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Saturday I did not do anybody. I just accompanied the Mouse on his rounds and translated a very pissed off Rosa Maria's account of the previous night.
Sunday Mouse and I were lunching across from Orleans when OTH's Crazy Paula-Paulina showed up. She seemed glad to see me and I bought her lunch. Then she went into psycho mode and said she would not leave with me because there was a Norwegian in Orleans who was going to pay her more than I do. But then a tall Scandanavian looking gentleman could be seen getting into a cab with another denizen of Orleans and she began to cry. As I told Mouse, when they start to cry I just leave. So we headed across the street and the little psycho ran after us. She started some psycho story about not having a father and blah blah then said, OK let's go to your place.
Well when she gets there the crazy behavior continues, and the crying, and she says she going to leave. I say OK fine chau and then she starts taking her clothes off. I fucked her several times and then she fell asleep. When it came time to meet back up with Mouse she WOULD NOT LEAVE. Finally I asked Mouse to come over and give her one of his looks. She was still passed out - not drunk, just asleep - when he showed up. I pulled the covers back to expose her to Mouse in her naked glory and we finally got her to leave. As she was leaving, she told me she never wanted to see me again as long as she lived and she flipped me off. This psycho is to be avoided - Paulina Cruz, DOB 23-6-76, from Salta. A nut job. But if you cannot avoid her you might as well fuck her because she can really fuck.
Then in Catto's I decide to leave with a Lorena from Quilmes partido, 23 yo morocha. Seemed very nice in the bar. WORTHLESS when we got back to my place. Does NOT know how to suck dick and was jerking my shaft. No kissing. After maybe 15 minutes I say look you are not enjoying this so let's call it a night. After further discussion we decide to start all over with different music, different lighting, etc. Nope. No good. She is just trying to make me cum as fast as possible and she has no technique either fucking or sucking. Then I realize I have stuff dripping down my legs. She used enough lube to change the oil in a Peterbilt. I say, que es eso, why so much lube? She says oh no that is just saliva from my mouth. Bullshit. Why lie right to my face about something so unimportant? I say OK you are gone. She takes half a fucking hour in the shower before I can get her out. Money had not been discussed previously. I gave her 110 and she said no it is 150 and plus I live way out in Quilmes. I said your service was poor and 100 is my minimum and where you live is not my problem and BYE BYE. Also to be avoided.
Sundays just ain't working out for me. Oh well. Today is another day and Mouse's last night. So onward and inward.
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Dickhead,
Thats damn funny about Paula from Salta. She is a nut. Actually she was pretty good with me. Although after sex she did lie there and stare at me and repeat my name mucho tiempos, kind of stalker like! I thought it was odd. But you are right. She can fuck very good and anything goes. So its a mixed bag with her. I cna honestly say it was a good session for me, but can totally see where she could go off like she did with you.
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Hi,
I went to Suipacha apt. last month. There were 3 girls there, so I said "heck I'll take them all". Great experince. I was in my own porno. The 3 girls took turns suckin my dick and kissing me, and also one of the girls sucking my dick starts massage it in another girls pussy. Awsome. Screwed all 3 girls. Aprox. 2 hours in all. 300 pesos for everything including a couple of drinks.
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Paula
You mean this one?
Psycho-Rama, no doubt about it!
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Stay tuned for reports on:
1. The Mansion
2. Dickhead in training
3. That Damn DickHead took my virginity!
4. My last 24 hrs in Heaven (hhmmm, I think it adds up to 5)
Once again the Mouse is under a Doctor's care in serious condition on his way to the Airport for an Airlift.
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Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap!
Seems like that would be an appropriate title for my post. Well, I just left BA this moring and I am already checking on expedia for a flight back in about 2 months. Well where do I start? I'll begin with a chronological order of events.
