2004 Reports - Edited

[JavMav]

Thanks for the responses. Told you I went to public schools. Worse, I send my kids there, too...

So CuttySark and Newports aren't ALL bad. Cool. Met the love of my life there. Hoping to bring her to the Mansion on Sunday.

So Hook, Cattos and Ness. I think I'm going to make a list of every establishment I can find on these pages and post a poll. Don't worry, I'll put in on Nibo's board where nobody will have to see it.

I've got to buy Dickhead a beer or 15. Andrew Dice Clay meets Bs As. Of all the boards of all the countries and states of all the boards I've had to read, DH's posts are simply the best. I don't care if I or anybody agrees with every opinion. He is true to his, and should be revered!

The plan is coming into view. First, try to weasel my way into the mansion party on Sunday afternoon. Will try to bring my Miriam, but only half hoping she can come. Later to the triangle/quadrangle and Recoletta to see Newports again. Go to Orleans late Monday morning. Offer DH prices for a 10am fling. Get a massage at the hotel (1/2 price for my colleagues, I think), then find one of the board favorites at an apartment. Sleep, then fly home, be happy for two days, then fret about arranging my next 'business' trip.

Of course, plans always change.

[Stormy]

Those in the know always say "Triangle". Unfortunately the naming rights are held by a street hooker named Yolanda who works the "magic bench" on Marcelo T. de Alvear in from Cerrito. She is willing to negotiate, but the bidding starts at 1000 pesos. Upstarts think they can come and call it anything, but they need to check with Yolanda.

Doubt if this helps

Stormy

[Dickhead]

That mixes apples (privados) and oranges (boliches), unless of course you want to thrown in Pipper's Pub. On second thought, let's throw Pipper's Pub out. Way, way, out. But anyway since there are (at least) two privados in Suipacha 921 it becomes a type of geometric anomaly.

Perhaps a different triangle would be in order: three girls from Suipacha 921. Should be able to get that for 150 for 40 minutes, I'd think.

Hey Stormy I know you are reading this so perhaps you could suggest another type of triangle (MMA). Ha ha.

[Knuckhead]

As long as JavMav is getting such a stellar response to his request for information, I thought he'd be better off learning the proper name for the "triangle"!!

I'd like to call the "Triangle" the "Quadrangle". Here's why!

Knuckhead

[El Aleman]

JavMav,

On the English version of EscortsArgentina, most girls quote U$S 100,- for short time (ca. 1 hr). The Spanish version has no price at all. Interesting, because that clearly shows it's a gringo price, so nobody should pay it.

And there is no need to pay that. prices are subject to negotiation, and most of these girls will be happy to visit you for A$R 15,,- to 200,-. Spanish skills of course help.

In your case, with the very limited time available, I suggest to contact Roxana, give her a list of maybe 3 .. 5 names and phone numbers of internet girls, and ask her to make you a "welcome appointment" just after your arrival. There are some gems on the net, like Gabi and Bruna (own experience) or Alexia (very good reports ) from said web site. Of course, you have no idea of the girl's personality, just her looks, on the other side it also can happen with a club girl that she makes a great show in the boliche to convince you, and turns out rather dull later.

have fun!

El Alemán

[MoonDog]

Okay, I'm down to T minus 6 days for my arrival. I haven't been for 3 years, I only have 36 hours, I may not be back for a couple of months, and I DON't want to blow it. I've RTFB over and over, but I went to public schools.

So, I'm going to make some statements, and, perhaps, my misunderstandings can be corrected:

"The Triangle" is comprised of several Boliches. Notably Cattos, Madahos and Black. All have roughly a $A25 entrance fee, Cattos is the least expensive overall at $A150 minus the Dickhead factor, if you are good. Madahos a bit more, and quality is reported down. Black a little/ a lot more, never reported worth the price here. All seem to be rather stringent on service time.

Bottom line, Cattos seems to be the best value among Boliches.

No. The triangle is Cattos, Hook, and Ness. Black is totally separate, as is Madahos.

"The Mansion" is a private Jackson deal, although sometimes members are invited for dinners and parties.

Read "The Mansion" thread.

Cuttysark is in the tank.

No

Orleans is more miss than hit.

No, varies with time of day, your mood, her mood, your attitude, her attitude, your wallet, her need.

Newports has become the wild, wild west. YMMV from a great experience to getting robbed. The price is no longer a bargain compared to the boliches. There are not other clubs like Newports that are a good value.

Still good.

Street girls are problematic.

Avoid

The only reliable internet site for escorts is www.escorts-argentina.com. The prices listed are usually $300 for a half day (US Dollars, I think). There are almost no reviews of girls from here (although I'm sure there is some overlap). It is the opinion of this board that, aside from being far less fun, they are not a good value, either.

Wrong on all counts. Negotiate, also try www.area-vip.com.ar and www.gemidos com. www.escorts-argentina.com will always have accurate pictures.

