Bumper Stickers I'd Like To See
1. Bush: End of an Error.
2. That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway.
3. Let's Fix Democracy in this Country First.
4. If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran.
5. Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.
6. If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President.
7. Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant!
8. Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?
9. George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight.
10. Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blow Jobs Anymore.
11. America: One Nation, Under Surveillance.
12. They call Him "W" So He Can Spell It.
13. Whose God Do You Kill For?
14. Jail to the Chief.
15. No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade Iraq?
16. Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full of Crap.
17. Bad President! No Banana.
18. We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language.
19. We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them.
20. Is It Vietnam Yet?
21. Bush Doesn't Care About Wh ite People, Either.
22. Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?
23. You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.
24. Dub'ya, Your Dad Should'a Pulled Out, too!
25. When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46
26. Pray For Impeachment.
27. The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century.
28. What Part of "Bush Lied" Don't You Understand?
29. One Nation Under Clod.
30. 2004: Embarrassed, 2005: Horrified, 2006: Terrified.
31. Bush Never Exhaled.
32. At Least Nixon Resigned
Why its important to understand English
This was shamelessly stolen from Orang05!
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I had a bunch of Canadian dollars laying around, so I went to the currency exchange window at the local bank to change them out.
It was a short line, just one lady in front of me; An Asian lady who was trying to exchange yen for dollars and she was getting a little irritated.
She asked the teller, "Why it change? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla fo yen. Today I get hunat eighty. Why it change?"
The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, "Fluctuations".
The Asian lady says, "Fluc you white people, too!"