Andres Reports

[Andres]

Thomaso explained it right.

[Thomaso276]

I am guessing a booth bunny is a girl who works various souvenir setups, vendor sales, promos, temporary sales at sporting events....you see them all over my hometown (Daytona Beach) for the special events and then they disappear when the event is over. Of course it sounds like Argentina promo girls are alot more understanding!

[JackDaniels]

Andres

What's a "booth bunny" ?

[Andres]

07/27 - INCREDIBLE experience at Newport

I've been very lucky recently. Yesterday, I had one of my best experiences ever, at least in terms of quality and price.

Curious about the myth of "non-pros at the end of the month", I went to Newport by midnight. Being a place catering to tourists, I try to avoid it, so I never had taken out a girl from there. In fact, a few girls greeted me with a "hello" instead of an "hola".

I ordered a soda (ar$9) and started assessing the "merchandise". I can spot several species in there:

- "Late 30ish vampiress": 25% of the crew were very mature ladies, most of them pale and weearing several crusts of makeup, unsuccessfully attempting to conceal wrinkles. These women, who had had their zenith at the early 90s, talk about issues such as "I should ask ar$300 to foreigners because a bottle of parfum and a bottle of champagne are priced in Dollars". Avoid.

- "Meninas morenas": Almost 50% of the crowd is made up of Brazilian girls. Some of them could be sent to the previous cathegory due to age, while others are real young stunners. Didn't talk to any.

- Unclassified: The rest of the crowd: Plastic girls, booth bunnies, shy girls, etc.

My objective was to identify those girls who don't "dress to success" but those who look like next-door. Also, the idea was to target the quiet ones rather than the aggressive ones.

Suddenly, I spotted a real gem there: A very beautiful girl sitting at the bar, wearing blue jeans, high heeled boots and a small top. Attractive but not looking 100% as a pro. Long dark hair, hourglass shape, big and natural boobs, nice and round butts, thin but shapely legs, small waist, VERY beautiful face (such as Brooke Shields in "Pretty Girl"), grey eyes. Only caveat: short (5'2") An angel.

Well... her name is Celeste, and she was certainly a pro, but a strange pro: A booth bunny from Chaco province who works for the local version of Indy 500 (Turismo Carretera), so she travels around the country and never stays a week in the same place. She told me that it was her 2nd night in Newport, so she wasn't a regular there. From the start, she showed a great attitude: Long conversation, jokes, laughs without ever asking for a drink. We made fun of those "30ish vampiresses who get out of their coffins after dark to find customers at Newport while drinking Bloody Marys".

We chatted about some very interesting issues (at least concerning our hobby). I found out that middle to top booth bunnies like her make between ar$60 and ar$100 a day, so its VERY natural that they complement their salaries with "night shifts". She estimated that 90% of booth bunnies do work, especially when they visit placees out of town. Pay attentio to Aragorn and visit the Rural, since you may find gems there.

These figures are important, because you don't need to offer them ar$300 to make them happy: If they make ar$100 for a 6-hour shift, then the same amount to go to bed for a couple of hours is more than acceptable.

Also, she told me that she has other friends of her who come from the Interior and do not know anybody at BA, so these stunners end up in cheap places when they need money. Capturing their phone numbers to offer them a good evening could be a win-win formula, since they make the same ar$100 with only 1 guy instad of doing 10 guys in a cheap brothel.

So... on to the negotiation: She said that from ar$100 to ar$200 is reasonable, so I offered ar$100 and she gladly accepted. I asked if she did BBBJ, to which she asserted.

Well... I was sitting next to a really outstanding girl at a place alledgely expensive, who had a great attitude and charged me the same as a girl in Cattos would charge me. So I only had to pay her drink of...ar$10! Gees! Cheaper than at the triangle, after all.

We went home (I'm crazy bringing home a girl from Newport, but anyway...), where we started a legendary session. For 40 minutes, we were heating up, rubbing our bodies one to the other, DFK, caressing, like a couple who intimate after a long-term in prison. Then, to the room.

This girl knows how to treat a guy: sucking and liking all around my body. She provided the hell of a BBBJ: Soft, hard, deep-throated, whatever version I liked. She was so clean and her skin had so nice odor that I performed some DATY and then we engaged into a 69 who almost made me cum. Then, we got into several positions. Although she didn't do anal, taking her from the back (either doggie or one in top of her) was priceless. With such soft butts, wet pussy and her screams and DFK, she made me finish fast.

