$600.00 Dollar Per Hour Escort!
A $600. 00 US Dollar per hour escort that's not even attractive and she's old as shit!
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Damn, and I thought that $10, 000 pesos for T. L. N was outrageous!
(Back Page Girl in BA)
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Don't You Live in Provincia?
[QUOTE=Gandolf50;431027]It must just be you![/QUOTE]Don't you live in Provincia?
Or is it my impaired judjement at times?
Honestly?
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BA has the Hottest Chicks
All I know I spent 2 rookie weeks in Recoleta and my neck is still straining from turning every which way to check the fine beautiful young chicks of BA. Great to be there in the summertime with them parading around in mini skirts and shorts. I am still telling all my friends back here in the States, they need to go to BA during the hot months and check it out. These gals are the hotest I have ever seen in the world! And I have been all over!
High Healed Shoes and Low-Necked Sweaters!
[QUOTE=ArsNova33;431033]All I know I spent 2 rookie weeks in Recoleta and my neck is still straining from turning every which way to check the fine beautiful young chicks of BA. Great to be there in the summertime with them parading around in mini skirts and shorts. I am still telling all my friends back here in the States, they need to go to BA during the hot months and check it out. These gals are the hotest I have ever seen in the world! And I have been all over![/QUOTE]
High Healed Shoes and Low-Necked Sweaters!
Get Back Baretta!
Yes, it's true; as much as I dread the summers in BA the girls down here wear the least amount of clothing possible! Skirts and shorts are high and tight while their tops are soft and flowing in the breeze! High heals and open toes! Lovely buch of coconuts! The only good thing about the 95 to 122 degree, humid and miserable summers down here WITHOUT aircon!
Everyday I wake up and choose something "New" to count as I walk the streets :
Tiny visible "Tangas" which they call "Colaless" panties down here, visible through their see through skirts and even tight jeans!
Painted nails!
See through Tittie Tops!
Just a few personal fetish items!
Oh, how sweet it is!
Try it some day!
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Best Chica watching spot in BA :
Walking down Santa Fe from Libertad towards the zoo on the left side of the street between 4:30 and 7:30. Unbelievable MILF and Daughter Combo Fucks!
I counted 22 Super "Happy Meals" in one single block! And that was JUST on the sidewalk; not even counting the girls in the shops that were shopping or working in them! Would have been closer to 50. It's the reason for all the Chicas, the women's clothing shops!
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The Hot M. I. L. F is Peg.
[QUOTE=TejanoLibre; 431345]Yes, I would forget Oprah but the "Sons of Anarchy" are great!
Ron Pearlman is perfect. 66 episodes with Ron alone! Makes me miss the good old days! Never rode a bike though! My hog was an M-6 or better.
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Anything else on the fringe of society?[/QUOTE]The hot M. I. L. F in " Sons of Anarchy" is Peg from " Married with Children."
Took me a few episodes to realize that.
Great Show!
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"Breaking Bad " is GREAT!
[quote=cpr2011;431419]don't forget breaking bad. Best show on television right now.[/quote]" breaking bad" is great!
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Outrageous Privado Stats!
Outrageous Privado Stats :
Using Esmeralda 517 1 "B" as an example.
Up to 35 plus girls during a Day Shift. 18 bedrooms. 24 hours a day, less girls at night.
$350. 00 per hour which in reality is about 8 minutes!
An average of 150 to 200 Clients per day, let's say 175 clients times $350. 00 pesos per day equals :
$61, 250. 00 FUCKING PESOS PER DAY!
That's a lot of cash for gash Brothers!
Almost 10k dollars per day, tax fucking free!
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P. S. Anybody want to open up a Privado?
There is Enough Cash To Spread Around
[QUOTE=Doggboy;431517]A Supreme Court justice might be able to get away with it, but NOT TejanoLibre.[/QUOTE]There is enough cash to spread around but there are a lot of expenses.
The bribes are based per room, not per girl and you have to pay-off EVERYBODY in the food chain!
The girls are a constant "Complicadas" with boyfriends and periods and homesickness and general bullshit; not to mention infighting and jealousies!
Maybe your take is 55% of the 60k per day minus rent, bribes and expenses.
Still beats a sharp stick in the ass!
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I can't own it or run it but someone like Daisy can run it for us.
If I do get involved it will have a lot of American style benefits.
11th. Visit will be FREE, like StarBuck's.
Free drinks. 15 minutes to get to pick your date, etc. Not your typical Privado. Video tape your session for an extra 100p, the hanging Asian Basket trick!
Picture the AP House with 15 Chicas lounging around while you smoke your disgusting cigar and pick your poison, along with a waiter in top hat and tails offering you Viagra and Wonder Lines before you score. A true clubhouse ala Mae West lying accross the daybed. Spend a few bucks and reap the rewards. The only place in town like it.
Membership fee entitles you to 1 FREE fuck per month and free drinks. Maybe Kickstarter will help me out!
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1. 3 Million When I Called.
[QUOTE=Gato Hunter;431538]The place down the street was 800k last trip.[/QUOTE]It was 1. 3 million dollars when I called a few years ago. 950 sq. Meters with a retail space downstairs which would make a perfect Jazz Bar. Inside the house there is a gilded bird cage type elevator. Really beautiful when I saw it in 2005 as an office / whatever. The space downstairs was a wine bar / resto.
At 800k it would be a steal! AP House must be 850k by now.
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If were talking about that killer mansion about 4 or 5 houses down from the AP house, same side of the street.
7 days a Week for a Month!
[QUOTE=Esten;431304]There must be a catch somewhere. Maybe only on weekdays (20 per month) for 30 minutes with an unattractive lady.[/QUOTE]Went by there today to check it out :
$1000. 00 pesos a month gets you 1 hour massage per day for 30 or 31 days. That's a deal! Or 28 or 29 I guess.
However, it's in a Galeria behind a curtain with 1 of 3 girls; the girl that I spoke to is a young and attractive girl. She stated that it's a deep tissue massage and I did not ask her anything else.
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"Stuff in the Middle with You!"
I was at my office today with one of the boys having a drink when suddenly there were 2 Chicas, one on my right and one on my left; I did not know which way to look!
"Chicas on the left of me and Chicas on my right and there I was, stuck in the middle with you!"
I did not know which way to look for fear that I would miss one of them!
Oh what a feeling!
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Got to love this place!
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