Buenos Aires - 2002 Reports

[CityDude]

Originally posted by Dickhead
I will be in BA in nine days and I thought I might start with a matinee from escorts b aires. So I inquire about the following gals who look appealling:

Anael #8, Sandy #9, Bunny #15, Adriana #18 (what does it mean "available in USA only"?; that makes no sense to me), Bruna #27, Saida #41, and Aixa #48.

Any experience with any of these?

Bunny/Indiana/ is silcone enhanced, expensive and all business. However, she is smart, intelligent. Once the time is up, she's vamoose.

Saida is OK, Maria Christina did a very good half-day for me. YMMV

Available in USA means, she is travelling to US and will charge local (US) rates.

[DownBA]

Dickhead, make sure to check out Sandy's pics on Playtnum.com too because those pics really capture her amazing beauty whereas in my opinion the ones in escortsbaires really don't do her justice. Trust me on this with Sandy, take her out for a nice dinner and attempt to get to know her as a person first, and I'm not talking about a quick glass of champagne in your hotel room before you start having sex with her....then watch the cover come off the bj and watch your review of this little Peruvian gem go right off the chica meter! And watch her ask for 150P after a 3-1/2 hour session with multiple pops....try pleasing her too, she LOVES to be pleased and just sit back and watch her return your efforts ten fold. Just trust me, I know from experience and this chica will show you a textbook example of "your mileage will vary" if you have a nice time with her first outside of the bedroom.

I also highly recommend Gabriela from escortsbaires and platynum (sorry, don't know the numbers off the top of my head, but seek and ye shall find), utterly beautiful Brazilian with legs a mile long and in person she also looks every bit as nice as she does in the internet shots. She has a totally sexy Brazilian accent when she speaks Spanish and this in and of itself is worth the price of admission with this honey; ditto for taking Gabriela out for a little while and showing some interest in her before the interest in the carnal knowledge starts, but, hey, this is simply my mo and one that has paid great dividends and one that I feel is time-honored by now! Have a great time in BA you lucky bastard, I'm beginning to get green with envy now that I know that you're soon going to be in the arms of the incredible, edible Sandy, who in my humble opinion deserves to be the poster girl for the Argentinian Escort Association, she's that awesome! Happy Buenos Airessing! DownBA

[lotsafun]

Originally posted by Dickhead
I will be in BA in nine days and I thought I might start with a matinee from escorts b aires. So I inquire about the following gals who look appealling:

Anael #8, Sandy #9, Bunny #15, Adriana #18 (what does it mean "available in USA only"?; that makes no sense to me), Bruna #27, Saida #41, and Aixa #48.

Any experience with any of these?

Sandy - quite enjoyable, 150 Pesos, 1 Hr, 250 Pesos 2Hr. CBJ, though.

Recommend as a better value, #33 Gema, not-stop DFK and enthusiastic rider, really works it for a second shot on goal (2nd "date") CBJ. 100 pesos the hour. Went 1hr 20 min on the second session.

See my previous post in early December for a few of others.

Re "USA only", she's stationed in the US, not in Argentina. From my reading on rubro59, that means expensive American Escort pricing.

[Andres]

jamesbond69:

In fact, I mistook Hook for Ness. In issue 6th, wherever says "Ness" should be read "Hook".

Respect to the 5 star brothel, I compare your search with that of the Spaniard colonizers who seeked for El Dorado: A utopic adventure. As far as I know, there is no such thing as a 5 star brothel in Buenos Aires. Otherwise, I should have known by now.

Whay may exist (as I knew from the scandal of Pata Villanueva in a party organized for financial executives) are model casting agencies that organize "special parties" in a disco or country club.

Hope this helps.

Andres

[Dickhead]

I will be in BA in nine days and I thought I might start with a matinee from escorts b aires. So I inquire about the following gals who look appealling:

Anael #8, Sandy #9, Bunny #15, Adriana #18 (what does it mean "available in USA only"?; that makes no sense to me), Bruna #27, Saida #41, and Aixa #48.

Any experience with any of these?

[JamesBond69]

Dear Andres,

Again thanks for your excellent reports.

I'm curious...

Since you went to Ness and Catto's why you didn't you check out (or mention?) Hook's also, since it's just next door to Cattos?

I found Hooks to have the best selection of these three downtown clubs, but then that's my personal taste for young slim girl next door types.

Also, somewhere in Buenos Aires there must be a FIVE STAR (discrete?) club and/or brothel for the local elite ie politicians, industrialists, etc, as opposed to Blacks, which is primarily for tourists.

