2004 Reports - Edited

[JavMav]

Glad to hear it, DH. Turned out to be a money-making day as you spent a lot less than you planned, huh?

I'm really glad for you and even more happy that I can now love ALL the girls at the mansion again.

[Dickhead]

See my post in the mansion section. Nobody stole any money from me. I am an idiot and I apologize to all concerned. BA rules.

[JackDaniels]

Oh well. Nothing I can do. I filed a police report and waited in line a long time. Probably one of my worst days of my life.

Saint, I am sure that in time, you will be able to reconstruct your records. It probably feels like a bigger disaster than it is. Good luck.

[JavMav]

Well, it was worth the wait. Major thanks to Capt Dave, Jackson, ex-pats, Aussies, Britts, lawyers, their significant others, the chicas and the Quilmes Brewing Company! While I can never have the 34 months back lost between trips, the return was special enough to compensate for 1/2 of the time, anyway.

Amazing, considering I never made it to the triangle, Recoletta at night, a restaurant for dinner or called an escort service. Instead, a great time was had hanging out at the mansion for the first of many Sunday BBQ’s. Capt. (who knew Hugh Heffner piloted a boat?) Dave cooked the burgers to perfection, barely keeping up with the chicas’ shocking demand for red meat. They must have averaged a pound of beef each. What is that, 1% of their body weight in burger?

Anyway, you guys couldn’t have been better hosts. It was great to meet dickhead. He IS the real thing, guys. dickhead, perhaps, but NOT an asshole. We should all aspire to achieve his clarity of thought and purpose. Also have to say that I verified he gets terrific advice from counsel, as I too shall benefit from the only truly liberated perspective on things. Yes, they CAN just go F themselves...

One of the new guests, I believe, to the mansion was Viviana. She was the female equivalent of a “super ball.” Singing to songs on the radio, improvising with her own between songs, in the pool, out of the pool, wardrobe changes, and games of pool and ping-pong, where she was the runner-up to Maya. If it weren’t for her ability to wolf down several burgers, I would have suspected the influence of foreign substances.

We all agreed that she was sexy and playful. We also agreed that she was a bit wacko. We knew that she had done a number on the mamosas. So, after told to go F herself by Dickhead after asking for Cien dolares por una hora, I stepped to the plate ready to bargain. I immediately countered with Cien + a free taxi to town + access to the mini-bar (not articulated, but evidently implicit), and a ride for her bitchy female lover who wanted to triple the rate so I could spend 1/2 of the time with Viviana.

However, to avoid losing too much face, I did request 3 hours. I thought she would counter with 2, which would have been fine. Instead, she agreed, leaving me to wonder if she played Texas Hold’em or something to pass the time between my performance and the timer. Oh, and I took Dickhead’s advice and changed from dollars to pesos. So, I cost myself 12 pesos or so, as I gave myself a 3 X 1 exchange rate in a 2.9 world.

In the cab, I began to really tire of Viviana’s friend, who’s name I cannot recall. She was freckly, had a hard body, spoke good English, and everytime I told her no, she stuck her tongue farther down Viviana's throat. I dismissed her at her apartment. She can go F herself.

So we made a rather dramatic entrance into my hotel. While I was glad none of my colleagues were there to see, I figure my pro-bono advice from counsel would definitely apply: “They, too, can go F themselves...”

I still had no sense of what to expect. A loose canon necessarily yields unpredictable results. I could not possibly have imagined what a performer she is. Perhaps it was the right amount of alcohol, and YMMV, but I have never enjoyed a 3 1/2 hour period in my life more. Don’t give me any grief about kids being born, etc. This is different; this is fun.

Nearing the end of my 4th decade on this planet, I became a porn star, albeit on the verge of being a bi-polar experience. From sweet and tender to desperation for raunchy sex. Like going from the Snow White ride to Tower of Terror and back, all in a few minutes. Of the 50 pictures I took, even I can’t look at some of them!

For those who prefer bottom-line acronyms, just assume all of them apply. Those that we didn’t actually do were offered/ requested/ demanded. If you want specifics, I’d be happy to pm or, if necessary, post. I worry a little that the comfortable environment experienced at the mansion and a good deal of alcohol may have affected her performance, so I’m looking forward to other reviews.

Check for pics.

Just landed. Off to sleep.