Day 1 (Sunday): I arrive Sunday morning in BA a couple days earlier than planned. Check into my hotel and there's just no way I can sleep despite a red eye flight. I guess Sunday is a bad day to arrive in BA for hobbyists. I printed out a wish list of pictures with phone numbers of internet girls that I wanted to hook up with. After a few calls without any luck I get a hold of an agency that runs a business out of an apartment on Paraguay at Suipacha. I schedule an hour with Helena from buenosairesmodels.com for 100 pesos and walk the 10 blocks from my hotel. Helena (Can't remember her real name) comes down to open the door. Most tenents must walk down to open the door for their visitors. I am surprised that Helena looks just like her photos however she's a lot smaller than I expected. She opens the door and greats me with a kiss. Nice touch. I see that she's about 5'02" and maybe 95 lbs. soaking wet. Talk about a spinner! I'm thinking I'm in for a great week. We go up to her apartment and talk for a little short bit. She's got blonde hair and blue eyes. Kind of a turn on when a girl like that speaks perfect Spanish. I'm fortunate that I speak pretty good Spanish which helps A LOT if you're down here. She starts talking her clothes off almost immediately. She nevers asks for money at this point. She does a great job of DFK, CBJ, and all the standard positions. I shoot my wad and off I go riding into the sunset on my horse.
Day 1 (Sunday night): I take the short cab ride from my hotel to Madaho's in Recoleta. Now I'm used to the Chicago Club and Adalita's, in Tijuana, Baja California, which have some pretty good looking women. After walking through Madaho's I'm convinced I may never return to TJ to further pursue any conquests in my chosen hobby/lifestyle. My jaw hit the floor when I saw the beauties in Madaho's. And this, I later found out was a slow night, a REALLY slow night. I hooked up with some girl who spoke pretty good English. I apologize but I can't remember her name at this juncture. I plan to post some photos later this week when I get home and full use of my scanner. The service was standard. I wouldn't say GFE as I don't remember BBBJ being on the menu. She's also a smoker which deducts points from my scorecard.
Day 2 (Monday): I call up Alexia from platynum.com.ar and I must say this was a GFE all the way. I gave her a 10. BBBJ, all the positions and all for 100 pesos. She was quite the trooper. We actually ended up hanging out quite a bit after this going to dinner and dancing. She's a super cool chick from Brazil. The Español really came in handy to make this happen.
Later in the day I call up Cari from escortsbaires.com. Now I REALLY wanted to see Cari, who's real name is Romina. She was the star of the show in my mind in my trip to BA so I really built this up. She didn't answer her phone on Sunday night as most girls didn't. Well, as luck would have it, her service was mediocre. I must say, she was a knockout on appearances. She's also a nice enough girl who let me snap a few photos with her. However, the service was CBJ, no DFK, and only minor pecks on the lips allowed. During the deed she kept her eyes closed the entire time. I made mention of this to her and even how I built her up in my mind before coming to see her (totally my fault I admit). She said it's just a fantasy and guys need to know this. I didn't argue with her and I later got my DFK as an audition for her to play the part of being my girlfriend for the day. I told her I wanted to rent her for a day. She was cool with it and agreed to show my around the city later in the week, which I never got to do. The DFK, albeit brief, was awesome. This is one of the girls you want to pack up in your suitcase and ring back home, she's that hot.
Day 3 (Tuesday): I move into an apartment down the street from Hook, Catto's and Ness, all within one block. I call up Conny from area-vip.com. I can't remember her real name either but she was a nice enough full blooded typical Argentine girl with the droopy eyebrows and the perfect Castillian Spanish. She wasn't as good looking as her pictures but she had a nice body and a cute face. I'm surprised she gets by on charging 250 pesos but what the hell, it's only money. We did the deed but little Art was tired from his previous days work and just didn't want to finish the job. I may have a talk with his boss about his work ethic. Conny did DFK but only offered a CBJ. She was very passionate though but also a smoker. At least she waited until we were through. Once the hour was up, she got on her horse and rode off into the sunset. I think it was at this point were my doorman saw me walk out my first girl. Remember, you usually have to let girls in and let them out of your building by phyically going to your lobby door. Not satisfied that this squirrel didn't get his nut I call up Ailen from platynum.com.ar. Another HOT looking chick who only looks better in person. Ailen is more than able to handle the workload and does a GFE. I rate her performence a 9. Nice enough girl who is friendly to talk to. I was surprised that this hotty only charged 100 pesos + 10 for the cab. I walk her out and the doorman opens the door for us.
