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  1. #2110

    Re Dickheads demise

    I'm hoping He was just drunk and will forget it in the morning. Bubba your the most entertaining poster on this board.

    (actually Looking for Lefty is more entertaining if I'm in the mood for fiction)

  2. #2109

    Nicoll from Platynum

    My 3rd and last night in Bs. As.

    My luck turned bad tonight. Roxana had scheduled Nicoll from the Platynum website for me.

    This morning I wanted to check out her pics again and discovered that her phone number was gone and she was now unavailable... I called Roxana and she told me Nicoll had called her and confirmed.

    When she arrived at the hotel at 1am (on time) she called me and asked if I could come down and pay for the cab... I was already in bed so this was not a good start.

    Anyway, when I saw her I knew she was the girl from the pictures but with a few extra pounds and not so good looking. She told me she had just begun working a couple of weeks ago and that she was nervous because it was the first time she had had to go far from were she worked for an appointment. Allegedly, the cab fare was P$28 (I didn't go down to pay).

    I gave her the agreed upon money (P$250 for 1.5 hours plus cab fare).

    We began DFK and just when I unclipped her bra she asked if I had condoms (WTF?). She said she was so nervous that she had forgotten them! At 1am I was in no mood to go out looking for a place to buy and I really didn't want to ask for them to any of the guys in the lobby. Not for her at least. Maybe if she had really looked like in her pics.

    Long story short, I asked for my money back (less cab fare) and she still had to wait for 1.5 hours until they came to pick her up.

    No repeating here. Next time I am down here I will go looking for Adriana from Madahos or repeat Celene from Platynum (who, by the way, does not have a twig in her head as I stated in a previous post but a wig, he he).

    There are very beautiful women here. Hope you have fun in this city (which also happens to be the most beautiful in Latin America. Bogota being the second).

    Cheers!

    B.

  3. #2108
    Revered Señor Head,

    You have become the unsung hero of our beloved Buenos Aires,
    our humorist, scholar, epicurean,
    quintessential poet of the underbelly,
    and caballero a las chicas.

    May all your exploits bring as much pleasure as you've brought to
    reading this board dear Head.

    My hat is off,
    -Happy

  4. #2107

    Thanks and Good Night

    All good things must come to an end so this will be my last post. I want to thank Jackson especially for providing such a great forum, and also I want to thank all the contributors who have helped to make the forum such a success. I will lurk for a month or so if anyone wants to contact me to exchange e-mail addresses via PM.

    Tonight I went to Bar Iberia to meet a friend for a drink. Nothing was really going on there yet but I recommend the place for its professional waiters and reasonable prices. I had a double whisky for 10 pesos. Before I drank it I was completely sober and after I drank it I was completely drunk. Probably 5 ounces of whisky.

    Then I headed towards Pelvi's on Callao. When I was approaching it I ran into Ale from Pelvi's on Corrientes. We had a nice chat and I think she will have dinner with me, but not in my apartment, at least not the first time. Then I went to the Callao branch and there were a LOT of good looking women and NO ugly ones. Also the men were wearing shorts and not their fucking underwear and I appreciate that. Hey Stowe, you remember the one with the dimples in her lower back? She looked fucking GREAT.

    I left after two beers. I picked up a SW on Callao between Tucumán and Paraguay and we ended up in not a transitorio but a nightly hotel. I told her I wanted to make sure she had a place to spend the night. She was 22 years old and from Ciudad del Este, Paraguay. Said she had just arrived that afternoon. No AC in the hotel so I just lay there and she blew me to completion and swallowed it all, which was not that much. 30 for her and 20 the hotel. When I went downstairs I paid another 20 to the clerk so she could stay another night, and he gave me a receipt which I slipped under her door.

    So that is Buenos Aires. I wish all my friends here the best of luck.

    Richard Head, Esq.

  5. #2106

    It is really that bad in BA?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kuranyi
    My first time in BA and I have bad luck. After finding out that the soccer season has a break until March, the next dissapointment was that all discos are closed until 15.1.05. These 2 things were the ones I looked forward the most. After hearing so much of the excellent nightlife of BA I was quite dissapointed of the bars in San Telmo and Recoleta. I was back at the hotel at 12.30.
    Damn that sucks!

  6. #2105

    some apartment experiences

    Well, it is good to be hear after almost a year.

    My first free day I decided to visit some of the common apartment places. First called Santa Fe 2036 to inquire who is there. This was quite interesting experience. Since the madam speaks some english I spoke english to her and got a quite of 100 uSs per hour!

    I told her thanks a lot and went to visit Pamela at Santa Fe 1707. Quite good experience, as advertised.

    Next I went to Santa Fe 3307 3C. Male voice hanged up on me when I asked for an apartment with chicas. Anybody knows what's up?

    Next stop was Corrientes 1965. No answer. Post-holiday blues.

