2004 Reports - Edited

[Exon123]

Exon Reporting:

Well probably number one on my things to do list was fuck Roberta. Roberta is argueably, (sorry I don't spell either) the finest fuck in the world. I'd bumped into her last week at Cafe Orleans but just didn't have time to engage her. After doing Fabiana Monday afternoon I'd made mental plans for Roberta on Tuesday. As some of you might remember I had dispatched Mickey Mouse to fuck Angela several months ago so she would have rent money. As a reward for Mickey's labor of love I'd set up a deal through Roxana so the Mouse could fuck Roberta. Mickey likes Roberta.

Well anyway I show up at Cafe Orleans about 4 pm, walk in the door, and theres Roberta, which I make a beeline too. Roberta smiles that beautiful smile she has and points to the bar and say's "your amigo's are their". I look over and there sits the Mouse and Stormy both with big shit eating grins on the faces. Seems Mickey has already cut a deal with Roberta and there about to leave as soon as he finish's his drink. Well fuck that, I mean I really like Mickey but I just can't have him fucking Roberta before I do.

OK, so I go over to the bar and cut a deal with Mickey whom was gracious enough to surrender Roberta. How I've made no secret to the fact and every girl in the bar knows it, Roberta is my favorite. And all the ladies know that Roberta has a deal with Mickey, so theres huge suspence with all the girls. Mickey and I are talking and every woman in the place is watching us for some tip on the out come of this unusual set of events. Roberta has two ******'s, all the rest of the girls have none and whats going to happen ? . Well as we are talking I look over at Roberta and say "Negociation" and every woman in the place crack's up laughing. Even Mickey & Stormy are cracking up.

OK, so I've got a deal with Mickey for Roberta but all I've got is a few pesos and a US hundred dollar bill, no pesos for Roberta. Alright, this what a stand up guy Mickey Mouse is. Not only do I take his date, but he makes change for me converting the C-note into pesos so I can pay her.

Exon

[Chuponalgas]

PERSONAL PAC-SAFE
After constantly worrying about guests grabbing my valuables, I finally bought a PAC-SAFE travel-safe last year and really love it. I put all my valuables in it and lock it through a chair. It won't stop a determined thief with tools, but stops the casual grab and run. It is lined with chicken wire so it cannot be opened with a knife. Also works great at the beach, I lock it to a beach chair or palm tree while I go swimming. I highly recommend it.

http://www.pac-safe.com/


Also available though
http://www.rei.com

[Marcos]

Nice to know, the boys are home and there is action going on with the reports. Well here's what I have. Remember that low-cost place on Santa Fe, here´s the best of it: call 4824 2490 and ask for Luna to be sent to you. Firm body, not too fat and Ok face. She will suck you dry and let screw completo, with professional integrity and good attitude. 60 pesos an hour plus taxi.
And: there are two gems out there but I don't want to publish their names or phones without permission. Both are young, caucasian, tall, brunette, cute and with a good attitude. Neither speaks much english. Will give their contact only in p2p mode.
Take care,

ciao

[Dickhead]

Nuevo Estilo: I still like this place. In fact, maybe I like it better. I saw Antonela when I walked in and winked at her but then she disappeared, never to return on my watch. Too bad, so sad. The waitress was cute and fully with the program as far as I could tell. Beers are still 5, the cover was still 15, and the place seemed more well lit and less smoky. But the others wanted to move on so off to

Catto´s: That blond chick singer is smoking hot. She makes my dick so fucking hard I don´t have enough skin left to blink my eyes. My chica of the previous night was there again and still looked good. The pole dancers were good. I was pretty drunk by the time we left for

Hook´s: I had pretty much decided to take a night off from mongering, partially because these clubs put a hole in my wallet and also because a certain rodent causes drinks to appear continuously as if by osmosis (a 250 pound Italian can in fact out drink a 150 pound Irish. I don't feel all that great but I think after a few beers I will be okay). However a very short but curvy thing managed to insinuate herself into my sphere of influence and eventually I succumbed to her blandishments.

Sandra is from Salta although I kept teasing her about actually being from Paraguay which was rude of me. Also I was teasing about her height with such comments as 'I´d like to screw you for a long time but it looks like it will be a short time' and other weak shit such as that.

