2004 Reports

[MoonDog]

Okay, I'm down to T minus 6 days for my arrival. I haven't been for 3 years, I only have 36 hours, I may not be back for a couple of months, and I DON't want to blow it. I've RTFB over and over, but I went to public schools.

So, I'm going to make some statements, and, perhaps, my misunderstandings can be corrected:

"The Triangle" is comprised of several Boliches. Notably Cattos, Madahos and Black. All have roughly a $A25 entrance fee, Cattos is the least expensive overall at $A150 minus the Dickhead factor, if you are good. Madahos a bit more, and quality is reported down. Black a little/ a lot more, never reported worth the price here. All seem to be rather stringent on service time.

Bottom line, Cattos seems to be the best value among Boliches.

No. The triangle is Cattos, Hook, and Ness. Black is totally separate, as is Madahos.

"The Mansion" is a private Jackson deal, although sometimes members are invited for dinners and parties.

Read "The Mansion" thread.

Cuttysark is in the tank.

No

Orleans is more miss than hit.

No, varies with time of day, your mood, her mood, your attitude, her attitude, your wallet, her need.

Newports has become the wild, wild west. YMMV from a great experience to getting robbed. The price is no longer a bargain compared to the boliches. There are not other clubs like Newports that are a good value.

Still good.

Street girls are problematic.

Avoid

The only reliable internet site for escorts is www.escorts-argentina.com. The prices listed are usually $300 for a half day (US Dollars, I think). There are almost no reviews of girls from here (although I'm sure there is some overlap). It is the opinion of this board that, aside from being far less fun, they are not a good value, either.

Wrong on all counts. Negotiate, also try www.area-vip.com.ar and www.gemidos com. www.escorts-argentina.com will always have accurate pictures.

So, it would seem that the apartamentos continue to be a great value, particularly if you follow guidance for location/girls reviewed here, during the day. Of course, I assume most will be closed on Sunday. All the clubs are fun to see at night, but the best prices are at Cattos, then Madahos.

The "best" all depends on your perception. Nothing is certain in this hobby, except that you meet some very beautiful girls in a very short amount of time. With a little bit of effort, you can have a great time.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

[Dickhead]

"The Triangle" is comprised of several Boliches. Notably Cattos, Madahos and Black. All have roughly a $A25 entrance fee, Cattos is the least expensive overall at $A150 minus the Dickhead factor, if you are good. Madahos a bit more, and quality is reported down. Black a little/ a lot more, never reported worth the price here. All seem to be rather stringent on service time.

Bottom line, Cattos seems to be the best value among Boliches.

All the clubs are fun to see at night, but the best prices are at Cattos, then Madahos. Mav

Madaho's and Black are in Recoleta and not in the Triangle which is in the Microcenter and comprises Catto's, Ness, and Hook. Hook is where you can get the maximum amount of counterfeit money possible and has the added bonus of the world's biggest kunt for a bartender. There are no covers at any of those three places.

Madaho's has the highest prices in town except for maybe Black. By no means is it the next cheapest place than Catto's.

Suerte,

DH

[Stormy]

JavMav

Your summation is reasonable except:

The Triangle is Cattos, Hook, and across the street Ness. None charges a cover to enter. Drinks are 12 p at Cattos, 15 at Ness and I can't remember Hook because I don't usually go there. Drinks for the girls are 25 at Cattos and 30 at Ness. Madahos is not in the Triangle, which is about 900 Suipacha, or near the corner of Suipacha and Paraguay. Madahos is up in Recoleta near the cemetery and Black is also in Recoleta near the Alvear Hotel. 150 is reasonable in Catto and Ness plus a drink for the girl for one to two hours. (If you have some Spanish and have had the Dickhead Seminar for Pussy Investors (DSPI) there may be considerable variance.

Don't forget 921 Suipacha, an apartment almost across the street from Cattos. Floor 6C . Excellent service at 100 p. for an hour.
Also, 1707 Santa Fe has been very good for me.

Orleans can be excellent in the afternoons, I don't think much of it at night.
There can be outstanding people at Excedra late in the evening.
Newport is totally open; there may be some risk there. Street girls can be fine with specific recommendations, otherwise why spend the time investigating?

