2004 Reports - Edited

[Dickhead]

Yesterday was one of my most awesome days in BA. After an excellent lunch at Plaza Asturrias (Avenida de Mayo y Salta across the street from Bar Iberia), I went to Guemes 3221 to get reacquainted with Salome (aka Ailen, aka Yael). What a nice gal.

Now Guemes has been remodeled. It was closed for a month. It is much nicer now, with all new beds, new wallpapaper, and a better stereo. Of course I am such a Dickhead I didn't even notice any of this until Salome pointed it out. The bed was very nice. Every bed should come with a sweet 5'7" morocha already installed. Her BJ was covered this time. That never happened before. I did not inquire as to why and it was very good anyway.

As the fat madam, Araceli, was escorting me to the elevator, once the door shut to the apartment the corridor was completely dark. I took this opportunity to grab her and kiss her and pat her ass. Then the hall light went on and I said "Te aproveche' en la oscuridad" (I took advantage of you in the dark). She giggled and said "Now I won't be able to sleep tonight."

Then I went to Pelvi's and had a few whiskeys while my dick got hard again. Then I went to The Clover and had a few too many Guinnesses. We went out to eat in deserted restaurant at Godoy Cruz 1823 called El Andaluz. Empty restaurants are usually a bad sign but the food was very good. I enjoy having my personal sommelier on hand as I enjoy wine but know nothing about it.

Then off to Nuevo Estilo. This time I wasn't letting Antonela get away. I really did a number on her this time. I also got the tall blond waitress, Rubia, who has spurned my affection in the past, to agree to go with me on some future visit. Note that short blond cheerleader waitress Laura has been canned.

I love Nuevo Estilo and when I die I want my ashes scattered over Antonela and Pamela as they do their lesbiana show.

I took Cialis last night and I am horny as hell so I think I will go to Maipu' 429 after lunch.

[Cuanto Cuesta]

Hello El Flaco, This is your old neighbor. Sorry you are leaving.

I am sure all of the beautiful chicas here will cry for you.

Yeterday, at Cafe Orleans , had a great experience with a chica I had not seen much. When I asked her why; she said (what else)

I don´t come in there much in the middle of the month. Now It is the beginning of the month, and rent, water, electricty, and telephone bills are all due ¨

Thus another data point for the eternal monger debate about wheather there really are semi pro chicas just trying to make ends meet at rent time.

[El Flaco]

It is Austral Winter in BsAs, and the city has a different look altogether. People looks busier and perhaps less friendly in their quick walking on the avenidas, and girls aren't showing much of their goods and cause your head to spin every 10 meters like in the summer.
The fog is lining the city tonight, and you may think all this makes life grim in here.
This is not the case, as the good life we know and enjoy is going pretty much undisturbed. Still genereous, totally sex driven girls are populating the apartments, still unhappy wives or single mothers are going in masses to the best boliches to earn a well deserved economical indipendence.
I'm leaving soon for my annual stay in Europe and compiling my own 'Best of BsAs 2003-2004'. The absolute winner, Brazilian N., is unfortunately not available anymore. After a crazy summer of love she decided to be back with her housband, and cannot even be called without incurring in the irate guy reclaiming his ownership. Sigh.
Still some good news. First, I suggest you guys take a look at this website bairesgirls.com.ar, that is pretty much the only one with authentic pictures and an uncensored discussion forum. There aren't so many girls but I can reccomend Augustina, pretty face, BIG beautiful natural breast and a wild sex drive. 100 pesitos an hour, very well spent. I think anything goes with this girl.
And, my latest sweet find, F. of Catto's. She's a slim 20yrs old, great body, pretty face with bedroom hazelnut eyes, with the natural vocation to be your slutty GF for an hour, a night or more. She has a need for the money so make sure you make her happy first under this aspect, after that is all pure great fun.
I will add others as they resurface to my memory. One last recommendation for those of you planning your next trip, please give a look at the Apartments section. Jackson is renting his own, and there are other great opportunities to catch there as well.
Take care!

