2004 Reports - Edited

[Happy Lenny]

Has anyone ever tried these escorts, the pics of the evas are SPECTACULAR!
http://www.paraisoterrenal.com/clientes/evas/index.htm

And how much do they charge?

Thanks

[Patata Chips]

I take a trip to ramos mejia yesterday to take a look a boliche Andres write about, but now is close (Zabala Rivadavia 14160). After that i go to Rivadavia 7000, Envidia, Doly`s. The quality of the girls in Doly`s are realy good but the rooms are realy bad. If you like to spend some extra money is better to take a room in some motel nearly.

Envidia was preaty to but the same problem for the room.The big problem in Doly is was full of men. After that I take a trip to Salome and I found a lot better then last year, many young girls at the ends trip to Cocodrilo but nothing to say about.

[Traveler12]

In October, I had several massages here and the charge was $ar70 for full service on top of whatever time you spent on the massage, which was a real massage, by the way. Prices may have changed in the interim, of course.

Yesterday I paid a visit to Esmeralda 847 based on the good references in the forum. Easy to find: 12 floor, appartment H. I was received by the madam and chose for two girls: 100 pesos. There was a line up of 6 girls, all nice. Chose for the first two with names that differ from those on there website www.brisamasaje.com.ar. I suppose they change them all the time. They give me the number of another appartment in the building and there I met the girls and a normal massage-table (no candles or so!)

- back massage was fine
- the girls kept all there clothes on
- they only used there hands, almost no erotic touching
- after turning they started the haggle
- top off: 30 pesos each
- BJ (not BBBJ): 20 pesos each

I didn´t ask more. I suppose all of it could end up to 150 pesos on top of the 100 it starts with. Thank you!. They showed me the shower (alone) and I left the place disappointed and thinking of all the nice body to body massages I had all around the world.

Apart from this I had some verey nice meetings at other places. I will send reports later on.

[Flexible Horn]

How quickly your luck can change in this city. After my 300 pesos disaster, I returned to my "Local", Friday night. There was probably 5 or 6 chicas I had entertained previously, looking for a repeat.
Which one? Trying to remember who did what, who liked what.
Then I notice a chica I had never seen before, average height, good looking, long hair, sweet smile. I ask if she speaks any English?, a little.
It just happens she's 22, no kids, up until the previous Friday she was a 750 pesos a month receptionist, now its her 3rd night working.
One 30 pesos drink later we are off, 200 pesos for 1 1/2 hours.
At my apartment normal procedure drink, music, bla, bla, bla.
She stips off, small breasts, tight body, works out. After a few minutes its DATY time and wow what a response, this chica loves it, one after another shes wetting my sheets.BBBJ, multi positions, incredible sex. I must have lost a couple of pounds in sweat.
Will I repeat? Is Bush still President? I have 15 nights left in BA and I'll spend some with this sweet, innocent,unspoilt and so willing to please young chica.
Im keeping this one to myself, wow.
FH very happy in BA

[Dickhead]

After a pretty good show at Pelvi's with some fun girl/girl stuff, headed to 921 and was eventually presented with 6 chicas, first two and then 4 more after waiting a bit more. Nothing wrong with any of them and I had never been with any of them. Chose Carla, a classic Latina look, fairly short morocha, claims to be 24 and was mildly offended when I guessed 27. She's from BA province.

Anyway she has a nice smooth body, pretty good set of tits, and bonus points for leaving on the fishnet stockings. Not too much BBBJ before the rubber went on, and not like the awesome deep throat I got from Pandora. But a good session overall and she has good muscular control of the pussy, which eventually led to a rare instance of MSOG.

WIR? Depends who else is there. I put her on a par with Priscila but below Pandora, Támara (but Carla's body is better) or my yegua Katarina who was only working two days a week the last I heard.

Madam Carolina has slimmed down over the past year and I want to fuck her real bad. Unfortunately she does not want to fuck me nearly as bad.

[One Tree Hill]

There is a two "girl" show that I saw in Affaire Recoletta that was done by Transexuals/tranvestites also. All the girls in the club were near the stage and really getting into it. The chica I was entertaining asked I wanted a closer view. I said hell no!

[Flexible Horn]

While in Solid Gold last night they put on their "SHOW" singers,dancers etc.
While a stripper was performing the chica I was sat with, asked If I like?
Tall blonde, fake tits, shes OK I reply.
She looks me in the eye and says " She was born a MAN"
I spent the rest of the evening checking any chica who came near for an Adams apple & a 5 O'clock shadow.
FH on his gaurd.

