Andres Reports

[Andres]

09/03 - Good and very unexpensive experience at a private apartment

Just 30 minutes ago... fresh from the oven.

I went to Corrientes 1965 p13 B (4952-8234), which received very good comments at the local board (say you call from a Clarin ad, not from a website). The building is quite modern, so it doesn't scare from outside. Security people doesn't bother.

Prices are... ar$30 for 30 minutes and ar$40 for 1 hour, including BBBJ and anal. Of the 4 girls, just Lorena (a fake-blonde Paraguayan with nice legs and awesome ass) awakened my desires, which is Rocio from www.nivel69.com.ar

I tipped her with ar$20 and she really bent over backwards to please me: DFK, BBBJ (very deep throating at some points) and doggie style with anal. Some chatting afterwards. I told her that I may send some foreign friends :-)

So far, the best price/quality ratio below ar$60.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Elvis]

Amigo, el mejor pete del 2003.. Demonios !

I'm going to check Marisol when I'm in BA, definitely.

Thanks for the info.

[MeGustaBoliches]

Airman,

I agree with Jackson...excellent advice, on several counts

1. You set the price $150PA.
2. Don't buy her a drink until you have set the price.
3. A second date should be longer and/or less expensive.
4. Treat her with respect.

Re: Doubles... Another tactic: Often, treating her with respect and offering her food/drink in the room results in a longer stay or double with no additional money necessary.

[Airman #2]

This is my first post. I am putting this under Andres because I learned a lot from him.

I feel it´s my duty to help everyone to maximize his pleasure and minimize the cost. I applied the following tehcniques that enable me to drastically reduce the cost and enjoy more pleasure.

The first trick is to make the offer first. Do NOT give chica a chance to give you a price quote, especially if you are foreigner. If you ask how much it takes for her to go to your hotel room, you will be fucked if she thinks that you are not a local guy. She will think you are a big sucker. The price will be sky high. Instead, you first find the chica you like, allow her to sit next to you. And she will first ask you to buy her a drink. Don´t buy her a drink yet, it can easily cost 50 pesos depending which club you are in. You now should ask ¨do you like to go to my hotel ?¨She will say yes. Now it´s your turn, you offer around 150 pesos. She immediately knows you know the price and know what you are doing. She will counter around your offer. Normally you are done right there. It´s unlikely she will demand 400 pesos or 150 dollars. No pussy is worth 150 dollars in BA.

The second trick is to double your pleasure. According to my humble experience, when the chica agrees 1-2 hours, she will leave after you shoot the first load. The hours do not mean much. If she insists a higher price, and you really want to nail her, you
can give her a better price, and make sure it´s going to be a dos. It will be a win-win situation, she gets your $ and you get to screw her twice, and you do not need to find another chica for the night, thus cut your cost greatly. Also íf the chica is really good, invite her again, it will be cheaper and longer the second time.

Another safety thing is: always do a pussy chech before you lick or screw the pussy. Always keep the light on, make sure there is no pussy infection or she is not on her period. When the chica wants to dim the light, its likely she has a bad pussy or she´s got a bloody pussy.

Also, register the chica in the lobby is not a bad idea, it protects you more than her. Normally the girl from all the decent clubs know the rule, they don´t touch your belongings (except your dick) without your permission. Try to lock or hide your wallet anyway.

Make sure your passport and wallet are still there when she leaves. Remember, they are not your girl friends.

I agree with Moondog, treat them with respect. Unlike American whores, they want respect. It´s a job for the them. Your dollars will feed a large family and you should feel good about. As we all know, we should always treat American whores like a *****.

Happy hunting and play it safe,

It´s your God given right to have some pleasure in your short life, enjoy every blow.

Hi Airman,

Great advice, especially your point about not asking them what the price is. When you ask them the what they want to get paid, you're just opening a can of worms. Just tell them what you're going to pay, and if they don't accept $150ar ($200ar in Blacks), then move on.

Jackson

[Andres]

08/28 - Visit to Madahos

Yesterday, I met several VIP from theis forum at a Chinese restaurant in BA's Chinatown. We ate at "Hsiang Ting Tang" and were the only patrons for almost the whole night (again... signs that at the end of the month porteños lack money). The other guys enjoyed the food, although a slightly oily. For ar$30-40 each we had nice food.

After the feast, we headed towards Madahos. The dormen and the reception crew greeted us as if we were Queen Elizabeth II entering the Westminster Abbey for a ceremony. Needless to say, we were waived the entrance fee of ar$25.

