2004 Reports - Edited

[Dickhead]

I have posted many, many, many times that Maipú 429 is NOT OPEN ON WEEKENDS!!!!!!!!!!!!. Not open on Saturday. Not open on Sunday. I don't go there any more since they raised their price from 80 to 100. The girls there aren't as good as at Suipacha 921 so they can go fuck themselves.

Rafaela from Catto's does me for 120-130 which is what I get most gals in there for. I've never paid more than 150 there and I've gotten a few decent ones out of there for 100. But I can really eat pussy so they like me in there. Rafaela's pussy is some very good eating.

[L Duke]

My apologies for forgetting the name but what I mean by attitude was not necessarily "bad". I meant she was very aggressive about the pricing and the time limits. Similar to what you expect at Madahos and Black. She did her job so I cannot truly complain. The girl is a 5'6" Paraguayan with a lithe body and crooked teeth. You will know if you try to negotiate with her. For the life of me I cannot dredge up the name.

I was surprised with the attitude because I was at Cattos three nights before with Raphaela and the typcial two time experience for $200 pesos.

Big Boss Man,

$200 pesos seems a bit steep for Cattos or any of the "Triangle" clubs downtown. Last March the going rate was $150 pesos for your average foreigner and maybe if you are Dickhead even lower. Unless Cattos has increased there prices and no one has reported it, you are overpaying.

Any mongers who've been in Cattos lately have any insight on any price changes?

[JackDaniels]

After the massage yesterday, I was feeling a little sleepy. Rested a bit and I then decided to open the evening by having a bite at Gran Bar Danzon. The girl who served me was charming and friendly. She said the place fills up at 12.00 and remains busy till 2.00 or so.

Generally the town did not look busy on a Saturday. I walked around the Recoletta area for a while. Some of the hostesses fronting the restaurants are really cute. One that caught my eye was in front of the pizza and pasta place. Really dark hair with a milky complexion. Yummy.

I thought I would go to a few places rather than go to Madahos again. I got talking to a guy on the street working on commission for Black hustling for customers. He gets paid by the card he gives you that you submit on entry. He asked me if I could say that I have never been there before so that he gets his commission. He said the girls go from $50 upwards. I didn´t believe that though. He insisted that there is no time limitation at Black and all they do is provide the bar facilities and negotiation is between the guy and the girl. So I decided to check out the place. A 25 peso entry charge entitles you to a free drink. Imported whiskies can cost more. Chica drinks are from 40 pesos upwards. I walked in and my first impression was one of amazement. The chicas did look amazing. I hung back at the bar, sipping my drink and got talking to a German guy who has travelled to over 60 countries. He knew the scene in just about every country except for BA ! He had never heard of Madahos. As mentioned before, this club is situated almost across the road from the Alvear Palace hotel and there is probably a steady feed of customers from there who do not know of any other club. Back to the chicas in Black - the first impression is that I was in the best club in BA. This impression was soon to fade. There was an Arabic dance performance which was quite good. I still hung back and I was getting smiles from various girls but did not want to commit so early. I was on my second drink and I started to realise that there was nothing special about the girls here. They are maybe dressed up a bit more but I don´t think that this can be said for all. As they all did their walk past, I did not find a single one that grabbed my attention. A chica that looked good a few minutes earlier now looked plain. Some kind of inverse beer goggles ? No, I don´t think so. I started to feel that I should move on. The atmosphere at Black is not special and feels less like a club and more of a plush hotel lobby. I was itching to move on. I finished my drink and left.

My next stop was Affaire. I had a good memory of this place from a girl on a previous trip. The doormen agreed to let me have a look inside before I paid over any money. I had a look and I decided to pay the 25 peso charge and get the free drink. I was happy to hear that the girl that I met on my previous trip had got married and moved on in her life. The girls at Affaire were mediocre and I left my unfinished drink and moved on.

