Cocodrillo

[BadMan]

The place is a dank cement run down building in the middle of nowhere.

The sign is painted on graffiti.

The place is for bottom feeders or those looking for a deal.

Being macho and or picky has nothing to do with it.

Regards,

BM.

[MCSE]

If not dark, you can see the sign of Cocodrilo it's huge and has an image of Maradona. Maradona was, and is, an argentine icon, or even more, a kind of Idol http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diego_Maradona

Maradona is probably the biggest futbol soccer star from all times in the world. And in early years, Maradona and his Manager Coppola preffered Cocodrilo for hunting girls. Maradona drove a Scania truck (yes) and he had many chics from Cocodrilo and that fact made this little boliche in the middle of nothing became more famous than Black (which looks more clean and classy)

As any other boliche, Cocodrilo has it's ups and downs, but everyone knows about it, from the president to the subte cashier. They also know that many girls from shampoo, black, madaho, they end some days in a party in cocodrilo.

This boliche it's absolutely not designed for the tourism. It's a local place, and to enter you should be more like the argentine macho more than a picky finocchio to enjoy the place.

Girls in there have more fun and they feel more free than in the other boliches since they are not controlled. In fact, some times, if the girl does not like you, she'll reject any offer.

Inside cocodrilo there are different 'codes' to follow.

[Isola2000]

We all have very different opinions on Coco.

Live in Brasil but spent Nov.-Dec. In Argentina.

Come to Capital Federal frequently.

Probably 10 times to Coco in Nov.-Dec. And to me this is the.

Best in BA.

First to remember, do not visit before 4am. Best.

5 to 7.

Loads of girls that you find on websites, works in apartments, etc.

Come here when they finish work, very negoitable at this.

Time of the day.

Do not miss Coco if you come to BA, but remember, VERY LATE.

[BadMan]

In all my time in BA, I have never visited this place before, but after dirks recent postings of wild nights with cheap sluts, I couldn't resist a look-see.

I have to say I was greatly disappointed. The place is technically in Barrio Norte, that isn't any part of Palermo as far as I know (Coronel Diaz is the cut off point between Palermo and Recoleta / Barrio Norte on any city map I have seen)

Anyhow, the place looks like a rat hole. Its a dank cement building with graffiti writing on it that says cocodrillo. Well that was my first bad sign. I find parking a few buildings down and then go inside, some grimey looking old bouncers in crew cuts are at the door and ask me for 50 pesos entrance (I look at them like ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?) This place is a shit hole, who would ever pay 50 pesos to go in there.

Anyhow, I asked to look inside first and then pay if I was satisfied with the selection, they refused at first and then relented. Well I have to say, all the biatches were ugly and sub par and none I saw were worth paying for. I left immediately. I ran over to Madahos quickly, where there is still some fine pussy to be had. I would personally rather pay 400 AR for some pussy worth fucking rather than 200 for something cheap sub par and affordable.

I would never go back to this place, it's just not my scene.

My two cents.

BM.

PS. I went to Madahos, got the finest blond in the whole place, tall long curled blond hair, amazing ass and tits (those frequent Madahos goers know who I am talking about) paid for the hour and she stayed until noon the next day and she only left because I had a meeting and had to take her home.

Amazing sex with an amazingly beautiful young woman. I'll stick with that for now.

[Devil Inside]

As you can see, I am new at this. But, I've been in coco and I have to say that I wasnt so pleased, the place is just OK, but what I really didnt like was the atmosphere. They are always treating you diferent because you are not one of them.

Thats why I have to confess my preference to independent chicas, you get a special treatment that like mastercard says "the money can't buy" or not!

[Monger514]

Well, it's getting off-topic, and I don't presume to speak for RH; my point was just YMMV. Since you are so close to Cocodrilo and want to go there, just go, and be sure and let us know what happens.

[Schmoj]

Well I'm glad somebody likes my jokes!

I've met RH, and let's just say he probably has better luck than some folks on the board getting pretty girls to do bareback for 150 pesos. He's almost as handsome as me

Not to turn this into a long thread, but I'm still a little confused. If he were picking up chicks based on his looks, personality, etc. Why is he still paying them.

Of course, there is always the Charlie Sheen factor: 'I don't pay hookers because they come over. I pay hookers because they leave.' If that is the case, then more power to him, you, and me!

It doesn't look like I'll be heading to Cocodrilo tonight. Too drunk afterwork, spent a little time in Hook, and forgot about staying sober and horny for Cocodrilo.

[Monger514]

Well I'm glad somebody likes my jokes!

I've met RH, and let's just say he probably has better luck than some folks on the board getting pretty girls to do bareback for 150 pesos. He's almost as handsome as me

[Schmoj]

For you newbies, Rock Harders is actually Argentine pornstar Hugo Montonero de Caballo. Don't try this at home.

Hugo speaks good English because before he was a porn star he washed dishes in Miami.

I love the inside jokes, but have no clue how to interpret the prices / experience reported by Rock Harders. If you could qualifiy the joke with an 'I agree 100 percent' or even a 'don't try this if you aren't argentine' that would help ever so slightly.

That said, I plan to check out Cocodrilo in a few hours. Not too far from home.

Sch

[Monger514]

For you newbies, Rock Harders is actually Argentine pornstar Hugo Montonero de Caballo. Don't try this at home.

Hugo speaks good English because before he was a porn star he washed dishes in Miami.