    Finally, for the fun of it I stopped by Santa Fe 2036 and tried my best castellano, which is not very good. However, now I was given a quote of 200 pesos per hour which went down to 150 - still too much I'm sure. However, not too bad. bbbj included.

    Btw, I'm here till 1/12 and will be glad to meet with others who are around and have not departed for Mar del Plata yet.

    Looking forward to Alexia's visit in few minutes.

  7. #2104

    Celene Pics

    I forgot to mention this.

    Celene told me about this other website in which she appeared under another name (Natasha) and wearing a twig. Personally, I don't like these pics of her. I believe FH's and the ones at Platynum do her more justice and she's stunning in person.

    Enjoy!

    http://www.guia59.com/index.php?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=3229

    B

  8. #2103

    discos closed after disco fire

    My first time in BA and I have bad luck. After finding out that the soccer season has a break until March, the next dissapointment was that all discos are closed until 15.1.05. These 2 things were the ones I looked forward the most. After hearing so much of the excellent nightlife of BA I was quite dissapointed of the bars in San Telmo and Recoleta. I was back at the hotel at 12.30.

  9. #2102

    Celene

    My second report from Bs. As.

    Celene from Platynum just left. She was an arrangement through Roxana (Thank you! Thank you!).

    I am happy to report she was a GFE so I guess YMMV since I had asked a fellow monger/hobbyist about this particular characteristic and he replied negative. Then again, I did execute the small gift trick and managed to connect in conversation. I have had non-GFE meetings with GFE rated girls before so I always try every trick!

    Celene is a cutie. Very nice features, spinner body, a to-die-for behind and very happy to please. DATY was accepted but CBJ was the only option the other way around.

    She came to Hilton and told me she had come here before. That answers my pending question on the Hotels thread: Hilton is chica friendly (Roxana too confirmed this over the phone). I was nervous because I usually stay here along with many co-workers.

    The bottom line: P$230 + Cab fare for 1.5 hours. She didn't pillage the mini-bar either as some girls usually do. She only took a bottle of water.

    Definitely a repeat.

    Cheers!

    B.

  10. #2101

    Sodoma & Madahos

    Hello guys,

    This is my 1st report from Bs. As.

    Yesterday, based on Jackson's comments on the Clubs topic I asked a cabbie to take me to Salome.

    Upon arriving to the place it turned out to be Sodoma. I asked the cabie and he apologized and was honest enough to tell me he was obviously getting paid for bringing me here (duh!).

    I recalled that this particular club had no comments from Jackson so I decided to give it a try. Entrance fee was P$35 and the doorman told me it was good for 2 drinks. My first impression of the club was that it was way too small (about a third of Madahos) and all of the (about) 30 "girls" were either too old, fat or sub-par for my taste. Before the waiter had brought me my drink I had decided to bolt. Before going I tried to enjoy my glass of Bailey's which counted as 2 drinks according to the guy... so long dude!

    On the street, 2 doors down, I found a place called “something” rouge (sorry, can't really recall the exact name). It looked as bad as Sodoma so I didn't bother. I turned around and headed for Madahos.

    Entry fee was $35 (I am 90% sure really on this one, sorry) and it gave me 1 free drink.

    Inside I found very pretty girls and soon was talking to two of them. I managed to get them down to both for 1hr for P$300 (both, not each), then again, I could pass for an Argentinean so I don't know if this was a factor.

    I was not told anything about a minimum drink quota for the girls.

    They told me, though, that if I took them to the hotel down the street from Madahos I would have to pay for 2 rooms. I had never heard about this before so, there you go.

    I am thinking of going back to Madahos tomorrow just to meet one of these two girls again. She was soo cute and pretty. Though I have another of Roxana's appointments coming to the hotel.

    I will get back to you tomorrow.

    Next up: Tonight’s meeting with Celene.

    Cheers!

    B.

    PS: I came down from the airport thanks to Anna Luna. Excellent service! Highly recommended!

  11. #2100

    3373 Santa Fe 5/C

    Is it me or is it the after holiday blues? This has just not been a good week. The week before Christmas it was rush hour at the apartments. Now it seems to be the doledrums. After yesterday's noninspiring visit to 3221 Guemes, I thought I might invoke Dickhead's price/performance inverse relationship law. I´ll try 3373 Santa Fe for 60 pesos. I was pleased my last visit (see Nov 9).

    Time on target 14:60. Lunch hour rush is no longer a problem. I was the only customer and it took 15 minutes for the madame to roust 4 unhappy girls from a deep siesta. A very unenthusiastic greeting from each and every one of them. I should have passed, but chose Tamara, the tinyest of the four.

    Big mistake. No kissing, not even closed lips. Only covered, very lifeless BJ. And very limp fucking. I sped things up just to get the hell out of there. I hate wasting a bullet and try to make it last. I was outta there in 30 min (15 min intro and 15 min business) even though I paid for an hour.

