2004 Reports - Edited

[Saint]

It's now past 5 AM and I'm just getting home from a night out on the town. I hung out with a cool American dude I met a few months ago that lives here. I also went out with these two young Scandanavian girls that I know here in town. I also went out with one of my friends that is a Porteno and he introduced me to his friends. All super cool guys. All from the elite families of Argentina. The ones with summer homes, winter homes, homes in Miami (that type). Cool ass guys.

We went to this new popular club called Jet and I was told it was hip. If you go there, avoid eating there and just go for the club as the food sucks. Perhaps some of the worst sushi I have ever eaten in my life. Thursdays are supposed to be good but it was almost all dudes. A true sausage fest. The ratio was about 7 guys for every girl. They did have some hot girls though. It's a trendy club with mostly 20's-30's crowd. We had a good time laughing and these Portenos really liked hanging out with Americans. It was interesting that one of them kept trying to talk to my buddy Khofoo about the Boston Redsox. They knew the owner of the club so before we left the owner sent over complementary beers and a bottle of champagne. These guys really know how to live it up. I made some new friends tonight. They invited me to go skydiving next weekend with them.

We decided to head to a club and they suggested- Cocodrillos. I haven't been here in about 2 years. The place is truly hit or miss but tonight was really miss. Honestly, I didn't see one girl I would have pulled out. Hell, I wouldn't sleep with any of those girls for free. The place has really gone downhill, IMHO. My friends knew the owner so we had no cover charge but I doubt I'll be back here anytime soon.


I'm damn tired but can't fall asleep now from drinking so many Red Bulls. Oh well. Still a fun night but pound for pound I'd rather spend the money on a hottie from the Recoleta clubs.

Saint

P.S. Some of you have PM'ed me saying you sent me email and I never responded. I respond to almost all my PM's inless they are just comments. I'm having a problem sending emails to AOL so if you emailed my work email, I did send a response but AOL is blocking our emails.

[Dickhead]

My sommelier and I had two very nice young prostitutes over for dinner tonight. I made poached salmon and asparagus with bearnaise sauce, and some potatoes I called Hongroise but I just pulled the recipe out of my ass. It was great. My bearnaise sauce is so good you could put it on a piece of drywall and eat it. My sommelier had selected some white and red wines that were probably excellent but WTF do I know about wine? I'm pretty sure they had alcohol in them.

The dinner conversation was very good and we discussed politics, race, traveling, movies, and I forget what else. The women were quite intelligent and savvy.

Then afterwards it was a little weird because I met this gal at the mansion so assumed she was on the program but nothing had been discussed. Sommelier and friend said they were going to hit the sack and so I asked if we should stay there and use the spare room or go to my apartment. She said "como quieras" so I decided we should split since there were a lot of dirty dishes.

In the taxi she was not too affectionate but when we got to my place it was fine. She is a little plump with BIG TITS and damn I needed some big tits. Lots of fun. She had to work in the morning so wanted to leave soon after which was just fine by me. Money still had not been discussed. I gave her 120 and she was happy. I'll fuck her again in a month or so when I need big tits again.

Life is good.

[Stowe]

Hi MagicHat,

Don't know anything about them but probably won't have tried them as was having too much fun at the others. Can you give some info?

Stowe

[MagicHat]

Stowe - nice reports. Didnt you try the Flores clubs?

[Stowe]

Just want to say that for all those who want to learn about Buenos Aires, the people and the chicas, Dickhead is a great source and a fun guy to hang around. He made a couple of excellent chica recommendations for me.

But he can't hold his liquor one bit:-). What a light weight!

Thanks Dickhead

Stowe

[Dickhead]

Now I lay me down to sleep,
A girl from Catto's at my feet.
If she won't blow me when I wake,
I'll pay her with a bill that's fake!

Cuz trucho comes and trucho goes;
I use it when I blow my nose.
So if you get some counterfeit,
Just use it when you take a shit.

[lotsafun]

From a past trip to BA,
Agustina,www.bairesgirls.com.ar $150 Pesos/hr

Pictures better, but close. Very nice natural rack (C/D), with a 7/8 body, nothing wrong with it at all. She generously shared ém (rack) with me.

Girl next door face, lots of DFK, but with a taste of smoking. Very cooperative, active, and playful attitude. Treated her culo as just another orifice for me to fill. Somehow I think it would have taken a couple of hours of DATY to get her off.

Two shots on goal, lots of BBBJTC, but pulled away at completion, default would have been CBJ, but agreed to BBBJ.

I´d might have done her again, except there´s so many other pleasures there were to be found. Stay tuned, maybe I´ll report on a second date.

Uriburu between Alvear and Santa FE.

LAGNAF

[Stowe]

Hey Dickhead,

Thanks for the nomination. Can I do an acceptance fuck with a new chica rather than a speech if I win?