Jav'

[California Guy]

Just curious if anyone has advice on what else to do while in BA? I won't be in town for too much time, a week, so not the greatest to travel around. I thought I would just enjoy some of the highlights of BA or anything within the surrounding areas.

Also that really sucks that Saint and DH got robbed, especially Saint because he had so much on that computer. I have heard a variety of stories about Argentina so I am hoping I don't have much trouble. I know at the same time that all places have there problems so this isn't different than any other spot. Still it really shows you that you need to be cautious regardless of where you are at!

[Daddy Rulz]

I had a camera stolen from off of the desk I was using at a cyber cafe WHILE I was sitting there answering emails. Not nearly as bad a loss Saint but I understand your amazment at how slick the thief was. I doubt you can wait long enough but I would be glad to bring a laptop down for you in January as it will save you tons of money.

Keep an eye on your stuff guys, these thieves are very good.

[Saint]

Like Dickhead, I had my worst day in Buenos Aires. Maybe my life. I consider myself to be very careful. I have traveled around the world and I am aware what´s going on around me. Anyway, today I was with a client that is closing on an apartment tomorrow. We had lunch at La Strada in Recoleta Village. It was a nice day so we sat outside near the entrance of the restaurant. I had my laptop computer with me as usual in my case along with several other important documents. I had it no more than 1.5 feet from me. It was literally right next to me. I had my client sitting across from me so he could see anyone that was approaching the table. Anyway, I got several calls throughout the lunch. One moment my laptop is there and the next it is gone. Neither of us could believe what happened because neither of us saw anything.

It´s clear this was done by a professional thief. There was no one suspicious around me. I remember reading Dickhead´s post about getting ripped off at the Mansion and I had an eery feeling that wasn´t good. I guess it was a bad omen because a few hours after reading it I was also a victim. Only I didn´t have just a few hundred pesos. My life was on that u$s 3,700 laptop. All my personal stuff, business stuff, photos, etc. I also had my digital camera cord along with many important legal documents.

I´m really in shock and I´d give a thousand us$ just to see a video of how they got it. No one in the restaurant saw anything and I don´t remember anyone suspicious walking by us. I heard nothing. It is really amazing. Be very very very careful with your personal belongings. I´d honestly rather have been robbed at gunpoint so at least I know how it happened. Anyway, my life will be a mess the next few days trying to get a laptop, changing keys and getting the personal documents again that I had.

Oh well. Nothing I can do. I filed a police report and waited in line a long time. Probably one of my worst days of my life.

[Dickhead]

Yesterday was my worst day in BA so far. I went to the mansion pool party, but the twins were coming and going with everyone else so fast I could not get a hold of one. The masseuse went home just when I was wanting to do her and would not stay for me, saying she was tired. The Paraguayan I wanted to fuck quoted me 100 dollars, and I think she is more into girls. Then when I changed out of my bathing suit, I discovered all my money had been stolen. Edit: I was mistaken about that and I apologize. See my later post.

So I left via #29 bus since all I had left were coins, but then when the bus turned off Santa Fe I realized I was right near 3373 so I hit an ATM and rang the bell, 5C. But the madam came down and said no one was available. I didn't want to wait so I hopped on the #39 and went home and started calling numbers.

First choice Patricia no answer. Second choice Rafaela was happy to hear from me but was at a friend's birthday party and unavailable. Third choice Jhana some guy answered her phone and that's the second time that's happened so forget about her. Got a hold of Mabel from Tucumán and she agreed to come over before work and said she could be there in forty minutes.

She never showed up. So overall I spent 40 for the topless ping pong tournament prize pool, got 255 stolen, and got no pussy. I am going to lay low for a while.

[Napalm]

Hello Gents,

I'll be visiting BA around the end of January. I've got three weeks vacation but not sure if I should spend the whole three weeks in BA or maybe hit Rio too. I was actually gonna go to Costa Rica at first until I saw how fine the women are in Argentina.

Anyways, I'm in Iraq now so my internet time is limited and plus people are usually looking over my shoulder so if some of you BA regulars could give me a couple of tips, like are the girls on platynum as good as they look? Has anyone been with Barbarella on there, girl #31 I think. She is fine as hell in her pictures but how about in real life?

Sandy Roses is pretty cute, I might try and get together with her while I'm there.