[Rock Harders]

Mongers-

Stopped in here on a recent Tuesday night to find an above average selection of chicas and a redecoration of the behind-the-bar area. Beer and any other drink still $30 AR as usual, and all the chicas I interrogated were willing to go for $150. There were about 3 or 4 I had my eye on, but I chose Romina, a 23 year old chica from Misiones I had seen in there on several occaisons. I just got the feeling it would be a good (read: bareback) experience and no monetary amount was discussed at any point.

So we get back to my apartment, I bring her to my room and we watch a little TV while I have her give me a massage for about 15 minutes or so. Next we went at it in true GFE fashion, with no condom being asked for by her or used by me, she hops on my cock and starts riding very passionatly. A series of different position followed and the finish occurred with a rare backback cum in pussy, after she confirmed she was taking "anticonceptivos". After a few minutes of TV and another mandated massage, she said she was going to leave and told me it would be $150 AR, which I willingly paid.

I guessed right on this girl in that I knew I would be able to manipulate her into a true bareback GFE because she met all the requirements for easy manipulation.

1. Young and single.

2. No children.

3. Been in the business less than a year.

Suerte,

Rock Harders

[Geo Eye]

Went to Cocodrilo last night -- Thursday -- after midnite. Lots of girls, only a few above 7. Basically too smoky for me -- the girls and the clubs. One interesting observation: although the girls are there obviously for business, they don't generally come up to the men (as the dancers do in US strip clubs, soliciting a lap dance) In other words, they are all advertising, but few / none are selling. There were 2 I would have done: (1) a cute blonde spinner, short hair, probably real rack, nice smile. She just stood there are no guys talked to her and she didn't approach anyone. (2) Tall, dark haired, with huge fake rack. Really pretty face and smoking body. She sat by herself in a corner and nobody approached. Is this a cultural thing where the women don't approach?

The Argentine culture with women is.

Even thou they are whores and sluts and get fucked everyday.

Five to 10 times a day and sometimes gang bang.

They still want men to be gentlemen and approch them like.

With ternderness. I just call them over with my hand.

[Lysander]

Went to Cocodrilo last night -- Thursday -- after midnite. Lots of girls, only a few above 7. Basically too smoky for me -- the girls and the clubs. One interesting observation: although the girls are there obviously for business, they don't generally come up to the men (as the dancers do in US strip clubs, soliciting a lap dance) In other words, they are all advertising, but few / none are selling. There were 2 I would have done: (1) a cute blonde spinner, short hair, probably real rack, nice smile. She just stood there are no guys talked to her and she didn't approach anyone. (2) Tall, dark haired, with huge fake rack. Really pretty face and smoking body. She sat by herself in a corner and nobody approached. Is this a cultural thing where the women don't approach?

Sadly all the clubs are smoky. The smoking control laws only apply to public places, not private clubs.

One of the nice things about most clubs here is that the girls are not very pushy. If you want a girl, you usually have to go up and talk to her or ask her over to sit with you. In a lot of places you could sit there nursing your drink all night and not have a girl approach you. Even in clubs, when girls do come up to you, it is usually not a problem if you don't like them and want to get rid of them. But like everything here, it is hard to generalize. Depends on the club, the girl and the night. You always have to ready for a surprise.

[Todd0766]

Went to Cocodrilo last night -- Thursday -- after midnite. Lots of girls, only a few above 7. Basically too smoky for me -- the girls and the clubs. One interesting observation: although the girls are there obviously for business, they don't generally come up to the men (as the dancers do in US strip clubs, soliciting a lap dance) In other words, they are all advertising, but few / none are selling. There were 2 I would have done: (1) a cute blonde spinner, short hair, probably real rack, nice smile. She just stood there are no guys talked to her and she didn't approach anyone. (2) Tall, dark haired, with huge fake rack. Really pretty face and smoking body. She sat by herself in a corner and nobody approached. Is this a cultural thing where the women don't approach?

[Erkinator73]

Mongers,

I've been to coco about 4 times over the last 2 weeks. Same as always never paid for the entrance. You can try what Dirk does and just walk by like you own the place. If that doesn't work tell the guy you'll give him a tip when you leave. Slip him 5 or 10 pesos afterwards and your golden. I even had the door guy give me a free beer once.

The place was busy as usual at 4am when I normally go (typically on a Wednesday or Thursday) Pretty good selection of chica's mostly 6-8's with an occasional 9 walking by.

First night - took home a chica that was a dancer nice body 8 but her face was not that great 6. I think her name was yanina. Nice bare back session with CIM 200AR with a bar fine of 50AR. I usually make the chica meet me outside to avoid the bar fine. I guess I had too many quilmes in me that night to remember.

Second night - Showed up a little later then normal, ok a lot later like 6:30. Yanina was working again so I decided to go for a second session. Bad idea as I could tell she was really wasted this time. I Had her meet me outside this time to avoid the bar fine. We get back to my place and get down to business. She starts off with a nice BBBJ and a little playing around and I'm ready to go. She stops me right as I'm about to stick it in her and says do you have a condom? Um? Don't you remember last week? Literally in the middle of me asking her "do you remember last week" she was passed out cold! So I decided to have a little photo session with her I must have shot 50 photos of her. I passed out at some point (not sure when) and woke up around 3pm with her still passed out. So I woke her up and tried to get my sex that I missed but she had to go. I gave her 50AR and showed her the door. She didn't seem to mind too much. I didn't show her the pictures though

Third and Fourth night - One of the nights there was nothing that peaked my Interest and the other I was catching a cold.

Erkinator