Gemidos.com.ar - Chica Reviews

[Strad]

$40 is not the bottom price for the value. I have seen far lower price, and higher value. I conclude $40 is not something worth mocking yourself for in Argentina.

Thanks!

Strad

[StrayLight]

Sol was my first monger activity in Buenos Aires. Originally I had had my heart set on seeing Maryella of Gemidos. I have a thing for older women and tall women, and Maryella seemed to fit that bill to a "T." For some time I had been looking forward to getting down there and seeing her. Alas, the best laid plans...yada yada. Maryella retired, and I was left to scour the maduras section of the web site to see what I could find. Unfortunately, my apartment had a restricted phone, meaning I could not call cell phones. So I was limited to calling non-cell numbers, of which there were only a few, and fewer still listing women who spoke English.

Thus I ended up seeing Sol, which turned out to be a real good news / bad news story.

The good news.

First and foremost, I got laid for $40 USD.

Forty...dollars.

To put this in perspective, at my last charge rate in the States, if I had simply shut the door to my office and jerked off, I could have come close to losing $40 in billable time.

And here I got laid for that.

And her attitude was good, too. I told her when I walked in that she was my first Argentine chica, and that no sé los códigos de las chicas. She told me the codigas were muy fácil and that she would be glad to explain. They basically boiled down to: (1) I would give her 120 pesos, and (2) she would fuck me. I liked it. To quote Captain Jack Sparrow, they were simple and easy to remember. It worked for me. (Oh yeah, and she supplied the condom.

Then there was her location. This woman literally worked about as close as you could get to my apartment without actually being in the same building. Walk fifty yards down to the corner, turn left, and she was in the first residential building. Unbelievable.

And the prostate massage. This was totally unexpected. She began with a simple back massage, during which I let her know in no uncertain terms that any playing with or touching of my ass was going to be received favorably. Well, next thing I knew she was lubing up a covered finger, and diving in. Now, I've had better prostate massages, but I've also had worse. Many, many that were much worse. She was in the middle of the pack – maybe even slightly above – but I enjoyed it nonetheless. Probably as much because it was totally unexpected as for the quality.

And for a number of reasons – see "aroma", below – I consider the fact that her blow job was covered to be part of the "good news" category.

Finally, it wasn't just a wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am affair. It was more like. Whaaaaaaaam-baaaaaaaaam-thank-you-maaaaa'aaaaaaam. You know, 40 minutes on station or thereabouts. No rush to get me off and get me out, but no invitation to stay and discuss the benefits of Tai Chi, either.

So that was good. Sort of.

Now for the bad news.

This woman did not look even remotely like the photos on the web site. The resemblance was about the same as that of a chimpanzee to an orangoutang; somewhere up the Linnaean classification system they share a common category. Similarly, this woman and the photo on the web site shared some basic features -- one vagina, two breasts -- but not much more.

Then there was her English. The web site clearly said she spoke English, but as far as I could tell her English was limited to the word "no". As in "no entiendo."

Finally, there was her – how shall I say? – aroma. As the actual fucking proceeded, this woman started smelling as if she were midway through fucking the entire 82nd Airborne Division. It was not rank, mind you; rather, it was...stale. Very stale. Kind of like very dirty socks. No cuddling for this guy once I came, know what I mean?

But hey...$40 USD! Shit! As Buffett says, price is what you pay, value is what you get. And for $40 USD, I'd be hard pressed to recall a better price / value deal in my time mongering. I'm sure that will change in short order, but it was a great intro to the Buenos Aires mongering scene.

SL.

P. S. As a final note, another good point was looking up on the wall over the bed just after I had come and seeing pictures of the Virgin Mary and her oldest son, JC, looking down at us in holy bliss. I always like it when a provider has a sense of humor and does something that makes me chuckle.

[BundaLover]

Your destiny was set by the fact that you state you don't speak Spanish. What the hell did you expect to do during dinner make hand gestures thoughout the meal in lieu of conversation? Some of the girls make good dates some not. Your generalization was based upon how many dates? One?

Thanks for the advice.

[Alan23]

Coupe,

Don't mind at all giving you more detail - anything to prevent an unpleasant / unintended experience by a fellow board member.

I absolutely, positively declined - could not leave that apartment fast enough, which by the way is located at 845 Viamonte 10A. So in the future if you make an appointment with that address (as there is more than one girl working there) you may be faced with a "bait and switch" on the pricing - meaning being quoted the half hour price for the requested hourly rate over the phone.

Flopy was dressed in sweat pants and a tee shirt that the bottom had been cut short. No make-up, not even her hair was brushed - she looked like shit. Her breasts have reduced in size, the best I could see (or she had them extremely "bound and gagged") She was literally blowing smoke in the face of myself and her handler - so was hard to see. No sign of a C-section, but sweat pants were fairly high. The deal with the skin on her stomach is simply a matter of genetics - I think. Some woman have beautiful skin that bounces right back, looking great with minimal stretch marks. In this case, looked to me to be what is called "marbling" in the meat business. She has bad skin, the smoking, etc. All contribute.

If the price had been 100p - not sure if I would have had a look at those tits or not. She simply looks like a hag (a lot of that is attitude) This is a 30-50p per hour girl - because she acts like it! There are just too many really nice girls around for this kind of crap!

Your thoughts?

Alan

[Coupe66]

Alan 23, Thanks for the update and for curbing my enthusiuasm, now I can calm down! It's always different in reality, either better or worse.

What's up with her stomach, just fat or has she had a ceaserean or something? Images of Alien, the movie, are popping into my mind! Surely, its not that bad! So let me get this straight, you saw her, then declined, right? And the tits, as good as in the photos, is she small or tall, and what about the face? Sorry if these recollections are painful for you, but we appreciate the info!