I know of the existence of escort "books" with photos of models and tv stars at five star hotels...I wonder if there is a club/brothel equivalent in Buenos Aires, sort of like the Heidi Fleiss operation in Beverly Hills, if you get my drift? I'm sure something like this must exist.

[Andres]

Report, 6th issue

Non-pro Thursday and Salomé Friday.

On Thursday, I had a date, which is off topic and won't report it. However, there are couple of details that are worth to be mentioned:

- "FILO", ITALIAN RESTAURANT: Located very close to Cafe Orleans (San Martin St between Paraguay St and MT Alvear St) this restaurant serves very good Italian food. 2 entrees plus wine for ar$40. The ambience is casual, not vey romantic but cozy. Pasta was really superb.

- RAMPA CAR (Ravignani St between Cordoba Av and Cabrera Av) a nice hotel for those who have cars. More expensive than conventional hotels ($40-50 for 3 hours), this hotel is built as a parking lot with the rooms in the core of the building, so you drive to your car in, park iit next to your assigned room and pay at the exit when you leave, as if you were in a cashiers booth. Very clean, discreet and conveneint. Close to Rio Cabaña, also (boliche located at Cordoba Av and Thames St, or close to that intersection).

On Friday, I repeated the circuit La Nuit-La Fuente-Ness-Cattos-Salome. Here are the findings:

LA NUIT: 25+ girls, most of them 4-5s and a few 6-7s. There was a girl called Caroline, a gorgeous blonde with huge boobs and nice body who could be tagged as an 8. Guys, you have to see her coming in and ut of the bar with guys systematically every 20 minutes. I guess that she is "doable", but in a more quiet day than Friday.

There were about 250-300 guys, most of them coming for a beer or watching the strip show. They were pesters, disturbing girls and patrons and making difficult to move around.

La Nuit merits a last visit in 2 weeks during weekdays. I will try to report by then.

LA FUENTE: The doorman told me "More than 10 girl", but in 60-75 minutes I was there I only spotted 4 girls who qualify as 5-6s. One of them told me that prices were ar$50 for 30 minutes nd ar$90 for 1 hour, plus the ar$10 of the hotel nearby.

I may come back, but not sure.

NESS: Arrived by 3AM. ar$12 a drink, and ar$18 for exit fees for girls. there were around 15 girls, most of them 5-6s. Just a girl from Entre Rios was a 7 called Viviana. She had a bad attitude and average face but nice body, so not doable.

CATTOS: 10-15 girls ranging from 4 to 6. ar$10 the man's drink. No girl called my attention. On girl with japanese traits started talking to me in English. Not mremorable, but may be convenient for non-Spanish speakers.

SALOME: Arrived by 4:15AM. 15+ girls, most of them 5-7s. Debora arrived a coupe of munutes after I, but there were guys waiting for her (damn! she became too popular, I guess). At least, I could chat with her a couple of words. Charming as an angel, as usual.

One girl, called Alejandra (a 6 or 7, depends) called my attention. Very sift skin (moistured with J&J's baby oils), nice body (but a bra that hides small breasts), somewhat cold but nice attitude and honest. She promised BBBJ, so we went to the hotel nearby. She was so good at BBBJ (or I was so tired) that it became a BBBJTC. For ar$120, a little expensive but... whatever.

Came back home by 6AM (the sun rose by then). Sleep needed for the hot like hell weather and the excessive mongering activity (I should slow my pace or I will burn myself out).

Hope this helps,

Andres

[El Ricardo]

HoH,
Thanks for the recommendations for short term apartment searches in BA. I'm planning to be there for two weeks in February. I am arranging my flight and enrollment in one of the language schools now.

As a way on introducing myself to this forum, I have been travelling to Argentina for the past three years (~4 times/year) for business. I've taken up a couple of hobbies along the way: learning the language, and "chica-ing" I've gotten to know Adriana this past year, and consider her a good friend. She is always helpful and direct...refreshing! I've travelled a little around Argentina, this last time I went to Iguazu Falls and took Aixa with me. It was perfect for my two hobbies since she speaks no English. That made it intensive!

My problem with all of this is that I find these ladies so lovely and charming that I want to fall in love with them all and take them home with me! I've generally used the Platynum forum for linking up with these ladies since my travels to Argentina take me through BA to Mendoza province...thus my stays in BA have been brief....except for the vacation times that I tack on to mis holidays! I have run into a few that I think don't belong in the same class with the Platynum ladies, but that will take care of itself. Adriana recommended that I use the Escortsbaires.com link since the Platynum service requires a payment from the ladies. So I've tried to constrain myself to this service (not too Difficult!) There is one exception...Wendy in Platynum really gets my attention!

