Learning to be a Rockstar
I just got back home and it was snowing when I got off the plane. It's a good thing I have some red hot memories of my trip to keep me warm. Stranger kept telling me to write this trip up on the board so that's exactly what I'm going to do. It may take a few days to get it all posted. There was a lot of drinking involved (The herd has been thinned out) but I'll give you the best my memory can manage. Anyone else who was present can feel free to add on to what I miss. I spent 6+2 nights in Buenos Aires this trip. I was scheduled for 6 but things were getting so good I had to stay for 2 more. We'll get to that later. Lets start at the beginning.
Night 1 (Wednesday)
I have been to BA several time but this was my first time staying at the AP house. I knew from looking at the schedule that someone would already be in suite 1 when I arrived and a few days later someone else would occupy suite 3 but I had no idea who they would be. I was hoping they would be cool guys that I would get along with. I pretty much hit the jackpot. I got to the house around 10:00 am and got a warm welcome from my friend Daddy Rulz. I asked him who was in suite 1 and he told me it was Stranger. Then he thought for a minute and said "You know what? From what I know about you and what I know about him; I think you two are going to get along really well together". Truer words have never been spoken.
I was tired from the flight so I took a shower and had a little nap and exchanged some currency. I met Stranger and we hit it off so well he canceled his plans and said the two of us were going out on "The Stranger Tour". When I say he canceled his plans I mean he had a night with "The Personality" planned that he already paid for. He said, It's no problem. I'll just give her the night off. The people on this board who already know Stranger probably aren't surprised by this but for me just meeting him I was immediately impressed with the kind of guy he is. He told me to be ready to go at 10:00. The first stop on the Stranger tour was Nuevo Estilo.
We take a cab to Nuevo Estilo and it's not really the kind of place you could ever find if you didn't know where it is. 100 pesos to get in but that gets you a free drink. We both got gin and tonic's. My eyes almost pop out of my head when I see one of the most beautiful girls on the planet. Guess what, Stranger is already friends with her. We walk up and start talking to her. I say "holy shit!" Stranger says "It's what I do." He tells me she is the most feminine woman in Buenos Aires. He also tells me everything on her is perfect. He says "Even her pussy lips are perfect". He was right, but I'll get to that later. His nickname for her is "The Retard" because she is dumb as a box of rocks. Since my Spanish is not really good enough to have much of a conversation with her that does nothing to dissuade me. She is there with her cousin who is brand new to the business. It was her first week as an escort. He tells me he doesn't buy girls colored water and he orders them a couple of beers. The beers arrive and he says "magic pocket" and there is a 100 peso note in his hand ready to pay. Lesson 1: Always be the cool guy. Quickly followed by lesson 2: Magic pocket. Both lessons have a lot more to them then I am going to say. It's not my place to give away the lessons I was taught on a public board.
There was a lot of talent at Nuevo Estilo that night. Stranger and I kept drinking gin and tonic's. All of a sudden he tells me the cab will ready in two minutes. The Stranger Tour has a schedule that must be kept. There was a girl there that I had my eye on. She had such a sexy walk and an amazing body I had to at least get her name before we left. I said "give me one minute" and I ran out to the smoking patio where she walk talking to an Asian guy. I had no time so I apologized and butted into their conversation. The guy was cool and even offered me a cigarette. All I needed was a few seconds to tell her how beautiful she was and get her name (Mallory). I got back to Stranger slammed the rest of my gin and tonic and we were off. It can be difficult to get a cab there but Stranger has his own cab driver ready to go.
We get in the cab and Stranger tells me it's time to take a walk on the wild side. The cab driver takes us on a drive through Transvestite park. A walk on the wild side indeed. Half of these transvestites I thought, no, there's no way. That has to be a woman. Then she would say "Hey, baby" in a voice deep enough to make dick to retreat into my pelvis in shear terror. They don't hide anything either (Well they hide one thing). Half of them are topless with their big fake titties out for the world to see. Some of them had their pants around their ankles so you could see their ass implants. Some were just wearing a thong and nothing else. I have never seen anything like it. Enough of that, off to Hook.
We walk into Hook and the owner comes over and gives Stranger and I kiss on the cheek. It seems a little slow in there. There are 4 poles in Hook but there is only one girl dancing. A few seconds after the owner kisses us on the cheek all 4 poles have girls dancing on them and there are girls everywhere. It's almost like the owner went in back and yelled "vamos chicas, Stranger's here". The gin and tonic's continue. I get mine and it tastes like a glass full of gin with 5 drops of tonic water in it. Stranger just smiles and says "Life's good". I couldn't agree more. Four new girls hit the poles and the one dancing about 6 inches from where I'm standing is crazy hot. Really long and thin with a nice set of fake titties. She is a solid 10. In the United States she would be a 14. I ask Stranger about her and he say's "Yea, I was her first customer when she started working here. We're friends on Facebook". My jaw hits the floor. He say's "It's what I do". I'm trying to find out where I can get an engagement ring this time of night so I can ask this girl to marry me and Stranger say's it's time to go. We have a schedule to keep and there are 4 more clubs on the tour.
We get to Newport and the gin and tonic's don't really seem to have any tonic in them at all. It's pretty much a glass full of gin with a slice of lemon in it. There isn't much good at Newport so Stranger tells me to finish my drink, we are going to Madahos.
When we get to Madahos Stranger introduces me to "The Manager". She is the one to ask about any girl you want to take out of there. That way you don't have to worry about getting a dud. She gives you the straight scoop on all the girls and will make recommendations for you. The place is packed, the girls are all smoking hot and I am drunk as a motherfucker. Stranger is drunk too and we're still drinking gin and tonic's. I have on idea how strong the drinks are at this point I'm just drinking. The girls are all so hot dancing on stage my American strip club reflexes kick in and I start tipping them. Stranger already told me not to tip the dancers when we were at Hook. He said "Don't tip them. If you like one go fuck her". I'm not a Rockstar yet. This is only my first day of training. I still have a lot to learn. We are back at the bar and "The Manager" asks me which girl I want to fuck. A smoking hot brunet in a sexy little black dress caught my eye when we first walked in. I look through the sea of chica's and spot her. With the discretion of a drunk fool I stick the entire length of my arm out to point at her and firmly say "her" like I'm the Caesar of Madahos. She comes over and the brain cells that were holding onto our conversation are no longer with me, so I don't really remember that part. I do remember Stranger telling me if I'm not going to take her home and fuck her he will. I ordered 4 shots of the most disgusting Tequila I have ever tasted in my life. Imagine if you went to a Mexican prison and your cell mate converted the toilet into a still for making tequila out of rubbing alcohol. That's how bad it tasted. Stranger and I settle up the bill, I tip "The Manager", take my chica and leave. It's 5:00 am and there were still two more clubs on The Stranger Tour. I would eventually make it through the entire tour start to finish but not until my last night in Buenos Aires. We'll get to that story. A lot happened between my first night and my last night. You wouldn't want me to just jump right to the end.
Reminds Me of High School !
[QUOTE=Kamikaze;431765]To be honest I don't really remember Friday. I remember waking up with the same hangover from the previous day. I think I remember starting the day with Stranger, Joe 23 and Rocky2 drinking beers at Exedra around noon. I'm pretty sure Stranger spent the evening with either "The Personality" or "The Girl Next Door" I'm drawing a blank on Friday. Sorry. I know it was a good day because I was in Buenos Aires.[/QUOTE]Reminds me of High School in Texas.
Feeding the Girls "Boone's Farm" wine and fucking them but not remembering a thing about it.
Glad you had a good time.
Come Back Soon.
Take Care.
TL.