Cafe Orleans

[Hound]

It's been a few months since my last visit. Past times were slow, so I was surprised today when there was nary a seat to be had at a table. I settled in at the bar. About a 50/50 ratio with a few (2,3) quite young things by their lonesomes. The usual come-hither stares from some of the regulars. Management isn't shy about pricing with a cortado at 5+pesos. Didn't see anything packing a knockout punch although at least a half dozen were doable. Left solo.

Hound

[Thumper]

Cafe Orleans during the day can be really interesting. Try from 1:30 on. I like this daytime option better than the apartments. It's all about the hunt. You've got to watch them awhile to figure out which one is a closet nose picker. If they squirm in their seats they are usually either horny or got some wierd stuff going on downstairs. (probably the later)

The good ones, and yes there are a few, like to go to a local transitorio especially if they don't know your hotel or you are in a private apartment.

The transitorio isn't a bad place $45 pesos. Try to talk the chica into splitting the cost or better yet reducing her price the $45 pesos for your inconvenience.

Haven't had a bad experience yet.

[El Grandote]

At noon May 29th I was literally packing my stuff when I had the urge to take one last chica. I ventured to Orleans, some place I never had any luck finding something reasonable. I had just finished my lunch, when this little chica (5'1") walks in. She was a morocha with a beautiful smile (great jugs and ass) so we negotiate back and forth (200p for 1 1/2 hours) plus tip and taxi. So back at the apt I talk her into some photos but no face. Then after getting her to relaxed I asked her about completo and she says no way, she reserves that for the novio. As we do our thing I ask again about the backdoor, and she says no again. Well after about 30 mins of fucking and lots of positions later she is getting to wonder if I will ever cum. So then she asks if I do some backdoor will I cum faster and I say of course. Okay she gives in and I pummel her back alley a bit to both our surprise she likes it and tells me to fuck her hard as I want, so of course being the gentleman that I am I ablige. Oh yeah her name was Gabriela.

EG.

Some photos, but no face, sorry!

BTW I finished packing my stuff after she left so I could catch my flight later that night, talk about a last minute deposit!

EDITOR'S NOTE: The photos originally posted here have been moved ot the Private Photo Gallery.

[Andres]

That's generally the quality here. Occasional 7's, rare 8 (I think Anna, the Russian escort, started here) So don't expect too much regarding quality. But that should not deter you from having fun either. Look for chicas with great attitude. If you are strictly going for the look, go to high end boliches.

I found Thursday afternoon is the best time to visit here.

Bandy

I endorse that comment.

I visited the place on Thursday 05/11 3 PM and found 15 or so girls, but none of them was a real beauty. Just average looking girls, somewhat "produced" with makeup and mildly suggestive attires.

Drunk my coffee (ARS 3?) and left the place.

Andres

[Daddy Rulz]

Between 1 and 5 Mon through Friday. Usually lots of girls.

[Bandy]

Just to say something, I've been to Orleans and it's an easy going place, but the girls on a Friday evening were 5 to 6 to be generous. Any of you guys can provide info about the best time to hunt at Orleans?

Thanks in advance.

That's generally the quality here. Occasional 7's, rare 8 (I think Anna, the Russian escort, started here). So don't expect too much regarding quality. But that should not deter you from having fun either. Look for chicas with great attitude. If you are strictly going for the look, go to high end boliches.

I found Thursday afternoon is the best time to visit here.

Bandy

[Madaho]

Just to say something, I've been to Orleans and it's an easy going place, but the girls on a Friday evening were 5 to 6 to be generous. Any of you guys can provide info about the best time to hunt at Orleans?

Thanks in advance.

[Bandy]

OK, so here's the question everybody wants to ask: Are you going to post these photos for us all to enjoy?

Have you come across Brazilian Carolina. She's usually there sitting at a table during lunch and afternoons. Long dark hair, coffee complexion, great tits and in bed shags for Brasil.

I stopped posting photos long time ago. Lots of guys are showing this forum to the chicas (for the life of me, I don't know why) and it creates huge problems. Its a shame, this trip I had a great collection from Brazil and Argentina.

I don't know all the chicas by name. However, I think, I saw the chica you described.

Bandy

[Amantelondres]

OK, so here's the question everybody wants to ask: Are you going to post these photos for us all to enjoy?

Have you come across Brazilian Carolina. She's usually there sitting at a table during lunch and afternoons. Long dark hair, coffee complexion, great tits and in bed shags for Brasil.

[Bandy]

In the afternoon, I normally take my coffee break here. I love to see the goings at this cafe. All the chicas know me and I know them all. I chat with them and enjoy an hour of afternoon delight. They know, I will never take them. So they stopped bothering me long time ago.

Now, today while I was sipping my coffee, here comes a real spinner. I never saw her before. She walked in and I did not waste any time. She is Samantha from Venezuela. In Orleans for a month, only available in the weekend. She is a computer engineering student at the Univ. Of BsAs. She arrived in BsAs a year ago.