We spent 2-3 hours talking about our experiences in the business and out lives. Some massages, some caressing. I couldn't get bored of such aa perfect petite body and tender face.

By 5AM, she dressed back and we went to the street to find a radio taxi. She didn't know the address of Newport, which may confirm that she isn't a hard pro from there.

I still have a grin on my face.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

07/23 - Excellent experience with X of Cattos

A renowned monger from this board recommended me this lady. Forgive me if I don't provide her name, but I don't want to spoil her. Take it as an idea of what to find in this particular establishment.

Arrived at Cattos by 1:30 AM. The place was surprisingly packed for a Friday (more than 25 girls and twice many patrons). I saw a cuttie called Karen (from Salta, I believe) but she was catched fast and dragged to a nearby hotel.

By 2:30, the palce started to empty. Several girls remained empty-handed, with her faces messaging "choose me, and I will provide you with a very good service". One of these girls was X, a petite blonde from a neighboring country with average tits, great legs, great face, nice attitude. I was able to negotiate ar$120 (asked ar$150) and BBBJ. Paid her drink and went home.

Gees! This girl bent over backwards to please me. She got me really hard and made me finish very fast. Provided a good BBBJ and nice positions. All the time caressing and smiling (although no DFK). We cuddled for hours chatting in the bed. By 5:15, I brought her home.

May do her again. But so many to test...

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

07/21 - Good experience with Carina from Salome

Wednesday proved a bad day to visit places. Clubs were packed during Tuesday night due to Friends Day, so the more beautiful girls worked a lot and took Wednesday off to rest.

I visited Dollys by midnight, which had fewer girls than usual.

Then, went to Balabac (Ramos Mejia suburb). Same results.

Came back to Capital determined to go to Cocodrilo, but stopped meanwhile at Salome.

The place was busy, but not as many girls as expected. However, a thin, young girl called my attention. She seemed to be very inexperienced (too shy for a working chica) and fresh. Her name is Carina and, as of her, turning 22 y/o soon. Tall girl (5'6"), thin, small breasts, nice legs, average but, nice Turkish face.

She told me that she started working the previous monday and that she could secure only 2 customers. She also claims that she expect to quit today Saturday (not very good results, as of her; who knows...). Little by little, she became more open and tender, promising good service. At some point, I invited her a drink and started negiotiations.

Tough negotiator: She wanted ar$150 to go out. I could handle ar$150 including the hotel, so the whole experience costed me ar$180 (drinks included). I had to curb her resistance to BBBJ, which she accepted. Fearing of having to struggle again for good serivce and money, we went to a nearby hotel.

Hopefully, things evolved charmingly. She provided BBBJ (although not that good) and then several positions. After the action, she provided a good massage (strong hands, short nails). I escorted her back to Salome and came home.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

07/04 - Exploring the southern suburbs: El Haren

Last week, I heard about a boliche really far from downtown, at the West Quilmes district. It is located at Av. La Plata 3600, Quilmes (10 miles south of Recoleta), in front of a Shell gas station and the entertainment complex "El Bosque".

Being located at a poor district and a long ride from Capital, I was reluctant to go alone, so I recruited 2 forum members currently visiting Buenos Aires (Pirate and Traveler).

We left downtown by midnight and drove to that place, always through wide avenues. The first 70% of the road seems a middle-class, friendly neighborhoods. but it gets sketchy during the last third (slums bordering the avenue, scarse light).

After the long journey, we arrived at the place, not very hard to identify: A big building with a single sign saying "El Harén" in big red neon letters.

We parked at the contiguous parking lot (ar$2) and entered through a lateral door. There, we were searched for weapons and paid an ar$10 entrance fee, with 1 drink (so far, as in Flores).

After entering, we had to walk a long alley, illuminated with red neon lights, as you can experience waiting in line for a feature game at Disneyworld. Then, we climbed a stair and entered the main lounge.

There was a place 3/4 the size of Madahos, properly decorated but not luxury (again, it remembers me Dolys in Flores): Pool tables, a reserved section for "pre-heating" with the girls, a long bar. Some 20-30 girls entertained the customers, most of them comparable to Hook or Cattos material, perhaps a notch above that. All the girls wore some sort of uniform: Short skirt, stocking, small tops, boots, most of them with white clothes (which outstand under the poorly illuminated lounge due to "black" lights hanging from the ceilings).