I realize there isn't much content here about which ladies or where I've been to share on theis forum. I will do more when I learn how to do it. I don't want to say anything that is either compromising or dis-respectful to these ladies.
Te hablare' pronto?
ElRicardo

[ezy]

ro,

I am not Andres, but If you promise not to overspend I will give you the address.....

Salome (Sal-oh-may). Cordoba y Billinghurst, on the corner. Don't bother going before 10.

Havana is a supper club on the opposite side of the street. SF_****** and I were told at the door that the chicas (and there were many attractive ones the night we were there) were only available as dinner companions in the club...but others have posted that as many as 50% of the girls will also leave with guys....

ezy

[Andres]

Report, 5th Issue

Flores and Salome

During the day, I tried to spot semi-pros at Corrientes Av and Santa Fe Av, without luck. The streets were pretty empty of people, despite the good weather.

For those looking for good men apparel, Master (Callao 1070) makes tailored suits for ar$690 (any kind of foreign cashmere, usually British and Italian). At Santa Fe 1825, there is a taylored shirts store that makes shirts from Swiss voile and Italian cotton ranging from ar$90 to ar$150.

By 11:30PM, I feel so impatient that I took the car keys and run towards Flores. This time, La Nuit was open. Entrance fee ar$7, including 1 drink. Inside, just a bunch of girls, but of much btter quality than Liza and other places. The bar manager told me that there are usually 30 girls available, but tonight there were ony 10. Of these, 8 were 4-5s and 2 of them were 6-7. $25 for 15 minutes, $50 30 minutes and $100 for 1 hour.

Two girls to take into account:

- Jessica: A chubby, not very pretty girl (5 in my scale) but willing to do ANTHING. She said "satisfaction guaranteed, everything goes". Wow.

- Judith: A Paraguayan girl with a awesome body (perhaps a real 95-60-95), average looking face. She provided greek but CBJ.

Since the night was just starting, I didn't take the offer so early. I will revisit for sure, perhaps tomorrow (chances are that Ii will find 1 or 2 stunners among 30 girls) After La Nuit, I went to

LA FUENTE (La Fuente Av between RL Falcon St and Rivadavia Av, blue neon lights). I climbed the stairs and got a nasty surprise: the place was full of guys and no girls. I was afraid to be robbed or something, but the bartender told me "No girls today, brother", so I left the place.

Before going to Downtown, I passed by Envidia (Argerich St and Rivadavia Av). It was open, but many girls sit outside the boliche breathing fresh air, so I guess that no many customers and girls.

On the way to Downtown, I passed by Venezuela St and Boedo Av. Partenon and Aloha were closed (seems forever).

On Downtown, the Suipacha stret strip was fully closed. A few ugly SWs on Carlos Pellegrini St and Paraguay St, and no girls on Exedra.

Where to go?
To Salomé!

There, Debora didn't show up but Sol did, very charming and seductive. She took her drinks and joked a little while with me. She's from misiones province, has beautiful big natural breasts and nice legs (perhaps she needs more curves, and has an after-baby-born belly). I give her an 8. She told me that all the girls charge ar$100 for a 2 hour session, plus the ar$20 bar fee (2 girl drinks).

She promised to perform BBBJ (but she pointed out that this was an exception), so we went to an hotel. There, she gladly stood over her promise and performed an awesome BBBJ, followed by stand position and doggie style (my favorites, as you may know by now). She performes a good massage and then, since she had a very beautiful skin (as Misioneras usually have) I provided her with a nice massage (I believe it was nice). She was so happy that she looked for a secnd condom and, as she couldn't not find it. she provided me with one of the best BBBJTC I ever received.

Yesssss!

Left her back in Salome 45 minutes ago, and now I'm writing (and ending) this report.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[rob_roy5]

Hello everybody,
just a quick note to wish all BA mongers a Merry Christmas and happy New Year.

Cheers, RO

[Andres]

Report, 4th issue.

Christmas night was too quiet.

I left the family dinner by 1:30AM and went to Flores. Despite my paranoia about robberies and kidnappings, I drove the car.

I decuded to visit first La Nuit, in Flores (Directorio Av between San Pedito Av and La Fuente Av). Contrary to what they advertised, the place was closed for Christmas night. However, "Liza" (the place located in the opposite walkway to La Nuit/Dollys) was open and so I walked in.

LIZA: Entrance ar$5, including 1 drink. There were 6 girls or so, most of them dressed in Santa Claus style bikinis. They had below average looks (let's say, 4-5s) but I have to recognize that the quality improved respect to July.