My next stop was Madahos. I walked in and met Bobby who ushered me to a table where Saint´s client was already seated with a couple of friends. I think that the girls in this place are a match for the girls in Black. Most definitely. Each night there are about 5 hot ones in this place. I caught sight of a girl, who looked somewhat special. I pointed her out to Saint´s client who agreed that she was cute. I wasted no time. Bobby brought her over and she was all smiles. One drink for her and it was time for us to leave. Once again, my lack of knowledge of Castellano made conversation a little difficult but we did have laughs and fun in the club and in the taxi. It is surprising but it is possible to communicate even with just a few words of another language. I did the same in Russia where I knew even fewer words. This girl was really sweet and held me tight in the jacuzzi. She was a little bit ticklish though and the experience was more tender than raunchy. Then she really got going and gave a good passionate performance. After the session, she curled up and held me tight. Quite a GFE. As I walked her hand in hand to her taxi, I thought how lucky I am to be here and to walk around with such a cute girl in such a nice town. She kissed me deeply as she got into the taxi and blew me a kiss as the taxi sped away.

Nice end to the evening.

[Big Boss Man]

My apologies for forgetting the name but what I mean by attitude was not necessarily "bad". I meant she was very aggressive about the pricing and the time limits. Similar to what you expect at Madahos and Black. She did her job so I cannot truly complain. The girl is a 5'6" Paraguayan with a lithe body and crooked teeth. You will know if you try to negotiate with her. For the life of me I cannot dredge up the name.

I was surprised with the attitude because I was at Cattos three nights before with Raphaela and the typcial two time experience for $200 pesos.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Friday night I ran into some attitude at Cattos. The chica ( I forget her name)

A FR without a name is rather useless, isn't it? I mean, we should know who to look out for when they have a bad attitude. Or at least a good description!

[JackDaniels]

Roxanna could not make contact with either of the two masseuses on such short notice, so I decided to head out to Colmegna Spa. I just wanted a good massage without any hanky panky. I will save my firepower for tonight once I get rid of my lingering headache. What will this evening bring I wonder. I still had a bit of a hangover and I had this bug that hit me yesterday (gone today, thankfully) and I just wanted a massage. I went for the classic massage at 80 pesos for one hour. This place is full of senior citizens and I lowered the average age by a century by walking in. It is a real big deal here to get undressed (in a room upstairs on the gallery), shower (downstairs) and up again to the massage section. The lady was in her 40s and did quite a good massage. Not up to the standards in Asia but good nevertheless. She did a good job of my back and shoulders which is what I wanted. Considering the time taken to get there and time spent getting ready for the massage, I am probably better off getting a visiting massage service in my hotel room. A mid day pre lunch massage, followed by lunch and a snooze, a walk around town, dinner followed by adventures in the boliches sounds like a good plan. I am relaxing nicely here. I have worked a lot this year under a lot of pressure. I feel I have earned this break. So I am going to enjoy it.

[Big Boss Man]

Friday night I ran into some attitude at Cattos. The chica ( I forget her name) kept insisting the price was 250 Pesos at Cattos although she went for $200. She was very strict with her time limits. One hour was the maximum. The guy with the ponytail made sure she checked the time as she left. Someone should tell that guy that ponytail´s are passe.

I had a good experience at 1707 Santa Fe with Pamela. Very good head although she asks for a tip to go uncovered.

At 921 Supaicha I had GFE experience with Tamara. We lied on the bed and made out like teenagers for about 30 minutes. She will have some aching lips if she does that with all her guests. Very sweet girl. So sweet I gave her a nice tip for her trouble. It was suggested that anal is possible in this apartment but based on my session I do not think Tamara is into it.

[Big Boss Man]

I tried to visit this place twice in the past two days. Friday it could have been that I just punched the wrong button. However today I am sure I was correct because I referred back to my notes. Perhaps one of the local guys has more information. I had an excellent time here in August 2004. If it is closed then it probably should be removed from the list.

[JackDaniels]

The travel bug of a different kind hit me yesterday despite my attempts to keep healthy with vitamins, ginseng and good hydration. However, I met up with Saint and his client and his clients´s amiga. She is an elegant woman in her 30s and looks darn good. I had a drink with them at Gran Bar Danzon and we took a taxi to Madahos. My mood and health improved dramatically.