It seems as though Roxana and maybe Mayra are good contacts, I'll probably email them, and what's the deal on the WSG Mansion? Is that a local mongers house (Jackson's maybe?), or? Can I stop by there and say hi or is that invite only?

I was thinking about maybe renting an apt. since I will be there for a few weeks and it seems Recoleta is the place to be? I see Saint has some apts for rent so I'll drop him a line too.

Any tips or advise would be greatly appreciated, as this is my first trip to BA and I'll be going solo.

My normal mongering AO is Southern California so if anyone needs info for there just let me know!

Thanks much!

Napalm

[JackDaniels]

It was me who said a week is probably enough time in BA. Entirely depends on the individual of course. If you are going to be visiting more than one city, it is worth rationing your time. I am also not a hard core monger. I tire of clubs easily. Going to the same clubs every day can become repetitive. One week is enough for me. I will come back again and enjoy the city.

Right now, I am in Sao Paulo, where it is more expensive than BA. I went to a club called Cafe Photo. This place is set up as an exclusive gentleman's club and makes Black look like a backstreet bar. I got the perfect 10 out of there last night. A blonde 21 year old student with a super body. The previous day, a cute girl from Bahamas who was an enthusiastic and loud performer. I had to put a finger in her mouth to quieten her down, which she sucked on vigorously !

I am having a great time here and I had a great time in BA.

[JavMav]

I'm off to the Mansion for my last 1 or 2 samples of this fine country's fine, fine Pusssssssssssssy!!!!!

Right behind you -- save me a twin! Or Veronica. Or anybody. Even a front row seat to the ping-pong tournament...

Hope it´s less than a year!!

Mav

[Flexible Horn]

Goodbye, Adios, Au Revoir, Arrivederci, Auf Wiedersehen, Adeus etc, etc.

Last day, where doe's time go when your having fun? I read a recent report where the guy said "A week in BsAs is enough time" Enough time he must be joking, I have just spent my 2nd 6 week stint in BsAs this year and NO it's not enough time.

If your reading this board & thinking of going to BsAs, go, book your ticket, email Mayra for your accomodation and you WILL have a fantastic time in a fantastic city.

Chica highlights; In no particular order,

Lisette(24) Affaire Good sex
Nicol(20) Jaz Pub Good Sex
Alexandra(23) Salome GFE sex
Fiamma(24) Solid Gold, only been working 4 weeks,Fresh.
Patricia(24) Jaz Pub, very affectionate, every service.
Pam(22) Affaire, very new, 2 weeks,Good GFE.
Shiela(20) Cutty Sark, All sevices-animal (In the nice sense)

And of course "The Twins" If you don't enjoy them, you need help.
Bad/Poor experiences a few, it's to be expected.

I think (99.9%) some *****( I have her photo), stole something from me. It was not expensive us$25, but when I unpack & 100% sure I'll post her picture as a warning to you fellow mongers.

To the guys I met new & old, sincere thanks, I won't list you to many, but thanks for great company and some great fun!

Right, I'm off to the Mansion for my last 1 or 2 samples of this fine country's fine, fine Pusssssssssssssy!

Signing out for my last time for what looks like over a year (sob, sob),

Flexible Horn in Buenos Aires.

[Carlton]

Guys,

This is my first post after being a member for quite a while – hope it is helpful. I am writing it from the point of view of the first time visitor to the cities fitting in some good short term shaggin’ – all based on what I learned from you guys here and my own research. I recently visited South America for a week staring with Santiago – with no action due work and a public holiday and great sex in Buenos Aires and Rio.

BA night one:

After arriving in BA on Thursday night about 8pm I headed for Suipacha, north of Centro and east of Recoleta looking for the triangle of pleasure described earlier in these threads. I quickly found Hook (936), Catto’s (930 right next door) and Ness (919) opposite (and noted apartment block 921) and then wondered around the area to get my bearings. I walked past the two SW’s café’s Orleans (cnr Cordoba and San Martin) and Excedra (cnr Cordoba and Carlos Pellegrini) and saw a few bored looking women sitting at tables on their own. Orleans was a big open café where there were about 5 older women, 30’s and more, while Excedra had a couple of younger more attractive women in what was a smaller more intimate looking café whith more groups of others there as well – this was in just walking by in early evening. Decided to eat before getting into the beers and the chicas. Restaurant on the same side as Ness about 6 shops north – had my first amazing Argentinean steak.

