2004 Reports - Edited

Anybody know of a good love hotel/motel where you can bring more than one girl at a time? I took two girls over to the Hotel Horizonte the other day, and they would not allow two girls, which really surprised me.

Thanks,

Moondog

The thing with the fake bills, is that you have to have a good deal of light to tell the difference. That is clear from your photos. In a taxi or a dark bar it is not that easy. You need to see the hidden face in blank area of the bill. And one of my fakes had a poorly drawn face to help fool you. Plus I always feel like an ass checking each bill in public - as if I'm telling the bartender he is a crook. There is a subtle difference in "feel" to the fakes. To the touch, they feel more like paper and less like cloth, but really it is pretty subtle.

Good Luck . . . P

Hey, Guys:

From March,19th to March,24th, I won't be in Argentina, so for me to help you with your appts., you'll need to contact Vanesa; my assistant at her cell. phone: 155 106 0244, and she will take care of you as I usually do. Don't email me for appts. in this period, YOU ONLY WILL NEED TO CALL HER AT HER CELL. PHONE.

When I come back on the 25th, I will be in charge of your appts. again, by phone and by email.

Also I want you to know that March,25th is ....MY BIRTHDAY!!!!
So, I will let you know when and where I will celebrate it with you in Buenos Aires!!!!

Kisses, Roxana; the Queen.

MoonDog,

There is a hotel in Barrio Norte, on Laprida that is off the corner of Santa Fe that allows two girls the the room(ask me how I know!). I forget the name of the other cross street but if you have a map, look for the corner of Laprida & Beruti, then going down Laprida toward Santa Fe it is past the next block (Arenales maybe?) on the left hand side. I don't remember a sign but it is lit with dull red lights.

Ask the cab driver for Laprida & Beruti, turn left on Laprida, pass one block and before you get to Santa Fe, there it is.

Enjoy.

Minimus, thanks for the info.

Moondog

Moondog, I don't know about a love hotel. But I've stayed, and I am staying again, at Apart Recoleta. They don't care how many girls you bring back. The only response you'll get is maybe a wink from the doorman. Since there's no front desk, there's no one else to hassle you. It may not be the best place in town. But it's easily as nice as Etoile with decent beds. It's in the heart of the action, hell you get a great view of Affaire across the street. But most importantly to me, the privacy and lack of hassle are priceless. Oh yeah, breakfast is also until 1pm. Who gets up in time for breakfast at hotels where it ends at 10 or 11?

About the fake bills. If I remember right, the number on a real bill has a raised texture on it. If so, can you just feel for that?

JGB,

Thanks for the info.

The two girls(Cameron and Candie from Platynum, Something Different, Los Diosas) showed up at my hotel, but without their documents. So plan B went into action, and I took them to Hotel Horizonte right behind Cafe Orleans. It really surpirsed me that the hotel turned us down.

Plan C had us gong back to their working apartment. As much as I do not care for dingy apartment sex, these two were great, and I would highly recommend them both if you want to try two girls.

Two girls, one hour, 300 pesos.

Reference the bills, I do not have any with me right now, so will have to look closely next time in town in about a week.

Moondog

Another short-stay hotel that accepts non-conventional couples is on J.M Gutierrez between Puerreydon and Laprida. That is very close to Recoleta clubs.

On the fake bills, the simplest thing to use is the embedded picture in the white area of the bill. The white area should appear white on both sides when you look at it directly. When you look thru the white area at a light behind the bill, you will see an embedded version of the portrait picture in black and white. This is the technique all the waiters and store clerks use. It doesn't need to be light around you, you only need a decent light behind the bar or wherever. Get familiar with these embedded pictures.

But these guys are good. They sense when you are rushed or drunk also. Especially leaving with a chica, when your attention is on the chica. In one small bar(Snob), they stuck me for 100 pesos, as follows:

1. I paid the bill(50 pesos) with a 100 peso note to leave with a chica.
2. The bartender returned and said "I don't have change, do you have cinquenta?
3. I gave him a 50 which I happened to have stashed for chicas.
4. He returned my 100 peso note. But he had switched the notes, and gave me a fake.

I was a regular customer in this bar, and just wasn't looking for it. I would never have connected the bar, except I gave the fake bill to the chica about two hours later. She was a regular for me, and brought the bill back to me a couple days later. I didn't believe her at first, but after thinking over and over: "How could I get a fake bill?", I remembered the scene. ANYTIME someone else touches your money, EXAMINE it when you get it back. And try to never let ANYONE touch your money.

