. When he looked closely at these, he saw that they were just printed with a good printer.
Enjoy the life, but be careful out there.
Moondog
Fellows,
Can anyone recommend a some website where the pictures are accurate and you actually get the same girl as in the photo.
thanks,
Junior
From Junior:
[quote]Fellows,
Can anyone recommend a some website where the pictures are accurate and you actually get the same girl as in the photo.[/quote]
Try [url]http://www.escorts-argentina.com[/url]
Moondog
Jaimito is correct about pictures. No matter where I am the girls almost ALWAYS let me take photos. Moondog can give his tips too as he gets many. You have to use common sense. Start off by telling her how beautiful she is. I do that right away and I tell her that I've dated a few models before in the USA and she is as beautiful as those girls. Then I tell her that I don't want to forget her then ask if I can take her picture. I've only had a few out of literally hundreds of girls that say no. If they say no I ask if I can take one with her blocking her face. Then I show them the picture and I complement how beautiful she is.
The ironic thing is sometimes the shyest girls end up wanting to take more and more and more. The memories are priceless!
Currency and security measures
See http://www.bcra.gov.ar/ingles/i_hm000000.asp
My advice: Go whenever you can to a bank, make the queue (Banco Rio at Uriburu St and Santa Fe Ave has a usually fast and short teller line) and ask for small change. ar$300-400 should be enough for 2-3 days of petty expenditures.
Hope this helps,
Andres.
To everyone:
There is a a report by someone called BOOM about an appartment in Lavalle 1735.
I have gone to a place in Lavalle near there some time ago, but I can-t remember the exact place.
Do you know if this appartment has a jacuzzi in his inside. it used to be a very nice place.
If so, please, anyone knows the telephone number or more information.
Thank you
Lexton,
I am not sure why Hook has charged different prices. The 20 pesos salida was at 330am. I had walked in the club and did not even order a drink. I went to pick up the chica. She did not receive a drink. As we walked out the stocky bar guy said it was vente pesos - actually Noelia had said it was going to be 18. 2 seconds later the waiter said 20. I looked at her and smiled. I guess no one knows the prices.
Any ways - DAY 4 was a light day --- no action!! I did set up a date set up with the chica from Exedra for tonight - Paula.
I also just made connection with 2 working chicas at the same locotoria on Florida I have been coming to for 4 days. Both have been more than friendly and we finally had lengthy chats today!
One is about 23 the other msaybe 28. I would say a 7 and an 8.
I want to score some nonpro if I can. I feel it is more than possible!! I love this freaking place!
Just Got Back,
I understand your point. And to be honest the chicas face was obscured due to positioning. It was really more like softcore porn video. No crotch shots and certianly no penis shots!! I couldnt take that. If anyone viewed this video and went to the club they would never be able to connect the dots. So in the end it was pretty harmless for the chica.
And i have gotten some great X rated pics this week - gratis and with compliments from my chicas. Video as well. They really seem to love it and I always ask about it upfront.
SAINT - we are on the same page as far as this goes. Dittos
cheers! OTH
Yes, as I reported few days ago Hook has increased chicas drink from 18 to 20. Madhao did the same, 35 to to 40. So do not think you're being cheated if someone still mentions 18 at Hook. Of course, being given fake bills is another story.
This was posted by Spiderman on another board, and re-printed here and photos used with permission from the author:
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Last night the bar tender at Hook gave me counterfeit money. I did not realize until the next day. He gave me a fake 20 and a fake 10 peso bill. They are both photocopies. It is dark in there, and I did not look at the money. Today when I went to the store, the person working there picked it up in 1 second. So obviously this is a tourist trick as the Argentines know right away that it is fake.
The 10 and the 20 on the top left corner on the respective bills should be like a reflective sticker and shinny. On the fake ones it is just like it was printed on a LaserJet.
I just noticed also there is an embedded strip that is only visible when you hold it up to the light! The strip goes from top to bottom, and starts from where the white section turns into the color section. Just hold it up to the light.
If you look at the 10 and 20 in the top left corner, it has just been printed on a LaserJet or perhaps a color photocopier. Real money will have a shiny reflective number almost like a glossy sticker. Due to the limitations of the photograph it is probably not visible here on the Internet. But when you look at the real money you will see what I mean.
The paper quality is also not as good. But Argentina's money is not as good quality as American money, and does not feel as firm regardless. As such, just feeling the paper is not as obvious as if someone gave you a fake USD.
Also, there are small color imperfections in the money. But in Hook it was dark and this was not noticeable.
I know the bartender gave me this because I was a tourist and he figured I would not notice. And, he was right! I did not notice until I tried to pass the money. But the Argentineans can spot this in 1 second, so once you get the fake money, you are screwed!!
Anyway, he will not be getting any more tips from me! Since I am down for a while he would have made more money from tips than what he ripped me off for. Also, please help support my revenge and also not tip him!!
here is the 20 peso note.
Hi pals,
I finally after a month delay, I am flying in BA for my first trip.
I've book true Mayra in Murano Hotels and I'll be around for a week.
Anyone would like to join me will be welcome and any suggestions are more than accepted.
See you soon.
Anybody know of a good love hotel/motel where you can bring more than one girl at a time? I took two girls over to the Hotel Horizonte the other day, and they would not allow two girls, which really surprised me.
