Catto's

[Miami Bob]

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[TejanoLibre]

And for the last time, I DO NOT ACCEPT OR ASK FOR COMMISSIONS!

GOT IT!

[Miami Bob]

She worked at black when it was a reasonable place for the money. I remember her best from Newport 7 to 8 years ago. Everytime I saw her, I got wood from just looking at her. She always got 100 pesos more than whatever the going rate was at that time.

TL likely couldn't get a free one or negociate a commission, so he spreads a nasty rumor. In heels, Jaqui is taller than TL. She is guaranteed not to have been a man during her life time. Shame on you TL. If we post all the rumors about you, your tour company would be out of business. The girl is past her shelf life and trying to make a living. Leave her alone.

If you are in the mood for a wild late 30's MILF type who can give you a porno exp or arrange a good double with a real lover-she is very bi. Jaqui is a good solid girl-no ripe offs, you will get what you pay for. She speaks good hooker english-more than enough to do the job+ but not enough for a real fluid conversation. She is brazilian and spanish is her second language, so her spanish is a bit slower and easier to understand for those who speak some spanish.

I haven't seen this girl in close to 2 years. I receive no favors or free sessions for referrals. I have re-posted because she doesn't deserve to have a nasty rumor started about her.

At cattos she will be the tall blonde with the huge hooters and butt. The botox lips look great when her nose is against your pubic bone and her tongue is moving all over the place.........she has skills and can really get into the session....if you take her as a double with one of her lovers--watch out: milf porno with you as the producer, director and star. Let her recomend the girl with you having the right to say no. Gato did this many times with amazing results. I had a few great experiences. tell her you want a jovenita--young girl so you can balance out her maturity with youth. Jaqui must be close to 40. the last time i was with her, she was still built with amazing curves and a very tight body--the ratio of butt and boobs to tiny waist would break your protractor.

GATO HUNTER KNOWS HER much better than I do. I was an off and on occasional customer. You get lots of extra points with her by repeatedly telling her she is beautiful.......the rewards are great--she knows how to say thanks for the compliment in many ways that will make you moan and have a conversation with your higher power.

[El Perro]

Definitely at Catto's and looks like a freak with those steroid lips! Bodacious body.

Wants to have a lip reduction!

Super fit!

Works out 5 days a week!

She came over just to walk my dog for 2 hours.

I have been told that she was a man before!

I have never been with her, not my style.

Looks like a porn queen!

She works at Catto's.

TL.

PS- I was told that she was a man by a very trusted "friend" of ours!

I felt her throat and could not feel an apple.

This is just what I heard!

[TejanoLibre]

Gato she is really at the triangle? Odd? She has had so much surgery how has she aged? She is very, very, very, very skilled. Very tall large botox lips. The last time I saw her was about 18 months ago, she was 500 pesos a session and as long as she was stimulated the session continued and she would expect a tip after 3 hours. I always called her cell. I got pissed off once and erased her # because she went neurotic on me and manted me to keep telling her how beautiful she is-ok but after 20 times, enough is enough. I wished that I hadn't erased her number. If you are in the mood for a late thirties sex fiend who knows how to fuckn suck with the best-Jaqui generally knows her stuff. I guess even hookers get the blues

Wants to have a lip reduction!

Super fit!

Works out 5 days a week!

She came over just to walk my dog for 2 hours.

I have been told that she was a man before!

I have never been with her, not my style.

Looks like a porn queen!

She works at Catto's.

TL

PS- I was told that she was a man by a very trusted "friend" of ours !

I felt her throat and could not feel an apple .

This is just what I heard !