Inside, all girls wore red clothes (Hell's Party or something similar). In fact, like yesterday, some girls were hot as hell. I was pretty tired but could grasp some girl's names and had some chatting with them:

- Tatiana: A tall brunette with nice boobs but so-so body. She has an "à la garçon" haircut that makes she really sexy.

- Joanna: A fake paraguayan readhead with nice face and another "à la garçon" haircut.

- Susana: a real gem, A cute paraguayan, twisted-haired girl with nice, natural boobs and a normal body. I like her and will probably do sometime.

- Yami: A Cuban lady who made me remember Hamida due to her big boobs and gorgeous body (and a wore out face too, unforunately). Not very charming but her body rocks.

- Carmen: Another twsted-haired girl with big boobs (implants?). Seemed to be very charming, making me remember Debora from Salome. Another good prospect for the future.

After 2 of the mongers chose their ladies, I decided to come back home and have a much needed rest.

I got the impresion that Madahos is worthy for a handful of gorgeous girls, but at least half of them are not better than those at Salome or Santa Fe 1707, who cost half or even a third. I would do a couple of "Madahoers" this year, though.

Hope this helps.

Andres

[Andres]

08/27 - Night at Madahos and experience at Envidia

Wednesday night, I met monger G at a birthday dinner organized in a Puerto Madero restaurant. After dinner, we cruised around the city so that he knows the facade of the different clubs.

We parked in Recoleta and made a short visit to Solid Gold. The place had many more girls than the week before (perhaps 30-40) and packed with guys.

Then, we went next door to Madahos. The place was, again, surprisingly low in girls and patrons. As last week, Madahos has such a variety that you cannot go home empty-handed just because you didn't find your type. Several girls approached us, amog which there was a big brunette who seemed very charming but who wouldn't bulge below ar$400 for 2 hours.

My friend G couldn't make up his mind with all the beauties available. Finally, he found a tall Turkish girl who accepted the ar$200 offer and the BBBJ proposal. I brought them to G's hotel and continued my journey to Flores.

Went to Envidia, who was pretty low in terms of guys (perhaps due to lack of cash typical of the end of the month). There were 20 girls. I liked 3 of the present girls, one of which was a tall Dominican girl with nice boobs. She promised to do whatever I wanted, so she was able to convince me to go for 30 minutes (ar$50). Upstairs, she provided one of the best BBBJ I received in the 2003 season. I had to ask her to stop lest I CIM (something she didn't approved). After some doggie style, I had a couple of minutes of massage and then the session was over. I tipped her with ar$20.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[El Ricardo]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Bodhi
[i]

emailing again from the vicinity of Cordoba City. Seen some fresh, young looking girls on Avenida Castro. Taxi driver says a TLN can be had for $150 peso, but havent experienced any yet. Not sure about safety and security and other issues for this town for mongering. Please anybody with info or contacts for the hobby contact me here.

Bodhi, I spent a week in Corboba for a language class. While I never went out late in the evening (I was staying with a host family) I did experiment with the ads in the local newspaper. I tried them during the noon hour and after class in the late afternoon. I found that most of the ads were for brothels, and I never felt any threat in them. They were always right in the middle of the downtown area, and here it was always friendly. As I recall, the prices for a short time seemed incredibly cheap (~30 pesos at the lower limit) There was one brothel that was oon the second level of a building on a very main street. There were about 10 really hot chicas there...difficult to make up my mind during the parade! I also found one that was a real dive...I just couldn't do it. But on the whole, I felt really comfortable in the city. It doesn't compare to BA, but if you need to be there as I did, you can have a good time!
ER

[Andres]

Originally posted by Bodhi
Hi Andres,

After calling Roxanna from Cordoba, she advised me to inquire with you on here, so I copy my previous post. Pls feel free to contact me via the info she has.

Many thanks, Bodhi

i know very little about mongering in Cordoba. Try www.leclub69.com

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Bodhi]

Hi Andres,

After calling Roxanna from Cordoba, she advised me to inquire with you on here, so I copy my previous post. Pls feel free to contact me via the info she has.

Many thanks, Bodhi

------------------

Hiya friends,

emailing again from the vicinity of Cordoba City. Seen some fresh, young looking girls on Avenida Castro. Taxi driver says a TLN can be had for $150 peso, but havent experienced any yet. Not sure about safety and security and other issues for this town for mongering. Please anybody with info or contacts for the hobby contact me here.