About 11pm I went straight to Hooks, which I had been able to see from the restaurant – seeing a load of good lookers going inside. Inside it is a small dark, wooded bar with three seating areas and a dance floor with, I think, 2 poles. There were about three guys there each with a chica and about 10 free chicas. The waiter took my order for a beer, me ordering a local beer assuming it would be cheaper than the Heineken they would probably want to sell me (and it was cheaper).

All the chicas checked me out and after about five minutes one came over. Unfortunately she was one of the older ones and pretty, but not the young firm body I was looking for, but she was ok and spoke reasonable small English so I got her a drink and was pleasantly surprised she went for a coke which with my beer I think was about 22p – pretty good I thought. She strung the line that she had only been there a couple of weeks – bullshit. I then had the difficulty after a while of letting her know she was not the one for me, and she tried to talk me round and eventually was pretty pissed off but went away after she had offered 150p for a couple of hours.

Obviously the other girls were probably wary of me now and no one came over and I could not catch the eye of one amazing slim stunner, there were another 6 girls there by now averaging 5’s to 9’s. A couple of others took my fancy and when I ordered another beer the waiter asked if I wanted an English speaker and he called over one of them – great. She was pretty, not stunning, tall, slim, long dark hair and pale skinned girl who spoke enough English for us to have a laugh with my few bad Spanish words. She had a Heineken and we soon settled on 150p for 2hrs incl taxi time to my hotel in Centro (she wanted the love hotel around the corner).

For about 5 minutes a stunning dancer came on and did the poles stripping to nude – short blonde hair, a superb body and pretty natural looking blonde. My girl said she was Russian and (probably obviously) she said she only danced and did not work the floor, and I did not see her again.

My girl went and changed into street gear which was nice enough to get into the hotel without being obvious. We left and got a taxi outside where the doorman pressed for a tip for hailing the cab! The hotel doorman asked me register her at reception but I did not bother – straight up to my room.

She asked for the money up front and, as she was very open, I was happy to trust her. I showered and she just did the bidet wash and brushed her teeth with the hotels give-away’s and then I really saw what a great body she had. Small perfectly formed tits, flat stomach and no kiddie marks and great legs. We had a great kissing session, CBJ, DATY and screwing in a few positions. When we finished she was in no hurry and we lay cuddling for at least half an hour well, over her time.

Then we showered briefly together and she left. As I intended to try a few other places I did not bother to ask for her cell phone – plenty more in the pond. I gave her 10p for the taxi.

Great GFE chick and a nice intro to South America and Argentinean girls and I liked Hook – not intimidating and easy to come and go if you want.

Does Hook always have a dancer, and does anyone recognize the “Russian” dancer? She must do more than dancing I would have thought – and that is a nice thought.

I will add another report for my other nights soon.

Carlton

[Dickhead]

Fucked the buck toothed gal again. Daiana is her name and that is the correct spelling. I did not remember her name but was able to get it from a disinterested third party before it became an issue. Out of all the women I have fucked in Buenos Aires, I can definitely say that she is one of them. First time I fucked her I was drunk and she spent a lot of time and effort in a futile attempt to do her job. This time I was sober so it did not take her long and she did not want to hang around afterwards. I suggested maybe some more blow job after and she suggested maybe some more money so love ya see ya bye. Nice gal, affectionate, skilled BBJ, nice body, recommended but not the highlight of my career. Took the bus there (#109 but #106 would actually be better), cab back was 5 pesos, my drink 10 and hers 25 instead of the normal 20 cuz she ordered some foo foo shit. Money not discussed since it was discussed last time. 100 pesos. Session was short, like forty minutes. Gave her ten pesos for taxi since I didn't last time, and since she didn't ask (she asked last time and I said no). Atmosphere there is boring when the downstairs is not open but I was on a mission so we were out of there in probably 10-15 minutes. All in all a very efficient process.

[Jackson]

Hi Starfe,

The charity website is at www.wsgcharities.com.

There's a PayPal button on the website.

The mailing address for checks is also on the website.

Thanks,

Jackson

I love reading the Buenos Aires board & would just assume that the bus would have been filled to the brim by now. There is sure no shortage of tales of sexual conquests.

Would you please post the paypal site to make a donation. Can't seem to find it. Also the address where someone might send a check .