Another very nice experience and she is recommended. I don't think I've made a gal come that many times without using any electronic devices in a long time. She said it had been a few weeks since she'd had an orgasm. After I gave her a few she decided BBBJ would be okay and was up for CIM but I had developed vapor lock by then so oh well.

I think I will go to Güemes 3221 today or maybe try Andres´recommendation on Maipu.

¡Viva la Republica!

[MoonDog]

Johnny O,

Thanks for the nice words. The guide is intended for the new guy in town.

With respect to the escorts, be very flexible with your choices, and do not get hung up on any one girl. There is nothing wrong with starting a dialogue if they return email, but use it only to establish rapport and as a "get to know you type of exchange." Avoid discussion about prices, but rather get her to anticipate your arrival because of you rather than an ATM. Be ready with another one if on the day you arrive, your favorite has made other plans.

BA has many choices, enough for everybody, and the girls are fun, witty, beautiful, and when you find a special girl, it is even better.

Enjoy the life,

Moondog

[Johnny O]

I would like to thank all of the contributors to this board. I am arriving in B.A. in 51 ( but who's counting ) days, for my first visit.

I was looking for a new place to go this year, and after reading Moondog's Guide, on another board, I thought about it for exactly one minute, and then bought my ticket! I tend to be impulsive. Thank you Moondog, your guide is very impressive, and I hope your kharma gets the positive energy it deserves for creating it.

I followed Moondog's advice and I contacted Mayra. She got me the best deal ( and I did shop around ) on a room at the Dohlmen Hotel, and a cheap cell phone rental.

I have been desperately trying to get my escort sites " must-do " list to below 20. I have contacted Roxana, and if the feedback I have received is correct, her $10 per appointment fee will be the best $10 I'll ever spend.

The only problem I have is that my arrival is 51 days away! The anticipation is deadly. So, if any of you experienced B.A. Mongers will be in town from May 5 through the 13th, and you enjoy seeing a newbie going berserk and discovering what you already know, PM me so we can hook up. This board is, by far, the best source for up to date info on B.A., and I cannot wait to share my experiences.

Johnny O

[MoonDog]

Exon, MM, Dickhead, and Stormy all hanging out together.

Watch out BA.

[Mickey Mouse]

The Mouse has Landed,
I see this board needs a little spicing up with some new adventures and stories, so here I am. The question is, will these experiences be good ones or more embarassing mishaps by this sometimes stumbling Mouse?
You know, I just love that 10 1/2 hr flight out of NY with it's comfy seats and 5-star service. There is nothing like the feeling, after flying all night with your whole body aching and little sleep, when you suddenly realize you still have "4 hrs" to go. Oh well!
I finally made it to the Hotel, unpacked, showered, had a quick lunch with Stormy and then that first knock came at the door a full half hr early. I had decided to call an old favorite upon arrival who I met in August and always see a couple of times when in town. Sorry guys, this is private stock, she's only a 7, but her performance for me is never less than a 10. Come to find out her final night at the Club was 2 weeks ago and she has quit the Biz because it's become too much and she can't take it anymore. I'm curious, aren't you? Well, her arms go around my neck, her tongue down my throat while she drags me to the bed ....... WOW, what a welcome! According to her, she is all mine whenever I want, and only mine. Yeah, we'll see, but I loved today's welcome!
Off to a good start,
The Mouse that Roared

[Dick for Brains]

Exon -

Now that you've corrected your periodic punctuational problems, perhaps you can consider adding two carriage returns (to siginify the end of a paragraph) when you've completed a thought.

Your postings are very informative and entertaining and would reach a wider audience if they were more clearly displayed.

Just a suggestion.

DfB

[Exon123]

