2004 Reports

[Carpediem]

Here are some experiences which I thought I would share with the forum.

Afternoon.

Paulita - from platynum - beautiful body, as reported earlier. Similarities stop there though. She tried with 300 $ per hour, we agreed on 200 $. Very professional performance; she provided some services which are difficult to find even in BA. Mostly CBJ though. She left ahead of time. Basically, if you are into great, great boobs and cute little pussy, go for it. Little or no english.
Btw, she fixed her teeth

Evening.

Visited Catto after dinner with couple of mongers from the forum. There were plenty of girls there, to the degree that soon I was left as a last one sitting. Mira, short very cute girl from Paraguay joined... I wasn't really sure about her, but decided to follow my instinct and setup 1.5 hour appointment. $150 + drinks. It turned out to be very good experience, with some very enthusiastic sex, bbbj and facial. She is a very friendly girl, recommended. No english.

Next Afternoon.

Here I decided to explore some platynum girls I haven't seen mentioned in this forum, so to increase our collective knowledge... Setup an appointment with Agosthina. Beatiful face, nice set of tities, long dark hear. She told me she was 30 or so, but if she told me she was 23 I would have believed. Performance was a bit mechanical, although it included DFK, and some enthusiastic sex. CBJ though. My feeling was she wasn't much into it, so YMMV. 200$ per hour. Little or no english.

[Daddy Rulz]

Jaimito reality check, Dickhead remember

[Jaimito Cartero]

I’m with One Tree Hill on this. I second the motion to paypal you AR$150 !! Your input is too valuable to end like this.

He didn't mention money being an issue. Maybe he's fallen in love?

[Havanaman]

I’m with One Tree Hill on this. I second the motion to paypal you AR$150 !! Your input is too valuable to end like this.

I had to postpone my December visit in lieu of Havana for “personal” reasons, and so I’m trying for A march visit… I would consider it an honor to monger with you. Will you not reconsider?

Regards, Havanaman

[Carpediem]

Looking forward to Alexia's visit in few minutes.

Love quoting myself! Well, one should always be ready for suprises... Alexia apparently figured that it's ok to send me Bany instead, of course without letting me know first. I must sound real dum when trying to speak Spanish!

However, no complaints there. Bany is a nice girls and we had a good time. Great sex. Very enjoyable.

[One Tree Hill]

OK....If you agree to keep posting I will paypal you P150 for a decent session from the estalishment of your choice! Anyone else?!

That should help out the old budget! (Could I get a tax write off? LOL)

[Jaimito Cartero]

Stowe and Norman. Nice reports! Always nice to have reports with good details.

[Norman Stormin]

Stowe: Magnificent Report

Dickhead: Take 2 aspirins and call me in the morning

We all have bad hair days but I've had a bad fuck week. It's probably an attitude thing. I've been looking for that perfect woman for 12 weeks now.
You know the one I mean; gorgeous, hard bodied, nymphomaniac who just inherited a million dollars and a pub, is mute, and worships the ground your seeds fall on kinda girl.

I'm afraid I've had the best and don't want to recognize it. I am on a quest for that impossible dream. Aristotle said happiness was the achievement of successively more difficult goals on the road to that ultimate (unachieveable) goal. Time for a reality check. I'm going to fall off that ladder and start all over again.

I studied the Clarin classifieds looking for the raunchiest value meals I could find. I started in the 20 peso and under price range. I new these were teasers just to get you to call but thought I may come up with some interesting ones. I gleaned a list of eight which were well under my 100 peso budget. I chose one close to me which read as follows:

Carol 22 95-60-90 Bucal s/ globo depilada 1/2 hr 15p

I had been to a few of these low end places in the past and went prepared for the worst; condoms, lube, anticeptic wipes, toilet paper, and only 60 pesos spread in 3 different pockets.

