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Exon Reporting : OK no more ---- Only .... Yesterday Carolina took me to Tigar and a boat ride on the River Plata. It was kick ass, absolutely fucking gorgeous. And guess what, I know where some of the 88 billion US dollars the Argentines owe the IMF is located. Some 800 to 900 million dollars worth is located in the form of expensive boats docked on the river. Don't kid your self theres still plenty of money left down here in Argentina, and thease Argentines really know how to enjoy it . Moving right along, Carolina got a call while we were eating a late lunch that Fernando,( her son ), wasn't fealing well and had to go home early. Perfecto, as I really wanted to go crusing, and after dinner in Recoleta and checking out Black, ended up at Cafe Exrada. Well Maria Paula caught hold of me and away we went to my apartmento. Problem with Paula is I can't get her to leave. Before we got in the cab I made her promise me it would just be a quickie and I wanted her out of their in an hour. She lied and spent the night again. Well this morning when we woke up she wanted me to fuck her again and I refused. I was saving my sperm for Fabiana, an old friend I'd bumped into at Cafe Orleans. The Mouse has met her and she is absolutely fucking beautiful with a body too die for. As fate would have it I was home taking a little cat nap after putting Paula in a cab. The phone rings, its Carolina, yea,yea OK Tuesday night dinner. I hang up and not but but five seconds latter the phone rings again, its Fabiana. God am I gald I didn't fuck Paula earlier this morning as I have bullets to shoot. I quickly pop a pill and wait for Fabiana's arrival half and hour latter . Fucking Fabiana is like fucking a porn star, the best. I will see her again soon. But not too night. I just got word that the Mouse has safely landed and is in country. He's PM'd me and He, Stormy, the famious DickHead and I are all meeting for dinner in Recoleta at 9:00 pm. Sounds like some mongering tonight --- Exon
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Exon -
Now that you've corrected your periodic punctuational problems, perhaps you can consider adding two carriage returns (to siginify the end of a paragraph) when you've completed a thought.
Your postings are very informative and entertaining and would reach a wider audience if they were more clearly displayed.
Just a suggestion.
DfB
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The Mouse has Landed,
I see this board needs a little spicing up with some new adventures and stories, so here I am. The question is, will these experiences be good ones or more embarassing mishaps by this sometimes stumbling Mouse?
You know, I just love that 10 1/2 hr flight out of NY with it's comfy seats and 5-star service. There is nothing like the feeling, after flying all night with your whole body aching and little sleep, when you suddenly realize you still have "4 hrs" to go. Oh well!
I finally made it to the Hotel, unpacked, showered, had a quick lunch with Stormy and then that first knock came at the door a full half hr early. I had decided to call an old favorite upon arrival who I met in August and always see a couple of times when in town. Sorry guys, this is private stock, she's only a 7, but her performance for me is never less than a 10. Come to find out her final night at the Club was 2 weeks ago and she has quit the Biz because it's become too much and she can't take it anymore. I'm curious, aren't you? Well, her arms go around my neck, her tongue down my throat while she drags me to the bed ....... WOW, what a welcome! According to her, she is all mine whenever I want, and only mine. Yeah, we'll see, but I loved today's welcome!
Off to a good start,
The Mouse that Roared
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Exon, MM, Dickhead, and Stormy all hanging out together.
Watch out BA. :)
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I would like to thank all of the contributors to this board. I am arriving in B.A. in 51 ( but who's counting ) days, for my first visit.
I was looking for a new place to go this year, and after reading Moondog's Guide, on another board, I thought about it for exactly one minute, and then bought my ticket! I tend to be impulsive. Thank you Moondog, your guide is very impressive, and I hope your kharma gets the positive energy it deserves for creating it.
I followed Moondog's advice and I contacted Mayra. She got me the best deal ( and I did shop around ) on a room at the Dohlmen Hotel, and a cheap cell phone rental.
I have been desperately trying to get my escort sites " must-do " list to below 20. I have contacted Roxana, and if the feedback I have received is correct, her $10 per appointment fee will be the best $10 I'll ever spend.
The only problem I have is that my arrival is 51 days away! The anticipation is deadly. So, if any of you experienced B.A. Mongers will be in town from May 5 through the 13th, and you enjoy seeing a newbie going berserk and discovering what you already know, PM me so we can hook up. This board is, by far, the best source for up to date info on B.A., and I cannot wait to share my experiences.