The streets are full of beautiful women. Unfortunately, not so in Madohos. We streamed in to the place and Bobby ushered us to a table. Saint´s client was immediately surrounded by women ! In the place, I got talking with a guy from New York, who appeared to be a newbie and was trying to negotiate a threesome at reduced rates. I told him that the prices are inflexible here and if he really wanted a threesome, he should forget about the 50 peso advantage and just go for it. While I was talking to him discretely, one of the girls (quite tasty) started to fondle me and this guy said "I think she wants to go with you". Anyway, I extricated myself and left him to his negotiation. Saint and I decided to visit another club and on the way out, I got a grope and kisses from the same girl. My "regular" had the day off and I was in the mood for a change. Two successive days with the same girl can be a long time.

The other club had just a few chicas and Saint was getting on well with one of them and I decided to return to Madahos and soon picked up a girl. One too many whiskeys and my judgement went and I picked up a girl who was no good. After an hour of fumbling, I ushered her out and crashed to wake up with a hangover.

Plans for today - I have asked Roxanna to book a massage for me. After that, I will relax and wander around town.

Ah, Buenos Aires ! I love this place and I hope it remains as charming at it is.

[Saint]

JackDaniels and others,

Make sure you check with your bank and see that they didn't debit your account. It happened to me two times where I never got money and they debited my account. I had to call them and have them correct it. Maybe they would have spotted it on their own but I doubt it.

The amount you can take out depends on your bank at home. I have some ATM cards where I have a u$s 500 limit per day and I can only take out 500 pesos at a time but I can take out the equivalent of u$s 500. (at 3:1 I can take out 1500 pesos each day but in 3 separate 500 peso transactions). I have other ATM cards where I can take out all 1500 peses (u$s 500) at one time. About 1/2 my ATM cards I can take out the limit of u$s 500 at one time and the other half only 500 pesos. As I posted before, if you use Paypal.com, request a FREE ATM card and you can take out u$s 400 per day or 1,180 pesos at one time. They only charge u$s 1 to take out up to $400 per day or the equivalent. I've used my Paypal.com debit card in about 15 countries and it always worked.

On the matter of prices. I stand by my statement that prices even at the high end clubs are MUCH cheaper than the USA and Europe on the high end scene. I have seen more girls in the USA than anyone I know. I'm talking at least 1 girl per week (sometimes 2 or 3) every single week for several years straight. Most of the girls I saw were u$s 300 - $400 per HOUR. Some of those experiences were much better than any sessions I've ever had. The USA has GREAT escorts but they are just expensive. Even at Black, those prices pale in comparison to the prices of a USA escort or in Europe. I've seen model type girls in London, Amsterdam, Germany, France, Prague, Italy, Switzerland, Canada, Mexico and the USA and the prices in all those places were much, much more expensive than even in the high end clubs here.

[JackDaniels]

Well, another good night in BA. Did the same as the previous day, but I already knew the girl I would be leaving with. Walked in to Madahos and walked out with the same girl in less than 30 minutes. Another great session.

Going to Madahos does increase the burn rate of the contents of my wallet. Had to visit the ATMs to refuel my wallet. Whats with the ATMs here - they seem to just give out money on a set of criteria, which I haven´t figured out yet. It appears that each bank´s ATM´s has their own maximum limit per card. For example, my UK issued card has a UK limit of GBP 200 or around 1,100 pesos but I can never get more than 500 pesos a day. In fact, one ATM went through the motions but did not give out any cash and I did not understand the message. I hope I did not get debited for cash I never received.

There were a lot of girls in Madahos last night as Thursday is their peak night. I did spot a few more good lookers including a dark haired beaut that I made eye contact with as I was leaving the club with my girl. I might rethink the idea of making one girl as my regular for the rest of my trip. As always, it is balancing act of a sure thing in terms of performance or being more adventurous and getting some variety. As we all know, some good lookers are not good performers. I would say that there were about 10 good lookers (excluding my girl) at Madahos last night. As I write this note, I am getting more and more inclined to try other venues.

El Aleman - good point, I stand corrected. I should have said "cheap by London standards". I have not been to the FKKs, but both Flowers Park in Madrid and Riviera in Barcelona have a lot of good lookers that can be had on site for about 100 euros per hour. London does not have these and escorts start at 150 pounds and can go up from there to several hundred.