The madame was standing in the doorway to the house and asked me what I was looking for. I told her the number, she smiled and ushered me upstairs. It's a house with a business downstairs. There appears to be about 4 bedrooms. I asked for Carol knowing Carol did not exist. Carol was off today.I asked about the Bucal sin globo. That's between you and the girls. The 15 peso advertised special is a covered blow job. If I want 1 hour of sexo completo it's 40 pesos. Condoms 2 pesos each. Bring on the girls.

Five Paraguayans were presented, none less than 25 years old. They were all average looks (4 to 5) and builds (no spinners and no fatties) and all very unenthusiastic. I chose Claudia about 28. She started working the Monday after Christmas. Tried in vain to get her to smile. Lavished her with false compliments. Got nowhere. No kissing, covered BJ, and even tried to fake that by sticking her ass in my face so I couldn´t see her rubbing my dick on her cheek instead of sucking.

I had a difficult time staying hard and ended up pounding her missionary while she stared at the ceiling and looked at her watch. Obviously these low end girls don't get the benfit of the theatrical education the 100 peso girls excell at. Perhaps someone fluent in Spanish would do better. I will not repeat.

But I have not had enough of this self abuse. I will continue my pennance tomorrow. To wit:

ACA bucal completo Patricia 23 tomo todo 20p 1/2 hr

BTW, if any of you dare to go where no gringo has gone before, I'd be happy to share my list of untried addresses.

[Kuranyi]

First I have to start with the excellent food.I had an 400g steak at a restaurant in Lavalle pedestrian street for 2.50 Euro.Try it.

It is fucking hot at the moment but the women are so beautiful here.

I tried some appts.If you are not sure just ask the doormen at the entrance.Here are my expieriences which I remember:

Corrientes 1628. I do not remember the floor but the sex was quite good.She was a portena,27,beautiful face but a little belly(30A$/h).

Downstairs there is a massage casa called sirena spa;nice girls and good massage with HJ(40A$/h).Sex is available at additional 70A$.

Corrientes 1645. WARNING.This seems to be a rip-off joint.They want that you pay upfront without seeing the girls. I do not pay nothing if I do not like the girl.She said o.k. and presented me one ugly girl.I wanted to go and she said 10A$ or she would call the security.Go ahead and after one call I left the house without paying a centavo. AVOID!

Aernales 2465? So far the best one.Nice flat and 2 nice girls.I took a paraguanya.25,just worked 2 days,petite with a nice ass,long brown hair and firm small tits, for 40A$/h.Unfortunately she was quite unexperienced and that was my 2nd time this day I had a hard time to cum with the fucking condom.

Today I try one more and tommorow I am off to Sao Paulo.

More to come from bundaland!

[shtupp]

I know it was mentioned before and I've looked through the past reports and I can't find it, but could any of you tell me which apartment is it where the chicas wear schoolgirl outfits?

[Stowe]

Here is the report on Buenos Aires regarding my December vacation..

In my 5 1/2 days there I had 8 different chicas and 1 chica I had more than once. Too bad work interferred and I had such a short visit to this great city. Unfortunately, I forgot my camera so no photos.


Cele – Works independent out of an apartment with Jessica (Amanda). Both were at Santa Fe 1707. 150 pesos for 2 hours. She stayed about 2 ½ hours.

In her photograph, Cele was a rubia, however when I saw her she had dark brown hair. She was absolutely beautiful. Having natural medium brown, Cele prefers being a blond. She has a fantastic attitude, smiles, laughs and talks easily. Even though my Spanish is not very good, she tried hard to communicate.

She is 24 years old, 5’ 4” tall with very nice 34c breasts. Her nipples are long and she enjoys a lot of attention to them. Cele is a bit nasty and active (not passive during sex), which I like. She has a fantastic ass and beautiful pussy and enjoys FUTA during oral and sex-also enjoys Beso Negro on her (possible she is open to doing it, I did not ask). She likes to cum and is not difficult to make cum. The BBBJ was excellent and CIM is an option. In fact, I didn’t have to ask she just took me there. Greek is available and so enjoyable with such a beautiful ass.
Will definitely repeat.


Gabriela – Salome (150 pesos for 2 hours-stayed 2 1/2 hours)
Pretty chica with long brown hair. Very thin body with a nice figure and trimmed pussy.