Exon Reporting : OK no more ---- Only .... Yesterday Carolina took me to Tigar and a boat ride on the River Plata. It was kick ass, absolutely fucking gorgeous. And guess what, I know where some of the 88 billion US dollars the Argentines owe the IMF is located. Some 800 to 900 million dollars worth is located in the form of expensive boats docked on the river. Don't kid your self theres still plenty of money left down here in Argentina, and thease Argentines really know how to enjoy it . Moving right along, Carolina got a call while we were eating a late lunch that Fernando,( her son ), wasn't fealing well and had to go home early. Perfecto, as I really wanted to go crusing, and after dinner in Recoleta and checking out Black, ended up at Cafe Exrada. Well Maria Paula caught hold of me and away we went to my apartmento. Problem with Paula is I can't get her to leave. Before we got in the cab I made her promise me it would just be a quickie and I wanted her out of their in an hour. She lied and spent the night again. Well this morning when we woke up she wanted me to fuck her again and I refused. I was saving my sperm for Fabiana, an old friend I'd bumped into at Cafe Orleans. The Mouse has met her and she is absolutely fucking beautiful with a body too die for. As fate would have it I was home taking a little cat nap after putting Paula in a cab. The phone rings, its Carolina, yea,yea OK Tuesday night dinner. I hang up and not but but five seconds latter the phone rings again, its Fabiana. God am I gald I didn't fuck Paula earlier this morning as I have bullets to shoot. I quickly pop a pill and wait for Fabiana's arrival half and hour latter . Fucking Fabiana is like fucking a porn star, the best. I will see her again soon. But not too night. I just got word that the Mouse has safely landed and is in country. He's PM'd me and He, Stormy, the famious DickHead and I are all meeting for dinner in Recoleta at 9:00 pm. Sounds like some mongering tonight --- Exon

[Dickhead]

OK, so it was a good news, bad news thing with Alejandra. The gal who answered the door was not the same gal I know. I said, 'You are not Alejandra.' She gave me a puzzled look and whipped out her documento which said María Alejandra something. I said, 'OK, but you are not the same Alejandra from Missiónes province.' She said that that Alejandra was a Paraguaya and not from Missiónes at all and was a thief and so they 'erased' her.

Don't know, don't care but the good news is the price is down to 20 pesos instead of 30 so I fucked her anyway. Not worth repeating. She is a fake blond Brazilera with a C section scar. But I drained my balls quite nicely and that is the main thing.

[Dickhead]

Last night after dinner I checked out the place on Suipacha that lused to be Kurvos. Now it is called Red Zone or something like that. Deader than a doornail. So on to Catto´s where the ratio was highly favorable. Two young ladies who at first claimed to be sisters but who looked nothing alike drew my attention. After determining they were not sisters, they said I should take them both back to my hotel. I told them that to take two women would be 'un pecado' or a sin. They akded 'Por que is it a sin to take two women'? I said no, you don't understand, I meant it would be a sin to spend that much money. So they had to try to convince me which one to chose. That didn't take long as one lit up a cigarette while the other did not. So I took the slender, non smoking one instead of the more voluptuous smoker.

Initial quote was one hundred dollars, met with laughter and countered with one hundred pesos, also met with laughter. Settled on 150 for 2 hours after the usual routine of how I am not a tourist and know the score. Probably could have gotten it for less since the ratio was a healthy 10 to 1 or so.

Anyway, it was a good first session and worthy of my first night in town. Both gals are from Formosa province. The one I chose, Agostina, is very slim (no tits to speak of if that is an issue for you) and quite cute. A very nice girl which is the most important thing. Very GFE. DFK, DATY, CBJ and lots of touching. She is intelligent and well spoken. Says she is going to orthodontic school but her true dream is to be a chef and own her own restaurant. I don´t know how well she cooks but eating her was nice.

Looks: 7 for the face and 6 for the body. Attude was just about perfect. Did not ask for money up front. No mention of a tip so I gave her one of 20 pesos plus 5 for the cab which was previously negotiated. She appreciated that I got dressed and went down and waited for the cab for her, and also that I made sure it was a radio cab, and that I wrote down the number of the cab. Recommended. A very nice gal.

The only drawback was that I went at her pretty hard with the Pocket Rocket and she creamed buckets all over the bedspread which number one embarassed her, number two made me glad I never pull the covers back, and number three made me think of Exon and his little problem at Jackson's place. But this was not the red river and it is barely noticeable now.

Now I must do my duty and go fuck Alejandra.

[MoonDog]

JGB,

Thanks.

I'm not looking so much for apartments or hotels by the week, but rather just Love Hotels that rent by the hour. I 've one that I will checkout next week.

Moondog

[JustGotBack]

Moondog, I went back and read a post in December about Apart Recoleta. The poster said they have a no guest policy now. I emailed off a query to the front desk and hopefully they'll get back to me tomorrow.

[Stormy]

Regarding Le Piaf

My favorita warned me to stay out of Le Piaf, that it would be a total ripoff.

Stormy