[Andres]

Exon:

The process is whimpsical, or at least it depends on the officers' whims of that day. I know of people who make less than ar$1500 a month get their visas, while people without a visa application background were rejected even if in their mid 60s and owning a company at BA.

If you speak English, traveled before to the States and know where you want to go, it easier to convince the officer than if you don't know anything about the US (including the language) and pretend that you want to visit the country (besides going to Disneyworld, where you have to bring your kids and thus show support for their tickets and accomodations expenses).

In any case, bringing a chica North has significant chances of becoming a headacke: If the chica stays at your place and decides that she want to overstay her visa and build her "American Dream", you may be in trouble with the INS because of concealing an illegal alien. Besides, things may get worse if you threat them to report their behavior, since a chica could get mad and report your "business arrangements" with her, and use that advantage to ask you to buy her "this and that".

I know, I know... many can call me paranoid or too disrespectful to these ladies, but remember that several of them live in their own fantasy, hardly distinguishing it from truth. Many of you may know the history of a college student who received a generous support from a monger and, because of jealousy or who-knows-what, threw the relation to a trashcan. And I mention a monthly support that she could hardly make anywhere else. So if a chica can be that crazy to undermine her financial support, why wouldn't she jeopardize her legal condition abroad and create a story of a cheap soup-opera?

I hardly remember someone who had a great experience by bringing chicas home, and many discourage such idea.

Hope this helps,

Andres

[Exon123]

Exon Reporting: The Visa Game. First let me thank all the Mongers that PM'ed me regarding their advice. There were probably 30 responces to my call for help. Heres the bad news Mongers. Its next to impossiable for a working girl chica to get a Visa from our US Embassy in Buenos Aires. Basicly the girl has to prove it would be an economic hardship for her to remain in the USA ilegaly on a US Visa. She pretty much has to prove she has a better live in Argentina than she ever would have in the USA. So based on the fact that working girls don't have any money, (thats why their working), theirs really no possibility. A marriage Visa takes months to get and is only good for 90 days, then you have to marry them or their out. Not an Option. Im my case I sent $300. by Western Union down to Mayra. $100 to Mayra as a commission for her time and trouble and $200 to my chica for expense's. Mayra has a Visa and has helped girl friends get them, so she knows the process. So I wanted Mayra to help coach my Chica as to what to say. The Visa alone is $100, non-refundable, plus pictures, ect,ect. My gal had all the tickets except one, she didn't have a real job. This was doctored up. She owned her own apartment, had two minor kid's ages 10 & 13. Even had her own credit card. Theres was no way she could have stayed in the United States. The Interviewer told her NO. I latter recieved some insider information that she really didn't have any good reason to come to the USA and she made to much money, as she reported 5000 pesos per month income. This was to much money for an Argentine employer to pay. Only international companys paid that kind of money. So bottom line the only way to get one up here is to fly them to Northern Mexico hire a "Coyote" and smuggle her across. Something that would invite a long stay in one of our Federal Prisons if caught. Again Not an Option ---- Your comments Please ---- Exon

[Dickhead]

I made my first visit to Santa Fe 1707. We had flipped a coin; heads was 1707 and tails was Maipu' 429. Heads it was.

Madam Silvia was very nice. Girls were available but rooms were not. The decor was not promising in any event so my sidekick and I viewed the four available, all of whom were acceptable but of whom two were superior to the other two. So, I told the madam "dos para llevar" which she found amusing.

Mine was Andrea, Porten~a, 21 years old, very nice muscular type body although she said she did not exercise. Could have fooled me. Not GFE, CBJ but a good one, a lot of acting and fake moaning and shit which is OK I guess. A decent choice but probably not a repeat for me. 100 la hora plus I gave her 10 for the cab but watching from the window they clearly walked back and pocketed the cab fare, which is fine.

Note that the 80 pesos 45 minute option is not available for take out.