[Lexton]

Very interesting, DH, because I have been arriving at the same conclusion. I am starting to develop a theory:

When a woman is in the low priced league for whatever reason, ESPECIALLY IF SHE DOES NOT BELONG THERE, she has very little to lose and is anxious to take advantage of whatever opportunity might be presented. So she is more willing to put in an extra effort or even take a risk IF she thinks there is an advantage to be gained long term, or even significant more money short term.

To a woman already in the high priced league, you are nothing special. She has a lot to lose if something happens(like some rash from DATY, breast sucking or whatever). So she is very unwilling to risk anything and attempts to keep the action to the absolute minimum necessary to keep from being thrown out. Also, I think they begin to learn that many people respond to being insulted by trying harder and spending more. There are many people who for some wierd reason strive for the approval of doormen, waiters, bathroom attendents, store clerks and so on, that are actually in a much lower social class. That is, I suspect, a large part of the reason for overtipping. So the women in Black who learn to insult you if you suggest they are expensive are not so stupid. Many men will spend more to prove they are "worthy" and have "made it". I am amazed by people who are proud of the fact that they can converse with a waiter of bartender that makes one-tenth what they make. Huh?

I also suspect men are more generous in their ratings of women they have spent a lot of money for. I think they see thru money coated glasses. If it cost a lot, it must be good.

I am going to test this theory again tomorrow. Yesterday, I saw in a truly disgusting brothel a gorgeous 20 year old. She said she has worked there 5 months. I took her for a 1/2 hr session for $US5(not a misprint!) just to take her clothes off and check her body. I have a date with her tomorrow to bring her to my hotel for the afternoon. I am going to try to clean her up and get her to quit working the brothel and become private stock 2-3 times a week. There is practically zero chance I could do anything similar with a well established, high priced internet/agency woman or a high priced bar woman. They can't afford to take the chance for less than retirement money.

[Norman Stormin]

First visit to this place and, as normal, high noon. I wasn't sure if it would be open so early but it was. I had reconoitered this place some six weeks ago but, because of its proximity to the triangle and early time of day, decided to pass. I was afraid visiting mongers would have kept the stars up all night and inflated the prices. Was I wrong.

Five top quality girls were presented. The price quoated was 70 pesos for 1/2 hour and 100 pesos the hour. There was no mention of the 2 girls for 100p promotion (nor was I interested). Operating hours are from 10 am to 3 am. I chose Nadia because she gave me a kiss on the lips instead of a kiss on the cheek. I have found this is a signal that they are very oral (DFK, BBBJ, CIM, AR) without prompting.

As Dickhead would say a direct relationship. Now I am saying this because Dickheads post regarding the relationship of price to quality immediately preceeds this post. I am in fact prompted to make this post in response to Dickhead´s. But no one will read it because I am a regular member and it will posted 2 or 3 days from now. Nonetheless, Dickhead is right. The best ass I have had here has been in the 40 to 60 pesso price range. The enviornemnt may have been sleazy, but the best ass is on the lower end of the price scale.

Suipacha turned out to be the best apartment I have visited here. I have been going regularly to 1707 Sante Fe and was happy. This place exceeds 1707 in facilities and equals in quality of girls. Price is about the same. Very clean and tidy. I really appreciated that considering some of the crack house quality apart5ments I have visited. Everything considered, Suipacha rates number one in apartments. BTW Nadis was very accomodating. Looks 8, attitude 9, performance 8. I will replace 1707 as my favorite apartment.

[Dickhead]

I am beginning to think more and more there is actually an inverse relationship between price and service. Favorita #1 I paid 150 and she was good but no CIM and ran to the bathroom right after sex, and ran off in the morning. Also nagged for money. #2 I paid 120-130 and I could do anything I wanted to her, and she always fucked me in the morning albeit sometimes hurriedly if she needed to go. Never nagged for money. All she ever asked me to do was not to put green peppers in the spaghetti sauce or in the scrambled eggs. Favorita #3 I paid 110-120 and she would stay all night and all morning and was willing to give me her cola (did not want it although I sort of tried once), never nagged for money, and finally fucked me for free. I have a possible #4 in tryout status and am giving her 100 and she stays the night, fucks me in the morning, and hasn't asked for anything, not even cab fare (she rides the bus). She just asks me not to close the blinds all the way. I can handle that.

Also great service for 100 at Suipacha 921 plus a beer or even whiskey if you want it, good selection, friendly madam, never heard the word "propina" (I don't know what that word means anyway) in there, BBBJ, CIM, DATY, DFK all possible depending on the gal. Service with a smile in that place, for sure.