So, it would seem that the apartamentos continue to be a great value, particularly if you follow guidance for location/girls reviewed here, during the day. Of course, I assume most will be closed on Sunday. All the clubs are fun to see at night, but the best prices are at Cattos, then Madahos.

The "best" all depends on your perception. Nothing is certain in this hobby, except that you meet some very beautiful girls in a very short amount of time. With a little bit of effort, you can have a great time.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

[Dickhead]

"The Triangle" is comprised of several Boliches. Notably Cattos, Madahos and Black. All have roughly a $A25 entrance fee, Cattos is the least expensive overall at $A150 minus the Dickhead factor, if you are good. Madahos a bit more, and quality is reported down. Black a little/ a lot more, never reported worth the price here. All seem to be rather stringent on service time.

Bottom line, Cattos seems to be the best value among Boliches.

All the clubs are fun to see at night, but the best prices are at Cattos, then Madahos. Mav

Madaho's and Black are in Recoleta and not in the Triangle which is in the Microcenter and comprises Catto's, Ness, and Hook. Hook is where you can get the maximum amount of counterfeit money possible and has the added bonus of the world's biggest kunt for a bartender. There are no covers at any of those three places.

Madaho's has the highest prices in town except for maybe Black. By no means is it the next cheapest place than Catto's.

Suerte,

DH

[Stormy]

JavMav

Your summation is reasonable except:

The Triangle is Cattos, Hook, and across the street Ness. None charges a cover to enter. Drinks are 12 p at Cattos, 15 at Ness and I can't remember Hook because I don't usually go there. Drinks for the girls are 25 at Cattos and 30 at Ness. Madahos is not in the Triangle, which is about 900 Suipacha, or near the corner of Suipacha and Paraguay. Madahos is up in Recoleta near the cemetery and Black is also in Recoleta near the Alvear Hotel. 150 is reasonable in Catto and Ness plus a drink for the girl for one to two hours. (If you have some Spanish and have had the Dickhead Seminar for Pussy Investors (DSPI) there may be considerable variance.

Don't forget 921 Suipacha, an apartment almost across the street from Cattos. Floor 6C . Excellent service at 100 p. for an hour.
Also, 1707 Santa Fe has been very good for me.

Orleans can be excellent in the afternoons, I don't think much of it at night.
There can be outstanding people at Excedra late in the evening.
Newport is totally open; there may be some risk there. Street girls can be fine with specific recommendations, otherwise why spend the time investigating?

Hope this helps

Stormy

[MoonDog]

I am going to be in BA this first few weeks of Jan. Probably around the 5th-14th but I heard everyone leaves? I have never been so I am kind of bummed if that is the situation as I was looking forward to meeting some beautiful South American beauties. Maybe some good clubs will be going on still? Well any advice would be great and if anyone else will be there I would like to meet if interested.

Thanks and take care!

Cali

California Guy,

If you want to met he beautiful babes during that time, head over to Punte Del Este.

[JavMav]

Okay, I'm down to T minus 6 days for my arrival. I haven't been for 3 years, I only have 36 hours, I may not be back for a couple of months, and I DON't want to blow it. I've RTFB over and over, but I went to public schools.

So, I'm going to make some statements, and, perhaps, my misunderstandings can be corrected:

"The Triangle" is comprised of several Boliches. Notably Cattos, Madahos and Black. All have roughly a $A25 entrance fee, Cattos is the least expensive overall at $A150 minus the Dickhead factor, if you are good. Madahos a bit more, and quality is reported down. Black a little/ a lot more, never reported worth the price here. All seem to be rather stringent on service time.

Bottom line, Cattos seems to be the best value among Boliches.

"The Mansion" is a private Jackson deal, although sometimes members are invited for dinners and parties.

Cuttysark is in the tank.

Orleans is more miss than hit.

Newports has become the wild, wild west. YMMV from a great experience to getting robbed. The price is no longer a bargain compared to the boliches. There are not other clubs like Newports that are a good value.

Street girls are problematic.

The only reliable internet site for escorts is www.escorts-argentina.com. The prices listed are usually $300 for a half day (US Dollars, I think). There are almost no reviews of girls from here (although I'm sure there is some overlap). It is the opinion of this board that, aside from being far less fun, they are not a good value, either.

So, it would seem that the apartamentos continue to be a great value, particularly if you follow guidance for location/girls reviewed here, during the day. Of course, I assume most will be closed on Sunday. All the clubs are fun to see at night, but the best prices are at Cattos, then Madahos.


Offer still stands for drinks Sunday afternoon night. Just tell me when and where.