As for taking the bus. The next time I won't hesitate except that fucking Guia T book uses such small font I cannot read a fucking thing (bi-focals? What the shit are they? They're for old farts!).

Also, the bus system is more complex than the one-route types found in California and since I don't have a very high IQ, I am studying the Guia T book 4 hours a day to decipher the Buenos Aires bus routing system. I think by January, I should know at least one bus route-perhaps 2?

One thing I will do different in January is not accept so quickly when the chica moves from 200 to 150 pesos in a flash. I am going to try to lower my costs to about 130 pesos per fuck for the club girls. Don't know if that's attainable because I am not a regular but it's something to try for.

Stowe

I will be adding a few viewable pix of a couple of chicas I played with later today.

[Dickhead]

I would like to nominate Stowe for "Buenos Aires Rookie of the Year." I hung with him several nights and this guy did almost everything right, including:

1) tossing out any chicas who did not perform,
2) telling chicas he had already been with that he would not buy them any drinks that night because he wanted "otra chica" that night,
3) walking away from a previously negotiated deal when BBBJ was not on the menu, and
4) going to Don Galíndez for lunch.

He will make a fine dickhead one day, as soon as he learns to use the bus system.

[JackDaniels]

Does anyone know if the highly acclaimed Sandy is still working ? She was famous in 2002. The last I heard she was working at Blacks. Has anyone seen her and does she still look great ? I am planning to come by BsAs in a couple of months and would like to hook up with her.

[General Custer]

Day 4: Indiana Jones and the Temple of Marrion

I went to Maipu 429 piso 5 today at around 1:00 p.m. and was not disappointed - as Andres noted, mostly Northern Argentinian and Paraguayan chicas available, and all 6 of them doable. Facilities were quite nice. 70 pesos for the half hour/100 pesos for the hour. I chose Joanna (yes, ANOTHER Joanna...can you believe it?...if there's one at Suipacha, I'll have a hat trick), a 23 year old Argentinian with a full C cup and a very cute face. And I thought the service at 1707 was good: she provided a total girlfriend experience, BBBJ without asking, multiple positions, and CIM finish. Yowza!

Some restaurant items to report: went to El Mirasol Puerto Madero last night, which was alright (very nice ambiance and service, and I got almost a pound and a half of medallón de lomo). It was actually the same price as Cabaña Las Lilas, but I preferred the meat at Las Lilas.

Today I went in search of Chinese in Belgrano and tried to go to Todos Contentos, which seems to be well reviewed everywhere I looked. They were closed, however, so I walked down the street to El Dragón Porteño. Avoid this place if you like good Chinese food - I've had better Chinese in Wisconsin. DP charges $3.50 for a wonton soup and $10.00 for a house special fried rice. I'm still getting used to the pricing here, so it didn't register until I started to think about it while waiting for the food that this was somewhat overpriced. Both items were terrible. I'll have to make it up tonight at Tomo 1 or Le Sud.

GC

[Saint]

Stormin Norman,

I don't do the internet girls anymore and haven't for some time but as far as scheduling super far in advance or even just in advance can be problematic. First of all, many of the girls don't know what they will be doing tomorrow let alone weeks from now. Good luck trying to get them to remember your email as they get many. Also, that day if they have other guys that will pay them more, your chances of them accepting your lower offer are slim. I'm not saying you can't get good deals. I'm just saying sometimes you have a hard enough time scheduling them once you are here in town let alone weeks in advance. Keep that in mind when your planning your trips to BA everyone.

Internet girls can be wonderful but I've just found that I prefer to meet girls in person first to see what their personality is like, what their smile is like, how their body actually is in person. Nothing beats the clubs and apartments for that. For that reason I haven't done an internet girl in a long long time and probably won't. Good luck.

[Frenchy Couple]

Escorts websites in Buenos Aires

When we are on vacation, my wife and I like to meet some escorts.
So, I checked the web when we arrived in BA, november 2003.

It was wonderful: many nice and profesionnal websites available, with hundreds of women.

I would advice escortsbaires, escortsargentina and Platynum.

Many of the girls had a personal mail.

We had meetings with 2 wonderful girls, exotic and sexy :

Bruna: an incredible black girl, 20 y.o., a VERY sexy and animal body made for sex, breasts like 95D; she was very nice to us and we paid her 150$ for these unforgettable moments.

Zelina: wonderful "morocha" which is a mix of indian and latin blood, with clear blue/grey eyes with a dark skin. Superb! 250 pesos.
If you like this kind of "morochas", just go to Salta (north-west argentina).

Frenchycouple

[Dickhead]

I wonder how many responses Stormin Norman would have gotten if he had written to these chicas in castellano.

[Bandy]

Norman,

Great survey! Now, all you have to do is to hold your breath while opening the door, hoping the same girl in the website picture does show up. Keep a 10 Peso bill handy, in case you have to get rid of her real quick.

Bandy