General Travel Plan Announcements

[Daddy Rulz]

I can meet you for a beer at Orleans in the afternoon and lead you into decadence.

Stranger

Sal if you decide to take him up on this please ensure you seatbelt is fastened and your tray is in the upright and locked position.

[Stranger]

I just got to BA and will be here for a week. Its my first time here, so appreciate any suggestions on genuine, attractive GFE escorts. What are currently the best take out clubs to go to from a quality for price perspective? Happy to go out with any other fellow mongers in town!

I can meet you for a beer at Orleans in the afternoon and lead you into decadence.

Stranger

[Sal1968]

I just got to BA and will be here for a week. Its my first time here, so appreciate any suggestions on genuine, attractive GFE escorts. What are currently the best take out clubs to go to from a quality for price perspective? Happy to go out with any other fellow mongers in town!

[Dickhead]

In my state, on the back of every lottery ticket it states, 'Prize money equals 50% of sales. ' This means the following:

1) If you play this game with a dollar 5 times you will end up with 3. 125 cents on average.

2) If you lose it is not tax deductible but if you win you will face state and local taxes of up to 45.

3) So you will end up with barely two cents on the dollar after taxes, on average, if you buy a one dollar lottery ticket five times.

There are some problems with the assumptions behind this, namely that the maximum loss is 100% and the maximum win is infinite, so returns are lognormally distributed instead of normally distributed, but even if you correct for that, the results are dismal.

Casino gambling reminds me a lot of shooting heroin. It probably will turn out badly in the short run, but if it does not, it will definitely turn out badly in the long run.

[Wild Walleye]

It is also instructive to consider the fact that the vast majority of those large, fancy casinos were not built with the money that the customers won.

I'm just sayin' ya know.

Good point. I was trying to explain to my 13 year old the basics of casino economics (I. E. The odds are always well in the favor of the house).

[Dickhead]

It is also instructive to consider the fact that the vast majority of those large, fancy casinos were not built with the money that the customers won.

I'm just sayin' ya know.

[Wild Walleye]

None of the numbers are right, commissions are way to fucking high, payoffs on craps are way lower, drinks aren't free. Casinos here kinda suck. For privados there is a wealth of info on the boards, kinda hard to just drop a few addy's. Depends on what you're looking for.

I'll second what DR says. You can gamble at home. The chances to enjoy prime Argentinian meat (at least for me) are less plentiful at home. Knowing a few folks in the Bs As gaming industry makes me even less inclined to donate my hard-earned dollars to the casinos. If you need some excitement, put your Rolex on the outside of your sleeve and walk around one of the seedy neighborhoods, late at night (good cardio workout).

[Daddy Rulz]

Hola gents,

Will be arriving into BA the second week of November for a three week stay, This is my fourth trip to BA since 2004. I mix tango with the chicas and privados and just hanging out. Looking forward to the visit, my last visit was in Dec 2010. I have enjoyed your posts and have written a few myself. I have a couple of questions.

1) I will be staying in barrio Almagro (Sarmiento at Pringle) ; any good privados in this area or nearby?

2) I hear there are casinos along the coastal towns. I play blackjack and craps. Would like to check out a las vegas style casino in BA or nearby; any recommendations?

And any guys into tango and putas drop me a line and maybe we can connect.

Best,

Cheerfull

None of the numbers are right, commissions are way to fucking high, payoffs on craps are way lower, drinks aren't free. Casinos here kinda suck. For privados there is a wealth of info on the boards, kinda hard to just drop a few addy's. Depends on what you're looking for.

[TejanoLibre]

Hola gents,

Will be arriving into BA the second week of November for a three week stay, This is my fourth trip to BA since 2004. I mix tango with the chicas and privados and just hanging out. Looking forward to the visit, my last visit was in Dec 2010. I have enjoyed your posts and have written a few myself. I have a couple of questions.

1) I will be staying in barrio Almagro (Sarmiento at Pringle) ; any good privados in this area or nearby?

