Spanish Phrases

[LA Larry]

Thanks Andres!!!

[Jaimito Cartero]

This is a great section. It's amazing at the differences in Spanish from just a few countries away. Andres, thanks for all the good tutoring!

You don't find many guide books that tell you the right way to ask to DATY!

[Andres]

LA Larry

"Quiero a la chica que se llama X en Platynum? Está ella disponible? Tiene que ser la misma chica de las fotos."

However, take into account that pimps and madams blatantly lie in order to get your money ASAP. They will show you a fake X and say "she is the girl whose pictures we posted at Platynum".

Andres

[LA Larry]

Hey Everybody--

I think it would be very helpful to post the correct way to "request" a chica over the phone and ensure we don't get sent a different one.

When I do it, I probably sound like a fumbling gringo. But it would be great to know how to say in Argentinian spanish this phrase:

"I want to see the girl named X whose photograph is on Playtynum? Is this exact girl available?"

Thanks!!!

[Stormy]

Andres,

Thank you very much.

Stormy

[Andres]

Vos conjugation

It usually uses the Spaniard 2nd person of the plural "Vosotros" taking out the "i"

Examples:
- Verb with ar: Vosotros amais -> vos amás
- Verb with er: Vosotros correis -> vos corrés
- Verb with ir: Vosotros descubrís -> vos descubrís (the same)

Remember: for 2nd person of the plural you use "ustedes" plus the conjugation of the 3rd person of the plural:

Example:
Ellos dicen -> Ustedes dicen

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Stormy]

Once again,

Would someone who speaks spanish
please comment about the vos forms below.

Thanks.

Stormy

[OttoGraham]

"Vos" is the familiar form taught as "tu" in most places. Since I was taught that way in school, I instinctively speak with the "tu" form unless I stop to think about it. Nobody in Argentina has ever failed to understand what I'm saying. Don't sweat it.

-Uncle Otto

[Stormy]

Regarding vos -

What is the regular ending with vos
for -ar, er, ir verbs?

Is there a list of the irregular verbs with vos published somewhere on the net?

Thanks

Stormy

[LA Larry]

Thanks Andres!
(PS. I've really enjoyed reading your many posts)

[Andres]

Some corrections.

1) Try to use the casual 2nd person when talking to a chica instead of the formal 2nd person. Also, many times it isn't necessary to mention the 1st person pronoun (yo) since it is implied in the verb tense.

"Quiero tu cola" (or better "Dame la cola")

"Quiero dormir"

"Sos muy linda" (linda is more used than bonita)

"No deseo tu precio por una semana, solamente por una hora"

"Sos muy linda, pero pago 150 pesos y nada mas. Si o no?"

"Mové tu culo, nena"


2) Spelling:

"Dejame solo"

"Vos sos loca" (eres goes with tú, sos goes with vos)

"Quién es tu papi?"

"Despacio".

"Tenés esposo?"

"Soy muy pobre"


3) Pussy is "concha" in Argentina.

Better to say "Quiero chuparte la concha"


4) Mamacita is too Caribbean for Buenos Aires. Mamita may be better.


Andres

[LA Larry]

Thanks Dickhead and Me Gusta.

Let's keep the ball rolling.

Yo quiero su cola.
(I want your ass)

Dame un beso.
(Give me a kiss).

(dejema solo)
Leave me alone

Yo quiero dormir
(i want to sleep)


WHAT'S THE WORD FOR PUSSY?

In Domincan spanish, you can say,

Yo quiero comer su "chocha" or "crica"
(I want to eat your pussy)

[Dickhead]

Well, if you want Argentine Spanish phrases, anything that contains "tu" as the object pronoun ain't gonna cut it, with all respect to LA Larry.

How about"

¿Vos tenés esposo? (indefinite article not used; in fact, just "¿Tenés esposo? is also correct)

Vos erés loca

Necesito una mujer como vos

And so forth.

[MeGustaBoliches]

Here are a few of my favorites:

In a boliche, while bargaining:

After she looks you in the eyes and says she wants 300dollars for an hour:

No, en serio
(no, seriously)

Es un chiste, no?
(That's a joke, right?)

No deseo su precio por la semana , solamente por la hora
(No, not the price for a week, just an hour)....this will piss them off, use only when you are ready to dump them when it appears they are holding firm to a high price.

Eres muy bonita, pero pago 150pesos Argentinos y nada mas. Si o no?
(You are very pretty, but I pay 150 pesos and nothing more. Yes or no).



In the room:

Mueve su trasero nena
(Move your ass, baby!)

?Quien es su popi?
(Who is your daddy)

Mas fuerte/despachio
(Harder!/Slower)

Cojeme mamacita, cojeme
(fuck me mama, fuck me)

[LA Larry]

Great idea Jackson cause my spanish sucks. I'll start the ball rolling and I hope/pray and encourage my fellow mongers to build this section up (for my own good).

Here is the extent of my baby-talk spanish that I use to navigate (somewhat successfully) in the club scene:

Te Quiero para siempre.
(I will love/want you forever)

Tu eres muy bonita.
(you are very pretty)

Tu eres muy joven.
(you are very young)

Tu eres muy elegante.
(You are very elegant)

My favorite to shoo pesky chicas:

Yo estoy mirando ahora mismo
(I am just looking right now.)

Vamanos ahora mismo a mi hotel.
(Let's go to my hotel right now.)

De donde eres?
(Where are you from?)

Yo quiero bailar contigo
(I want to dance with you)

Yo necesito una mujer como tu en mi vida.
(I need a woman like you in my life.

Yo necesito una mujer como tu para siempre.
(I need a woman like you forever)

Yo necesito una mujer como tu para toda la noche!
(I need a woman like all night)

Yo estoy muy cansado.
(I am very tired)

Yo estoy muy pobre.
(I am very poor!)

Tu eres loca.
(you are crazy)

Tu tienes uno esposo?
(Do you have a husband.)

(FORGIVE ANY MISSPELLINGS OR LACK OR ACCENTS OR MISTAKES!)