Clubs and Boliches - General Info

[Timba8]

The Louvre of the plastic surgeon's art would be Los Angeles.

Having (happily) avoided the LA strip club scene, I'll bow to your greater experience and call this sloppy seconds.

[Mpexy]

The Louvre of the plastic surgeon's art would be Los Angeles.

[Timba8]

As a long time (but reformed) patron (San Fran, London, Paris, Vegas, Atlanta, BKK) my radar always goes on code red when I go into a strip club. My experience has been that they try to vacuum your wallet with promises, but no performance. Of course BKK is a major exception.

I figured that my BA experience wouldn't be complete without a trip to these two strip joints:

Blacks - wall to wall ladies @ 11 p.m. or so.
Madahos - same as Blacks.

Still, the temptation factor was very low. To me, if you consider the plastic surgeons work to be an art form, then this is the Louvre.

[Robert Dean]

I've visited those places suggested as upscale.

Are they really the very best a big city like BsAs can offer?

I understand that many of you might frown at the title, and I do understand the reasons, which I respect. I have no intention of starting something that will go on and on forever, without any practical result.

The question is: where can all the "aspiring models" be found? I've heard a few comments about some agencies, and would like to know your experience in that area.

Thanks!

[Full Throttle]

First time in BA this week. This forum has been more then helpful. Going thru all the threads but nothing really concrete on rates for clubs / coffee / massages.

Can anyone respons with a quick summary;

Note: Prices "all-in," including compulsory drinks, exit fees, etc.

Clubs, hi-lo end.

-hourly. 800-200

-all night. 1200-220

Coffee Shops.

-hourly. 125-250

-all night. 250-400

Masssages.

-hourly range. 60-80 HJ included, 100-140 FS included.

THANKS!

Welcome.

Also, Apartamentos:

30 min. 50-100P.

60 min. 80-150P.

Add 30 pesos for a BBBJ because we've been paying it for some reason.

FT

[MiddleAgeGuy]

Again semi-off-topic, but Sol y Gol is funny. I had a similar experience, but in writing.

I had emailed an old aquaintance that I would be happy to buy her a drink next time I was in BA. She wrote back that she was now working at "Clash", gave me la direccion, seemed to be right on restraunt row in Recolata. I could not remember seeing anything like it so I thought it might be in the old Hippopotemus. Turns out it was "Clarks".

"Clash" = "Clarks"; go figure.

MAG

[Du Mehard]

First time in BA this week. This forum has been more then helpful. Going thru all the threads but nothing really concrete on rates for clubs / coffee / massages.

Can anyone respons with a quick summary;

Clubs, hi-lo end.

-hourly.

-all night.

Coffee Shops.

-hourly.

-all night.

Masssages.

-hourly range.

THANKS!

[Moore]

A little off topic here - but the hardest Spanish words to understand are English words that the locals use. I'll be at the kiosk, for example, and someone next to me will ask for kihmheelpoks and I have no idea what they’re saying. Ah, now I see it being exchanged, Camel Box.

Once I remember, awhile back, setting up a meeting over the phone with a girl at the club "Mint". It took at least 5 times for me to understand what she was saying. And I had heard of the place before.

And by the way guys, please be nice to me. I’m really embarrassed about my SolidGold fuckup, posted for all to see. My Spanish is pretty good and sol and gol are 2 valid words which also rhyme. Not the catchiest name for a whoarehouse but it doesn’t sound unfathomable either. If I spoke little Spanish I probably would have asked for a spelling, assuming I could manage asking a question like that.

[Belmont Too]

That is indeed funny!

While In Cartagena, the Taxistas couldn't understand "McDonalds"

"No entiendes Hamberguesas-McDonalds?

I speak spanish, but with out luck a Colombian who spoke english was able to translate to spanglish.

Hence: Mcdonna! Sound almost like Madonna.

I laughed my ass off!

[Monger514]

That's funny. I went there a couple of times. The first time I went the taxi driver kept saying the name to me and for the life of me I could not understand what he was saying.

Second time was a bust but the first one I pulled out a very nice girl who I would repeat with. But couldn't find her next time I came to BA.

[Moore]

My honest mistake for not recognizing "Sol y Gol" as Solid Gold. Ive known this whoare for several month and I guess "Sun and Goal" sounded like a valid name. Feel free to crucify me.

[Dickhead]

Too funny. I thought Moore was being sarcastic and trolling. Sol y Gol = Solid Gold when a Spanish speaking person is saying it, for sure. "B" and "d" and "v" have hard sounds when they come at the beginning of a word or phrase, after vowels, or after consonants "m" and "n" but soft sounds with an open mouth in any other position, hence Sol eed golth.

[Moore]

Yes, I bet its Solid Gold. That is how it sounded over the phone from a portena with lots of background noise. Any ending consonants never come out right - five sounds like fai. SoleeGolll.

Fuck, I heard that place sucks balls, but will try anyway. Probably already been there multiple times but don't remember. Can you fuck onsite?

Envidia is a farm club for the big leagues, I like to find the winners before they become largecaps.

[Hunt99]

Ha ha ha ha ha!

Porteno pronunciation of "Solid Gold" will indeed sound like "Sol y Gol".

[Aramis Col]

Maybe the correct name is Solid Gold, this night club is on Azcuenaga near Madahos.

Good luck.

Regards