Gabriela is 25, 5”3” with small breasts-about 32a. She has very long nipples with nice dark are areolas. She is a bit passive during sex and her BBBJ is just ok. Greek not on the menu and I am sure CIM is not either. She enjoys oral on her but is fairly quiet and is not easy to make cum.
Will not repeat.


Tamara – Suipacha 921 apratment (100 pesos for 1 hour)
Tamara is a very nice chica, though she is the least attractive I have ever done at an apartment, she is not unattractive, just not hot-perhaps a 6/10 in the face but an 7.5/10 in the body. She has long blond hair.

Tamara is about 26, 5’4” with 34c breasts, nipples normal size. She has a very small, tight ass. She is very active during sex, giving a nice long BBBJ with a lot of attention to the balls. She is not in a hurry and genuinely enjoys pleasing men. Greek is available depending on size but not CIM. She enjoys oral on her and wants to cum.
Will not repeat.


Salome – Guemes 3221 apartment (100 pesos for 1 hour) Actually paid for 2 hours.
Salome is very hot. An example of an apartment chica that could easily work at any of the clubs. Though a bit quiet (possibly due to my limited Spanish and her zero knowledge of English), she has a great personality and enjoys sex.

She is about 24, 5’7” with 34c breasts. Her skin is a nice creamy brown and she has a fantastic ass and sweet pussy. While she enjoys oral she does not want to cum. While doing oral with FUTA, she removed the my finger and kept pushing me away from her pussy each time she got close to cumming. Salome give a very good BBBJ and CIM is available. She enjoys greek a lot and likes it a bit hard. Sex is best in missionary so as to look at her hot face and beautiful eyes.
Will definitely repeat.


Rosa Marie - Cattos 160 pesos for 2 hours (stayed for 3 hours).
Rosie is great. We got together a number of times during my September visit. Always a sweet chica.
Great blond about 28 years old but looks much younger. Thin build with small breasts but somewhat puffy nipples. She has a beautiful and sweet fully shaved pussy that is delicious. Great BBBJ (can be CIM depending YMMV) She is the best kisser I have ever had! She has a great smile and a fantastic attitude during sex. Loves to play during sex and is an active participant and wants to orgasm. Is not difficult to make her cum. During our session, she came twice and I fucked her two times. No rush, in fact she prefers to take it slow. Ended up doing her multiple times, one time a TLN where I fucked her three times. Allows photos.
Will definitely repeat.


Paola – Santa Fe 1707 apartment (100 pesos for 1 hour)
With long brown hair and a great figure, Paola is a very pretty chica. I rate her about a 7.5/10. She has a great personality and is interested in people. Often, she initiated conversation before and after sex. There is no rush with Paola.

She is 24, 5’4” with 34c breasts and a very nice ass. She allows greek and CIM for additional pesos. Even the BBBJ is for an additional 20 pesos. Although it sucks (pun intended) it is the typical pricing policy at Santa Fe. A few more rules than other chicas, no FUTP or FUTA but she does want to cum both during oral and sex and is not difficult to make cum. BBBJ is excellent with a lot of attention to the balls. She is VERY energetic during sex, often asking me to go faster or harder.
Don’t like the rules and pricing but will probably repeat because she is fun.


Lorena – Ness (150 pesos 2 hours, stayed 2 hours)
Dickhead’s Savage Beast. Lorena is a nice chica that enjoys talking and laughing. She has a great personality and is a good conversationalist. She has long reddish-brown hair I enjoyed the warm up with her at the club.

She is about 27, 5’5” with full and firm 34c breasts. Nipples normal size. Lorena is a nasty chica-very active and responsive. She gets incredibly wet! While she loves oral sex, she is literally impossible to make cum. Spent over 30 minutes doing oral on her and while she enjoyed it, she didn’t cum. She has a unique kissing technique where she uses both her lips and teeth-interesting method that lends to a more nasty feeling to her. Her BBBJ was very good (not sure about greek or CIM, but given the way she is in bed, I would guess at least one of those would be available).
Would repeat.