Girls approach you consistently but not aggressively, as in Envidia or Dolys. Half of them Argentinians, half of them Paraguayans, and a couple of Dominicans. I would dare to say that half of the girls had stunning bodies, although they weren't very educated women.

Prices: ar$5 the beer, ar$30 for 15 minutes session, ar$40 for 20 minutes session, ar$50 30 minutes and ar$100 the hour. Again, as in Flores.

I felt at ease, and my 2 friends enjoyed themselves. Traveler could close a deal with a nice brunette and I hooked Camila, a Paraguayan girl with small tits, nice legs and a beautiful face. As of her, she just started working the night before.

We went inside for just 20 minutes, where she didn't honored her promise of BBBJ. However, her covered BJ was very good. Her pussy was leaning way too forward, so I barely could do her doggie style. In any case, she made me finish before time.

After that, we came back to Capital and explored the scenario at Suipacha St. (Cattos, Hooks, Ness) pretty empty (although a couple nice girls stood out in Hooks and Ness), and I left my friends at Recoleta.

Some comments:

- El Harén is a place worth seeing but, due to its location, it is cumbersome and dangerous to go there. Even by car, you spend at least ar$10 of gas. A cab could be ar$30-50, and forget about finding a cab or remise the way back Capital! (think of the place as a far industrial, suburban setting).

- If you like the girls in Hooks and in Dolys, you will be glad to visit the place. If you look for Madahos of Black material, forget it.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Capt Dave]

6/30 - Good time at Dolys

Went to Dolys last night with Andres, and met a FINE young lady named Jessica. Had a 45 minute session in which she popped me 3 times, and found Andres MIA when I got back downstairs. The waiter said he was with someone so I waited about 45 minutes before I had the sense to call his cell and discover he had left (sorry Andres!).
I saw no alternative but to take young Jessica back upstairs for another hour of pounding. Needless to say I was pretty worn out, since it was 3:30 AM and had already abused this poor young lady 3 times, but pro that she is she wouldn't take no for an answer and we rolled around in every position I ever heard of and 1 or 2 I hadn't, and she managed to launch the rocket one last time.

This young lady is of such remarkable physique, demeanor and ability that I have drafted her for a photo shoot at the mansion, maybe as soon as today, so she will be available for your viewing pleasure, and hopefully be available to help you pass the time while mansioning here in BsAs.


David

[Andres]

06/25 - Good experience at Sirena Spa

I visited this massage parlor after leaving C1965. The place is located in a very discreet basement at Corrientes 1628 PB "C". Very clean and simple, the way I like it. The hostess had a great attitude, serving me a cold drink while I waited for the girls (total of 6).

These girls range from 5 to 7, some former crew at Esmeralda 847. I chose Andrea for 1 hour, a rookie in the field. She si petite, slightly chubby, nice natural breasts, average face. ar$35 for 30 minutes and ar$40 for 1 hour. Room of 1 massage table and 1 couch, much better decoration and amenities than at Esmeralda.

Average massages with nice conversation. At the end, she said "ar$25 sensual (just to get nude), ar$50 service". I wrestled for BBBJ, and after a long while she yielded. It was the softest BBBJ that a girl ever provided me: Although deep throated, I slightly felt her lips. Strange.

Then, she want me to ride her on the couch. She seemed to enjoy it (or make me feel like that). That part was truly GFE.

I would come back to do another girl, but for ar$90 there are many more cheaper placer to investigate.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

06/25 - Bad attitude at Corrientes 1965 3º "A"

I had a small gap today afternoon, so I visited the abovementioned establishment to assess their offer.

The madam presented me 6 girls (all the crew was available), but I didn't like any since all were 4s and 5s (a nice blonde could be 6). She didn't like when I told her that no one was of my type. She got agressive (remarks such as "maybe your wife is uglier than my girls").

When leaving, I recalled that the apartment I visited the las time there was 13 "C" and not "A". From now on, I will visit "C" but not "A".

Just a light issue, but to let you know that that madam is pretty pushy and doesn't take a "no" very easily.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

06/09 - Nasty experience at Dolys: Police busting and bad service by Ailen

Yesterday, I really got unlucky.

Arrived at Dolys by 12:30AM. The place was quiet, not as many guys as on Fridays/Saturdays, all the crew on duty. Fine.