Johnny O
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Johnny O,
Thanks for the nice words. The guide is intended for the new guy in town.
With respect to the escorts, be very flexible with your choices, and do not get hung up on any one girl. There is nothing wrong with starting a dialogue if they return email, but use it only to establish rapport and as a "get to know you type of exchange." Avoid discussion about prices, but rather get her to anticipate your arrival because of you rather than an ATM. Be ready with another one if on the day you arrive, your favorite has made other plans.
BA has many choices, enough for everybody, and the girls are fun, witty, beautiful, and when you find a special girl, it is even better.
Enjoy the life,
Moondog
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Nuevo Estilo: I still like this place. In fact, maybe I like it better. I saw Antonela when I walked in and winked at her but then she disappeared, never to return on my watch. Too bad, so sad. The waitress was cute and fully with the program as far as I could tell. Beers are still 5, the cover was still 15, and the place seemed more well lit and less smoky. But the others wanted to move on so off to
Catto´s: That blond chick singer is smoking hot. She makes my dick so fucking hard I don´t have enough skin left to blink my eyes. My chica of the previous night was there again and still looked good. The pole dancers were good. I was pretty drunk by the time we left for
Hook´s: I had pretty much decided to take a night off from mongering, partially because these clubs put a hole in my wallet and also because a certain rodent causes drinks to appear continuously as if by osmosis (a 250 pound Italian can in fact out drink a 150 pound Irish. I don't feel all that great but I think after a few beers I will be okay). However a very short but curvy thing managed to insinuate herself into my sphere of influence and eventually I succumbed to her blandishments.
Sandra is from Salta although I kept teasing her about actually being from Paraguay which was rude of me. Also I was teasing about her height with such comments as 'I´d like to screw you for a long time but it looks like it will be a short time' and other weak shit such as that.
Another very nice experience and she is recommended. I don't think I've made a gal come that many times without using any electronic devices in a long time. She said it had been a few weeks since she'd had an orgasm. After I gave her a few she decided BBBJ would be okay and was up for CIM but I had developed vapor lock by then so oh well.
I think I will go to Güemes 3221 today or maybe try Andres´recommendation on Maipu.
¡Viva la Republica!
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Nice to know, the boys are home and there is action going on with the reports. Well here's what I have. Remember that low-cost place on Santa Fe, here´s the best of it: call 4824 2490 and ask for Luna to be sent to you. Firm body, not too fat and Ok face. She will suck you dry and let screw completo, with professional integrity and good attitude. 60 pesos an hour plus taxi.
And: there are two gems out there but I don't want to publish their names or phones without permission. Both are young, caucasian, tall, brunette, cute and with a good attitude. Neither speaks much english. Will give their contact only in p2p mode.
Take care,
ciao
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PERSONAL PAC-SAFE
After constantly worrying about guests grabbing my valuables, I finally bought a PAC-SAFE travel-safe last year and really love it. I put all my valuables in it and lock it through a chair. It won't stop a determined thief with tools, but stops the casual grab and run. It is lined with chicken wire so it cannot be opened with a knife. Also works great at the beach, I lock it to a beach chair or palm tree while I go swimming. I highly recommend it.
http://www.pac-safe.com/
Also available though
http://www.rei.com
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Exon Reporting:
Well probably number one on my things to do list was fuck Roberta. Roberta is argueably, (sorry I don't spell either) the finest fuck in the world. I'd bumped into her last week at Cafe Orleans but just didn't have time to engage her. After doing Fabiana Monday afternoon I'd made mental plans for Roberta on Tuesday. As some of you might remember I had dispatched Mickey Mouse to fuck Angela several months ago so she would have rent money. As a reward for Mickey's labor of love I'd set up a deal through Roxana so the Mouse could fuck Roberta. Mickey likes Roberta.
Well anyway I show up at Cafe Orleans about 4 pm, walk in the door, and theres Roberta, which I make a beeline too. Roberta smiles that beautiful smile she has and points to the bar and say's "your amigo's are their". I look over and there sits the Mouse and Stormy both with big shit eating grins on the faces. Seems Mickey has already cut a deal with Roberta and there about to leave as soon as he finish's his drink. Well fuck that, I mean I really like Mickey but I just can't have him fucking Roberta before I do.