Day 3 (Tuesday night): I go over the Jackson's place in Recoleta for the Tuesday night monger dinner. Jackson's a nice enough guy who will give you the straight up info on what to do and where to go. I liked Jackson, he's a funny guy and loves tang as much as I do. CO2 also showed up for the meeting and the three of us walked over to a restaurant in Recoleta for some great Argentine beef. Any of you guys thinking about renting his apartment I must admit it's in a great place. Within a short, I mean REALLY short, walk of lots of restaurants and Madaho's. It's also quite nice as you can see from the website. During dinner, another monger was walking by and stopped to join us. We eventually made it to Madaho's. Madaho's was absolutely packed with beauties on this night. My jaw hit the ground again. Jackson found his prey pretty quick and was gone for the night within 20 minutes. I was having a real problem at Madaho's. I just could not make up my mind because I wanted to take about 90% of the girls in there. This is a real problem for me because I can't make up my mind. It's more about 'Which one is worth shooting my wad for?' It's much easier to decide when there's only 3 or 4 hot chicks in a place because you only have to chose from so many. But when you have to chose from like 20 or 30 absolutely beautiful girls, it tends to get a little complicated. When all was said and done, the rest of us ended up leaving with nothing. For me personally there was TOO MUCH to choose from. I went back to my apartment. Before walking in the lobby, I decided to go check out Hook down the street. I ended up taking a 20 year old Paraguayan girl (Carolina) for 100 pesos. She was a sweet girl too but those dark lights in Hook were deceiving. I wasn't to impressed when I unwrapped the gift I bought for myself. After the session, she gave my her number and told me she wanted to hang out with me on Sunday. Again, this is probably where the Spanish came in handy. I told her I'd call her in a couple of days, which I never did. When done was done, I called it a night at about 6 am.
Day 4 (Wednesday): I meet up with CO2 and Sam Wise at The New Orleans Cafe for lunch at San Martin and Cordoba. CO2 and Jackson told me about this place and I couldn't believe it. Girls go into these places (midday) to hook up with guys. There are some great advantages to this besides the obvious of having ass for lunch. The windows are large and allow natural sunlight to illuminate the girls. What you see is definitely what you get. The girls tend not to be so aggresive. And you can have lunch before you order up that hot piece of ass. The girls dress real conservatively and you might not know what's going on unless you were forewarned like I was. CO2 ended up with a cute little Colombian which was a repeat for him. She was a little bit of a character. She tried hooking me up with her friend (Sylvia) who just didn't do it for me. I saw about 2 other girls that had blonde hair and light colored eyes but I didn't want to be rude and go talk to them after I just told Sylvia that I didn't have any money. I eventually left under the guise that I needed to go to my apartment to sleep. I walked over to Excedra which is basically larger version of the New Orleans and just down the street. Same thing, natural lighting and cute girls.
I saw a very pretty girl, sitting alone, who looked strikingly familiar. I played dumb and started talking to her. I pretended I didn't know what was going on asked her what she did for a living. You should have seen the look on her face. Well, after she told me and I acted surprised, I eventually told her I felt stupid for not knowing what was going on yet I was strangely tempted to 'try it out.' She told me it would be 150 pesos for the hour. We went back to my apartment (Which she says she never does) and had a great time. Come to find out she is Romina which Capt Dave has posted a picture of in the photo gallery on April 9th. She looked better in person than her photos. Romina was a really sweet girl who made some of the most exciting faces while I was trusting little Art into her. Either she was really into it or a great actress. I'm also going to give her a 9 and will say it was a GFE. Romina has this thing she does and does well where she squats up and down on little Art making little Art finish his job in about 15 to 20 minutes. I was so impressed I asked for her number so I could contract her services again later in the week. I wanted to see if she could get little Art to finish his job again after a long week of HARD work. Unfortunately, I didn't get a chance to call her again, nor did I see her in Excadra when I stopped by a couple times after. I walked her out of my apartment and now the doorman's looking at me with this smirk on his face.