Several girls approached me, and one of them may be interesting to foreigners. Her name is Valeria and she speaks English. She said taht she lived for 5 years in Miami. She started speaking English and mentioned that a couple of Americans and British guys visited Liza a couple of days ago and one of them went out with her (one of the readers, perhaps?). Valeria could be described as a big woman (tall, perhaps 5"10', robust) with a nice face. A little chubby for my taste but may work for you, guys. I left Liza and went to

CAMOON: JB Alberdi Av between San Pedrito Av and La fuente Av. Just 2 blocks from Liza, this place didn't change much from the times it was called Monaco (3-4 years ago). There were 8 girls, most of them well below average (one of them had her underwear hidden by her belly and had more makeup applied to her face than a cheap salsa dancer from North Miami Beach), let's say 3-4s. In fact, a real girl next door stood out and called her, just to find out that she was the waitress. So, I left and visited the Flores scene by car.

- SWs: No sign of life. Perhaps a couple of TVs, but not my cup of tea.

- JB Justo zone: Scorpions and Maraha remain closed (seems forever) while Top Secret and the corner of Artigas and JB Justo were open. Through an untinted window, I perceived that the corner bar had at most 2 girls for the night, so I decide to skip the place. Didn't try Top Secret either.

- Rivadavia and San Pedrito zone: Manhattan, la Fuente and Envidia were closed. The avenue was pretty dead for a Christmas night, really unusual for my previous experience.

So much for Flores... where to go?

SALOME: The place was open but, for my dismay, I entered and saw 40 middle aged guys listening tangos (did it turned into a gay place, or were they kidding?). The receptionist told me that the night was dead, that I should come tomorrow (by today). So I left as a sad dog without its bone.

The Pueyrredon and Cordoba zone is located very close to Salome, so I visited it. La Saison and Affaire were closed, and no sign of life in the streets. Damn!

What about Recoleta?

Went there and everything was closed: Madaho's, Solid Gold, Playwoman, Sodoma. No SWs, and no people in Recoleta's streets on a holiday's eve (no kidding).

What about Suipacha St?

Catto's, Ness, Hook and Montecarlo were closed, so I called it a night and headed back home.

The upsode is that I had a much needed sleep since my arrival, so I'm in a much better shape for tonight.

Hope to have better luck tonight and that it helps.

Andres

[Andres]

Report, 3rd issue

As requested by fellow mongers, on Monday night I visited some off-the-beaten-path boliches.

I joined the escorts59 forum in Spanish (very informative in some way but clogged with fake messages that are actually ads) and learned that many boliche that I thought have been gone forever are again on the move. So I came back there.

Medrano 81: I don't think that visitors would dare to walk in there: A lousy building with bad lighted stairs to the first floor. Really scary, since it looks like a rip-off hole. Entrance is ar$5 (valid for one drink). Once inside, for my dismay, I saw 8 horrible girls (ghastly may be a more accurate word): Fat, short, badly dressed girls (2.5/10 average). Just drank my coke and left for

OBA OBA: Rivadavia Av between Matheu St and Alberti St. Another sketchy building (not as scary as the one above but somewhat scary). The place didn't change decoration since 1994, I guess (as if I went yesterday for the last time...). But the girls (12 or so) changed, since they were really substandard: No curves, short (except for a few Dominicans) and not classy at all. Entrance is ar$5, 30 minutes is ar$40 and 45 minutes, ar$60 or so.

Only one of them got my attention: A peruvian girl whose name is Celeste. She is petite (5"0' or so), had average natural breasts and an hourglass shape. She tryed her best to seduce me, but since she was adamant in doing only CBJ, I refused. Then, she told me that no girl there does BBBJ, that she may have laid to me and cheat me by not holding her promise, since management requires condom use for everything. It's likely that she was sincere, so I called Oba Oba a "miss" and left. Again, I don't recommend the place for fellow mongers.

I was about to come back to Constitucion, to the boliche located near the corner of Garay Av and Santiago del Estero St (between santiago del Estero St and Salta St), but didn't dare to spend money and take the risk to see another cheap place with ugly girls.

SALOME: Went to ol' Salome, instead. There were about 15-20 girls, most of them a 5-6s and a few 7-9s (quality seems to have decreased a bit since July) . I saw my favorite (Debora) being taken when I just arrived (damn!) so I waited for her while chatting with other girls. Meanwhile, I observed through the tinted windows the movement at the new boliche in the opposite corner (Havana Vip). For 3 hours, I didn't see many girls coming in and out of Havana Vip, so I doubt about the mongering status of that place.

I met a girl called Sol, with above average boobs, nice body and great attitude in the bar. She is 5"4' or so, blonde (perhaps dyed) and suggestively dressed with tight pants and bra. Perhaps I will try her during this week. Didn't ask for services rendered.

