Thank you for the Argentine Hospitality!
Thanks to everyone for the wonderful Argentine hospitality!
Sorry for writing so late, I was a little jet-lagged from the rough trip back to Southern California. Our flights ran into winter snow storms and due to the turbulence I did not sleep during the trip back.
This is my second post to this forum and also my second trip to Buenos Aires, Argentina.
Thanks to Jackson and nice meeting you albeit telephonically (by telephone) I left you $20USD for my membership with Tejano Libre. Hello to World Travel 69,Captain and Exon123, thanks for your advice (by email) hope to meet you all soon. Very nice meeting Tomaso, Shotgun and Cigar Smoker at the café on the corner of Cordoba and 9 de Julio.
And special thanks to Tejano Libre, your girlfriends were all so super! (They almost killed me; please tell them that they must be gentle with me as I am still a virgin, joke, I'm coming off work related injuries and my heath is only at 50%) Your ladies Gabby, Mara and Daisy are all I can ask for and I was super happy them all!
Gabby at 343 Uruguay "Gozanos. Com" (night shift 22:00) was so very kind to me. I will definitely return to see her. Also there I had a wonderful time with Martina and Rocio. I tried Katy, which I saw her almost every time when the Mama-san presented the girls. Katy seemed very irritated and angry and we did not seem to have good vibes between us. I will not repeat with Katy. (I guess I felt sorry for her as I think she works 24/7 there and maybe she had a bad session with one of the locals that night! I did not complain to the Mama-san about Katy as Gabby, Martina and Rocio made me so very happy! Also, I think the Mama-san at 343 Uruguay is a little "Crazy" as she sternly corrected me because I made a Freudian-slip by saying that I was an "American" and not a "North American." And she said angrily that I must respect the ladies when I only asked the girls what services I wanted, and I did not ask for anything out of the ordinary. The Mama-san was always in a bad mood and was always very negative with me. I could go elsewhere with no problem but I was very happy with Gabby, Martina and Rocio so I just ignored the Mama-san.
One note about 343 Uruguay, the street is very dark at night and sometimes dangerous. I was with Martina and she went to close the window she saw some poor Argentino getting robbed at knife-point. It happened in just a second as when I got up to look, the robber was gone. "Please be very careful near Uruguay 343 at night, and in Buenos Aires in general!" I bring pepper spray and switchblade knives with me just in case. I won't go down without a fight!
Other girlfriends of Tejano Libre were Mara and Daisy. Both also were so wonderful! With Mara, we had a dinner and then a great time together. (Note:Mara screams a lot and I thought we might get kicked out of the hotel!) And Daisy was very friendly; we had the perfect girlfriend-like session. I will definitely repeat with Mara and Daisy. Thanks again to Tejano Libre! (Please notify when your restaurant "L'Alliance" will be open. Instead of eating three meals elsewhere I can eat daily at your place. I want to support you with my business when I'm in town) (Wow TL, you have the ultimate "Babe Magnet" in your 1969 Jaguar XKE!)
Thanks to Gysell at Suipacha 834 7C, I guess I got there early 09:30 and there was no answer. So I returned at 10:30 and you sent me to the place at 1B in your building. There, I was presented with a wonderful tall, slim, dark-skined-professor-looking young lady with professor-looking black glasses (I like the professor-look) I had a great time and I want to see her again. The problem is that I forgot her name. Gysell, could you please send me her name. Also, I did not have a chance to see Pamela who works at your place in 7C. Please tell Pamela your "Chinito"(little China Boy) is coming soon to see you soon! (One day I need to speak with you Gysell about starting a business like yours here just across the boarder in Mexico, I always wanted to be a Mama-san)
I also called Roxanne, the tour guide in BA to see if we could go out together but she was out of town. I hope to meet you Roxanne one day.