Day 4 (Wednesday Night): I made a date with Alexia for the whole night. 600 pesos to go out, dinner dancing, the whole thing. I had a great time with her and I'm quite certain she lost interest in the money. I gave it to her anyways because I figured it was the gentlemanly thing to do. I also figured she probably needed it more than I needed it. She ended up spending the night and left in the morning.
Day 5 (Thursday): I wake up feeling a little hungry so I decide to skip breakfast and call Alanise from platynum.com.ar. I take the 30 minute cab ride to her apartment in Belgrano. Alanise, who's real name is Milva, did not look as good as her photos. The apartment was not that nice either when I found large bugs crawling around in the bedroom. She walked out with the money I gav her and ended up having to stab one of the bugs with a spear. Just as I cleaned up the mess, Alanise walked back into the room. Nothing too special about her either. No BBBJ, she tried kissing me but it wasn't working for me because she's a heavy smoker. She did get the job done however. Alanise speaks very god English and enjoys meeting Americans so she can practice her English. After the session, she invited me to have dinner with her that night. I actually made an all night date with Alexia so I lied and said I was having dinner with friends. I told her I was free Friday night and asked if she wanted to do it then. She said yes and gave me her home phone number.
Now according to my photos, I think I had another chick later in the day but I can't remember who she was or even the whole session even happening but there's a picture of me and a girl together who I just cannot remember.
Thursday night I went on my date with Alexia for the whole night. 600 pesos to go out, dinner, dancing at a club, walking through Recoleta, the whole thing. By the way, dinner with a bottle of wine for the both of us was less thatn $23 USD. I had a great time with her and I'm quite certain she lost interest in the money, which I had yet to pay her. I gave it to her anyways because I figured it was the gentlemanly thing to do. I also figured she probably needed it more than I needed it. She ended up spending the whole night.
Day 6 (Friday): Woke up in the early afternoon with Alexia in the bed next to me. I must say it was a hell of a site when she got up from my bed naked to go use the restroom. Seeing that cute little bare ass walking away from you is enough to make the Pope turn to the dark side of the force. She's also got the nicest set of fake tits I have ever seem. The view from the top of those mamories is just incredible. I will compare the view to the being as good as the view when I was standing on the top of Mt. Everest in 1998.
Alexia and I went back to Recoleta where we had lunch and walked through the cemetary. Due to a prior meeting with CO2 and Will Fore, who was arriving that day, I had to leave for the day.
Later that evening, I got together with Alanise and had dinner with her in Puerto Madero. I think dinner for the two of us was about $40 USD at one of the nicer restaurants in BA on the waterfront of the Rio Plata. After dinner we went dancing at Pacha till about 5:30am. After that we called it a night with no further action, which was still cool in my book.