It's great to be back. Let's hope it's for good this time.

[Luv Ass]

REPORT # 2 - DAY 1.5

GIRL#3 - Angie

Still sufferring from some jet lag, I took a nap and woke up at 2:00 am and thought I'd get something to eat. Headed up towards Hooters and stopped in at Newport where things were jamming, live band, wall to wall chicas. Sat down and ordered a burger and a beer, not really looking for any action. Started a conversation with girl sitting next to me who looked great, beautiful, blonde hair, rather tall, spoke decent English. Because of her pleasant personality, I just couldn't help to have her join me. Following the wisdom of some of the masters here about "letting the chica pick you" I thought I should just go with it. And it is true! So we chatted in between songs and she told me she worked days in a place nearby. She offered to help me find a girl there if I wanted but I told her I liked her a lot. I asked her what services she offered and she said that she just likes to go with the flow. She then floored me by telling me she was 38 when she looked maybe 28 or so. We were having such a good time and it felt right so we left for my apartment in her car after negotiating $150 pesos for a short time since it was already 4:30am.

We held hands on the way to her car and once inside long, sensual, lover's kisses ensued. Once we arrived and got into the elevator even more DFK and full body contact. This was going to be good.

I put on the mood with a new album I had recently created called Kama Sutra which makes for a very approprite background for any romantic moments as she readied herself in the bathroom. She came back naked and into the bed, continuing our very passionate kissing and feeling. She became very responsive to me and began a great, deep BBBJ. After a few minutes she got into a 69 position, very tasty and fresh while I licked her clit and ass to with she responded with even more moaning and doing the same to me. This continued to build a passion between us eventualy leading to her getting on top in a cowgirl position(covered of course) and then a reverse cowgirl giving me a beautiful view and access to her ass. I grabbed some lube and proceeded to finger her ass and heard her moan even more. She fell forward, encouraging me to continue my full assalt on her at the same times as my thumb was now deep in her ass. Hearing her close to orgasm I pulled out of her front and slid completely into her ass to which she started screaming even louder as she started her orgasm. This was all I could take as I thrust as deep as I could into her ass. God, I just love these Argentinian women. So different than most American girls.

She loved it as much as I did and we hugged and kissed afterwards. She gave me her number and I would definitely repeat and recommend. So far, 3 for 3 and I am very happy. Looks 7, Attitude 10.

[Dickhead]

Night 2 report: Started at the former Kurvos, whatever it is now called (edit: Hot Point). The good thing about this place is it is either immediately hit or immediately miss. This time was miss. Oh yeah, earlier we looked in on Newport but it was a no hoper.

Then to Ness. Gender imbalance there but there is an interesting tall Asian looking gal who was greeting at the door but was later determined to be available. She is on my to do list. Can't recall her name right now.

On to Hooks but I remain suspicious of this place and the same mercenary ho bartender was there. I made a big show of counting my change and holding each bill up to the light and did not even consider tipping her. Gender ratio was OK here but quality was unimpressive. I did talk to one nice gal but she didn't give me a hard on so it was on to Catto's.

Here I had to be careful due to having a steady GFE there that I don't want to mess up. However, my sidekick had left Hooks before me to do reconaissance and reported that the coast was clear. I quickly selected a previously preheated spinner that had a Mickey Mouse recommendation and got her out of there just ahead of a fellow monger who was a bit late for his appointment. Sorry buddy! She was a stalwart performer with a nice small body and a good attitude. Catto's is consistently the best of the Triangle places IMHO. Much more friendly and down to earth.

So things are going well but I gotta have some big tits pretty soon. They are in short supply here and there is a lot of false advertising, tit-wise.

[Havrum]

Misadventures in Buenos Aires: Chapter 1

It was a Thursday night and I set out to visit as many boliches as I could. I had only visited a couple of different clubs in the past of varying quality and this night I wanted to go to 4 or 5 different ones. I started out early, at about 10PM and the adventure would last the rest of the night and morning.