And, I met a very nice looking lady who was a waitress at a café on Rivadavia. I gave her a Valentine Tiger doll (Winnie-the-Pooh's friend) She was a student who only works on the weekend. The following day I left an Elmo doll (Big Bird's friend) for her and told the manager that I will be back soon to see if she wants to return with me to the states. Hopefully I can start a relationship with her and then take it from there.
Finally, I met so many Paraguayan ladies who were so very nice and I was thinking of looking for one to return with me to me my wife one day. I will go to Asuncion, Paraguay in conjunction with my next visit. What more could I ask for, kind, gentle, subservient and loving! "Banzai!" ("Charge!," sorry a little Japanese lingo there)
I will try to be back possibly in April if funds permit. Hope to see you all soon and thanks once again for the wonderful Argentine Hospitality.
Hollywood
PS: I did not go to Esmeralda 517-B this time. I had a very bad experience there on my last visit. I tried to tell the Mama-san Aryselli that the girl did not do anything, but she would not come out of the room so I could talk to her. I agree with Captain, Joe Vato, Fedora, Gato Hunter, Boner Doner and many others that ESMERALDA 517-B SHOULD BE AVOIDED!
PS2: On the second leg of my trip, from ATL(Atlanta,Georgia) to LAX(Los Angeles,California) Delta Airlines had given me a free upgrade from Economy Class to First Class. The seats,food and service are much better in the First Class than in Economy Class as everyone knows. So I was drinking my complementary Coke and reading the Wall Street Journal that the stewardess had given me when I saw this young US Army guy (in uniform) walk pass me. Soon they closed the door and I had ask the stewardess if I could give my First Class seat to the US Army soldier. The stewardess said yes. I said to the young man, please have a seat and thank you for your service to our country! I was very glad to give up my seat to a brave US service man! I sat in the Economy Class seat and all the stewardesses kept giving me food and drink and thanked me for giving up my seat to the serviceman. The Economy seat was made for tiny American-Asian people like me anyway.
Very nice meeting you too Exon!
Exon, I am so very sorry for not mentioning you and thanking you for your help via email also. I do hope to meet you in BA one day soon!
Thanks,
Hollywood.
[QUOTE=Hollywood124]Thanks to everyone for the wonderful Argentine hospitality!
Sorry for writing so late, I was a little jet-lagged from the rough trip back to Southern California. Our flights ran into winter snow storms and due to the turbulence I did not sleep during the trip back.
This is my second post to this forum and also my second trip to Buenos Aires, Argentina.
Thanks to Jackson and nice meeting you albeit telephonically (by telephone) I left you $20USD for my membership with Tejano Libre. Hello to World Travel 69 and Captain, thanks for your advice (by email) hope to meet you both soon. Very nice meeting Tomaso, Shotgun and Cigar Smoker at the café on the corner of Cordoba and 9 de Julio.
And special thanks to Tejano Libre, your girlfriends were all so super! (They almost killed me; please tell them that they must be gentle with me as I am still a virgin, joke, I'm coming off work related injuries and my heath is only at 50%) Your ladies Gabby, Mara and Daisy are all I can ask for and I was super happy them all!
Gabby at 343 Uruguay "Gozanos. Com" (night shift 22:00) was so very kind to me. I will definitely return to see her. Also there I had a wonderful time with Martina and Rocio. I tried Katy, which I saw her almost every time when the Mama-san presented the girls. Katy seemed very irritated and angry and we did not seem to have good vibes between us. I will not repeat with Katy. (I guess I felt sorry for her as I think she works 24/7 there and maybe she had a bad session with one of the locals that night! I did not complain to the Mama-san about Katy as Gabby, Martina and Rocio made me so very happy! Also, I think the Mama-san at 343 Uruguay is a little "Crazy" as she sternly corrected me because I made a Freudian-slip by saying that I was an "American" and not a "North American." And she said angrily that I must respect the ladies when I only asked the girls what services I wanted, and I did not ask for anything out of the ordinary. The Mama-san was always in a bad mood and was always very negative with me. I could go elsewhere but with no problem but I was very happy with Gabby, Martina and Rocio so I just ignored the Mama-san.