Since Debora didn't come back by 4AM (I just wanted to say hello and get her new cell phone number, too tired for a long session typical of her), I paid for my soda ($10), left the place and headed towards the "safebase" (Pueyrredon Affair).

PUEYRREDON AFFAIRE: The same girls as the night before, packed with guys and loud music. I approached several girls (non-memorable names, I just remember Claudia from the Misiones province) who refused to perform BBBJ and the such. Left empty-handed by 5AM and went to sleep since I had more errands to do on Tuesday Morning.

On the way back home, I saw a place open at Ayacucho St 1272 or similar called Stars or similar. It seemed a lousy take-out bar. I will investigate it next week.

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Today, given the low BBBJ successful ratio of my last-2-days experiences, I went to Cielo, the apartment-brothel located in Larrea 1072. I didnt' find it as nice as described here before because the girls (7 of them this afternoon) were barely 5-6s from my point of view. Only one caught my atention, a curly redhead called Sol. She had great body, nice legs and average but firm boobs (later found to be enhanced). I agree on the $150 price for 1 hour with BBBJ.

She performed an average BBBJ (not bad but not memorable) , doggie style and a very poor masage afterwards. Not bad, but not a repeat for sure. The place is really clean.

Tonight, I may go to Flores (La Nuit-Dollys is said to be open) to revisit old places. Maybe La Fuente is also open. Who knows...

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Saint]

Quick update. Had a nice lunch with Jackson at a stylish restaurant in Patio Bullrich. Good meal and good conversation. I showed him my apartment and we tried to look at my other one but it wasn't available to see (concierge wasn't there...only security guard). I love that building.

I'm seeing Sandy in about 30 minutes. I'm good friends with her now. My CRAZY friend from Playwoman keeps calling me. She just stopped by but I told her to leave. I pushed her out the door. Literally. I gotta tell the doorman to call me first. I'm seeing so many girls they just send them up. Gotta fix that.

Variety is the spice of life but I'm NOT into Asian women at all. Like I said before..I wouldn't do one for free. Just a personal preference.

I also want to mention one thing. Anyone that uses the services of Roxanna needs to compensate her appropriately. You guys don't realize all the time some of these people spend helping us. Their time is valuable too. Don't be a cheap ass. If she or anyone else in BA helps you alot them pay them accordingly no matter what they are charging. I generally overtip and I know that can seem foolish and adds up but if they are good I do and will continue to do so. Do the same thing with her. She will save you money. If she does a good job then slip her some more money at the end of your stay. (By some I don't mean $5 or $10 US.....).

Most guys that come here are generous guys but I have run into some cheap asses that I wouldn't want to hang out with again. Personally if I'm at a club with some guy that doesn't even tip the waitress then odds are I will probably never hang out with them again. That is just the honest truth.

I have a Christmas party to go to tonight with my hottie normal girl from last night. Also, I want to mention that if you want to romance a girl take her to Morena Restaurant near the local airport (Jorge Newbury airport). I don't think they have an address but I'll post when I find out. Man, it's right on the river. You literally have to drive out onto a dock and the restaurant is located ON the river. GREAT scenery. You'll impress a chica at this place. Not a cheap place for BA standards but for US Standards of course it's cheap. With tip it was 250 pesos for 2 of us. Salads, wine, entrees, appetizers, dessert, drinks, tip. One of the most romantic restaurants I've ever been in and I've been in quite a few around the world.

Good luck and Happy Holidays.

[Bandy]

Saint,

I admire your posts and my last trip to BA was greatly enhanced by prior reading of your adventures. But would'nt you agree with the old axiom that "variety is the spice of life"? I go to Thailand, few times a year. I love Costa Rica and now fell in love with BA. In my view asian women are most feminine, american women don't know what the word means and latin women are in between. You will hardly find a Thai girl walking naked in your room. They come out of the bathroom with a towel wrapped as tightly as possible and you have to coax them to remove it even under the cover. They are always taking showers, before and after the deeds, and always smell good. It is a well known fact that asian women have perfected the art of "Kamasutra" and will try to please a man until their last breath. This is in stark contrast to western culture which brings back to my original issue regarding "variety". After spending enough time with non-asian women, I look forward to this change. Afterall, human being always hate the stalemate, it is the change which is real aphrodisiac in life. Like you are currently experiencing a new life in BA as opposed to good old USA. Again I like to stress, this is my personal opinion and I understand not everybody will agree with me. Have a wonderful holiday season. Peace be on Earth. Under the current situation, this is of paramount importance wherever we choose to practice our hobby.

Bandy