    I am downgrading this apartment from a C plus to a D minus.

  12. #2099
    If you want to stay 6 months:

    fly down

    stay 89 days

    On day 90, take the boat to Colonia, Uruguay and back. that gives you an exit stamp within the 90 days period and a new entry stamp.

    stay 89 more days

    on day 180, fly home.

    You are allowed 90 days on a turist visa in line, and 180 total per year.

    everybody does it like this.

    And welcome to bueraucracy.....
    (I once needed some Argentinean documents. Took a bunch of notarized copies and 3 Apostilles)

    El Alemán

    p.s. you might want to have a return ticket within the 90 days period, so don't buy the cheapest one, but one you can change, even with a penalty.

    edited 01/07:

    I have to add, this only works once. As a tourist, you are allowed max. 180 days a year, and max. 90 during one stay. So, it's not good forever, but for the requested hakf year, it's perfect.

  13. #2098

    getting a visa is tough!

    Hope someone on this thread can give some advice on long-term stay.

    I'm here in florida trying to get a student visa to stay in BA for 6 months. But the documents that the Argentina Consulate make you obtain are really a pain in the ass to get. I've spent over $300 so far getting official copies of criminal background reports, all sorts of notary stamps and apostilles on my birth certificate (I did'nt know what an apostille was until this process), physical exams that have to be certified by a medical board! And on and on. Holy shit.

    I am now thinking I should just go down there on a tourist visa and then try to extend it another 90 days somehow.

    Anyway, I am getting really frustrated. I just want to bone Argentine chicks. Can anyone offer an alternative to getting a Argentinian student visa while here in the states?

    Thanks.

    Yos

  14. #2097
    Daddy,
    Maybe the Prince gives a lower (local) price to Mayra Brill.
    Since tourism in BA has skyrocketed over the last year the Prince may be trying to apply differentiated pricing, i.e. gringo pricing; I know some of the local airlines do that too. I guess sometimes it's better to have a local make the reservation.

    Quote Originally Posted by Daddy Rulz
    I usually stay at the Wilton but it is a little pricey (not really but I'm a cheap fuck) and I was wondering the neighborhood and found the Prince. I talked to the lady at the front desk (ok I slaughtered some Castillano in a poor attempt at communication) and she showed me a room. It was a regular double bed, clean enough room and servicable bathroom. I'm thinking I've maybe found a good backup hotel. I go downstairs and ask how much the room is and her answer is 100 a night. I mutter "cien pesos, bien" and ask for a card. She says "dollares no pesos, cien dollares". I repeated just to be sure, "cien dollares?" Her response "si", I walked without further word. Looking at the web site it says 90 pesos for a double. Wonder what was up with that?

  15. #2096

    3221 Guemes 2 / A

    Time on target 11:03 Zulu. The Madame came down to open the door. At least I thought she was. I introduced myself in the elevator and stated she was too pretty to be the receptionist. She was a bit miffed and made it clear she was not the recptionist. It turned out she was one of 3 girls working and was covering for the Madame. I don't remember her name. Open Monday thru Saturday from 10 am to 10 pm except Friday they stay open all night. 70 pesos 1/2 and 100 the hour.

    Above average apartment in appearance and cleanliness. 2 bedrooms 1 ba.
    The two other girls were presented: Carolina (a bottle blond) and Brit, a brunette with curley shoulder legnth hair and green eyes. All three were a bit too big for my taste and I would class all three in the 5 looks catagory. I chose Brit because she seemed the friendliest of the three. She was also still wet from the shower. (I love being the first customer of the day).

    Brit had a beautiful smile with perfect teeth. 5' 5" 140 lbs puffy breasted C cup. Her real name is Alehandra, 25 from somewhere 2 hours west of the city. Never married, no kids, on the rebound from a bad 2 year relationship. Bad for her and bad for him too. Or he should be horsewhipped for not training her better.

    No DFK, jaw tightly clenched, I only got to brush those beautiful teeth. Only a cursory BBBJ, tip of the tounge on the tip of my dick and her lips barely made it over the head. Let's try cowgirl, she had a beautiful face and those puffy nipples were made to knaw on. No go. Nipples too sensative. I was only allowed to tickle them with my tounge. How about doggie? She responded well but when I started rubbing her clit, she bolted in pain. Well lets get this overwith, I'll just pound her missionary and look at that beautiful face.

    Not only was I the first customer of the day, I believe I must have been the first customer in this girl's lifetime. She fucked like you imagine your mother would fuck: to make babies. Pretty face, pleasant personality, but fornication is for the purpose of procreation, not recreation. Performance gets a 2.

    This place is overpriced for the quality and selection. Should be 40/60 the hour. I will not repeat.

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