By 1:00AM, suddenly the lights turn on, the chicas move nervously to the entrance. 6 police officers, wearing the investigation jackets of PFA, entered the place. Bad.

They asked the girls to wear appropiate clothes and started to check their IDs. One by one. Meanwhile, 2 officers checked ours (guys' IDs) and also checked for concealed guns or drugs. Nothing very intimidating, but not pleasant either. A waiter told me that Police had anounced they would come (thanks for letting me in BEFORE the police came!) but they didn't expect such stupid demonstration of power.

After 45 minutes, they left. Phew! Back to the party.

Unfortunately, I had zeroed in a girl I wanted to do before, a tall, average Paraguayan called Ailen, but most guys became very excited after the police incident, so that girl got grabbed. I had to wait some 40 minutes for her to be idle again, even though many other doable girls were available, I had a fixation with that one. I don't know if I got controlled by my high testosterone level or if I felt pinched by the time constraint (getting up early to go to the office), but in any case I thought with my litttle head...

She didn't show much enthousiasm during the chit-chat previous to the deal. She promised BBBJ, so I said "deal".

On the room, she behaved aloft and mechanical, too hurried to finish fast, and her fast BBBJ lacked the "spice" of a good provider. 30 minutes became 19. After the session, she knew she misbehaved and apologized, but too late.

Lesson relearned: Let girls approach you, not the opposite.

Another lesson: Carry a photo ID when cruising for girls. It doesn't hurt and may avoid a headacke.

In any case, I expect to return there. There are 3 or 4 girls that I want to do.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

DWC:

I didn't visit Madahos since February, so I didn't see her. Girls come and go, that's part of life...

Andres

[Dancesw/Chicas]

Andres,
I am writing down all the info... Last time I follow your path
I had a great time with this Deborah from Salome (now at
Madahos) BTW, any news from her?
DWC

[Andres]

06/04 - Salome reloaded

Yesterday, I decided to give a try to Salome (Cordoba and Billinghurst). After a long time, it may have changed. It certainly did, and for good.

Arrrived there by 1 AM. Prices as usual: ar$10 the drink, no cover fee, chica drink ar$20. Ladies ask for a ar$100 contribution (time is negotiable). That is, no increase in prices.

There were some 20-30 girls, and they kept coming by 1:30AM. Quality ranged from Dolys material to Black material (those skinny, real blonde, stuck-up, young girls).

I met a girl I saw a year ago in Nuevo Estilo called Roxana, a fake blonde, 30ish gal, average body, average tits, very nice attitude (a 5.5/10). She remembered me and we chatted for a long while, long enough to confirm that she would provide a good experience. She told me that some girls come for a while before hitting Cocodrilo. That explains why some girls stayed for 45 minutes and then left.

We went home, no rushing at all, DFK, caressing, massages, awesome BBBJ (but not TC). Very nice experience.

Will come back, for sure.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Andres]

05/29 - Excellent experience on the West suburbs

I heard about a boliche called Balabac, located at Gaona Ave in Ciudadela, close to the corner of Gaona Ave. and Alsina St.

You get there after a long trip from downtown, crossing the 25 de Mayo highway and stepping off at General Paz Ave, just when the Acceso Oeste begins. Then, you drive 10-15 blocks until you see Balabac at the abovementioned corner, on the left.

From the outside, the place isn't very much inviting: Few lights, too quiet. However, after entering the place, you see a well-established boliche, clean, with several billard tables, dancing poles for chicas, couches and a bar. Similar to Madahos, but not as upscale.

Saturday happens to be slow there, as anywhere else. Just 5 chicas, 2 of them doable. A very pretty, petite girl approached me. Her name is Cintia. She may be just 5'0" tall and, but her body is awesome and her attitude very charming. Soft skin, thick lips, nice smile, although small tits. She told me that on Wed-Thu, there are some 10-15 chicks.

Prices are pretty high for suburbs standards: ar$10 the entrance, ar$30 for taking out a girl, the the taxi fare (unless you drive your car), the hotel session (ar$15-20) and the chica fee (from ar$50 to ar$100 for 90 minutes). Chicas drinks ae more affordable, ranging from ar$4 to ar$20. In any case, I tried Cintia, and do not regret that.

We went to a hotel in Flores (damn drive from Ciudadela), where I had a very good experience, full of caressing, BBBJ, positions. A real GFE.

Brought her back to the boliche and returned back home.

Hope this helps,

Andres