Hope this helps

Stormy

[MoonDog]

I am going to be in BA this first few weeks of Jan. Probably around the 5th-14th but I heard everyone leaves? I have never been so I am kind of bummed if that is the situation as I was looking forward to meeting some beautiful South American beauties. Maybe some good clubs will be going on still? Well any advice would be great and if anyone else will be there I would like to meet if interested.

Thanks and take care!

Cali

California Guy,

If you want to met he beautiful babes during that time, head over to Punte Del Este.

[JavMav]

Okay, I'm down to T minus 6 days for my arrival. I haven't been for 3 years, I only have 36 hours, I may not be back for a couple of months, and I DON't want to blow it. I've RTFB over and over, but I went to public schools.

So, I'm going to make some statements, and, perhaps, my misunderstandings can be corrected:

"The Triangle" is comprised of several Boliches. Notably Cattos, Madahos and Black. All have roughly a $A25 entrance fee, Cattos is the least expensive overall at $A150 minus the Dickhead factor, if you are good. Madahos a bit more, and quality is reported down. Black a little/ a lot more, never reported worth the price here. All seem to be rather stringent on service time.

Bottom line, Cattos seems to be the best value among Boliches.

"The Mansion" is a private Jackson deal, although sometimes members are invited for dinners and parties.

Cuttysark is in the tank.

Orleans is more miss than hit.

Newports has become the wild, wild west. YMMV from a great experience to getting robbed. The price is no longer a bargain compared to the boliches. There are not other clubs like Newports that are a good value.

Street girls are problematic.

The only reliable internet site for escorts is www.escorts-argentina.com. The prices listed are usually $300 for a half day (US Dollars, I think). There are almost no reviews of girls from here (although I'm sure there is some overlap). It is the opinion of this board that, aside from being far less fun, they are not a good value, either.

So, it would seem that the apartamentos continue to be a great value, particularly if you follow guidance for location/girls reviewed here, during the day. Of course, I assume most will be closed on Sunday. All the clubs are fun to see at night, but the best prices are at Cattos, then Madahos.


Offer still stands for drinks Sunday afternoon night. Just tell me when and where.

Mav

[Hefe]

I have a citibank card and I was able to pull out 1800 pesos at the citibank atm, 2 times of 900 pesos each. There is a citibank within 1 or 2 blocks of blacks The good about using the citibank card at the citibank atm, is that the machine will state how much in us funds they will charge you before you take out the money. When I was there, the atm gave me a better rate than changing at the cambios. When i inspected my statements, I noticed using other atm cards, I got a lower rate and also using credit cards, sometimes I was charged a 3 percent spread using amex or other cc's

[AllIWantIsLove]

(As this involves our hobby, I can't very well ask this in an HTML oriented forum.)

I think that a lot of the information contained in the escort sites could be better organized. Like in a spreadsheet format. For some sites I've looked at I can see where the information is comming from. But Area-Vip has me stumped. If I view the source for http://www.area-vip.com.ar/area/area-vip.htm it looks to me like the three frames are defined by src="titulo.htm", src="menu.htm", and src="menu2.htm". But none of those three files defines the main part of the window, i.e. the largest section with the photos of 8 girls. How do I figure out the name of the file which provides that source?

Thanks,

Bob

[Dickhead]

Friday night I was in a regular bar whose name I will not reveal because I am a selfish fuck head and I don't want all you guys going in there. Anyway I discovered a secret corner of the place and there was a table with what looked like some hookers. I was very drunk (they make huge martinis there for 9 pesos and I poured two of those onto a good base coat of beers) and so I am unclear on the sequence of events but I think it was one of the cooks who said he could introduce me and so then I was talking to Elizabeth from Morón. She said 50 US and I said nah, I don't negotiate in dollars and I like to pay 100 pesos so she said fine, indicating to me that I could have gotten her for less. But I have no problem paying 100 pesos.

OK so then we get to my place and she heads for the bathroom and I head to where I hide my money to get another 50 pesos. She came out of the bathroom real quick and surprised me. She asked me if I was hiding my money so she wouldn't rob me and I said that I was UNhiding some money for her. BTW I have changed the hiding place just in case, but she really didn't see the hiding place per se anyhow.

