First and foremost, thanks to everyone on this forum, especially Jackson for the 411 and welcoming vibes.
I was able to partake of the weekly fet at Casa Jackson early on my trip and that was very enjoyable. I am a life long international traveler with multiple visits to Latin America under my belt. Even so, first time in a new city / country can be daunting, especially for a dude with my proclivities. This forum in general and Jackson in particular made it very easy to jump in head first. Good stuff. Thanks.
Now as to my adventures.
I am a bit of a shallow-ender so I liked that there were several English speaking options and I partook of two I found via AP.
First encounter was with the little firecracker that is Chanelle. I am certain everyone on here knows of her as she is a regular poster. I definitely enjoyed her company. She is a pleaser in the truest sense of the term and speaks impeccable English. Her BBBJ skills are of the first order as is everything else she does en cama. The multiplier for me is her personality. It was my first day in town when I saw her. I had not slept in 36 hours and had spend the four hours prior to seeing her in meetings. Needless to say, I wasn't sure how up I would be. Turns out her abilities and persona did the trick. I was up and enjoyed two dips in the shimmering pool that is this fine, intriguing, smart and exuberant woman. Price tag: 400 Pesos for a non-clock watched 90 minutes.
After a couple of days / nights of work my second encounter was with Flopi / Florencia whom is a bit less well known to AP going by the number of mentions on this forum. She is attractive early 30's about 5'7" with well taken care of body. Flopi is pricey at US$150 for non-clock watched hour and paying her was also the only time I ever used dollars during my stay. That being stated, the combo of personality, horizontal skill and language skill is hard to beat. Somewhere hereon there was a thread discussion of whom would make good dinner company. Flopi would definitely be that, but of course, at a pretty penny by Argentine standards. For the record, Flo BBBJs nicely, loves herself some DATY, and is definitely GFE when it comes to besos.
I would have to say the one sour note of the trip chica wise was my next encounter at the legendary Gyselle's. I tried two times to arrange an appointment without success with Azul (Found her pics here on AP and was smitten). The first time might have been my fault. I was a bit early stopping by the apartment but I did call an hour before to adjust the time and was told, no prob by the junior mamasan on duty. When I got there amnesia set in and Azul was nowhere to be found. My Spanish is basic, but I know enough to set a date. At first they tried to tell me my appointment was actually with Veronica. When I jogged their memory, the mamasan apologized and said Azul would be there in 30 minutes and would I wait. Sure. 45 minutes later, in walks Veronica in a T-shirt kinda like she just rolled out of bed. In perfect English she told me Azul was not coming and that she was my only option. What bummed me out was having to wait 45 minutes to get the skinny. Now Ver has a hard, hard, hard body, standard store bought DDs, and a lovely face. I am an accommodating dude with a need to seed, I agree. We set an hour as the time and she told me hang on a minute while she got ready. About five minutes later she came back in nice red bra and panties. From there, I have to say, the sess was completely by the numbers with zero chemistry or even fake enjoyment on her part. Quick BBBJ, on with the jimmy, RCG, doggie and a bit of mish to completion. Note: Veronica is NOT a fan of having her ass slapped! Anyway, when a provider is robotting me, I just get to the finish line fast and 20 minutes later the deed was done. Deflated in more than one way, I got my clothes on and headed out the door. Ver was cool enough to drop the time to 30 minutes so the price tag was 200 Pesos. Certainly for the price I didn't feel too bad, and likely Veronica is more on her game when she isn't the rushed in substitute. She probably fed off my disappointment a bit and it was a downward spiral between us from there. On the way out the junior mamasan said Azul wasn't very dependable and apologized for the trouble.
While I would try Gyselle's again, the fact that I was not able to get Azul over the course of the next week despite calls and a few E-mails was a bummer.
Bottom line, YMMV when it comes to getting an appointment with Azul so be prepared.
A better time was had at the famed Prana Massage parlor. I set a same day appointment with Estela and walked down Santa Fe to the locale. I rang the bell, waited for the hostess to come down and escort me to the facilities. This is a big, maze-like apartment building so the guide was essential. Once in the venue it was a clean, basic parlor. Quiet, good lighting, good massage table. I asked for 90 minutes and off we went. I have to say first, the massage was quality. Maybe not Norte pro level but certainly good for what ails my old man muscles. Like all happy-enders the massage started out like any but with hands wandering over the good parts along the way until the last five minutes when it was all about the hand to gland. I am a dude who almost always has to complete the work myself when it comes to hands only pleasure. Not this time. Estela gives a GREAT hand job. Seriously. She knows how to do it right and ride the wave to an elongated finale. She also stuck the tip of one of her fingernails in my cola just as I came and also let out a "wow" when I completed (TMI? Oh well). Nice touch. I would go 2-3 times a week if I live in B.A. 90 minutes cost me 160 pesos (plus 20 pesos tip) was one of the best bargains I had in town and definitely the best orgasm of the trip.