In the past I wasn't in the habit of mongering here in Buenos Aires since I had been living here with a steady girlfriend and had been studying and working full time. My girlfriend was a prostitute whom I made the mistake of falling in love with (happens far more often than guys on here would ever admit). After being together for a few months, and the both of us making vows fidelity in which she quit prostitution, worked another job and I would gave her a some support with bills, I later learned that she had continued in prostitution on an irregular basis. My heart was broken but I should have known better in the first place, a mistake of the naive.

She said that she hated prostitution, which was perhaps a half-truth, yet she continued anyway when she had no financial or other necessity to do so. She was young yet she was already enmeshed in this lifestyle, all of her friends were prostitutes and her total life had revolved around prostitution for a couple of years. I also had serious doubts that she was capable of any true feeling of intimacy or passion with a man. The first few nights we had together were ones of incredible passion and sex. But after we had been seeing each other regularly, and the financial incentive was removed, it is like she lost interest in sex and became disinterested. With many prostitutes there is the thrill of the hunt, of getting a man in a club, pleasing him in every way imagineable, and extracting as much money as possible from him. Of course the relationship is reciprocal as mongers have the same thrill, of going from club to club and sleeping with as many different girls as possible. Its not so much about having a great experience with one person, which can be repeated over and over and grow stronger with the passage of time, but of sleeping with as many people as possible. Its the same with the chicas, in which case the incentive is money, as it is with the mongers, in which the incentive is pleasure. Both are probably completely incapabale of having a regular, monogomous relationship.

Early on in my trip I decided that I didn't want to go down this road of mongerdom, instead prefering having just one woman, but I had already taken a bite of the apple in the past and the desire was already in side of me. The adventure, the thrill, encountering and sleeping with as many women as I could in a modern day Sodom, yes, that was what I desired to do.

Which brings us to the aformentioned night. I had a list of clubs that I wanted to visit, taken from the list on this forum and the first one on the list was Affaire Puyreddon, close to Avenida Cordoba in Barrio Norte. I walked into the club at about 10:30 which is very early by boliche standards. Half of the women were gorgeous and all had oustanding bodies. For those who have never visited Buenos Aires, don't be fooled by the talk on this forum of 5's, 6's and 7's and a "lowering of quality". These people are seriously jaded on looks after years of mongering and have far higher standards than just about everyone else. The women do certainly vary from club to club and chica to chica, and there are some ugly and average chicas here and there, but overall women are generally young, beautiful and have incredible bodies. Just browse the platynum.com.ar website to see what I mean.

I was the only customer in the place and there were about 15-20 chicas standing around. After 5 minutes of having entered the club, to which there was a 20 peso charge including two drinks, all 15 of the chicas had lined up around the bar with their knees on the bar stools and their asses high in the air. Most only had thongs on with pulled up skirts and their asses were almost all incredibly round and voluptous, straight out of a rap video. There were all types of women, brown, light, tall, small, blond, brunette, but all had great asses. It is a sight etched into my memory and shows how unbelievable Buenos Aires is.

I talked with a couple of the women and learned that the prices were 80 pesos for 30 minutes, 110 for 45 minutes and 150 pesos for one hour. There were rooms upstairs although it was possible to take a chica to your hotel, though not very affordable since the boliche charges 150 for each hour. I learned that there wasn't much negotiation and all the chicas charged the same price. 80 pesos is a good price for a quick session with one of these beauties, and I was incredibly aroused and tempted, but the night was too young to end now.

After walking out of Affaire Puyreddon I took a cab to Cocodrillo about 10 blocks away. Cocodrillo has an expensive entry charge of 30 pesos although it is probably possible to 15 or 20 pesos by negotiating with the door man. I arrived somewhat early at 11:30 and the place was just starting to get going with about 10 chicas. After an hour of relaxing, drinking and talking at about 12:30, the place was booming with about 30-40 chicas and about half as many customers. I think that most of the customers were Argentinians since the place is off the beaten tourist path, and I saw very few men leave with a woman.

