Reasons to Monger

My reasons for mongering:

1. You get to the finish line fast. Example: I have been chasing this chick at my gym in the states for about three months now. A few weeks ago we finally go to a date. I ask her to come to my place. She's like "I don't know you". I'm like, ***** are you crazy? What else do you need to know about me? I see you at the gym all of the time. This is when I miss mongering. A couple months ago I go to Santa Maria, Spain. I visit a boliche, and within 15 minutes I'm hooked up with a ten and banging her real hard. I'm like, I'll never be a hostage in a relationship or a marriage.

2. You get variety. Who doesn't like a sexual baffee?

3. You pay them to go away. No emotional attachment, no heartaches and pain, no relationships, no worries where she's at.

4. You get a sense of empowerment when rejecting a woman. Usually it's the other way around.

Well, these are my reasons for mongering. What are yours?

5. Because it's cheaper.

6. Because I can.

What the heck is a baffee? Is it like a borgasmord?

[QUOTE=PickCherry12;446009]My reasons for mongering:

1. You get to the finish line fast. Example: I have been chasing this chick at my gym in the states for about three months now. A few weeks ago we finally go to a date. I ask her to come to my place. She's like "I don't know you". I'm like, ***** are you crazy? What else do you need to know about me? I see you at the gym all of the time. This is when I miss mongering. A couple months ago I go to Santa Maria, Spain. I visit a boliche, and within 15 minutes I'm hooked up with a ten and banging her real hard. I'm like, I'll never be a hostage in a relationship or a marriage.

2. You get variety. Who doesn't like a sexual baffee?

3. You pay them to go away. No emotional attachment, no heartaches and pain, no relationships, no worries where she's at.

4. You get a sense of empowerment when rejecting a woman. Usually it's the other way around.

Well, these are my reasons for mongering. What are yours?[/QUOTE]One does not need more than #3 as far as I am concerned. If you want unconditional love, get a dog.

Tres3.

Because I love pussy and can't stand many women.

[QUOTE=Dickhead;446011]5. Because it's cheaper.

6. Because I can.

What the heck is a baffee? Is it like a borgasmord?[/QUOTE]I think he meant buffet...lol.

[QUOTE=Anakin;446014]I think he meant buffet...lol.[/QUOTE]In Spanglish, buffet is buffee and it is pronounced like 'buh-fay'... you go and figure...

[QUOTE=PickCherry12;446009]My reasons for mongering:

1. You get to the finish line fast. Example: I have been chasing this chick at my gym in the states for about three months now. A few weeks ago we finally go to a date. I ask her to come to my place. She's like "I don't know you". I'm like, ***** are you crazy? What else do you need to know about me? I see you at the gym all of the time. This is when I miss mongering. A couple months ago I go to Santa Maria, Spain. I visit a boliche, and within 15 minutes I'm hooked up with a ten and banging her real hard. I'm like, I'll never be a hostage in a relationship or a marriage.

2. You get variety. Who doesn't like a sexual baffee?

3. You pay them to go away. No emotional attachment, no heartaches and pain, no relationships, no worries where she's at.

4. You get a sense of empowerment when rejecting a woman. Usually it's the other way around.

Well, these are my reasons for mongering. What are yours?[/QUOTE]I Hate Women but I Love Fucking them.

I wonder how that happened ?

TL.

[QUOTE=PickCherry12;446015]In Spanglish, buffet is buffee and it is pronounced like 'buh-fay'... you go and figure...[/QUOTE]Fair Enough.