Once, in Shampoo, the bartender gave me a Patacon 5 embedded in the change. And I was a regular there also. So it does make sense to pay attention to the change. Notice that the restaurant waiters and store clerks ALWAYS look at the money, so it's not unusual and you shouldn't be embarassed.

** Warning **
Croupier(9 de Julio near Corrientes)
Azul Pub(918 LaValle near Suipacha)
Le Piaf(Florida near San Martin Square)

Azul Pub just opened in the last 2 weeks in La Valle between 9 de Julio and Suipacha. I went in with a really sleazy tout I know in the afternoon. The operation appears to be the same as Croupier, which is an out right rip-off.

The women wanted me to sit down with them so they could explain the "operation" of the bar to me. I refused, and talked to the large male bartender and the hostess standing. They tell me $30ar minimum for water, and $30ar for copas for women. They claimed that one paid for sex by buying drinks for the women. This is the Croupier and Le Piaf operation, but you don't get sex or anything else. It really doesn't matter what the story is, the $30ar is horribly expensive and there is nothing in the place. A certain rip-off.

These three places all operate in the very high pedestrian traffic areas of Florida, La Valle, and Carlos Pelegrini. It is best to avoid or be extremely careful of places in high traffic areas. This is the best area for a rip-off, since there is a constant supply of fresh victims. These places all have several people in the pedestrian traffic constantly hustling victims.

Regarding Le Piaf

My favorita warned me to stay out of Le Piaf, that it would be a total ripoff.

Stormy

Moondog, I went back and read a post in December about Apart Recoleta. The poster said they have a no guest policy now. I emailed off a query to the front desk and hopefully they'll get back to me tomorrow.

JGB,

Thanks.

I'm not looking so much for apartments or hotels by the week, but rather just Love Hotels that rent by the hour. I 've one that I will checkout next week.

Moondog

Last night after dinner I checked out the place on Suipacha that lused to be Kurvos. Now it is called Red Zone or something like that. Deader than a doornail. So on to Catto´s where the ratio was highly favorable. Two young ladies who at first claimed to be sisters but who looked nothing alike drew my attention. After determining they were not sisters, they said I should take them both back to my hotel. I told them that to take two women would be 'un pecado' or a sin. They akded 'Por que is it a sin to take two women'? I said no, you don't understand, I meant it would be a sin to spend that much money. So they had to try to convince me which one to chose. That didn't take long as one lit up a cigarette while the other did not. So I took the slender, non smoking one instead of the more voluptuous smoker.

Initial quote was one hundred dollars, met with laughter and countered with one hundred pesos, also met with laughter. Settled on 150 for 2 hours after the usual routine of how I am not a tourist and know the score. Probably could have gotten it for less since the ratio was a healthy 10 to 1 or so.

Anyway, it was a good first session and worthy of my first night in town. Both gals are from Formosa province. The one I chose, Agostina, is very slim (no tits to speak of if that is an issue for you) and quite cute. A very nice girl which is the most important thing. Very GFE. DFK, DATY, CBJ and lots of touching. She is intelligent and well spoken. Says she is going to orthodontic school but her true dream is to be a chef and own her own restaurant. I don´t know how well she cooks but eating her was nice.

Looks: 7 for the face and 6 for the body. Attude was just about perfect. Did not ask for money up front. No mention of a tip so I gave her one of 20 pesos plus 5 for the cab which was previously negotiated. She appreciated that I got dressed and went down and waited for the cab for her, and also that I made sure it was a radio cab, and that I wrote down the number of the cab. Recommended. A very nice gal.

The only drawback was that I went at her pretty hard with the Pocket Rocket and she creamed buckets all over the bedspread which number one embarassed her, number two made me glad I never pull the covers back, and number three made me think of Exon and his little problem at Jackson's place. But this was not the red river and it is barely noticeable now.

Now I must do my duty and go fuck Alejandra.

OK, so it was a good news, bad news thing with Alejandra. The gal who answered the door was not the same gal I know. I said, 'You are not Alejandra.' She gave me a puzzled look and whipped out her documento which said María Alejandra something. I said, 'OK, but you are not the same Alejandra from Missiónes province.' She said that that Alejandra was a Paraguaya and not from Missiónes at all and was a thief and so they 'erased' her.

Don't know, don't care but the good news is the price is down to 20 pesos instead of 30 so I fucked her anyway. Not worth repeating. She is a fake blond Brazilera with a C section scar. But I drained my balls quite nicely and that is the main thing.