Summary Trip report for a 1st timer

I've wanted to satisfy my curiosity towards BA for a long time as well as continue to fulfill my bucket list of visiting every central and south american country (as well as to f*ck at least one woman from said countries).

I stayed at the AP house in Recoleta. I'd say it's a work in progress, sorely needing a woman's touch, as well as a paint job in the front hall and apt #1, where I stayed, but you can't beat the price! Apt #1 is roomy and very quiet, though could use an avenue of fresh air. The area of the AP house is definitely urban, and the street that it is on is packed in the morning rush hour, but I got used to it very quickly, as it was my home for 10 days.

BA is awesome, one of the great cities of the world, and I know I just scratched the surface in my few days there. It's true what they say, it's like being in Europe without being in Europe. I immensely enjoyed sitting in many of the thousands of coffee shops admiring the sophisticated, cosmopolitan locals. Conversely, I didn't enjoy my struggles with the Porteno accent. BA folks speak very fast as well. My first half hour was comical. Went to a nearby Subway shop, ordered chicken. Said "poyo" (Mexican), the guy didn't understand me. Said "poyjo" (Colombian). Nothing. Then the guy figured it out and said "poyzshzo". Oy vey.

Anyway, a tour of the not to miss cemetery as well as many other tourist sites with TejanoLibre got me oriented to the city.

Spent a lot of time talking with Daddy Rulz in the AP house, and I have to give a shout out to him. If you're a newbie in the AP house, use him as a source, he is happy to help and gives great advice. He made my trip 10 times better, for basic travel stuff as well as chica info. Went to El Tigre with him and another expat, Boca and various restaurants in Recoleta.

Did a two day excursion to Igauza, which I wrote about in another post. Totally amazing.

Went out one night with all the tenants of the AP house to Nuevo Estilo, the strip club. I really liked it, a bunch of 5-8s in the club, which obviously caters to the Argie businessmen. I'd go back there on a future trip.

Only did 6 chicas in 10 days, focusing most of my time on one.

After arriving, exhausted, a fellow AP houser suggest I get a massage and happy ending, no effort needed. Went to 1346 Cordoba, around the block from the AP house. Had a little spinner who gave an excellent and professional massage followed by some mutual 2nd base action.

Went to the Cielo privado pn Larrea on a mid-afternoon during my first week. To my surprise, only 3 chicas were available, but the last Christina, was a nicely shaped Paraguayana and it was a nice GFE experience. Now I can check Paraguay for women off my list. Very clean place, nice ambiance also.

Hooked up with Angie, who is listed as one of the indy chicas in the escort listing. Went to a Telo, that's all she does, which adds 160 pesos to her deal. But she was quite the porn star. She looks more Italian than Latina, long blond hair, very nice. Back door was available and taken advantage of. First time I've ever experienced the back door looser than the front door!

I also hooked up with indy Paola, with the cheerleader costume. A Brazilena, I described my hour with her more like being r-ped by a woman than just s-xo. I walk in and she says nothing, but plants a long lasting major deep throat kiss on me, followed by an hour of debauchery. Worth the trip to Belgrano. Sweet girl too, I enjoyed talking with her and I'm proud to say that I'm the first person to understand the names of her 2 little frankurter dogs, which are in other languages (keeps them in another room during the event). She let me take pictures of her and they turned out fantastic.

Exactly at the same time I texted Paola for a date, I texted Lunita for one, and miracles of miracles, they both responded almost immediately. It was quite an effort to text two women at the same time and setup dates. Lunita was ready to come over as soon as I texted her. I put up a post about her already, but the word "hot" for her is most appropriate. Being a fellow Virgo, I was able to understand where she was coming from. I dig virgo chicas.

Last but not least was a tall, sexy and elegant beauty named Lara that Daddy Rulz met on a tour of New Port. Lara offered dinner dates followed by spending the night (at least she did with me). I took up her offer and we ended up going on about 5 dates, including up to an hour before I headed to the airport. With a bubbly Charo-like personality, Lara also looks and has the elegance of what I would call a "trophy wife" and this was a fulfillment of a fantasy that I really never thought about, but it really hit home for me. I work in a very wealthy area in the USA, where trophy wives and other unapproachable women are abundant. I discovered some nice restaurants via Lara, had great time conversing with her (though her porteno accent gave me trouble at times). Making a connection over dinner only made the time with her in la cama more enjoyable. Dinner can be foreplay for a woman, the slow cooking crockpot method (as opposed to us guys, whose sexuality is more like a microwave oven). It was great to be seen with her around town and even better to have all 5'8" of her in my bed for a number of marathon sessions. YMMV with her, but she was great for me.

Oh how can I forget, the portenas of BA are so hot. I thought nothing could ever come close to the Colombianas of central Colombia, but the chicas of BA are right there. Such eye candy!

Anyway, that's a short synopsis. Monger on my brothers!

It's only March but I think we have the noobie of the year winner already. Going to be a tough hill to climb to beat this first time trip.

Don't be a stranger Gonzo, I'll break some windows in Suite 1 if the fresh air issue is what keeps you from coming back. Lara texted me SEVERAL times thanking me for making the hook up for you guys, she was, uh, erm, impressed with you.

Like Tom Bodet says, "we'll keep the light on for you.

DR.

Great report Gonzo, thanks for posting. Glad you had fun with Lara. She obviously appreciated you as much as you did her. These days on visits I seem to need unpredictability and variety, and often spurn the chances of good repeat outings, but every trip to BA I like to do at least one GFE outing to a restaurant with a chica who's got my attention. Makes me feel like I've rejoined the human race!

Gonzo's explation of Lara give me a "Woodie".

Exon.

At Lucas90, I hear what you're saying...I enjoy planning for these trips, checking out the forum reviews and photos, but it always ends up with some kind of magical, wild, interesting or bizarre experience that I never expected. Sometimes I want a young-un and '...pay them to leave'. After a little pillow talk, there's such an age gap, there's little in common to discuss. Not always true, Lunita is an interesting, strong and intelligent young woman, she was fun to talk to. But it seems BA has a lot of providers of all ages. A lot.

And there's a human being tied to that v*gina, and with exotic (to me) South American women from backgrounds different from me, I enjoy hearing their stories, if they're willing to share. And for Lara, even though she's 40+ (but looks a lot younger than that), she still is a much younger woman than me, so that's always there. And older women have enough experience in life and with men, they're confident, socially skilled, so that I can enjoy time at dinner, in a bar, and then making that connection makes the horizontal action all the more fun! I found someone quite interesting in Lara that I went back for more multiple times, but that's just me. And the relationship is still simple and uncomplicated because it still for pay, and thus free from the complications of non-pros. And there's a lot of awesome restaurants to explore in BA. She turned me onto a bunch, in Porta Madera and Recoleta.

[QUOTE=Lucas90;432573]Great report Gonzo, thanks for posting. Glad you had fun with Lara. She obviously appreciated you as much as you did her. These days on visits I seem to need unpredictability and variety, and often spurn the chances of good repeat outings, but every trip to BA I like to do at least one GFE outing to a restaurant with a chica who's got my attention. Makes me feel like I've rejoined the human race![/QUOTE]

Wow.what a thorough, detailed, expressive report! Briliant mate thanks and you are mostly spot on. Lara sounds like The Business, I need to find her asap.

Cheers.