TejanoLibre's Privado and Club Tours
Gents, The "old" restaurant / guide thread is closed, so I try to open a new one here with fresh info:
In the year 2011, why would anyone need a guide?
You can download mp3 citywalks, you have the argumented reality apps for the smartphones, and that's on top of the traditional hotel citymaps and forumguides you can find and print, all over internet these days.
The true reason, I would say, is to save time.
To save time and hasslefree get to see things without interuptions like searching for streets, trying to find your ways to the casas, knowing what club / restaurants that is worth it, and who's not.
Or in a shorter term: To get the max out of your experience, the way you want it.
TL is known here on the forum since many years and is doing private, customtailored guided tours for what you want to see. And for that he charges 100 peso a day.
Yes, you can go cheaper with a group citytour, and yes, you can get the citytourbus for 70 pesos to see famous parts of the city, but that is missing the point:
When you go with your private guide, you get it your way.
You get the things you want to see, and skip the things you don't want to see.
You just say "I want to see this and this and this and this." And after that, you can just relax, strolling the streets and enjoying your moment, and still knowing that you will be guided the fastes way to the places you want to see.
And all without having to eye a map once. (How many people really experience the cities, rather than beeing occupied by the map and trying to find your way from A to B?)
Now, there are guides and there are guides, and what you could expect from any professional guide is to show up 1, sober. 2, clean 3, easygoing and with professional approach.
Yesterday I had the pleasure to meet TejanoLibre outside Newport.
For you who don't know him, he's an American guy, mid 40's and he was just like that:
Sober, clean, easygoing and professional.
(And God knows, without dropping names, not all guides out there are like that.)
To describe him, I must start with myself:
I'm a laid back, well behaved, low alcohol consuming, well dressed gentlemen (at least as I want to see myself that way)
I'm not a party animal anymore, and I like my activities during daytime mostly.
I wasn't even out for his guiding yesterday, as I have done most of what I want to see daytime by myself, and where more intrested in his nocturnal guiding.
TL on the other side, can guide and party until sunrise if that is your thing, but as mentioned above, adoptive to his company. So I had no problems brushing elbows with him, and I found him beeing an easy going guy.
Yesterday was not a guiding day, but just hanging with him was a breeze, and when we entered Hippo, he got our entrancefees waived (120 pesos).
Inside the club, he made me meet the owner and the manager, that set us up for a good table
(there really is a difference between a table and a good table)
And before I know it, I had a stellar girl grinding up and down on me, even wanting me to play with her breasts in public. I asked her to chill down a bit as I wanted to take a look at the selection in the club, but after walking around in the room, I found out that out of the 50% of the girls that was goodlooking, I had one of the top 5 girls in the club (preferences is of course different from man to man, but for my taste, she was top 5 in the club)
It was a nice experience, and even that I didn't "seal the deal", it was a time to remember.
Now, some might say that I could have had the same thing going alone, and yes:
Of course I could have gone by myself, and of course a lot of the girls speak english, but its just a nice breeze to don't have to think about anything, and voila, you get a good table instantly as TL knows the owner, and as a bonus you have one of the hottest girls in the club (and believe me, they do have some hot girls in this club) sitting on your lap, and making your stay most pleasureable to say the least.
And the good part on my behalf is that my "real guiding" haven't even started. We are going out tonight to sample the "ordinary nightlife" as I want to check out the non pro scene, and just get a sense of what the typical BA nightlife is about.
That is something I want to see, and with TL I can have it my way, for as long as I like.
And more important, for you guys who don't spealk spanish, he can set you up with some of the finer non english speaking ladies in the clubs.
So tonight me and TL will be going out to more ordinary "everyday clubs", more modest prices, more modest girls, but I bet just as fun.
And that's sum up TL in my book. Whatever you want, you get it.
Weather it's meeting top notch p4p girls, or just sampling the "normal" side of Buenos Aires nightlife.
It's really just up to your imagination, and then relax and enjoy the experience.
A good recommendation om my behalf,
Best regards, Goodguy, aka Ken Apples.
Slight Correction Schmoj!
[QUOTE=Schmoj; 416591]100 *PESOS* per day?
That can't be right TL. People are paying almost that for an hour and a half of shitty language instruction.
You could probably get 100 USD a day for a "full service" guide. [/QUOTE]Your right Schmoj!
Actually it is $100. 00 u$s a day !
Must have been a misprint !
But that is for a full day and a full night.
100 blocks of BA during the day and Chica bars till 7 am!
Either of the tours can be adjusted to meet your abilities and or desires.
Not everyone is willing or able to walk 100 blocks during the day and then visit 5 Chica Bars untill 7 am!
It's sort of a variable scale.
Anyway, that's just a small part of the services for now.
You can also :
Hunt White Wings
Fish Dorados.
Ride Horses.
Camp Out.
Visit Estancias.
Rent Apts.
Hotels.
Ski.
Airport Transfers w/
Limos
7 Passenger Mini Vans
Allow me to put together the Ultimate Bachelor Party for You in BA!
AND CHASE GIRLS!
Did I forget to get that point across!
Come on Down Boys!
TL. So clean I'm bored!
P. S. Did I forget to mention girls?
Actually, I wanted to Thank Everyone that I have tour with in the past and Thank Everyone that has sent the pm's, e-mails and Posted!
Ramiro is the man! NEWBIES you must meet this man!
IF you are fairly new to BA, Ramiro is the man and will provide services not available anywhere else. Whether a day time tour with the wife and kids OR partying into the night OR looking for the special kink at a reasonable price with a good girl or a combination of all of the above.
RAMIRO-when he owned one of the better steakhouses in town had the good nature and generosity to offer free introductions and help tourists, BA residents and frequent visitors meet sometimes great girls that he would negociate low locale resident prices for because that is just the type of guy he is!
He has had his ups and down as we all have especially when trying to operate a business in Buenos Aires. As he is between businesses, he is organizing a tour service at a nominal rate of us$100 for a very long day and night. He is a reasonable guy and likely would be willing to provide what ever you could imagine at a very reasonable charge. :whether you seek a top BBBJ for US$37. 50 per hour or want to go to a high end club and not end up with mediocre service for us$300 per hour of sack time.