[Skittenbrever]

Was there last night, . I was waved in by the door man at the distance of 30 metres while I still was on the other side of the street, . Dear, oh dear. How is this going to end up (I thought). I entered. While I saw a few very pretty girls at the entrance who automatically smiled broadly at me when I entered, I quickly proceeded to the bar. I was surprised to see a large number of elderly (mostly foreign) men sitting around, some with female company some not. The females were your typical second class (or third) , over weight, slutty looking gatitas (argentinian for 'hot' woman). As I had just passed an hour in a privado with a Paraquayian of photo model levels of beauty, I was not in the mood for this crap. My mood further worsened, when I was made to pay 50 pesos for a small glass of Coca Cola. I next headed to the farthest corner I could find, to people watch and appreciate what little female beauties there was. But the women couldn't take my umsmile-ing hint, presumably egged on by their management, I had three women one more mediocre looking than the next (to put it politely) , coming to my table with their plastic smiles, asking for a drink! 'Later. Not now" I answered. Better, keep their hope alive for their 150 peso Cocal cola or what ever drink they want. The strip tease was pretty standard, no going to each table to feel up the clients as they do in Eastern and southern Europe caressing & touching each other, no. Here they just take their clothes off and thats it! As if, I haven; t seen a naked woman before! I quickly fimished my Coke and left.

I next went to Las Canistas sub neighbourhood at Baez street, full of bars and restaurants, and full of people, and chicas, I sat in a bar with excellent rock music, took a nice Cahipirinha cocktail, eyeing up a few chicas sitting next to me, it was a open bar facing the street, and ocaasionaly a warm wind would blow in, now I was really enjoying myself. And ofcourse, the girls were fully dressed. But sexily. I; ve heard the bars in Palermo are even better. I; m heading there tonight.

My friends, if your still stuck in the micro center which has a crap night life, take a taxi and head for Palermo or La canistas (Baez street). Thats where the buenos aires 'in crowd' head for. Just join the huddled masses, and go north!

[Miami Bob]

Gato she is really at the triangle? Odd? She has had so much surgery how has she aged? She is very, very, very, very skilled. Very tall large botox lips. The last time I saw her was about 18 months ago, she was 500 pesos a session and as long as she was stimulated the session continued and she would expect a tip after 3 hours. I always called her cell. I got pissed off once and erased her # because she went neurotic on me and manted me to keep telling her how beautiful she is-ok but after 20 times, enough is enough. I wished that I hadn't erased her number. If you are in the mood for a late thirties sex fiend who knows how to fuckn suck with the best-Jaqui generally knows her stuff. I guess even hookers get the blues

[Gato Hunter]

Price update. Chica drinks 110p. My punter drink was a non nacional liquor. 80 p.

I went in there last night and as soon as I sat down I ran into the Brazilian girl that lots of us know from Newport, and Hippo Jacquelin. She was on me like white on rice and I never had a chance to say no. Her hand was down my pants grabbing my dick within 45 seconds, before I even sat down. I have known this chica for 6 years she never lets you down, if you can tolerate how freaky she is.

She has gotten ass implants recently, telling her how nice her ass is really got her going. I paid the same price as 5 years ago and she was at my place for 2. 5 hours.

[StonedDog]

Great recommendation TL!

Made my way over to Catto's last night following TLs advice. Man what A night. Hooked up with a hot little number named Alajandra (sp?). Not exactly my type, I prefer spinners, but that girl knows how to work it. Having a nice set on her helped out too.

Bar drinks a little pricy at 120p for her and 50p for me. After her sitting in my lap and grinding into me for twenty min I didn't mind at all. Had her tounge down my throat for a few more min before I caved and asked her how much.

Turns out it was cheaper then I was expecting after the bar prices. 300p for a hour and 500 for two. Won't go into the details but she earned every peso. Wouldn't leave until I had finished twice even though we where well past an hour.

Looks. 7.

Att. 8.

Service 9. (no anal)

[Esten]

I guess I wasn't up to date on this thread, because I stopped in to Cattos the other night for a quick drink on my way to Madahos, and to my surprise discovered the Peruvian sisters here (I thought they were still at Hook). And it looks like half the board has fucked one or the other... LOL

I have been with Brenda a couple times before and had a good time, so when I saw her here I decided to change my plans for the night and take her out. Paid 400 pesos for 3-4 hours. Her hair is blond now. Body is still slim and tight. Good time. 2 rounds.