One note about 343 Uruguay, the street is very dark at night and sometimes dangerous. I was with Martina and she went to close the window she saw some poor Argentino getting robbed at knife-point. It happened in just a second as when I got up to look, the robber was gone. "Please be very careful near Uruguay 343 at night, and in Buenos Aires in general!" I bring pepper spray and switchblade knives with me just in case. I won't go down without a fight!
Other girlfriends of Tejano Libre were Mara and Daisy. Both also were so wonderful! With Mara, we had a dinner and then a great time together. (Note:Mara screams a lot and I thought we might get kicked out of the hotel! And Daisy was very friendly; we had the perfect girlfriend-like session. I will definitely repeat with Mara and Daisy. Thanks again to Tejano Libre! (Please notify when your restaurant "L'Alliance" will be open. Instead of eating three meals elsewhere I can eat daily at your place. I want to support you with my business when I'm in town) (Wow TL, you have the ultimate "Babe Magnet" in your 1969 Jaguar XKE!
Thanks to Gysell at Suipacha 834 7C, I guess I got there early 09:30 and there was no answer. So I returned at 10:30 and you sent me to the place at 1B in your building. There, I was presented with a wonderful tall, slim, dark-skined-professor-looking young lady with professor-looking black glasses (I like the professor-look) I had a great time and I want to see her again. The problem is that I forgot her name. Gysell, could you please send me her name. Also, I did not have a chance to see Pamela who works at your place in 7C. Please tell Pamela your "Chinito" is coming soon to see you soon! (One day I need to speak with you Gysell about starting a business like yours here just across the board in Mexico, I always wanted to be a Mama-san)
I also called Roxanne, the tour guide in BA to see if we could go out together but she was out of town. I hope to meet you Roxanne one day.
And, I met a very nice looking lady who was a waitress at a café on Rivadavia. I gave her a Valentine Tiger doll (Winnie-the-Pooh's friend) She was a student who only works on the weekend. The following day I left an Elmo doll (Big Bird's friend) for her and told the manager that I will be back soon to see if she wants to return with me to the states. Hopefully I can start a relationship with her and then take it from there.
Finally, I met so many Paraguayan ladies who were so very nice and I was thinking of looking for one to return with me to me my wife one day. I will go to Asuncion, Paraguay in conjunction with my next visit. What more could I ask for, kind, gentle, subservient and loving! "Banzai!" ("Charge," sorry a little Japanese lingo there)
I will try to be back possibly in April if funds permit. Hope to see you all soon and thanks once again for the wonderful Argentine Hospitality.
Hollywood.
PS: I did not go to Esmeralda 517-be this time. I had a very bad experience there on my last visit. I tried to tell the Mama-san Aryselli that the girl did not do anything, but she would not come out of the room so I could talk to her. I agree with Captain, Joe Vato, Fedora, Gato Hunter, Boner Doner and many others that ESMERALDA 517-be SHOULD BE AVOIDED!
PS2: On the second leg of my trip, from ATL (Atlanta, Georgia) to LAX (Los Angeles, California) Delta Airlines had given me a free upgrade from Economy Class to First Class. The seats, food and service are much better in the First Class than in Economy Class as everyone knows. So I was drinking my complementary Coke and reading the Wall Street Journal that the stewardess had given me when I saw this young US Army guy (in uniform) walk pass me. Soon they closed the door and I had ask the stewardess if I could give my First Class seat to the US Army soldier. The stewardess said yes. I said to the young man, please have a seat and thank you for your service to our country! I was very glad to give up my seat to a brave US service man! I sat in the Economy Class seat and all the stewardess kept giving me food and drink and thanked me for giving up my seat to the serviceman. The Economy seat was made for tiny American-Asian people like me anyway.[/QUOTE]
Never be too complimentary to the old fella!
