Learning Spanish (Services)
Okay, so the question is about asking for services.
Is there a particular word in Spanish I can use to start off with when asking a girl what services she performs and what she doesn't? I find it irritating to go down the list of things which for me would go like this.
Hace (you do?) [Would appreciate it if someone could teach me the proper way to start asking]:
Completo (anal) ,
BBBJCIM (Bucal sin haste el finale or 'żBucal hasta el fin puede ser? As DH thought me) ,
BBBJ (bucal sin or bucal sin globitos) ,
CIM (puedo acabo en su boca) ,
Etc.
Can I just ask if they do completo to cover BBBJ, CIM, etc? In my mind completo in english is like complete (services) , would it include everything then?
Reminds Me of a Funny Story
[QUOTE=LateNightExcur; 429742]Okay, so the question is about asking for services.
Is there a particular word in Spanish I can use to start off with when asking a girl what services she performs and what she doesn't? I find it irritating to go down the list of things which for me would go like this.
Hace (you do?) [Would appreciate it if someone could teach me the proper way to start asking]:
Completo (anal) ,
BBBJCIM (Bucal sin haste el finale or 'żBucal hasta el fin puede ser? As DH thought me) ,
BBBJ (bucal sin or bucal sin globitos) ,
CIM (puedo acabo en su boca) ,
Etc.
Can I just ask if they do completo to cover BBBJ, CIM, etc? In my mind completo in english is like complete (services) , would it include everything then?[/QUOTE]This whole thing reminds me of a funny story.
So I take this neophyte out to the clubs and against all of my advice the KID picks a Dominican hooker out of Catto's at 4am, he can't speak Spanish so I work out the details for them and send them off to his hotel. He calls me at 4:30am and tells me that the girl is not sucking his dick the way he wants so he passes her the phone and asks me to tell her how to suck his dick! I was laughing so hard but I was able to tell her that he was not going to pay her and he was going to kick her out of his room and into the hallway.
He did!
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