Thanks,
Moondog
The thing with the fake bills, is that you have to have a good deal of light to tell the difference. That is clear from your photos. In a taxi or a dark bar it is not that easy. You need to see the hidden face in blank area of the bill. And one of my fakes had a poorly drawn face to help fool you. Plus I always feel like an ass checking each bill in public - as if I'm telling the bartender he is a crook. There is a subtle difference in "feel" to the fakes. To the touch, they feel more like paper and less like cloth, but really it is pretty subtle.
Good Luck . . . P
Hey, Guys:
From March,19th to March,24th, I won't be in Argentina, so for me to help you with your appts., you'll need to contact Vanesa; my assistant at her cell. phone: 155 106 0244, and she will take care of you as I usually do. Don't email me for appts. in this period, YOU ONLY WILL NEED TO CALL HER AT HER CELL. PHONE.
When I come back on the 25th, I will be in charge of your appts. again, by phone and by email.
Also I want you to know that March,25th is ....MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
So, I will let you know when and where I will celebrate it with you in Buenos Aires!!!!
Kisses, Roxana; the Queen.
MoonDog,
There is a hotel in Barrio Norte, on Laprida that is off the corner of Santa Fe that allows two girls the the room(ask me how I know!). I forget the name of the other cross street but if you have a map, look for the corner of Laprida & Beruti, then going down Laprida toward Santa Fe it is past the next block (Arenales maybe?) on the left hand side. I don't remember a sign but it is lit with dull red lights.
Ask the cab driver for Laprida & Beruti, turn left on Laprida, pass one block and before you get to Santa Fe, there it is.
Enjoy.
Minimus, thanks for the info.
Moondog
Moondog, I don't know about a love hotel. But I've stayed, and I am staying again, at Apart Recoleta. They don't care how many girls you bring back. The only response you'll get is maybe a wink from the doorman. Since there's no front desk, there's no one else to hassle you. It may not be the best place in town. But it's easily as nice as Etoile with decent beds. It's in the heart of the action, hell you get a great view of Affaire across the street. But most importantly to me, the privacy and lack of hassle are priceless. Oh yeah, breakfast is also until 1pm. Who gets up in time for breakfast at hotels where it ends at 10 or 11?
About the fake bills. If I remember right, the number on a real bill has a raised texture on it. If so, can you just feel for that?
JGB,
Thanks for the info.
The two girls(Cameron and Candie from Platynum, Something Different, Los Diosas) showed up at my hotel, but without their documents. So plan B went into action, and I took them to Hotel Horizonte right behind Cafe Orleans. It really surpirsed me that the hotel turned us down.
Plan C had us gong back to their working apartment. As much as I do not care for dingy apartment sex, these two were great, and I would highly recommend them both if you want to try two girls.
Two girls, one hour, 300 pesos.
Reference the bills, I do not have any with me right now, so will have to look closely next time in town in about a week.
Moondog
Another short-stay hotel that accepts non-conventional couples is on J.M Gutierrez between Puerreydon and Laprida. That is very close to Recoleta clubs.
On the fake bills, the simplest thing to use is the embedded picture in the white area of the bill. The white area should appear white on both sides when you look at it directly. When you look thru the white area at a light behind the bill, you will see an embedded version of the portrait picture in black and white. This is the technique all the waiters and store clerks use. It doesn't need to be light around you, you only need a decent light behind the bar or wherever. Get familiar with these embedded pictures.
But these guys are good. They sense when you are rushed or drunk also. Especially leaving with a chica, when your attention is on the chica. In one small bar(Snob), they stuck me for 100 pesos, as follows:
1. I paid the bill(50 pesos) with a 100 peso note to leave with a chica.
2. The bartender returned and said "I don't have change, do you have cinquenta?
3. I gave him a 50 which I happened to have stashed for chicas.
4. He returned my 100 peso note. But he had switched the notes, and gave me a fake.
I was a regular customer in this bar, and just wasn't looking for it. I would never have connected the bar, except I gave the fake bill to the chica about two hours later. She was a regular for me, and brought the bill back to me a couple days later. I didn't believe her at first, but after thinking over and over: "How could I get a fake bill?", I remembered the scene. ANYTIME someone else touches your money, EXAMINE it when you get it back. And try to never let ANYONE touch your money.
Once, in Shampoo, the bartender gave me a Patacon 5 embedded in the change. And I was a regular there also. So it does make sense to pay attention to the change. Notice that the restaurant waiters and store clerks ALWAYS look at the money, so it's not unusual and you shouldn't be embarassed.
** Warning **
Croupier(9 de Julio near Corrientes)
Azul Pub(918 LaValle near Suipacha)
Le Piaf(Florida near San Martin Square)
Azul Pub just opened in the last 2 weeks in La Valle between 9 de Julio and Suipacha. I went in with a really sleazy tout I know in the afternoon. The operation appears to be the same as Croupier, which is an out right rip-off.
The women wanted me to sit down with them so they could explain the "operation" of the bar to me. I refused, and talked to the large male bartender and the hostess standing. They tell me $30ar minimum for water, and $30ar for copas for women. They claimed that one paid for sex by buying drinks for the women. This is the Croupier and Le Piaf operation, but you don't get sex or anything else. It really doesn't matter what the story is, the $30ar is horribly expensive and there is nothing in the place. A certain rip-off.
These three places all operate in the very high pedestrian traffic areas of Florida, La Valle, and Carlos Pelegrini. It is best to avoid or be extremely careful of places in high traffic areas. This is the best area for a rip-off, since there is a constant supply of fresh victims. These places all have several people in the pedestrian traffic constantly hustling victims.