Compliments go right to Exon's head so quickly and then he's HELL to live with for some time afterward!
Happy Mongering All. Toymann.
PS. Exellent report indeed
Hello and welcome to the AP Forum!
Hello to Mista Issa and very nice meeting you!
I owe my wonderful two vacations to Buenos Aires, Argentina to Jackson, World Travel 69, Exon 123, Toymann, Captain, Mata Hari, Tomaso, Shotgun, Cigar Smoker and the rest of the AP (Argentina Private) Forum members whom I have not met yet. You all have work very hard so that newbie members like me can have a great and carefree time when we visit.
And special thanks to the esteemed AP Forum member "Tejano Libre" who graciously showed me around town and introduced me to his many wonderful Argentine girlfriends. All of his girls were beautiful, friendly, very romantic and treated me if I was their one and only. (Note: Tejano Libre has good tastes, I was happy with everyone of his girls, although your tastes may differ) Besides, any girlfriend of Tejano Libre is a girlfriend of mine.
Please study the AP Forum and then ask us questions. What airlines to take, where to stay, where to eat, what to eat, what to do, where to meet ladies, where and when not to go, where to sight-see are some of the questions you will need to know the answers of.
Also, when in town, please go to see Tejano Libre at his restaurant "La'lliance" on Cordoba between 9 de Julio and Suipacha. Have lunch or dinner there and Tejano will show you the ropes. Although he maybe working 24/7 with the re-opening of his restaurant just today. For the best Argentine Steak and Potatoes in town, La'lliance is the place to be!
Also, please see Gysell and her beautiful girls (See Private Apartments, Suipacha 834 7C.) For tours of the city, please see Roxana @ 15-5103-3905. (I hope and pray to meet Roxana on my next visit) Gysell and Roxana both speak English.
As for me, I do speak Spanish with a different dialect than of what they speak in Argentina. It's a combo of Mexican, Russian, Japanese and English. No, just joking, I do speak Spanish well enough to communicate in Argentina. And yes, you must have basic Spanish language skills to get around in the city. You need Spanish to "Get to First Base" as they say.
I will try my best to be back in April. "Banzai!" (Charge!) Very sorry, a little Japanese lingo there.
I do wish you luck,
Hollywood.
[QUOTE=Mista Issa]Hollywood,
How is your Spanish? Was your whole trip conducted without a good knowledge of Spanish? If so, that sounds amazing! I'll be making my first trip to Buenos Aires come April and I'm hoping to do the same things / receive the same hospitality - now I'm really excited!
Cheers,
Issa[/QUOTE]
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2014!
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2014!
Hello Jackson, World Travel 69, Tejano Libre, Gyselle and fellow hobbyist.
Very sorry for not writing. I'm a little late!
I had some personal things to take care of. I don't want to bore you with my problems so I won't get into it.
The press does a good job of trashing Argentina and especially Buenos Aires on a daily, weekly and monthly basis. (It's the Hollywood Left and the Leftist media in general (F'king Liberals)). Sorry about that, but I know my Argentine Grandmother (no relation by blood) still wakes up a 3 AM and still makes the best pastries, breads, and cookies in Argentina. Although, her items have been shrinking in size over the years, I still think she has great "Goodies" and I visit her and her shop on a daily basis when I'm in EZE (Buenos Aires, Argentina). I always bring her mini bottles of Jack Daniels Whiskey! She is very happy about the JD bottles and to see me.
My favorite steak house (yes, I know said I would look for a new place due to the high prices and portions of my food have been getting smaller and smaller over the years), with its checker board table cloths, warped floors, unmatched tables and chairs and crumbling infrastructure is trying their best and struggling with inflation of their costs and in return charge extremely high prices to their customers is still there trying to make a buck and keep people employed, and yes I will have dinner with them, sympathize with them and bring them some American chocolate bars.