Now my final experience was a bit of a wild card. I read about Newport being a good pro-am hook up spot, and I was headed over there one night when I walked past a pizza place on Arenales just east of Junin (Can't remember the name, but it is the only one on a very short block). It was well patronized at near 1 am and the outer patio was stocked with young attractive women. I mean there were zero men outside and just about every mujer there was 7+ and looked to be 18-30. I figured, fuck it, I was hungry and the scene intrigued so I changed plans. There were a few empty tables outside so I sat down, ordered something to eat, and started playing with my iPhone (Not a euphemism, the resto had good wi-fi). I paid no attention to anyone for about 15 minutes, called a friend, checked my E-mail, etc. Then once the food came, I started eye wandering and got a couple hits (Or at least what my overactive imagination thought were hits). The place thinned out a little as I ate and eventually one 25ish woman with jet black hair who looked like she had just come from a workout or dance studio, going by the clothes she was wearing, took the hint and stopped by my table as she is heading out. Her name was Josephina, I think, I am terrible with names. Clearly this was something she has done before but at the same time she did not come off as a pro. I like that sweet spot. Again, my Spanish is basic+ and her English, slightly less so the conversation was not very artful. Eventually we came to a meeting of the minds (300 pesos) and I invited her back to my hotel room. What followed was a spirited, if quick, 45 minutes of fun. She fucked me like a boyfriend with a lot of whispering and licking my ears (Not something I usually like). She had smallish natural breasts (Imagine that, not every chica in B.A. has fake tits!), just a few pounds past thin, and zero pubic hair. Jo let me set the agenda and I did what I like best which was a little mutual oral on the bed and then a standing doggie against the credenza. I finished on her back standing up but I bet I could have gotten her to take the load en boca if I had been able to control myself. I also think I could have repeated, but fuck, my stamina isn't what it used to be and it was nearly three. One note, this was the only time I used my own condoms on this trip. I thought she might object, but she just checked the packet closely, looking at the expiration date and made sure the seal was unbroken.
Once we had finished she was quick to dress and head out. I walked her back down to Sante Fe to a subte station, though I don't think she wanted me to. One thing I noticed about Recoleta is chicks are walking alone at any hour of the night. Impressive. I wouldn't see that in many USA cities.
So that is probably way too much info on this last bit of tail and maybe this experience isn't that unique, but for me, having trolled in Bogota, Rio, Santiago and Lima, this was the best semi-pro play I have had.
Beyond the sexo, here are a few things that are worth passing along.
1) The ubiquitous 24 hour a day Farmacity's will dole out Cialis without blinking though the price is high (30 pesos a pill). They also hooked me up with a prescription pain med called Keterolac when my back acted up from the bed in my hotel. I think is was 20 pesos a pill. I had to play dumb gringo without prescription a little before he finally pulled the med off the back shelf, but it didn't take too much effort. I did wait until there was no one else waiting for service. Back at the hotel I checked online before knocking one back, and it was legit. The cool thing about this med is it combines prescription strength pain relief with an anti-inflammatory. That is exactly what a bad back requires. About 20 minutes after ingesting, my pain literally vanished. I was clear headed while the stuff was working on me and there were no after effects. There was also no impact when I drank a couple glasses of wine while on the stuff. Nice. For about three days I lived on these pills because my back was really tweaked. Then the pain went away and I stopped taking the pills. Highly recommended for folks in similar need.
2) Farmacia Santa Rosa. I read up on this joint but noted that there weren't any recent posts. I was in the San Telmo neighborhood nearby so I headed over. My need was to re-up on the Keterolac to take back home plus get some Ambien for the flight. I was prepared by others so I brought the generic name Zolpidem written on a piece of paper. First I asked for Ambien and got only a quizzical look. Then gave the paper and bingo. Kind of weird how a super well-known drug like Ambien that must get asked for by visitors all the time does not register, but no matter. They hooked me up with 30 pills for 90 pesos as well as another 10 spot of Keterolac for less than I paid at the Farmacity. Damn, it would be cool if Pharmacies in the U.S. worked this way.
3) Finally, the last night I was in town I had a CL date with a woman I had been corresponding with for six months dating back to when I originally planned to come to town. Turns out she was / is a plastic surgeon, older than my usual, but great conversation. The night didn't end horizontally (We weren't each other's type, but it was a genuine date night out and a great way to finish the trip. Had to bag on a second Thursday at Jackson's to do it, which was a disappointment, but so it goes.
In sum, I will certainly be back to Argentina. B.A. is by far the best town I have been to in the Americas for my kind of pleasure. Thanks again to AP for making my trip such a success.
