Spanish Phrases

[Moore]

"No te parieron sino te cagaron."

Pretty harsh, never heard that one before. It seems that several street insults contain that verb (parir / parer? A fairly common one is "Andate a la puta que te pario", meaning go back to the whxore that bore you.

[Dickhead]

Courtesy of a Formoseña:

"No te parieron sino te cagaron."

Closest English translation I can come up with: "You weren't born; you got shit out." So this effectively and concisely insults you and both your parents at the same time.

[MCSE]

Tablita=Scoreboard.

Onda<Mood>10

Lugar<Apartment Rating>9

Cara<Face>10

Lomo<back>9.99

Garching<Slang for cumming?>10

Pete or PT<Blow Job>1st without rubber, later with, at my request.

OGT<Anal> Yees 1000

Conchita<Pussy>10 Shaved and perfect.

Piernas<legs> 1000

Gift or Arancel<Donation> AR$200 worth it? For me, YES. But my pocketbook hurts.

Besos Negros<Rimming> Mutal 1000

Here are some other phrases you might encounter on the local boards.

Onda Novia = GFE.

Depilada = Shaved.

Besos a Full or con lengua = DFK.

Cola or Colita = Butt

Onda=chemistry.

Lomo=body, general body overview.

Garching=attitude when fucking, garchar=fucking.

Gift / arancel=price

[El Chavo]

Tablita=Scoreboard.

Onda<Mood>10

Lugar<Apartment Rating>9

Cara<Face>10

Lomo<back>9.99

Garching<Slang for cumming?>10

Pete or PT<Blow Job>1st without rubber, later with, at my request.

OGT<Anal> Yees 1000

Conchita<Pussy>10 Shaved and perfect.

Piernas<legs> 1000

Gift or Arancel<Donation> AR$200 worth it? For me, YES. But my pocketbook hurts.

Besos Negros<Rimming> Mutal 1000

Here are some other phrases you might encounter on the local boards

Onda Novia = GFE
Depilada = Shaved
Besos a Full or con lengua = DFK
Cola or Colita = Butt

[Count Chocula]

Estimados amigos,

Since this is my first post, I want to tell you all how thoroughly entertaining reading this board in preparation for my visit to BA has been. You have opened up a slice of life that the light of shared information rarely illuminates. And my compliments to Jackson on keeping it all going. I plan to support your charitable endeavors when I meet you.

Reading the local board - www.foro-escorts.com.ar - to brush up on my spanish and get a local perspective on things has got me puzzled by some terms. In a tablita on a chica one reviewer writes:

Onda: 10

Lugar: 9

Cara: 10

Lomo: 9.99

Garching: 10

Pete: sin al principio despues yo pedi con.

OGT: SIIIIIIIIIIIIII 1000

Conchita: 10 calva why perfecta.

Piernas: 1000

Gift: $200 Los vale? Para mi si. PAra mi bolsillo le duele.

Besos negros: mutuos 1000

So Onda I take to be overall mood? Garching - no idea? Pete (often PT) I take to be oral but what is the word? OGT - no idea? Piernas?

Thanks in advance for your help,

Count

[Havanaman]

Member #3313,

Thanks for the recomendation. This has to be one of the best books I have bought. Very funny and at the same time educational!

Thanks. Havanaman

[Caffrey]

I used a similar 2 page thai - english phrase available at the bkktonite website. It is easy to carry than a dictionary on your travel to LOS trips, and comes handy during travel/shopping etc. They basically address all the daily usage of words / numbers / sentences. I would recommend some spanish speaker could provide something similar over here.

[Knuckhead]

Happy (impending) new year, fellow mongers!

Today I was cleaning up my book cases a little, and came across a lillte book I had bought a while back. I got a big laugh out of it, and thought it would be appropriate to share it with you. Unfortunately, the search function is still not working properly, so, my apologies if this has been covered before.

The book is called: "Mierda! The Real Spanish You Were Never Taught in School", by Frances de Talavera Berger. ISBN 0-452-26424-3. Here's a link to it on Amazon. It basically is a collection of very nasty, vulgar Spanish idioms you may one day come across in your mongering career in South America. Note, however, this does not constitue an endorsement of vulgarity by Knuckhead , simply that it is not unreasonable to expect to one day come across some of these expressions and it is good to be able to understand them.

In case you are interested, there is also a Russian version of the same book called "Dermo", which I'll post in the Russia board shortly.

[TransaTrampa]

1) How many pesos for all night?

¿cuánto (me cobrás) por toda la noche?, (en pesos)

It's not mandatory to say "me cobrás", and mentioning the kind of currency at the end it's just to be sure of what you are talking about.

2) What time will you want to leave?