And my favorite Ice Cream shop "Cadera," which ice cream is now more ice than cream is still there, struggling. I hope they did well during the summer. (January, February and March opposite of our summer). I'll be there to say Hello, to all and to have a scoop.
So I think the American Leftist Media does not know what they are talking about even though the "Numbers" show that Argentina has grave problems. As I know all my Argentine friends will "Fight" and "Hang in there!" crisis after crisis!
I don't understand the Argentine politics well but I know they tend to blame the "Gringo" (USA) for a lot of their problems. But damn, I just wish we could sell Argentine products here in the USA as in California we've been having a Drought (no snow or rain) for over the past three years and the Commodity prices (meats, grains, foods etc). Have skyrocketed to record prices. And much of the fresh food of the USA comes from California we could use the great food that comes from Argentina and prices I think would come down a lot. Since our summers are at opposites this makes us perfect trade partners as when it is winter EZE it is summer in LAX and vice versa and we both can have great foods all year round.
I purchased my tickets for and will be in EZE soon.
Hi Gyselle, I see that you are back in business. And I want to give you my business since your girlfriends were always very nice to me. I will call you when I am in town.
Hey TL (Tejano Libre) I have a "Goodie Bag" for you, some Peanut Butter, Beef Jerky and some American candy for you.
Please let me take you out to lunch / dinner. You always send me your girlfriends who treat me like a king! Thanks again for your kind help! Can I bring you something small (that will fit in my suitcase) from the USA?
And WT (World Travel 69) if you are in EZE please let me take you to lunch / dinner also. You work so hard to provide information for us hobbyists. We really appreciate your work. I'll soon due a short review of my last year's trip to San Jose, Costa Rica and Manila, Philippines. Very sorry for having late reports.
OK, thanks to all for the fellowship and see you all soon.
Hollywood.
Thanks to all I had a wonderful vacation!
Wow, just one week is not enough! Very nice to talk with you Jackson. And thanks to Daddy Ruiz for the help taking me shopping on a Sunday. Most places were closed but due Daddy Rulz sharp thinking I was able to locate things needed. My bags did not arrive at the EZE with me and I needed a few things. Hello to WT69 (World Travel 69) I hope to see you one day here and take you to lunch / dinner. You're the one who worked the hardest to make this forum a sucess! And finally, Hi to TL (Tejano Libre), very nice to see you. I hope you get better soon as the fellow members need your help and guidance when they arrive in BsAs.
I saw many old friends at my hotel, at the supermarket and especially my Argentine Grandmother (no relation) who owns a small bakery behind and diagonal to the Congress building. She always gives me extra cookies or pastries when no one is looking. Oh, and my Argentine Grandfather (no relation) who has a money exchange house on Florida (at Corrientes / Galeria Colon). He always gives me a good rate.
Thanks to Gysell, who's friends Ruby and Clarrisa were fantastic and GFE. And to Eva's Online who' ladies Kiara and Natacha were excellent and GFE. Although Natacha was not the lady on Eva's Online website she was wonderful just the same.
I do not recommend Lizet from Eva's Online and Aurora / Maria an independent.
I met Stranger several years ago here. He just had a very negative report on BsAs but I hope he sees that there are still many very nice ladies here and you are still able to have a great time as I just had.
Yes, I did see many of the old and established privados closed. One of my favorites, Marcelo T. Alvear was closed as I had called and visited and verified that it is closed. MTA had beautiful ladies, all were GFE, I never had a bad time there, ever, the Mama-san was very kind and the place was the cleanest in BsAs.
I don't drink much, but I just had a very good white wine from Mendoza, Argentina. Cristobol 1492 (Chistopher Columbus). Excelent, light, sweet with little after-taste. Just as good as California wine from the Napa Valley. Oh, and I tried a local beer called Quilmes. I think Quilmes is better than Budweiser. And I used to go to the Budweiser brewery to visit with friends.
Wow, all-in-all a great vacation. Hope to see you all next year. Thanks again to all!