Many thanks for great posts,

Bodhi

[Andres]

08/22 - A hopping night and experience in Affaire Pueyrredon

Yesterday, I met MegustaBA by midnight and started visiting bars and clubs.

Our first stop was Exedra, where the local monger board people were chatting and drinking champagne. They greeted me as a beloved relative coming from a long trip. MegustaBA had the opportunity to meet Adriana and Ricardo of Platynum and El Almirante, the administrator of the Yahoo local board.

I got precious info about girls and her attitudes from El Almirante. For instance, he pointed out to a tall, young blonde with not great face but an "Oh my god!" body (a body you seldom see in madahos or Blacks) wrapped in tight white pants. She usually charges ar$100-150. I should do her once. However, El Almirante let me know that Exedra's girls usually are "ugly and old", so few gems stick out from the pack.

For those of you interestes in Russian girls, there were a couple of late 20s gals who didn't look great but may serve your purpose of doing an Eastern European in BA.

For some strange reasons, there was a middle-age American couple joining the table, so megustaBA could meet other people and have a nice time.

By 2AM, Megusta BA and I left the place and visited Montecarlo (next door to Exedra). We were allowed to see without paying charge. We didn't like what we saw (old, ugly girls). We moved towards Hooks and Cattos.

Cattos had very few girls (presumably on duty at the hotels) while Hooks had more than 15 girls in the premises. While we took a drink (same ar$12 than before) I greeted Liliana (a girl whom sooner or later I will do) and MegustaBA assessed the ambience. We decided to leave towards Madahos.

Madahos was in a very low night: 50-60 girls, some very pretty, but not as an astouning selection as on Wednesdays. ar$25 the entrance with 1 drink. You can never go wrong with Madahos respect to girls "good-looking" quality (at least 1 or 2 should fit your stunner category), but the pro attitude permeates all over the place.

We met an Italian girl (Tatiana) and then Georgina of Platynum approached us. She is as pictures show. In fact, she wore the same platforms and had the same haircut than at Escortsbaires and Platynum. We chatted for a long time (maybe 30 minutes), enough to perceive that this Peruvian girl became too hardened (too business oriented). She said that during daylight she seldom answers the phonecalls, and when she do so she charges ar$150 the session, and that she prefers to work at the club.

MegustaBA and I wanted to visit Cocodrilo, so we left the place by 3AM and started seing the ambience in the neighboring clubs of Recoleta. We attempted to enter Sodoma for free, but they wanted to charge ar$20 the entrance while nobody went in or out, so we skipped the lace. We then visited Solid Gold, without any golden gem inside. Then we headed towards Cocodrilo.

Cocodrilo had the same appearance than Sodoma: Nobody getting in or out and a tout trying to charge us ar$20 each. MegustaBA didn't like the prospect and we went towards Salomé (close to Cocodrilo).

Being near 4AM, Salomé was wery low of girls, with the pretty ones on duty. We left the place after a few minutes and headed towards Kurvas at Downtown.

Kurvas was also low of girls, but aggravated by the fact of having a hard pressing tout trying to make us sit and take a drink. I warned MegustaBA to get the hell out of there, so we left the place.

MegustaBA called it a night, so I left him at his apartment. I thought about going to Affaire, the only place in which I can see many girls and have an experience being that late.

I arrived there and paid the ar$15 entrance. The usual 12-15 girls with perhaps 1 or 2 new slim, tall blondes. I finally found nice girl that I didn't do before who agreed to do BBBJ. Her name is Agostina and comes from Misiones. Her face was beautiful, and her butts and legs were awesome, but small tits.

Overall, she behaves a little cold but isn't too business oriented. For 30 minutes (ar$80) she gave me an acceptable BBBJ and some nice positions, but no DFK or long chats after the session (I guess that the 30 minutes wer cuttted down to 20 due to shortage of rooms for patrons). She wasn't much in the mood of doing a long BBBJ (attempted to cover it and I had to ask her twice to do it later). At least she obliged to my requests.

Arrived at home by 6AM, tired and full of cigarrette odor. I shouln't do such long tours of duty again. They drain too much energy. It is better to hit 2 or 3 clubs rather than hopping as a frog.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

08/20 - Visit to Valeria (Platynum) and experience with Samy (Gemidos)

Today, I wanted to do Valeria of Platynum (also Debora of Sensualbaires), a chubby gal who received favorable reviews in the local board. I was quoted ar$50 for 30 minutes and ar$100 for 1 hour, comlpete service. I read that she does BBBJTC also.