Cocodrillo was a very interesting place, and I would like to visit more if often if the entry wasn't so expensive. The atmosphere was like a party atmosphere and almost all of the people seemed to be having a great time. There was a lot of dancing, there were several lesbians feeling and kissing each other and no one seemed to be bored except for a few people sitting in the corner. There were a lot of women there of all types ranging from beautiful to ugly, old to young. Cocodrillo overall had much less attractive women than other clubs I had been to, but it was still pretty good. Also many of the women seemed like they had been in the business for some time and were hardened, but many had great personalities anyways.

While I was there I was propositioned by a number of women. One group of three ladies who wouldn't leave me alone for some time wanted me to take all three of them right now, hopping and dancing around saying that they all had a lot of energy and appetite for sex. Anything is possible in this city. After about the fifth time of declining they went about hopping around, dancing and rubbing bodies with the tightly packed crowd.

I left Cocodrillo at 1 AM and went to Salome, another boliche only about 10 blocks away in Palermo. Salome is a very tightly packed space consisting of an upstairs and a basement level. The club is somewhat isolated from other clubs and as far as I could tell all of the customers there were Argentinians or South American nationals. There were about 30-40 chicas and another 15-20 customers. The entry was cheap, only 10 pesos, but the chicas drink was 30 pesos. Like Cocodrillo the club was a mix of women ranging from unnattractive to very attractive. The atmosphere was also similar to Cocodrillo with a really festive atmosphere. After spending about 1 hour I went Hook in Microcentro, close to a bunch of other boliches.

By the time I had gotten to Hook I was in a half drunken stupor. I talked and danced with a couple of different chicas and finally settled upon one. She had a nice body but her face was fairly unnattractive and she had a goofy manner about her. Although I had seen many women far more attractive that night, and in Hook itself, In my half drunken stupor I didn't really notice or care. We agreed on 150 pesos, with no mention of the time and off we went. It was 3:00 AM when we arrived at an Albergue Transitorio, which is a temporary hotel for sex. I paid for two hours and we ended up staying for four. First we deep french kissed, felt and rubbed against each other in the jacuzzi for some thirty minutes after which having sex in just about every position. After sex we slept and cuddled for a couple hours before being hassled by the hotel attendant that our time was way past due. She was a really cool person, totally unconcerned with the time or anything else and was just enjoying the moment as was I. She gave me her number and asked me to go dancing on Saturday night and we departed together in a taxi.

Buenos Aires! What a city.

To be continued...

[Luv Ass]

DAY ONE IN HEAVEN...

After my long grueling 20 hour flight I finally arrive at BA at 5:00pm. El Flaco had his driver pick me up at the airport (part of the premimum package deal they do). Soon I was in my aparment in Recoleta and settled in.

GIRL#1 - Bera

I had emailed a few new girls I saw on deseosadultos.com.ar that spoke English and thought I'd try one that responded, Milu who is also Berania - on gemidos - http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/images/escorts/mujeres/berania/03.jpg. I emailed her prior to meeting about rate and services, $50 US/per hr for completo. She spoke a little english but says she can read and write english much better so that's the best way if your Spanish is a bit limited like mine is.