Day 7 (Saturday): I figure I can't leave BA without trying some doublemint gum action. I call a number from the web which had two girls offered at once. I get quoted 170 pesos for the hour for two chicas. Turns out to be the Suipacha 921 apartment. I had mixed experience here. I paid my 170 and am allowed to pick from a line up of about three chicas. I pick my two and they later tell me she is not available so they give me another one. Who cares at this point right? Both chicas, Rosario and Khatya come in. Rosario is a 22 year old brunnette who was very sweet. Khatya was a fake blonde with short, neck length hair. Khatya was a little more excited about everything and seemed like she's been in the biz for a while. Khatya tells me to get comfortable with Rosario and says she'll be "right back." I don't take shit off and I just tell Rosario that we'll wait for Khatya. I had a feeling that I was going to get dooped into getting started with Rosario while Khatya never returned. After 10 minutes I tell Rosario that this is taking too long. She goes to see what the problem is and returns with "She's coming right now." Another 10 minutes goes by and nothering. I send Rosario back out again. She returns with "She went downstairs and will be back right now." I tell her that this is very bad business "Mal negocio." She agrees. FINALLY after being in this bedroom for 25 minutes, Khatya returns and is buck naked. She comes in totally ready to rock and roll. Things finally started to pick up here. Khatya does the BBBJ while I'm fingering them both. I have Rosario get on little Art while Khatya is touching me all over. Just as little Art's about to finish, I tell Khatya it's her turn now. They change out the condom and Khatya just pounded the shit out of me. Little Art finishes within minutes.
The session is so god, I offer another 100 pesos (Less than $34 USD) to go again. After a few minutes, we do the same thing again only I did Khatya first and finished with Rosario. All in all a great experience minus the BS I had to put up with in the beginning. I've been in this hobby long enough to know when to stick to your guns and not to fall for the scams. So if you go to the Suipacha apartment for two girls, stick to your guns and don't take your clothes off until both girls are in the room ready for action.
Day 7 (Saturday night): I call up Liz from Platynum.com.ar and schedule an hour. Liz was als a sweetheart and we ended up going to dinner after. I'm not going to give anymore details about my time with Liz or even her real name out of respect for her. But I will say that we spent just about the rest of our time together until I left Monday morning. She spent the night with me Saturday and Sunday. She's really tall, almost 6'. I think she may be leaving the business.
All in all, I had one of the best times of my life down in BA and plan to go back soon. I took some great photos and I will truly miss all the chicas. If you're thinking about going and can't make up your mind, GO! Go south young man. I will try and post photos next week.
Art Vandalay
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Yes, that is she. WEIIIIIIIIRD girl. But last night I did short Sandra from Salta from Hook and she gets my vote as the horniest woman in Buenos Aires. Very nice gal also. Also I did Laura from Maipú 429 again. She gets pretty worked up as well.
Now that the Mouse is gone, maybe I can get some fucking sleep.
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Well gentleman, as my first report, I feel somewhat saddened to unfortunately agree with the psycho reports of Paula de Exidra. I have had her twice. The first time was all night for 100 pesos, included everything I possibly wanted and was a great, very horny GFE. ( This was about 9 months ago). She is always at Exidra, virtually every night, and when I went there a few months later there she was again, and I said to myself "Self, what the heck, all night, 33 dollars, with a spinner, just 2 kilos overweight, a little soft, craves anal and sucks chrome off of bumpers. Why not!". So we left Exedra and had the usual dick ripping off sex she is good for, with 5 releases before noon and lunch in the room. Well, guys this is where paradise ended. I gave her 150 pesos for a job well done and inflation, and she went freaking nuts! Now, I am just shy of fluent in spanish mind you, but the swear words and psycho shit that came out of her mouth astounded me! And, that was just the stuff I heard!
More to report later.
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Yes, Capt Dave, that is the Paula Dickhead is talking about! I just re-read Dickhead's 6-28 report, and looked at Capt Dave's pic, and, I do remember paula speaking of a sugardaddy in New orleans that is going to rescue her. She even gave me his number and said to please call him and say she loves him. Yea right.
Also Gentlemen, if what I, and others have said is not enough to caution you away from psycho Paula, she offered, but I declined completo, and I mean completo UNCOVERED! As in BBBJ, BBFS and BB Greek! I had to push her away to get the condom on! And, I think she was trying to rip it off with her pussy. Wow, there is a whole thesis to be written there in someone's post graduate work in psychology.