When I arrived to the apartment (located close to Cordoba and Parana), I found out a typical bait and switch strategy: "Valeria is out for the month due to liposuction treatment, but we have Paola". Paola was also a breasty girl but not as young and interesting as Valeria. I passed. Will visit her in September.

Later, I visited Samy of Gemidos. She is located at Parana and Paraguay. By phone I was quoted ar$30 for 30 minutes and ar$50 for 1 hour for the massage service. Too cheap to be true but also not too bad to not give a try.

I arrived by 6:30 PM and was greeted by Samy. She is exactly as the website depicts her: Not many curves but a fresh, nice girl. She provided me with a very good massage (either she knows how to do that or I was more tolerant to massages than usual or both). After 15-20 minutes of massage she started rubbing my intimate parts and asked me to turn over. Then she explained that a hand job is free, a hand job withour her clothes is ar$20, a CBJ is ar$40 and full service is ar$60. I knew that I had to tip for extras, but not that much compared to the basic fee, so I told her to continue with the HJ. She was skilled in that too, since she made me come easily.

Let's say that I got a good value for ar$30, but I doubt that I visit her again.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

Originally posted by Jaimito Cartero
Andres - What DOES a perverted face look like? That's one description, I've never heard before.

I guess tha tperversion is also in the eye of the beholder.

To me, a girl looking at me with a sneer in half-closed eyelids and showing wet lips fits my "perverted" (or pehaps horny rather than perverted) profile.

Hope this helps.

Andres

[Jaimito Cartero]

Andres - What DOES a perverted face look like? That's one description, I've never heard before.

[Andres]

08/15 - Lola and Envidia in Flores

I heard about this new place "Lola" in Flores (Av JB Alberdi 3100) and decided to take a look.

The place is located in a corner, surveilled and easy to park. The building was renovated and, once you pass the entrance after paying ar$5 with 1 drink, you see a 3 story club nicely decorated. The lower area has a bar, the middle and top stories ahve "reservados" where the girls attempt to convince you to take the service, which is ar$40 for 30 minutes and ar$80 for 1 hour.

Too good to be true? unfortunately, yes. The girls are not as good, being a pale average of the currrent working girl in Flores. A couple of girls approached me (out of 15 girls, 5-6 most of them).

I left the place and visited Envidia. One nice surprise was that they opened a free parking lot for customers. The entrance is still ar$5 with 1 drink. Being 12:30AM, the place was pretty empty of patrons but with 20-30 girls. I saw a couple of new girls who worth the try. One of them, a paraguaya called Florencia, had very nice, natural boobs and a perverted face. She agreed for the ar$20 tipo for BBBJ (additional to the ar$50 for 30 minutes). We went upstairs.

She was nice: Acceptable BBBJ and good doggie. Good massages afterwards. I wouldn't do her again, just a nice but forgettable experience.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

08/13 - MT Alvear 624 and Santa Fe 1707

This afternoon, I decided to try a different private apartment. Went to MT Alvear 624 p5 "44" in which works Brisa of Platynum (Massages). ar$40 30 minutes and ar$50 1 hour (guess that services additional to massage are extra).

The places stays exactly in front of Plaza San Martin (right at the end of Florida St). I didn't have any problem when mentioning the guard "5-44" (he did perhaps a sly smile).

A girl with masseuse coat received me. The apartment looks like the one at Esmeralda 748: A narrow corridor, small cabinets with a massage table and barely much more room. 5 girls came to greet me, all with massage coats, of which the only one doable was Brisa. She seems to have a nice personality, but I perceived that she was too much hurried to service clients waiting for her, so I decided to try her next week.

I went to Santa Fe 1707 to try one of the girls I couldn't do before. I was lucky to see all 8 girls available, of which Karen, Pamela and Catalina were again the most appealing. I chose Catalina, a blonde with a slim waist, big butts and big boobs, blonde (dyed blonde). She accepted the ar$80 for BBBJ.

The service was merely aceptable. Either she wasn't in the mood or there were no chemistry among us, but she acted too much cold. For instance:
- Every 3 strokes she checked my dick looking for prostatic fluid or something, trying to absorb the few drops with a towel. Only after covering it she started doing it well.
- When in doggie style, she moaned in a too phony way, making it obvious that she wanted me to finish fast.
- She said that she didn't know how to do massages but later recognized that she didn't like to provide it "because I lose so much energy, and guys cannot come here to get what they want and also massages". Curious concept of customer satisfaction...

Anyway, not bad but not memorable. I will come back there to try Pamela or Karen again.

Hope this helps,

Andres