[Alan23]

This was also posted on another Thread concerning Flopy / Kamila!

Guys,

Sorry to say that you have jumped the gun. Went to visit "Flopy" today, we are dealing with a fraud and someone who's photos are not representative.

First: Over the phone price was quoted as 100p / hour. Upon arrival it became 100p / half hour and 200p / hour. When I declined, the telephonist, greeter, requested 50p because I did not take the appointment (think you know my response to this)

Second: Did anyone ask the question why NONE of Flopy's photos include her stomach. Let me give you a visual: go to your local butcher and look at the fat on an untrimmed side of beef - get the picture!

Normally I'm pretty understanding when it comes to the "mommy marks" - and think that the gals with kids make some of the best lovers. This was disgusting, with my opinion being clouded my the smoke she was blowing in my face as we talked.

The only pictures that are worth considering - are the ones your fellow members have posted.

Sorry for the bad news,

Alan

[Coupe66]

http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=6364

Will somebody please take these amazing tits out for a ride, I would love to know how they cope 'on the job'. Please treat this rental with care though, as I want to have a go myself when I am next in BA, not for another few months. I hope this model will still be on the market then, without too much mileage!

I know we all have different tastes, but come on guys, you have to agree, this is a great pair of tits. And check out those nipples! Oh yeah. And not bad looking either.

So come on you lucky gringo's, at least a report or preferably even some photos of those huge melons in action!

[Foghat]

Has anyone hooked up with this chica Diosa from Gemidos? She looks like a prime piece of ass. Except the tatoos. I do like the butterfly on her ass.

She looks high dollar, Maybe 400 pesos an hour. But she looks worth it.

I have never had any luck with escort services. They never send the girl in the photo.

Peace

[Nomadic1]

Hey Guys,

I've had problems with bait and switch. Sometimes I don't mind, other times it pisses me off when I'm trying to make an informed decision which affects my time and money. Any chance we can have an update on what photos are not current in Gemidos or other sites?

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Hi Nomadic1,

The answer is "We'll have updates when you post them."

Thanks,

Jackson

[Tinman]

Man, I'd like to take a dip into these two spinners.

Naira:

http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=6144

Yael:
http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=escorts&ct=1&pb=140

Has anyone been with them that could recommend / not recommend?

I like Naira because she has a nice smile. Looks genuine which I hope translates into good service.

Gracias boludos.

Tin.

[David Long]

There is a chica on gemidos. She is listed twice under the names Nacha and Susan.

Does anyone have any info on her?

I'd really like to meet this one when I go to Buenos Aires.

[Dickhead]

I have had dinner with at least fifteen different chicas (hookers), and have gone to shows and so forth with five or six. I've always paid for everything but have never paid them for their time. Only once did one ever ask:

One time, shortly after I moved here, I took a chica on the boat to Colonia. Her idea. I paid for both tickets, all meals, and a small gift from the duty free shop. We got back to her place and she said, "Gee, it's late and I'm tired; let's not have sex." I said okay. She said, "I guess you can give me a couple of hundred pesos, though, for spending the day with you." I said, "I think not" and I never called her again. She called me numerous times and I made various excuse the first few times and then I told her she had insulted me and pissed me off and to never call me again.

[Jazz Doc]

Last year I contracted with Roxanne with a beautiful chica, for a 1 hour session, followed by a lunch date with me, my friend, and his chica. When she got there, she wanted money for the sex hour, plus money for the dinner date. Even though I was going to buy dinner. Since I can't speak spanish, the whole deal was about to go bad, but my friends girl, Libya, who speaks great english, smoothes it over. But the girl never was as animated as our first session, when it was just an hour for sex, and nothing else. Lesson learned. They don't give a shit about you. You are going to pay for their time one way or the other. I'm going to pay for the sex, and eat on my own clock and dollar.

[Daddy Rulz]

It's always a mistake and a slippery slope to pay a chica for merely spending time with you.

Couple of years ago it was my birthday, so a friend o mine was having a tln with a friend o mine if you catch my meaning. She found out it was my birthday and said we had to have a party. She called a friend and as it was explained to me I was going to pick up dinner and entertainment but if I wanted "special" entertainment that would be extra. Seemed like fun to me so I said sure, I double checked that it was ok if I didn't dig the girl that I wasn't obligated to buy sex, yes yes no problem I was assured.

So this girl shows up, she was a little older than I usually like but really smoking hot, in great shape and very, very sexy. We all had a great time at dinner and I was very mindfull of the clock, getting us back to the hotel around midnight, that way I figured a little badda bing and she out going to the club to look for the next Mr. Right now.

So we get back to the room and she wants 800 pesos before sex starts, 200 per hour for the 4 hours we had been together then 200 more for sex. After I figured out she wasn't jokeing and I stopped laughing things got a little serious. I ended up giving her 30 pesos for the cab and not having sex with her. This was sooooooooo bizarre, I offered her the 200 pesos for some bamma lamma ding dang but she wouldn't take it until I paid her 800 pesos for the time at dinner. She ended up with pretty much nothing.

Here was the really funny part, I asked her if I could share the cab with her to the club and if she would recomend any younger chickas that were good in bed. I thought she was gonna kill me.

If they want to hang around after I'm done fucking and I haven't been with them a lot before I tell them to make themselves comfortable but I'm not paying them any more money. Don't think Billy got burned, more about bad communication prolly but live and learn. Thanks for letting us know about that Billy because I really do wanna fuck that girl some day.

Daddy

[El Grandote]

It's too bad that they don't see the long term advantages of keeping a good reputation. One bad scam like that can ruin their rep with us and we have the ability to communicate this with others. We should start a hall of shame thread so we can track of these putas that are scam artist. I have a couple of names and photos I would like to contribute.

El G