There were about a dozen chicas at Cattos that night. One was a good looking blond, natural C cup who says she used to work at the Recoleta clubs. Might go back to see her.

Drink prices are 40 pesos for you, 90 pesos chica drink. For one chica drink you can take the chica out for about 1.5 hours. If it's past 1am, 2 drinks should be enough for more than 3 hours or TLN.

[Inquiring]

I would imagine that the feeling is mutual.

ROTFLMAO!

Jackson

Personal preferences are a different matter. If the agreement was that they would be gone within 1 minute of big bang and deliver pizza with 6 pack, that would be perfect!

But, unfortunately, some of us prefer some morning fun with breakfast. We were going to take them to breakfast before agreed noon-time departure.

[Jackson]

Personally I can't get rid of them fast enough. In fact 30 seconds after I cum I find myself wishing they'the turn into a 6 pack and a pizza.

I would imagine that the feeling is mutual.

ROTFLMAO!

Jackson

[El Perro]

Personally I can't get rid of them fast enough. In fact 30 seconds after I cum I find myself wishing they'the turn into a 6 pack and a pizza. If you want a Friend get a Dog.

Exon

Ha Ha. 6 pack and a pizza. I bet that's old but I've never heard it. My sentiments exactly. I love ya baby but I'll love ya more when you're not here.

I mean is the guy pissed off because the girls didn't fuck him good and scooted a little early, or pissed off because they DID fuck him good and he wanted more. Big difference.

Plus, how many girls really do the true TLN anyhow? I think expectations in that regard are often way out of line.

[Exon123]

My friend and I were in Catto's 2 days ago along with TL. TL was awesome at helping us and he helped us negotiate with the sisters. We agreed to pay the steep price of 2 drinks (80 pesos per drink for the women and 40 P. S. Per drink for us, total 500 P. S. Was paid at the club) and 350 P. S. Each for the two sisters on the condition that the girls would stay with us until 12 noon the next day. With this agreement, we left the bar around 2 am. While at our place the girls asked us to take them out for dinner. We took them to dinner and spent another 125 P. S. On dinner. After nightly action they slept with us but as soon as we all awoke at 9 am they immediately got ready and started leaving and demanded money. We argued with them that they had promised to be there until 12 noon and they cannot ask for full money if they wanted to leave 3 hours before. But, they kept arguing unreasonably and refused to honor their word. Since my friend and I were thoroughly pissed off and didn't want to see their lying faces, we just paid them the full 700 pesos (350 for each) and let them go.

Hate these promise-breakers and clock watchers.

Personally I can't get rid of them fast enough. In fact 30 seconds after I cum I find myself wishing they'the turn into a 6 pack and a pizza. If you want a Friend get a Dog.

Exon

[El Perro]

My friend and I were in Catto's 2 days ago along with TL. TL was awesome at helping us and he helped us negotiate with the sisters. We agreed to pay the steep price of 2 drinks (80 pesos per drink for the women and 40 P. S. Per drink for us, total 500 P. S. Was paid at the club) and 350 P. S. Each for the two sisters on the condition that the girls would stay with us until 12 noon the next day. With this agreement, we left the bar around 2 am. While at our place the girls asked us to take them out for dinner. We took them to dinner and spent another 125 P. S. On dinner. After nightly action they slept with us but as soon as we all awoke at 9 am they immediately got ready and started leaving and demanded money. We argued with them that they had promised to be there until 12 noon and they cannot ask for full money if they wanted to leave 3 hours before. But, they kept arguing unreasonably and refused to honor their word. Since my friend and I were thoroughly pissed off and didn't want to see their lying faces, we just paid them the full 700 pesos (350 for each) and let them go.

Hate these promise-breakers and clock watchers.

Yeah, but did they fuck and suck ya good?