Any way, on a more social note, it has been a long 8 months since the awsome Thanksgiving dinner in Baires. It was the most entertaining dinner I can remember. I, believe it or not, have been trying since then to get myself to be able to post, and have had such a hard time. Even though I know very personal friends of roxana, it has been a long haul. But now I am here! For those at the dinner, I was sitting to the right of Andres and across from Saint. To actually meet and listen to the eloquent Jackson and Roxana was a rare and delicious treat. I introduced myself as the future Mauricio, but was unable under that name. Maybe some day I can go to a future dinner and just say "I am Latina Addict" and get a standing ovation. Just like Exon did when he introduced himself. We all need our goals. Also, Dickhead, you are my heroe, I and many others wait every day for you teachings.
I am an apartment addict and always in the search for the basement bargain GFE with a tight 19 YO. Very much like the famous Andres. I have had about 90% luck with outstanding GFE's at apartments with ALL hardbodies, and ALL young, and have never paid over 80 the hour. Normally 40-50 the hour is the norm for me. I also average about 120 for the TLN with many of these sweethearts. There is quite a bit of culling to be done upon entry, but well worth the effort. A firm grasp of spanish, a phone to call hundreds of Clarin ads and patience is all a must. I have a few favorites I will impart when I can get my hidden list back in a few days. PM me if you want more specifics.
This is long enough, and I just wanted to break in and get the info out about Paula and start sharing some of the wealth I have accumulated in the 12 years going to Baires.
Stay safe, never pay up front in your own room, and get the word out about Santa Fe 1707 and that crazy Paula!
Latina Addict
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The Mouse finally crawled back in his hole and I figured I would get some sleep today but then my dick got hard so I went to Suipacha 921 and enjoyed Katarina, blond (fake), 25 years old, from Santiago del Estero, which has produced such other noted hookers as my María and her sister.
Katarina is very active, likes reverse cowgirl, shoves your fingers up her ass, kisses well, gave BBBJ. Recommended. I think I said the madam here is Abril but I was confused. Her name is Carolina.
Then I saw María's sister Andrea doing the stroll so I got her cell number for future CIM.
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Respectful:
- There are ways to make the girl understand how much are you willing to pay without making it a cold business transaction. For instance, like telling a story (fake or not) of how much you paid to another girl in a recent trip to BA and how good it was that you repeated.
- I guess that, sparingly, you may find a girl from Cattos working the next day at Hooks and viceversa. However, chicas don't change clubs that offten.
- I guess that clubs make money mainly from entrance fees and drinks. ar$80 for a drink provide a good revenue considering the costs. I guess also that they may organize parties or special events for executives and subcontract some of the services to the girls.
- Girls at Exedra don't have to share. Exedra, although not very expensive, it is actually expensive ompared to other cafes, so they make money anyway (for instance, I paid ar$7 for a coffee and an English bread sandwich at Exedra, while two days before I paid ar$3.50 for the same food just 5 blocks from there).
Hope this helps,
Andres
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DH,
wow that Sandra from Hook..... I know what you mean....She is "F"ing awsome!
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Hey, Guys;
I want to let you know that I'm back in Buenos Aires, so you can call me at my cell. phone as usual.
Kisses, Roxana.
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Cheap apartments
Some guys reported the following apartments meriting a visit:
1- Montevideo 581 1 h
2- Corrientes 753, 922 y 1125
3- Pellegrini 151 1A
4- Lavalle 1914 3
5- Sarmiento 1828 1A
6- Lavalle 1735
7- Talcahuano 308
I did once #1 and #7, and didn't like the available selection (but maybe they improved by now).
I saw some gorgeous pictures of Platynum girls related to Corrientes 753 (phone ending in 1330 or something similar). I may check the place.
#5 received very good reviews at the Bairesgirls forum. In my to-do list.
So... all yours, gentlemen. Do some research for the sake of WSG.
Hope this helps,
Andres
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Is Cafe Orleans still charging that BS exit fee? If so, are you experienced mongers paying it, or are you guys getting around it?
I'll be reporting from the field this week.