I just won the Dumbass of the Year Award
Okay guys, I know I am going to get bashed / flamed / ridiculed and scarred for life for telling this story, but here it goes.
All I can do is laugh and write it up as another life experience.
Let me give you some background to make myself not feel so bad. Last year, I had a major life event. I had a heart attack. 100% blockage in the old right main. The Doctor said that if I went to sleep earlier I would have not made it.
Okay, so I made my second trip to Buenos Aires in April. New lease on life. I had a great time and on my last night I repeated with a girl who I met earlier in my trip and had a fantastic time. Back home, I joked with my friends that if I left this earth, I would remember her nice ass bouncing up and down on my face.
I decided to call her upon my return to the States. I decided to send her a birthday gift. I started sending her money to help her and I made plans to make a return trip and take her to the beach.
She never really asked me for money, but she did a couple of times and I would get a little pissed. The last time was just a couple of days ago and I told her that I was not happy with her and I did not know if I wanted to see her after this trip. (My dumbass alarm went off late, but it started ringing lightly.
I know you guys are going to be totally shocked by this, but she has just sent me an e-mail telling me later and that she is going to Europe to work.
There was a good outcome to this. Because of me planning on seeing her, I decided to start working out heavily and I have been doing great in that regard. My cardiologist says that my heart is in fantastic / shape. (1 hour to 2 hour cardio exercising a day, does it.
Now, I do consider this a great con job on her behalf. Should I report her name on the Board to protect my competition from challenging me as the Dumbass of the Year? I do know that she has been reported on this board by other members.
Let m know what you guys think. We should all share and look out for each other.
"If we don't laugh we would all go insane."
Thanks in advance for calling me a "Dumbass", I DESERVE IT.
MacDaddy