The Laws of Chica Land

[El Perro]

Jackson.

Time for Doggboy to get his own thread. Here he finally makes a useful post and it expires the next day. Jackson we need a poster of the year award, doggboy seems to be the top contender. Jackson I'm trying to take notes from all of doggboys useful posts but I'm out of paper.

Marak5

You can be very funny. I like that in you.

[Marak5]

I was informed by a local monger and infrequent poster, that tonight will be slow in the clubs due to " Viernes Santos". It is his opinion that many chicas don't work tonight. It will be interesting to see if this is reflected at all in posts from activity to occur (or not) esta noche.

Jackson.

Time for Doggboy to get his own thread. Here he finally makes a useful post and it expires the next day. Jackson we need a poster of the year award, doggboy seems to be the top contender. Jackson I'm trying to take notes from all of doggboys useful posts but I'm out of paper.

Marak5

Hi Marak5,

For the record, I like Doggboy's posts.

Thanks,

Jackson

[El Perro]

I was informed by a local monger and infrequent poster, that tonight will be slow in the clubs due to " Viernes Santos". It is his opinion that many chicas don't work tonight. It will be interesting to see if this is reflected at all in posts from activity to occur (or not) esta noche.

[Veterano]

Have you tried "Reverse Doggie"?

Think about it!

Suerte, Veterano

[Dickhead]

If in reverse CG one is "having one's cake and eating it too," isn't one eating something that would not normally be on the menu?

Just asking.

[Exon123]

I did her again last night, passed up "Little Marisol" too due her. The Middle Eastern Chica I wrote about below.

Even "Hilda" recomends this Chica, telling Exon "Shes Very, Very Good" when I pulled her the other night. Always trust "Hilda's" recomendations at Excedra, by the way.

Well I was taking a Newbie on a guided tour of Centro and ran into Little Marisol and promised her I'd be back to Due her in an hour or so, I lied.

We all got back to Excedra and their she was, I told the Newbie the Tour was over. For Exon, s personal gradification was much more important than his tour.

Back at the apartmento she was prefecto. Gorgeous thing to look at but its the way she "Snap's Pussy" that really turns me on. Its like getting a "Hand Job" only your Fucking, if that makes any sense, which it doesn't. But its very good.

We tried every possition, but I was so turned on I forgot one of my favorites.

That being Reverse Cow Girl.

I like Reverse Cow Girl. Theres something very sensuous about watching your hard cock slide in an out out your partners pussy'while you lay back thrusting up to meet her pussy coming down on your cock. Its really the only possition you can have your cake and eat it too. That being you can Star in your own Porn movie and watch yourself Fuck, course I don't film my conquests, but I do like to watch.

What I'm really interested in, hopefully it it will happen this afternoon, is Reverse Cow Girl with "Pussy Snapping". I'm thinking I'd really like watching this Chica's Pussy Muscles contract around my cock as I'm Fucking her in Reverse Cow Girl as we thrust up and down.

Exon

[El Perro]

I have been to Excedra many times and to me it always seems dead there ~ what time do you guys go? Are some days better than others?

Thanks for the info.

Veterano

Veterano.

I go between 9-12pm during the week and sometimes in the late afternoon (particularly on Sunday) I hear it can be pretty busy after midnight, just as everywhere else is. You might find it slow from time to time, but my experience is that unless it is completely dead there are usually a few chicas that will draw my interest, and one hopes, vice versa. IMHO we are not talking 8-10 scale chicas, but often, enough 6s-8s will be around. As Exon has noted, it is an "easy" place to get laid, and it is an "easy" atmosphere. Clearly, it's not for everybody, and some mongers rarely, if ever, hang out there.

[Veterano]

I have been to Excedra many times and to me it always seems dead there ~ what time do you guys go? Are some days better than others?

Thanks for the info.

Veterano

[El Perro]

Exon,

Good to hear. That girl sounds like a pussy dick sucking machine. Before you go crazy renaming Excedra, remember you might confuse mongers who could confuse the "Big Easy" with Cafe ORLEANS". And yea, I agree, it is easy and comfortable there. Actually, my favorite place so far. There are chicas there at nearly anytime, the quality is IMHO fair to good, and you ain't gotta be cutting bait at 3 in the fucking morning, often surrounded by a load of jackasses in some overhyped "club". Course, I go to them too.

The dog

[Exon123]

Actually there are Doggboy,

I had a very interesting experience at the ¨Big Easy" last night.

By the way I've personally renamed Cafe Excedra to the "Big Easy" simply because its EASY to get laid there. Not that it has anything to do with New Orleans.

Anyway, I ran into a Psycho Chica their I'd Fucked about a year & a half ago. Chica Seaker was with me and he'll vouch for me this girl is a Drama Queen.

Now I don't normaly Fuck Psycho's but this pussy was so good in my memory I had to try it again. She's a mutt mixture of Turkish, Syrain and something else and looks very Middle Eastern. And under the current political climate its good to Fuck thease sorta people.

Well I get her back to my apartment and put up with all her nonsense but we finally get it on. Absolutely world class BBBJ, they the main event. This Chica, Sara is her name, can muscle Fuck you.

Now this is a very rare thing among western women and few of us have experienced it, our women are lazy. But I've read quite common in Middle Eastern cultures. Seems women are taught to use their pussy muscle's to milk your dick much like you'd milk a cow. You don't do anything but lay their as her pussy mucsle's suck the sperm out of your dick Its a delightfull experience which was preformed on me last night.

Matter of fact, Psycho as she is I've been trying to call her all day, I want Mas.

Exon

[El Perro]

Exon,

Between getting beat up by a fake handjob "artist" and cold shouldered by this Fabiana, I hope there are some positive experiences that you are sitting on. Of course, the negative ones are more entertaining, and thanks for sharing.

[Exon123]

So I call up Fabiana last week and she tells me "I'm in the Provinca" and will be in Town on Sabado.

OK, so this morning I call her up and she tells me she's headed back to the Provienca. "Well how about a Quickie" before you leave I respond.

"No I must go now Exon, Your a Cheap Skate" she reply's. "Por Que" I respond again. "You only pay me $200 peso's" she say's.

"Well what about all the money I put into your apartment" I reply. "Well that was then and this is Now" she answers.

As Jackson would put it, "The Half Life Of a Chica gift" is soon forgoten.

Exon

[Player33]

I was trying to enter his forum for international, and it said something about a federal lawsuit, and he moved the sites, but would not say where. Anyone know where they are?

It would also be nice if Jackson could list each site with a link at the top so we could find them more easily.

[Orgasm Donor]

Hey guys this is my very first post on AP. Here are some definitions I learned in Costa Rica.

"Pisos Ceramica" = Tile floors, or, your floor is to be used as an ashtray.

"I need a book bag for school" = not a cheap one at the dollar store, I want the $40 Puma bag to impress my friends.

"her boyfriend bought her that coat" = You are a "pinche-gringo" (cheapskate)

And my personal favorite.

"C. U. N. T." = can't Understand Normal Thinking.

OD

[Kapalika]

THE RULES.

1) The female always makes the rules.

2) The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

3) No male can possibly know all the rules.

4) If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.

5) The female is never wrong.

6) If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

7) If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

8) The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.

9) The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.

10) The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

11) The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

12) The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

13) Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.

14) If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void.

WOMEN'S ENGLISH PART 2:

1) We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain.

2) You're so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

3) This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

4) You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

5) Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

6) How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

7) I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

8) Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

9) All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

UNDERSTANDING WOMEN (A MAN'S PERSPECTIVE)

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the roots, and still be afraid of a spider.