2) I hear there are casinos along the coastal towns. I play blackjack and craps. Would like to check out a las vegas style casino in BA or nearby; any recommendations?

And any guys into tango and putas drop me a line and maybe we can connect.

Best,

Cheerfull

The Floating Casino in Puerto Madero is good enough and you can beat it if your good and or lucky.

The Casino under the Horse Track only has slot machines and the Casino in Tigre is probably the largest and most modern.

Offers dinning options too.

Take a. 25 cent train ride to the casino in Tigre, it's just been redone.

Or a 200p taxi ride.

But DH may be correct, there is NOTHING like Vegas but Vegas.

Nice Tango Club downtown to dance with willing females, famous and cheap.

TL

[Dickhead]

I would not fuck with inferior Argie casinos and would go to Punta del Este, Uruguay, if I wanted to gamble. If you don't want to do that, Mar del Plata would be okay.

[Cheerfull]

Hola gents,

Will be arriving into BA the second week of November for a three week stay, This is my fourth trip to BA since 2004. I mix tango with the chicas and privados and just hanging out. Looking forward to the visit, my last visit was in Dec 2010. I have enjoyed your posts and have written a few myself. I have a couple of questions.

1) I will be staying in barrio Almagro (Sarmiento at Pringle) ; any good privados in this area or nearby?

2) I hear there are casinos along the coastal towns. I play blackjack and craps. Would like to check out a las vegas style casino in BA or nearby; any recommendations?

And any guys into tango and putas drop me a line and maybe we can connect.

Best,

Cheerfull

[Old Coach]

Hi all.

Will be visiting BsAs from 3-14 October (just for pleasure!). Would like to meet up with forum members.
Will be staying in Recoleta.
I speak almost no Spanish at all.

[Mpexy]

Hello, thanks for all the info I'll keep everything in mind! Yes I do speak fluent spanish and my dad lives in Argentina so I'll hve access to pesos. As for the pro boliches, which would be some of the best one, Black, Madaho, other? I've read somewhere that one can most likely buy the dancers from those clubs which could be considered top tier girls. Also, any places where one could get with any pornstars? Thanks again, I don't monger in USA as it's way too heated with cops here so I could use all a lot of help haha.

No idea current prices because just landed and not going out on a dead Sunday, but 17 months ago when I regularly pulled some dancers out of madahos:

1. Even by my professional standards, I'd rate the dancers a 9 (on 10 body scale, face is too subjective so I don't factor that). So yes, decently top tier (*technically an 8 as most dancers have implants and by my standards I'd have to ding them for the chop shop butchery by most Argentine PS docs but saying 9 to make easier for most guys to imagine)

2. Not all were for sale, just dance only. Obviously everyone has a price point where no turns to yes, but I'm fairly comfortable saying at least half the dancers won't go out for straight cash as a norm. Walk in as a soccer star and I'm sure the story may be different.

As an exception to my anti-price police rule of thumb to not post prices (unless a fixed cost place like a privado) , only way above statement makes sense / credibility is simply say some dancers I've offered up to $1k US and answer was polite no. I'm a fairly average looking guy. No embarassing body issues. So I took the no answers as simply personal girl choice and not a no, you disgust me and not even for a million dollars kind of no.

The minimum I've ever pulled a dancer out is $500 US or equivalent in pesos. Generally gotten multi hour to toda la noche and with some eventually month or multi month deals outside the club.

There's a couple ways to hook up with porn stars. I prefer amateurs so never tried but been told by some colleagues who've done it:

A) pricier but easier way is simply be a casting agent. No qualifications needed but money. Call one of the local agencies representing porn stars and pay the normal freight for a 1 day session. In California the tape session for a day runs $1-2k for the girl assuming she's name brand but not top star AVN award winner, plus about double for the production crew. Minus the crew you can book the porn star for her daily set rate. Some even offer private tape sessions to avoid the crew cost.