Service was good. I had told her I was drunk and had been with another woman earlier in the day and that I wasn't promising anything but just wanted to kiss and get BJ'd for a while, and we would see what happened. She said she was a good kisser and proved it in the bar. BJ was quite nice and I did get it up to fuck her for a while but I couldn't finish and then she BJ'd me some more and then she left. Not a clock watcher and gave me her number but I was too drunk to know if she was good looking or ugly so I might not call her, plus she doesn't live in town anyhow. I think she might have been around 32 or so and I'm 99% sure she was a morocha but other than that it is kind of vague.

Saturday my attorney and I went to Norte and bought 14 quarts of beer at 15% off, which was all we could carry. A bonus was that whoever used the bottle return machine before we did, did not take their ticket = 3.48 peso cost savings. Then on advice of counsel I began to drink copiously and we went to the mansion to swim. That is the first time I have actually made it into the pool and it was very nice. One of the twins showed up and asked me, "¿Toro Rojo, cuándo vas a aprovecharme?" so I said how about RIGHT NOW and off we went. She told me that the other twin is "operada" = fake tits. Who the hell knows? She was a very good fuck.

Then I was going to fuck Mariela but was advised she might not be happy with 100 pesos and since she is not any better looking than the twin or the masseuse, and since her performance reviews haven't been that great, I blew her off and fucked the masseuse again. I really like her. Great attitude, great performance, nice gal. Yes, a bit heavy but BIG fucking tits. Then we staggered out to the bus stop and got on the #29 which took us close to civilization and we went to El Living and drank 3 peso beers until we could barely stand up.

I am way over budget on hookers this month.

[Big Boss Man]

I think that you need to be realistic about this money thing. My first trip into Cattos was with Chicago Boy in August. I paid 200 pesos to Karin then while at the same time Chicago Boy sitting next to me he got Sonia out of there for 150 pesos.

The difference is that I am trying to learn Spanish whereas Chicago Boy was able to speak Spanish so he was able to laugh, joke and make connections. He was a very experienced player. My conversation skill is very limited and despite having my fair share of women, the latina still think I am "timido."

My experience is that if I lowball the money I get less performance out the girl. Without knowing the language, communication is difficult and it is just a job for the girl. If it is just a job then the girl is like you or me. She is going to take the job that pays the most money.

I am on vacation. What I enjoy most about Latina women is their ability to suspend judgement and treat you like a lover immediately. A good example is yesterday when I spent most of my time with Tamara frenchkissing like we were teenagers. I can go to some selected massage parlors anytime in the States and have a zipless fuck. I want the performance. To screw up my good time for 50 pesos does not seem worth it to me.

I have read other reports where guys on the Board are paying the same prices as me. It seems as if there is scale working here. The guys who are the better lovers with the larger more engaging personalities can get the girls for lower prices. Fair enough.

[Rastaman]

Has anyone dropped down on BA's hottest (non-pro) club, Opera Bay in Puerto Madero???

[Dickhead]

I have posted many, many, many times that Maipú 429 is NOT OPEN ON WEEKENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!. Not open on Saturday. Not open on Sunday. I don't go there any more since they raised their price from 80 to 100. The girls there aren't as good as at Suipacha 921 so they can go fuck themselves.

Rafaela from Catto's does me for 120-130 which is what I get most gals in there for. I've never paid more than 150 there and I've gotten a few decent ones out of there for 100. But I can really eat pussy so they like me in there. Rafaela's pussy is some very good eating.

[L Duke]

My apologies for forgetting the name but what I mean by attitude was not necessarily "bad". I meant she was very aggressive about the pricing and the time limits. Similar to what you expect at Madahos and Black. She did her job so I cannot truly complain. The girl is a 5'6" Paraguayan with a lithe body and crooked teeth. You will know if you try to negotiate with her. For the life of me I cannot dredge up the name.

I was surprised with the attitude because I was at Cattos three nights before with Raphaela and the typcial two time experience for $200 pesos.

Big Boss Man,

$200 pesos seems a bit steep for Cattos or any of the "Triangle" clubs downtown. Last March the going rate was $150 pesos for your average foreigner and maybe if you are Dickhead even lower. Unless Cattos has increased there prices and no one has reported it, you are overpaying.

Any mongers who've been in Cattos lately have any insight on any price changes?