OK, so I go over to the bar and cut a deal with Mickey whom was gracious enough to surrender Roberta. How I've made no secret to the fact and every girl in the bar knows it, Roberta is my favorite. And all the ladies know that Roberta has a deal with Mickey, so theres huge suspence with all the girls. Mickey and I are talking and every woman in the place is watching us for some tip on the out come of this unusual set of events. Roberta has two ******'s, all the rest of the girls have none and whats going to happen ? . Well as we are talking I look over at Roberta and say "Negociation" and every woman in the place crack's up laughing. Even Mickey & Stormy are cracking up.
OK, so I've got a deal with Mickey for Roberta but all I've got is a few pesos and a US hundred dollar bill, no pesos for Roberta. Alright, this what a stand up guy Mickey Mouse is. Not only do I take his date, but he makes change for me converting the C-note into pesos so I can pay her.
Exon
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Happy St. Paddy´s day!!!
Tonight I have been told that there is a big party at the Irish Pub
called Kilkenny.
It is located on the corner of Marcelo T de Alvear and Reconquista
in micro center and around the corner from pussy central or my apartment!
I met a cute nonpro there last monday night who filled me in on the scene there. By the way any mongers who like the band U2 would be advised to go any Monday night at 1130P for a good U2 knock off band. Lots of fun.
Killkenny is a bit expensive as they do not serve local beer. They have their own brand and other imports including guiness draft for 12-13 peso a pop.
If you are intersted I have been told to come early today as it will be packed for the holiday.
Anyone interested in hooking up can call me on my cell
15-5040-2281
D Rock and myself are planning to hit it early evening around 8-9p
There are 3-4 other Irish/English type pubs nearby. Should be festive.
After Killkenny I plan on going for the first time to Nuevo Estilo....perhaps we take a crew?
OTH
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Hook Report
Went in last night and met some of the guys. I missed the AMA meeting. Met a VERY young and PETITE chica - 18 and still in school - who was sweet as pie. Her sister was also working there with her. My girls name was Claudia. She said she is still in school and has only worked there for 2 weeks or so. She is dark skinned with long black hair. Cute smile and maybe 5-2 100 lbs.
Went to pussy central and had a great GFE, BBBJ, MPCS, DFK, DATY, photos, video, carinos. No anal. She is very young and a bit inexperienced but to have such a tender morsel was almost enough to make me soil my pants! I will see her again as she gave me her phone.
20 pesos salida 100 peses the hour >she asked 130< plus 20 pesos tip.
AS ALWAYS USE THIS BOARDS INFO AS CONFIDENTIAL. CHICAS DO NOT NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING THEY HAVE WRITTEN ON THEM.
In short if you want to take her out...please do but use this info for your FYI and knowledge.
Once again as stated before Hook seems to be the place for YOUNG girls and many new in the biz.
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Initial quote was one hundred dollars, met with laughter and countered with one hundred pesos, also met with laughter. Settled on 150 for 2 hours after the usual routine of how I am not a tourist and know the score. Probably could have gotten it for less since the ratio was a healthy 10 to 1 or so.
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Went to Cattos last night as well. Was quoted 250 pesos for 2 hrs. After the chica found out I knew the scene she quickly went to 150 pesos. I then told her that for 80-100 pesos I could get almost any girl next door at Hook. She acted surprised. Soon after she left my table.
For those interested Cattos is next to Hook on the 900 block of suipacha. Last night there were about 35-40 chicas and many were good looking. The dancing girls were awsome and the blond singer was hot too. Not sure if the pole dancers were on the menu. Will ck it out later this weke and report.
Was reported 20 pesos for salida from this club.
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Ladron de queso!
Exon, you are a machine! You steal the poor mouse's cheese, and then use his pesos to do it with her. I think you owe him a night with Roberta alone for his brillant lay down. Either that, or get a two room suite, and have her switch rooms when she wears the other one out. :)
Nice post, and the periods and paragraphs were perfect. Very readable. So, what's been happening with Carolina this week?
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Exon, it was my pleasure watching you two love birds reunited at my expense, but next time I charge a percentage on the exchange fee. A second place finish wasn't so bad as I decided to latch on to Carolina (no, not Exon's Republican) as my consolation. Now she is No Roberta, but this girl surprised the hell out of me. She did everything in her power to make me forget Roberta and prove she was No 1 ! Isn't competition Great? The menu was extensive and passionate and after 2 1/2 hrs it was No Mas for me.
OK gang, here it is, my first 24 hrs in BA: The mouse is 4 for 4 and still roaring.