[Flexible Horn]

Decided to visit solid Gold last night,on my own as all my amigos have sadly departed.
If you have not been to solid gold the place is on two levels, dance floor, bar seating downstairs and lots of intimate seating upstairs.
Entrance is 30 pesos/2 drinks, Chica drinks 30 pesos, now this is where it can become expensive because its 2 drinks for every hour you want to spend with the chica.
Lots of chicas, propably the most of any club I have been to in BA.
After changing my mind several times I noticed a tall dark haired chica sitting in company, after a while she was free, I made my move.
An exwaitress from SG, decided she needed more money so 2 months ago she swoped sides.
She truely is a very good looking chica, great body very long hair. I have become quite a good negotiater on prices but this girl would not budge from 300 pesos for 1 hour.
So 2 drinks later we are in a cab back to my place. Now this is where it turns, I do the usual, drink, music etc etc etc.10 minutes in the bathroom, come on I only have an hour. Anyhow on to the bed and I already know this is not going to be as good as I was hoping.
Now I love DATY, I mean I love it, down I go and no, what do you mean no, NO DATY.
Sex it self was limited to 2 posistions, so in total I can not recommend this lady. Her name is Elizabeth, she is 24, tall long dark hair (to her waist) only been working 2 months to date.
Its been stated hundreds of times on the board, price and service are NOT related. Im banging a 20 year old,150 pesos for 3,4, 5 hours as long as I want her to stay, shes loving, extremely loving and every thing for 150 pesos, untill Im a spent force!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FH

[Dickhead]

Tuesday night I had my second conversation with José about bringing friends in and not paying the cover. The first time he said I could bring in one or two but not four as I had done that night. I said fine, understood. Since then I've brought in one, and two, and then three but I asked the door guy if it was okay and he said fine.

Tuesday I went in with Exon, who's been there many times, and another guy who hasn't been there too often. We didn't pay and José called me over again and I said WTF, you said I could bring in two. He said well blah blah blah and the last guys you brought in did not take any girls. I said, no the last time I came with Mickey Mouse and he fucked Antonela. He said oh yeah I forgot. I said look, I don't want this bullshit anymore and I don't give a running son of a ***** if the guys I come in with pay the cover or not as long as I don't . I pointed out that I had never even asked him not to charge me. I also pointed out that I always buy at least one 15 peso chica drink. Well, almost always.

We chatted for a while and he bought me a beer and finally I said I would self police the situation. So, if you are going to NEB with me and you aren't going to take a girl, just pay the fucking cover. It's only a 5 peso difference if you have a mixed drink or 10 if you have a beer. Or if you are going to have at least three drinks he said that was okay. I think that's what he said, anyway. My ears were ringing pretty bad from loud music and beer and blow jobs.

[Dickhead]

Today I woke up with wood and could not go back to sleep so again it was onto the #39 bus for a quick fuck at Santa Fe 3373 #5C. This time instead of Támara I fucked the Chilean again, Veronica. Shit, maybe her name is Victoria. Anyway V something but she does not blow as well as Támara. More tits and ass though. Both are nice girls and well worth 40 pesos the half hour. That was around 7 AM so I did not have a lot of options.

[Exon123]

DickHead is welcome to use my rubbers anytime and it was very thoughtfull of him not to use my bed or cum in my suit case.

But the cost of the rubber will be deducted out of the next beer I buy him in two or three months

Exon

[Dickhead]

Stormy has asked me to clarify that the rubber Exon unwittingly provided me to use with the masseuse was not the same one he had (hopefully) previously used with her. I'm not quite that much of a Dickhead.

We took it without asking which was bad but the alternative would have been worse: blow my load all over Exon's open suitcase. So, it was the lesser of the two evils. Hee hee.

BTW we saw a beautiful, high class looking hooker at the bar in Sucre, the restaurant on the street of the same name right behind Nuevo Estilo. We did not approach her since we are old and ugly, were poorly dressed, were drunk, and were in no real need of pussy. Plus I cannot speak for Exon, who "goes first class whenever possible," but I knew I sure as hell would not pay her asking price. One look at her and I knew she was out of my league.

If you are going to go to Nuevo Estilo and drink numerous 5 peso beers, I do not recommend drinking two 8.5% Duvel beers in Sucre first. That could lead to lapses in judgement such as paying for totally unneeded pussy (is there really such a thing?), especially when added to a base coat of fourteen regular beers (I was counting).

While it is true I drank twenty-one beers yesterday and two were extra strength, in my defense I say that it was over an 18 hour period. So, if my liver is still functioning correctly, that should be the same as drinking three beers. That is a fairly big "if," however.