Mav

[Hefe]

I have a citibank card and I was able to pull out 1800 pesos at the citibank atm, 2 times of 900 pesos each. There is a citibank within 1 or 2 blocks of blacks The good about using the citibank card at the citibank atm, is that the machine will state how much in us funds they will charge you before you take out the money. When I was there, the atm gave me a better rate than changing at the cambios. When i inspected my statements, I noticed using other atm cards, I got a lower rate and also using credit cards, sometimes I was charged a 3 percent spread using amex or other cc's

[AllIWantIsLove]

(As this involves our hobby, I can't very well ask this in an HTML oriented forum.)

I think that a lot of the information contained in the escort sites could be better organized. Like in a spreadsheet format. For some sites I've looked at I can see where the information is comming from. But Area-Vip has me stumped. If I view the source for http://www.area-vip.com.ar/area/area-vip.htm it looks to me like the three frames are defined by src="titulo.htm", src="menu.htm", and src="menu2.htm". But none of those three files defines the main part of the window, i.e. the largest section with the photos of 8 girls. How do I figure out the name of the file which provides that source?

Thanks,

Bob

[Dickhead]

Friday night I was in a regular bar whose name I will not reveal because I am a selfish fuck head and I don't want all you guys going in there. Anyway I discovered a secret corner of the place and there was a table with what looked like some hookers. I was very drunk (they make huge martinis there for 9 pesos and I poured two of those onto a good base coat of beers) and so I am unclear on the sequence of events but I think it was one of the cooks who said he could introduce me and so then I was talking to Elizabeth from Morón. She said 50 US and I said nah, I don't negotiate in dollars and I like to pay 100 pesos so she said fine, indicating to me that I could have gotten her for less. But I have no problem paying 100 pesos.

OK so then we get to my place and she heads for the bathroom and I head to where I hide my money to get another 50 pesos. She came out of the bathroom real quick and surprised me. She asked me if I was hiding my money so she wouldn't rob me and I said that I was UNhiding some money for her. BTW I have changed the hiding place just in case, but she really didn't see the hiding place per se anyhow.

Service was good. I had told her I was drunk and had been with another woman earlier in the day and that I wasn't promising anything but just wanted to kiss and get BJ'd for a while, and we would see what happened. She said she was a good kisser and proved it in the bar. BJ was quite nice and I did get it up to fuck her for a while but I couldn't finish and then she BJ'd me some more and then she left. Not a clock watcher and gave me her number but I was too drunk to know if she was good looking or ugly so I might not call her, plus she doesn't live in town anyhow. I think she might have been around 32 or so and I'm 99% sure she was a morocha but other than that it is kind of vague.

Saturday my attorney and I went to Norte and bought 14 quarts of beer at 15% off, which was all we could carry. A bonus was that whoever used the bottle return machine before we did, did not take their ticket = 3.48 peso cost savings. Then on advice of counsel I began to drink copiously and we went to the mansion to swim. That is the first time I have actually made it into the pool and it was very nice. One of the twins showed up and asked me, "¿Toro Rojo, cuándo vas a aprovecharme?" so I said how about RIGHT NOW and off we went. She told me that the other twin is "operada" = fake tits. Who the hell knows? She was a very good fuck.

Then I was going to fuck Mariela but was advised she might not be happy with 100 pesos and since she is not any better looking than the twin or the masseuse, and since her performance reviews haven't been that great, I blew her off and fucked the masseuse again. I really like her. Great attitude, great performance, nice gal. Yes, a bit heavy but BIG fucking tits. Then we staggered out to the bus stop and got on the #29 which took us close to civilization and we went to El Living and drank 3 peso beers until we could barely stand up.

I am way over budget on hookers this month.

[Big Boss Man]

I think that you need to be realistic about this money thing. My first trip into Cattos was with Chicago Boy in August. I paid 200 pesos to Karin then while at the same time Chicago Boy sitting next to me he got Sonia out of there for 150 pesos.

The difference is that I am trying to learn Spanish whereas Chicago Boy was able to speak Spanish so he was able to laugh, joke and make connections. He was a very experienced player. My conversation skill is very limited and despite having my fair share of women, the latina still think I am "timido."

My experience is that if I lowball the money I get less performance out the girl. Without knowing the language, communication is difficult and it is just a job for the girl. If it is just a job then the girl is like you or me. She is going to take the job that pays the most money.

I am on vacation. What I enjoy most about Latina women is their ability to suspend judgement and treat you like a lover immediately. A good example is yesterday when I spent most of my time with Tamara frenchkissing like we were teenagers. I can go to some selected massage parlors anytime in the States and have a zipless fuck. I want the performance. To screw up my good time for 50 pesos does not seem worth it to me.

I have read other reports where guys on the Board are paying the same prices as me. It seems as if there is scale working here. The guys who are the better lovers with the larger more engaging personalities can get the girls for lower prices. Fair enough.

[Rastaman]

Has anyone dropped down on BA's hottest (non-pro) club, Opera Bay in Puerto Madero???