¿a qué hora queres irte?

3) Will we go to a short time hotel?

¿vamos un rato a un hotel?

4) Do you have a friend for a threesome?

¿tenes una amiga para una fiesta (or fiestita)?

Any relation with more than 2 persons is a Fiesta, sexually speaking.

5) Is it ok to take photos - no faces?

¿puedo sacar fotos sin mostrar la cara?

6) How many pesos for 2 hours?

¿cuánto (me cobrás) por 2 horas? en pesos, por favor.

Or better

¿Cuáles son tus honorarios por 2 horas? (that would make the girl feel conssidered as a professional, not just a hooker)

7) Do you want to come home with me?

¿querés venir conmigo?

8) You are a very sexy woman

Sos muy sexy. (it's not a question)

This is the way we speak in Buenos Aires, it's not the same in other cities in Argentina.

Also to speak with the syllabes read backwards, its an extremely confident way to speak, if it is a first meeting, being a little formal is not bad policy.

[Out for Flesh]

I am not Argentinean, but I probably spot a couple of mistakes here -- that is, if you want to stick to the usual argentinean grammar...

2) A que hora piensas irte?
3) Iremos a un motel por un rato.

2) should probably be "A qué hora pensás irte?"

3) is more subtle: the single-verb form of the future (the so-called "futuro imperfecto") is not used any longer in Argentina; they use a progressivo form instead. I.e., it should be "Vamos a ir a un motel por un rato.". From what I know, if you say "telo", instead of motel, that'll be just perfect: "telo" (i.e., 'hotel' with the syllabes read backwards) is hotel where, ahem, rooms are rented by the hour.

[Elvis]

1) Cuantos pesos por toda la noche?
2) A que hora piensas irte?
3) Iremos a un motel por un rato.
4) Tenes una amiga para un trio?
5) Puedo tomar fotos - sin tomar tu rostro?
6) Cuantos pesos por 2 horas ?
7) Queres venir a mi apartamento o hotel?
8) Sos muy sexy/linda/bellisima !

Hi Guys,

Will be in BA soon and have my trusty spanish dictionary at hand. However, I was wondering if someone would be kind enough to write down some spanish for the following:

1) How many pesos for all night?
2) What time will you want to leave?
3) Will we go to a short time hotel?
4) Do you have a friend for a threesome?
5) Is it ok to take photos - no faces?
6) How many pesos for 2 hours?
7) Do you want to come home with me?
8) You are a very sexy woman?

Any help much appreciated guys, Anzac

[Havanaman]

Anzac

Rusty Spanish, yes indeed: about an inch thick! Take your dictionary dude, as I do…

By the way just copy and past some of these gems into an online translator, LOL. Hint: novio = Boy Boyfriend.

Regards, Havanaman

[Elvis]

Bob,

Onda= gfe
pete(pt)= blowjob
also, pete sin (BBBJ) while pete con (CBJ)
gft(gift)= price
ogt (ogete)= ass

Although my Spanish is pretty poor, I think that I can use the posts on /www.bairesgirls.com.ar/foro in my research of girls I might want to see on my next trip. I am finding a few key words which my dictionary is not helping me with. One is "onda". It gets a numeric value. One is "PT". (¿preservativo?) And I find "ogt" and "gft" used. What would they stand for?

Gracias, Bob

[Elvis]

Sos muy chistoso

Anzac

My spanish is a little rusty, but try these.....


1) How many pesos for all night?
Si te doy una fortuna puedes pasar toda la noche con migo?

2) What time will you want to leave?
Seguro que me voy a acabar muy pronto y puedes salir en seguida.

3) Will we go to a short time hotel?
Vamos a Punte del Este?

4) Do you have a friend for a threesome?
Tienes un novio? (Me gusto los hombres tambien)

5) Is it ok to take photos - no faces?
Tengo miedo que se rumpa mi camera si saco una foto de una chica tan fea

6) How many pesos for 2 hours?
Te compro un auto nuevo por dos horas de tu tiempo

7) Do you want to come home with me?
Vamos a Punte del Este otra vez!

8) You are a very sexy woman?
Huelo a olor de pescado - viene de vos?

Hope this helps!

David

[Anzac]

Hi Guys,

Will be in BA soon and have my trusty spanish dictionary at hand. However, I was wondering if someone would be kind enough to write down some spanish for the following:

1) How many pesos for all night?
2) What time will you want to leave?
3) Will we go to a short time hotel?
4) Do you have a friend for a threesome?
5) Is it ok to take photos - no faces?
6) How many pesos for 2 hours?
7) Do you want to come home with me?
8) You are a very sexy woman?

Any help much appreciated guys, Anzac