She is 1.6 M tall, morena with gorgous eyes. A real spinner's body. We were at a impass with the price. She never goes less than 200 P and I never pay more than 150 P to a Cafe girl. Finally she budged, with some vague promise of propina from my side.

In the taxi I asked her real age. She initially told me she was 21. I looked at her eyes and told her that she is either 18 or 19. Finally, she told the truth. She is 19 and will turn 20 on Dec.

She may not be for all of you, because she is very health conscious. Does not smoke and has no tatoo. No BBBJ or DATY. She will lick the shaft and the balls. That`s about it. These are alright with me. Shower is a must for me and she immediately agreed. Rest of the time is history. She was a tigress in the bed. Very orgasmic and rides like a 2 yr. Old filly. One hour appointment already reached 2 and a half hour. She loves to pose for the camera. I took many of her pictures and promised to send her those via e-mail when I reach New York. All in all, a great find on a Sunday afternoon. Highly recommended.

Bandy

[Exon123]

Indeed,

MiddleAgeGuy has described the "Ball Washer" aka Carolina perfectly.

Just about every hardcore Monger I know has Fucked Her. I'm a little surprised that DickHead's missed the opportuinty.

Years back, one afternoon I wandered into Cafe Orleans and their sat my all time favorite Roberta. Not even noticeing anyone else in the room I quickly and commenced to make a deal with her. She seemed a little stand offish and I looked up and there sat Stormy & Micky Mouse.

Seems she already had a deal to go with the "Mouse" and was waiting for him to finish his beer sitting at the Bar.

Realizing that I'd just stolen "Mouse's" date I went over and paid for his beer and put the change on Carolina's table and left with Roberta. Well nature took its course and "Mouse" took her.

Carolina, arguably gives the best Blow Job in the world. She gives extra special attention to licking your balls. "The Mouse" was so impressed with her services he nicked named her the "Ball Washer" and the name has stuck ever since.

Another story about her, was one afternoon I'd just checked out of that "flea Bag" Howard Johnson's hotel over on Florida street. I needed to kill a little time before leaving for the airport so into Orleans I went and there was the "Ball Washer". Being short of Peso's I explained to the Ball Washer that I had just enough to pay for the room around the corrner at the Horizonte Hotel but not enough for her. But, I explained, If she would give me credit for a "Quickie" I'd pay her double next time I was in town.

Well she said "NO" which pissed me off since we'd been "Fuck Buddy's" for several years. OK, so its about a month or so latter and into Cafe Orleans I walk and there she sits. I walk over and pull out $300 peso's and said to her "See this was yours, but you wouldn't Fuck me so I'm keeping it". Our relationship has never been the same. "Hell Has No Furry Like A Women's Scorn".

Anyway, If your into really, really good blow jobs Carolina's your girl. You'll find her at Cafe Orleans durning the late afternoons and depending on her cash flow she'll pull a shift or two at New Port at night.

Exon

[Dickhead]

At last report there were eight Carolinas in Orleans. Exon and the late great Mickey Mouse used to post about "Carolina the Ball Washer," aka Carolina #4. I met her several times but never had the pleasure. Had a bit of a nose candy problem IIRC. I don't think it is the same gal because I don't recall the BW being able to speak much English.

[MiddleAgeGuy]

Went here one afternoon for a cold one with my buddy in early April. He was complaining that it was very hard to even be in these places, (more so the clubs at night) when so much was available but he couldn't chat them up with his limited spanish. He enjoys some conversation firsts as I ussually do. So I was about to ask the gal sitting behind us if anyone here spoke english. When I turned, she started speaking english, and had heard some of our conversation. She had learned mostly from TV she said. Nice enough gal whom we invited to sit with us until we left. It was an enjoyable nice hour of fun talk. Her name is Carolina and lives nearby if I remember right. Just the way she talked, I bet she would be a lot of fun. Faky blonde hair, teeth a little crooked. The cell phone games in there a blast once you get an explanation of some of the things going on. Is she one that one of the posters, (Exon? Or someone used to talk about a lot?

MAG

[Hunt99]

19 y.o. (said so right in her passport which I made her show me - call me suspicious) Brunette, shoulder length hair, caucasian, speaks "Hello my name is Alisa" kind of English. Smokin' bod, pretty face, I would estimate 34-22-34, ass so tight you can bounce a quarter off of it. She said she's in town for a short while to make some money to take back home.

After 90 minutes I sent her back to the cafe with a load of my spooge in her ass (in my rubber, actually ) and 150 pesos in her wallet. CIM, swallow for the second pop. (She made me take a shower between sessions, lol)

Normally I don't have a thing for young chicas, but I was pleased to make an exception today.

[El Perro]

That girl has been posted about some time back as a chica to definitely avoid!