[JackDaniels]

After the massage yesterday, I was feeling a little sleepy. Rested a bit and I then decided to open the evening by having a bite at Gran Bar Danzon. The girl who served me was charming and friendly. She said the place fills up at 12.00 and remains busy till 2.00 or so.

Generally the town did not look busy on a Saturday. I walked around the Recoletta area for a while. Some of the hostesses fronting the restaurants are really cute. One that caught my eye was in front of the pizza and pasta place. Really dark hair with a milky complexion. Yummy.

I thought I would go to a few places rather than go to Madahos again. I got talking to a guy on the street working on commission for Black hustling for customers. He gets paid by the card he gives you that you submit on entry. He asked me if I could say that I have never been there before so that he gets his commission. He said the girls go from $50 upwards. I didn´t believe that though. He insisted that there is no time limitation at Black and all they do is provide the bar facilities and negotiation is between the guy and the girl. So I decided to check out the place. A 25 peso entry charge entitles you to a free drink. Imported whiskies can cost more. Chica drinks are from 40 pesos upwards. I walked in and my first impression was one of amazement. The chicas did look amazing. I hung back at the bar, sipping my drink and got talking to a German guy who has travelled to over 60 countries. He knew the scene in just about every country except for BA ! He had never heard of Madahos. As mentioned before, this club is situated almost across the road from the Alvear Palace hotel and there is probably a steady feed of customers from there who do not know of any other club. Back to the chicas in Black - the first impression is that I was in the best club in BA. This impression was soon to fade. There was an Arabic dance performance which was quite good. I still hung back and I was getting smiles from various girls but did not want to commit so early. I was on my second drink and I started to realise that there was nothing special about the girls here. They are maybe dressed up a bit more but I don´t think that this can be said for all. As they all did their walk past, I did not find a single one that grabbed my attention. A chica that looked good a few minutes earlier now looked plain. Some kind of inverse beer goggles ? No, I don´t think so. I started to feel that I should move on. The atmosphere at Black is not special and feels less like a club and more of a plush hotel lobby. I was itching to move on. I finished my drink and left.

My next stop was Affaire. I had a good memory of this place from a girl on a previous trip. The doormen agreed to let me have a look inside before I paid over any money. I had a look and I decided to pay the 25 peso charge and get the free drink. I was happy to hear that the girl that I met on my previous trip had got married and moved on in her life. The girls at Affaire were mediocre and I left my unfinished drink and moved on.

My next stop was Madahos. I walked in and met Bobby who ushered me to a table where Saint´s client was already seated with a couple of friends. I think that the girls in this place are a match for the girls in Black. Most definitely. Each night there are about 5 hot ones in this place. I caught sight of a girl, who looked somewhat special. I pointed her out to Saint´s client who agreed that she was cute. I wasted no time. Bobby brought her over and she was all smiles. One drink for her and it was time for us to leave. Once again, my lack of knowledge of Castellano made conversation a little difficult but we did have laughs and fun in the club and in the taxi. It is surprising but it is possible to communicate even with just a few words of another language. I did the same in Russia where I knew even fewer words. This girl was really sweet and held me tight in the jacuzzi. She was a little bit ticklish though and the experience was more tender than raunchy. Then she really got going and gave a good passionate performance. After the session, she curled up and held me tight. Quite a GFE. As I walked her hand in hand to her taxi, I thought how lucky I am to be here and to walk around with such a cute girl in such a nice town. She kissed me deeply as she got into the taxi and blew me a kiss as the taxi sped away.

Nice end to the evening.

[Big Boss Man]

My apologies for forgetting the name but what I mean by attitude was not necessarily "bad". I meant she was very aggressive about the pricing and the time limits. Similar to what you expect at Madahos and Black. She did her job so I cannot truly complain. The girl is a 5'6" Paraguayan with a lithe body and crooked teeth. You will know if you try to negotiate with her. For the life of me I cannot dredge up the name.

I was surprised with the attitude because I was at Cattos three nights before with Raphaela and the typcial two time experience for $200 pesos.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Friday night I ran into some attitude at Cattos. The chica ( I forget her name)

A FR without a name is rather useless, isn't it? I mean, we should know who to look out for when they have a bad attitude. Or at least a good description!