Milagros – Suipacha 921 apartment (100 pesos 1 hour)
Milagros has very long almost black hair. She has very rich, dark skin and a very beautiful smile. She figure is fantastic. She enjoys pleasing her men and also enjoys conversation.

Milagros is 24, 5’3” with 34c breasts and very large nipples. She is super hot in bed and gives a breast BBBJ (not sure about CIM). She spent along time with the BBBJ slowly building up the intensity. Milagros is very active during sex and wants to try various positions and enjoys a hard pounding. Greek is great, she has a fantastic ass and enjoys greek a bit on the hard side. She is very accommodating and wants to have a good time.
Will definitely repeat.

[Stowe]

Hey Dickhead,

Wish you would reconsider. Your posts always add value. You give great information regarding new apartments and chicas at the clubs. Without that input, many of us would be hobbying blind. I appreciate all the information you have given to me in your posts.

Having said that, I understand why you might end your association with the forum. Living there, you have so much information to impart but there is little information that this forum can provide TO you, so what is the benefit?

However, this forum needs your input to maintain it's viability. That also applies to most others who either live or are very frequent visitors to Buenos Aires. Without the input of the 'experts' the forum is diminished.

Again, thanks for everything. Stay in touch.

BTW-I have seen 2 other chicas with the dimple asses. One in NEB, the other I forget where. In both cases, they were NO where near a sexy as the chica at Pelvi's. It is incredible how hot she is and those dimples just make her more so. Wish she were in the program.

Also, continue working on Sol at Piola's- perhaps someday.... What would man be like without such unattainable challenges. Besides, it's a great little fantasy she provides for both of us (and a million other men, I suppose).

Hope to visit there again soon.

Stowe

[Exon123]

Dick Head there are so many dark days here in sex prison. Many of us need your insite, wit and wisdom to brighten up our lives.

This very morning as an example. I wake up, its dark, its cold, Ive got "Wood" and theres no exceptable pussy around to Fuck, Im depressed. But I could always come here to the board and read the DickHead cronicals which always put a smile on my face.

Why are you leaving us, we Mongers need you.

At the very least you owe us a reason for leaving the WSG board.

Please reconsider.

Exon

P.S. Jackson look into this matter for all of us

[Daddy Rulz]

I'm hoping He was just drunk and will forget it in the morning. Bubba your the most entertaining poster on this board.

(actually Looking for Lefty is more entertaining if I'm in the mood for fiction)

[Beleriand]

My 3rd and last night in Bs. As.

My luck turned bad tonight. Roxana had scheduled Nicoll from the Platynum website for me.

This morning I wanted to check out her pics again and discovered that her phone number was gone and she was now unavailable... I called Roxana and she told me Nicoll had called her and confirmed.

When she arrived at the hotel at 1am (on time) she called me and asked if I could come down and pay for the cab... I was already in bed so this was not a good start.

Anyway, when I saw her I knew she was the girl from the pictures but with a few extra pounds and not so good looking. She told me she had just begun working a couple of weeks ago and that she was nervous because it was the first time she had had to go far from were she worked for an appointment. Allegedly, the cab fare was P$28 (I didn't go down to pay).

I gave her the agreed upon money (P$250 for 1.5 hours plus cab fare).

We began DFK and just when I unclipped her bra she asked if I had condoms (WTF?). She said she was so nervous that she had forgotten them! At 1am I was in no mood to go out looking for a place to buy and I really didn't want to ask for them to any of the guys in the lobby. Not for her at least. Maybe if she had really looked like in her pics.

Long story short, I asked for my money back (less cab fare) and she still had to wait for 1.5 hours until they came to pick her up.

No repeating here. Next time I am down here I will go looking for Adriana from Madahos or repeat Celene from Platynum (who, by the way, does not have a twig in her head as I stated in a previous post but a wig, he he).

There are very beautiful women here. Hope you have fun in this city (which also happens to be the most beautiful in Latin America. Bogota being the second).

Cheers!

B.