But that's california. For Argentina, only tip I can give short of asking my friend is recall he contacted some agency in bs. As that provides a lot of the talent for argentinaX porn films. Given your Spanish level and dad, could probably search and find them relatively easy. Then just book who you like at her booking rate.

B) less pricey but needs more info / connections is basically ask and find out porn stars that already escort on the side. Don't really know anything about this route in Argentina

[PatoCasaNova]

First, get the concept of "dollars" out of your head. You are buying goods and services in Bs As in pesos (sort of). Of course, if you are getting a better deal by using dollars or if the vendor won't accept pesos, that isn't always true. Figure out in advance how you are going to convert your dollars to pesos (looks like xoom is pretty good) and estimate the various costs associated with different places. Just because you pay more for something doesn't guarantee that it will be better.

You might want to try a mix of "non-pro" clubs (like Museum in San Telmo) and "pro" boliches. I suspect that places like these will have the largest number of beautiful women. They don't guarantee great sexo but, chances are excellent that you will see some real babes. Assuming that you speak Castelano and that your friends don't, you are going to wind up playing interpreter and negotiator.

Look to see if there are any college affiliations in Bs As that you could utilize. Does your school have any students in Bs As? If so, you could email them (preferable female) and work the "we're coming to Bs As, what cultural activities and historic sites do you suggest?" It might give you entre into another potential group.

Don't let yourself or your friends get carried away with the pictures on the escort websites. While many are accurate, many are not. Bait and switch is a national pastime. I don't think that the escort websites list ages under 21 (legal compliance and / or avoidance).

Hello, thanks for all the info I'll keep everything in mind! Yes I do speak fluent spanish and my dad lives in Argentina so I'll hve access to pesos. As for the pro boliches, which would be some of the best one, Black, Madaho, other? I've read somewhere that one can most likely buy the dancers from those clubs which could be considered top tier girls. Also, any places where one could get with any pornstars? Thanks again, I don't monger in USA as it's way too heated with cops here so I could use all a lot of help haha.

[Wild Walleye]

Hello, I was born in Argentina but moved to USA when I was 13 and I'm now 22 years old. I will be going to Buenos Aires with a few college friends my age to party hard in October for 5 days. I've lurked the forums here yesterday and realized some of the girls would not really fit my likes as they are typically older than me. We have been saving a lot of money for some time for this trip and we wouldn't mind paying TOP US dollar for the best of the best as long as the girls are 18-24 or just model type hot like the girls. Maybe I'm asking for too much but if there is any club or mall to rent out top Girls, please let me know! All of my friends are American and love Argentinian soccer so I want to leave them with the best memory of Argentina. So to recap anyone know anywhere where we can get Superhot+legal aged young girls, money is not really an issue. Thanks in advance everyone.

First, get the concept of "dollars" out of your head. You are buying goods and services in Bs As in pesos (sort of). Of course, if you are getting a better deal by using dollars or if the vendor won't accept pesos, that isn't always true. Figure out in advance how you are going to convert your dollars to pesos (looks like xoom is pretty good) and estimate the various costs associated with different places. Just because you pay more for something doesn't guarantee that it will be better.

You might want to try a mix of "non-pro" clubs (like Museum in San Telmo) and "pro" boliches. I suspect that places like these will have the largest number of beautiful women. They don't guarantee great sexo but, chances are excellent that you will see some real babes. Assuming that you speak Castelano and that your friends don't, you are going to wind up playing interpreter and negotiator.

Look to see if there are any college affiliations in Bs As that you could utilize. Does your school have any students in Bs As? If so, you could email them (preferable female) and work the "we're coming to Bs As, what cultural activities and historic sites do you suggest?" It might give you entre into another potential group.

Don't let yourself or your friends get carried away with the pictures on the escort websites. While many are accurate, many are not. Bait and switch is a national pastime. I don't think that the escort websites list ages under 21 (legal compliance and/or avoidance).