I called to let her know I arrived and she arrived promptly at 8:00pm as planned. She started off with a nice DFK to start, a very good sign, I thought. A quick tour of the apartment lead us into the bedroom where some more DFK soon occurred. I went in the other room and selected some appropriate music when I came back she was stripped down to her thong. A beautiful face (actually better than her pics), very long hair and a great, thin, body. Small breasts but nice dark, perky nipples, flat stomach and tight, petite ass, which I just love for anal. We kissed passionately for a while and she began moaning as I kissed her neck and ears. Then she proceeded to give me a good but CBJ (the only negative in my book). I got her positioned laying between my legs and she took my instruction well, no hands, letting me hold her head and guide my cock deeper into her mouth, getting some good deep throat at times.
Then, I recipricated with some oral on her. She was very clean and tasty and was really getting turned on. I rolled her over and began my "beso negro" to which she groaned in response which really got me hard. Slowly slid a finger in her ass but she was a bit sensitive yet so I rolled her over and licked her clit while working my finger and more lube into her. When the time was right I rolled her over again in to the doggy position and entered her conventionally while working my thumb deeper now into her ass which was getting more relaxed. Now, she is getting moaning more and more and I want her ass and she lies on her side to offer me entry. She is still very tight and takes me into her ass herself. I allow her to get me into her and then very slowly start to work in and out. I start to play with her clit but she takes over on her own as concentrate on penetrating her deeper. Its feeling all to good now and soon I am grabbing her ass and pounding as deep as I can as I can feel that she is getting close to her own orgasm. Soon, we are cumming together which is so intense. In my book its the best anal, when a girl cums with you as you know she is enjoying it too and not faked. Afterwards we cuddled and kissed and it was I who reminded her of the time.

GIRL # 2 - Yessica at Hook

I quickly took a shower as I was hungry and went to Hooters to see what was happening there. Git some OK food and not much going on there so decided to check out Madahos. Was there about 10:30pm and paid the 35 pesos entry fee. Looked around and was not much happening. The girls that were there just seemed pretty much pros. I got the feeling that I was going to be a hit or miss so took a taxi to Catto's. No entrance fee and lots of girls, not many guys. Girls I talked to said Friday is always a slow nite because the husbands have to spend it with their families so that seemed to be the best for us mongers.

Found quite of few nice girls that spoke some english but I was feeling picky and decided to check out Hook next door. No entrance fee again and lots of younger chicas than Cattos. Ran into Yessica, the girl from Paraguay that I saw before and I knew what I would get from before. So I bought her a drink and began to get affectionate with her. After a few minutes of kissing and groping I was ready again so we split and headed back to my apartment for some total GFE, lots of kissing, great thin body, 69'ed til she came and then she BBBJ with CIM. Cuddled afterwards, no rush at all but my jet lag was catching up with me so Iet her go early. $150 pesos with $10 pesos tip for 2 hours.

Now my only dilemma is how to handle Yessica when I go back to Hook and want to try out some of the other girls there without offending her. Any advice from those who have been there?

Well that's concludes day one. Forgive me for the lengthly, detailed report but I wanted to get this all down so I wouldn't forget anything. Let me know if this is too detailed for everyone.

Hmmm... has anyone had Irina, Jackson's busty girl with her own thread? Love to try her while I am here. Feedback anyone?

Luv Ass

[MoonDog]

Smitty,

It was good to meet you, and glad to have been able to help.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

[Dickhead]

I thoroughly enjoyed my first night back in BA. Anyone in the vicinity, PM me if you are up for fun and games. I plan to be here for a good long while.

[Smitty]

I neglected to mention in my recent report that I went on an excursion to the countryside with el jefe and a group of others to deliver ovens to several comedores. We spent the day unpacking, constructing, and installing these ovens, to the great delight of the poor souls running these places.

I learned that these kitchens receive little or no help from the government, and that they play an important role in feeding the children who come there (the schools do not provide lunch).

I encourage everyone to send money to Jackson's charity effort - even small amounts go a long way (easy to do with PayPal).

Smitty

[Knuckhead]

Oh....The wonderful semi-"virginal" Irina! I almost forgot that this chica nearly KILLED me in late March. She just about made me think I was her first referral from Argentina Private, but alas...the jefe himself shook me back to reality. At any rate, I had nearly as much fun writing about her here as I did meeing with her.

Whatever the case may be, if you like small real blondes, do NOT miss out, fellow mongers!

[Flexible Horn]

DFB

If you go to Argentina main page TABLE OF CONTENTS, scroll down and you will find CHICA GALLERY IRINA, Jackson has downloaded 11 pictures of IRINA.

FH