A night out at the Hippo, and an strange ending
Continuing on where my friend Capt Dave left, a few nights later the said foxy “girlfriend” of him offered to let a group of six horny mongers in the club without any cover charge.
So, having first met at El Alamo and later dined at Hereford, myself, the good Captain, Jackson, Santa Fe, JustGotBack, and another non posting monger friend headed to meet the foxy girlfriend above at La Biela in Recoleta. There she was, elegantly dressed in a fur coat and waiting for the Argentina Private delegation. We greeted and made some small talk and then headed out for Hippopotamus.
The club is located on the restaurant row in Recoleta, not far from the Etoile hotel. It took us about a minute to reach it, and we all went around (!!) the metal detector and up the stairs into the main atrium, of course, without paying the 45 Pesos entrance fee.
Once inside, the club immediately struck me as a classy joint. Capt Dave has done a good job of explaining the layout in the last post, and I will only add a few points. The main bar and a large dance floor are on the main level, flanked by 4 “poles” where some highly delicious dancers exhibit their trade. There is a stage area, where some live singing of well known classics (think Frank Sinatra’s favorites or Gloria Gaynor’s “I will survive”) takes place. On both sides of the stage, there is a smaller “booth” type dance floor used by the “supporting cast”. An interesting touch was when a back lighted screen was hung in front of one of these booths and a strip tease act ensued behind the screen. This produced very enticing, sexy shadows on the screen, [i] á la[/i] James Bond. The restrooms are upstairs and are of the “attended” variety, so take a few pesos up with you for the obligatory tip.
Shortly after entering, Jackson proceeded to the bar area and that was the last I saw of him. The remaining five mongers and Capt Dave’s girlfriend sat together in a semi-circular seating area close to the dance floor, and ordered our first drink. A few of us ordered beer, I and Dave ordered mineral water, and his girlfriend, of course, champagne. I think everything other than the champagne was 40 Pesos, and the champagne 60 pesos.
We sat there for about an hour and a half, and there wasn’t a lot of pressure to buy additional drinks. We watched the shows, talked, and danced a little. It came out in the conversations with Capt Dave’s girlfriend that the pole dancers could be arranged for an “encounter” somewhere around 4-5am, and the price, although negotiable, was to be in the 400 Pesos range. The time, at that point, was about 2am and as such Member #3313 was not going to hang around in a loud smoky place for another 3 hours waiting for his fourth chica of the day.
A few chicas sat together with Member #3313, each starting out with a quote of 400 pesos and dropping down to 200 Pesos quickly. At one point, Member #3313 was close to making a deal with two chicas for a threesome, each at 200 pesos. However, the deal breaker came when they wanted to get paid upfront. Once any chica sat down, there would immediately be a waiter asking for their drink order. Of course, Member #3313 would repel such waiters until it was established that the chica sitting with him would be the take out chica. Knowing that a chica of similar quality could be had for 100 Pesos at SF 1707 just a short cab ride away kept Member #3313 from making any selection. Finally, as Member #3313 was about to Leave the club to exercise said option above, a very interesting and unusual situation arose.
Our friend Santa Fe was spotted speaking to a completely “Asian” chica by the bar. I remember from reading this forum that there have been a number of inquiries about Asian providers in B.A., and to my knowledge no one had identified a fully “Asian” provider so far. Well, friends, this one was as “Asian” as they come. She had a very slender body, and long silky hair flowing gracefully down to her hips. Usually being an inmate in Sex Prison and having only Korean AMP’s available to him as the sole mean of “quick relief”, Member #3313 would not normally seek Asian providers while abroad. However, there was something very unusual about this slender, beautiful, Japanese girl with long silky hair speaking to him in Spanish!
And there came a generous offer from Santa Fe I could not refuse. He would pay for the salida drink of the chica if I were to test-drive her and pass his contact info to her if and only if she was good. So, with that in mind, I asked Tamiko (yes, with an “O” in the end) to sit down for a drink. I quickly negotiated her down to 250 Pesos from a ridiculous astronomical initial (unsolicited) quote, thanked my friend Santa Fe for his offer, paid my 40 Pesos for the mineral water (!!), said my goodbyes to everyone, and got up to leave with this chica.
Here was the only part of the encounter where it got a little unpleasant. Tamiko started asking for little tips for different people. First, she asked for a 10 Peso tip for one of the waitresses. I just don’t like clubs in general, and normally would not comply with these kinds of ridiculous requests. However, at that point, having essentially been engaged by Santa Fe to test drives this girl I didn’t want to break the deal. The waitress took the 10 pesos and thanked me so many times in such a sincere, surprised way that it made me feel a lot less bad. Tamiko later asked for a tip for the wardrobe guy, and then one for the doorman, and as I mentioned, I would have normally just laughed and walked at this point, but I felt obliged to carry out my end of the bargain for Santa Fe. Once on the street, we quickly hopped into a cab for the 3 minute drive to my Recoleta monger pad.
Shortly before reaching my apartment, literally around the corner form it, Tamiko let out a sigh of exclamation, saying “Oh, you live HERE?”. Yes my dear, I do. “But oh my god, we are neighbors!”, said Tamiko in a rather embarrassed way. Member #3313, of course, could care less. As far as he was concerned, a deal was a deal and that was her problem.
…to be continued [url=http://www.argentinaprivate.com/forum/showpost.php?p=361870&postcount=88][red]here[/red][/url].
Now thats what I call entertainment.
I've been to the hippo on three occasions now over the last week [memo to self check online bank account] and have seen two different sorts of entertainment. On the first two occasions there were tango dancers and singers but last night it seemed to be a bit more erotic. The pole dances seemed to be more skillful and there were thease two very young petite girl dancers who perforned a rather hot soft porn strip lesbien thing and were crawlling all over the stage and dance floor on all fours. One of the girls was rather thin and blonde and the other dark haired , whom I'm in love with ,has the most adorable cute smile and young bright eyes. Any info on thease two dancers especially the dark haired one's name and age as she looked like she could of been any where between 15 and 18 and I'm started to think I'm turning into a pedo.
I sure I clocked thase two walking past us in unosieute [sorry spelling wrong bar two doors down from hippo] with two great holdall bags and we joked that they were off to hippo to pic up soime customers as all the girls we have taken back with us from here have massive hand bangs full of stuff.
Still to catch the dwaves show.