I love the sales strategy
The best comeback (IMO) to this sales approach was delivered by an outlaw named Josie Wales:
Carpetbagger: Your young friend could use some help.
[holds up a bottle of patent medicine]
Carpetbagger: This is it. One dollar a bottle. It works wonders on wounds.
Josey Wales: Works wonders on just about everything, eh?
Carpetbagger: It can do most anything.
Josey Wales: [spits tobacco juice on the carpetbagger's coat] How is it with stains?
I'll bring along a little Redman Golden Blend with me next time.
What's the Worst Case Scenario?
[QUOTE=Zedonkey12; 417444]Hi. I am visiting Buenos Aires this June and am hoping for a little advice from people who know what their talking about. I am totally new to all this. I know this may seem stupid because I have not heard any complaints, but how can you make sure to stay safe health wise. Getting with a beautiful argentine chica seems absolutely incredible. Except for the possibility of an STD. I mean DATY is a dream. That I feel could turn into a nightmare. Are you guys confident about the health factor? Also, does anyone have any info on Vicky? She is really quite beautiful to me but there is absolutely nothing about her which makes me a bit concerned. Any advice you guys could give would be very much appreciated.
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What's the worst thing that could happen to you :
So you get A. I. D. S, live 25 years longer, get fat as shit, open movie theaters, become an NBA Broadcaster and STILL fuck girls at the gym in LA!
Could be worse!
It's like Russian Roulette!
You pays your monies and you takes your chances!
The incidence for H. I. V in crime free BA is. 000635!
If you don't fuck Chicks with Dicks, intravenous drug users, trannies, or BOYS then you won't catch shit!
I caught the common cold once here and it was so bad that I WISHED it was AIDS!
Look at " The Rock" or at TL, The Bareback Kings and never even the sniffles!
Pulled out a few butter beans though!
How old are you?
Add twenty years to your life.
Is that good enough?
Do you want to die in a fucking wheel chair with a colostomy bag next to you!
FUCK NO BRO!
I'm leaving on TL's terms!
Death by pussy!
I try it everyday!
Calll me and I will lead you to the promised land!
Let my people CUM!
TL
I did not come here to live I came here to die !
P.S - Get vaccinated for Hep 1 , 2 and 3 if it exist !
DATY all day bubbie !
Never share straws though !
Cleanest girls i've known down here !