As said before, the regular girls doing regular jobs in BA are very nice looking and are better looking than the girls in the clubs. This is true for most places that I have travelled to, but strangely in Brazil it seems to be the other way around. Walking around on Florida and walking through Gallerio Pacifico is great but make sure you do your neck exercises before you set out. The girls wearing the Nacion T shirts are quite delicious looking. There is a petite girl working on what appears to be a cell phone network company stand who looks incredibly edible. In Recoletta, Saint and I had dinner at an Italian restaurant and the hostess was quite a fox. Every second girl walking around is worth a second, a third, a fourth look.

I really like this city and I found it as I remembered it from my previous 2 trips. I have another week before I leave for Brazil and I hope the days go slowly and I hope I can savour the feeling for longer.

[El Aleman]

Jack,

Take one of the first class FKK clubs in Germany, for example Palace in Frankfurt: ? 50,- entrance fee, includes all drinks (non alc) and even a decent dinner buffet, plus ? 100 for an hour with a girl, or 2 half hours with 2 girls, total of ? 150 or U$S 195,- at todays pleasant (for us Europeans) exchange rate. Ok, it is a total different scene, but brought down to $ per pop, the same - in the very center of Europe. So, I certainly would not consider a Madaho's night "cheap".

For me, the very big difference always was, that in BA time not used to be a big issue. if the chemistry between a girl and myself was ok, she just stayed as long as she liked - and that was often quite a bit more than an hour.

It is of course the right of every business to define it's rules and to try to maximize it's profit. The market decides, if that works. Madaho's wants the chicas IN the club, making the guests buy drinks, for the reasons you stated below. And, as there are a lot of guests (mainly locals) who do not pull out girls, but who just drink, and chat with the girls, and buy them drinks, this might as well work. I just don't go there anymore - except, to have a drink myself, and maybe get some phone no's.

My last 2 centavos to that topic,

El Alemán

[Hefe]

My trip to Colmengua Spa was pretty pleasant. When you first enter, they will give you a choice. I just wanted a massage. There is two options. one, get an ugly girl for 50 pesos, or the vip, good looking girl for 175 pesos. What was I supposed to do but get the vip treatment and try it out. Once inside, you get to pick the girl. The girl I picked had a nice body. When giving the massage, they will go up your thigh and tease your balls. What else could I do but pay the 100 pesos to get a hand job. I admit it was expensive for just a hand job but the way they tease, no mortal could not resist. Otherwise, the place is nice and relaxing. You can swim, relax in the sauna, or take a nap in this quiet room they have.

[Hefe]

my trip to madaho's was not as much fun as in the past. The quality of girls have gone down hill. The entrance fee of 30 pesos for one drink is even more than black's 25 pesos. I do no like the fact to take out a girl longer, takes 3 drinks at 50 pesos each drink. One girl ordered a bottle of chandon and the bill was even higher. I am guessing it cost 75-100 pesos, unless they charged me 50 pesos for my drink.

[Saint]

JackDaniels,

I do think it was her first night but she had a LOT of coaching from her friend who has been working there a long time. She was of age I'm sure. Madahos and the other clubs do a good job of making sure a girl isn't underage. If she had no cellphone that spells major rookie status.

I think the reason Madahos is getting away with the time rule is because the majority of guys are still locals. That is changing though with the tourism boom. More and more tourists are coming. Not sex mongers but just guys that happen to come to BA and discover the joys of the city. BA is still cheap compared to just about everywhere in Europe and North America.

To those of us that have been coming here for several years the quality has deteriorated a lot. For those that have only been here one or two times they don't know the difference. It's still heaven for them.

I won't pull out girls from Madahos with their new policy. I'll just get their phone numbers which I've had good luck doing. Most of the regular girls know me in there. They know I live here and not just a tourist so that helps alot. I know most of the waiters in there too. The last girl I pulled out of here was about 1.5 months ago I think. She didn't have the time rule.

K5 in Prague has the best management out of any club in the world but the club was severely overrated as far as I was concerned with the quality of girls. I did see a Playboy hot centerfold type girl but there was only 2 girls like that. The rest of the girls were "Plain Janes" and not worth the money.

The hottest girls are in Colombia, the best selection is in Lugano, Switzerland but BA will always be BA. Damn I love this city.