Cocodrillo

[Rock Harders]

Moore-

You would be surprised how easy it is to get the Argies, both male and female to start throwing them back more than they are accustomed to. For example, from time to time, I have maybe 8 people over my pad, 4 girls and 3 males other than myself. The key is to find out exactly what the girls love to drink and stock up on large quanities of it. Some of my "regulars" love Corona, Bailey's Irish Cream, and Chandon Champagne. When I have them over, I always make sure there is at least 2-6 packs of Corona in my fridge, along with a liter of Bailey's and 2 bottle's of Chandon. The Argie males see the females indulging and will follow suit, and before you know it, you've got a very interesting situation brewing.

Drawing on my significant well of experience in these situations, this combination of beverages will work on nearly any group of regular Argentine girls- these particular beverages are not polarizing and are seen as "exotic" and as such desirable, and help to lower the inhibitions of the regular mujeres.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

[Moore]

My usual MO for working the regular girl scene is to go out, start drinking heavily, get the chicas in my vicinity to start drinking heavily, work the "chamuyo", take them back to my apartment.

A normal MO, except how does one teach an Argentine, woman or man, to drink? They see me drink two 330ml Heinekens in a row and think I'm from another planet. By the 5th they are convinced.

I used to work with an Argentine guy here (he worked for me) that was probably 6-5, 250 and would force him to drink with me occasionally. 3 beers and this dude was sick and silly. I have been in Envidia and seen guys order one 500ml Bud and 4 glasses - thats enough for the whole table of friends.

Of course I had never seen someone smoke 5 Marlboro Reds per hour before moving here.

[Rock Harders]

Mongers-

As a person of 100% Irish descent, I find it hard not to go out on the town and tie a monster load on from time to time. The times I end up in search of professional poontang I am almost always under the influence of several beers and / or a bottle of Grand Marnier. My usual MO for working the regular girl scene is to go out, start drinking heavily, get the chicas in my vicinity to start drinking heavily, work the "chamuyo", take them back to my apartment. When I strike out, I drink more, then head to Cocodrilo. I almost have to be under the influence to go out and get the P4P, when sober I would reason to myself, "why pay for something I can get for free? Maybe we should start a thread to hold this type of info under "Personal Mongering Habits".

Happy Saint Patrick's Day,

Dirk Diggler

[Moore]

When I am out hunting for the ladies, and when I am with the ladies, I never drink alcohol. For me, alcohol dulls my safety judgment, and it even detracts from sexual feeling. My guess is that that chica's appreciation of my sobriety might save me some pesos in the negotations.

My personal code is never go out whoaring (whoares or amateurs) without a reasonable beer buzz.

Like driving, skiing, and playing pool, some skills improve with a 7-10 % blood alcohol level.

Also I've had some great luck in some dodgy places that I might not have entered sober. If being ripped-off/rolled is a concern, then I am probably like most guys in the sense that I am probably better left alone when under the influence than when sober.

But never make a decision (financial, professional) under the influence of even 2 beers.

[El Perro]

When I am out hunting for the ladies, and when I am with the ladies, I never drink alcohol. For me, alcohol dulls my safety judgment, and it even detracts from sexual feeling. My guess is that that chica's appreciation of my sobriety might save me some pesos in the negotations. Only after I leave the chica do I have some good wine or beer; I have the ritual of eating, drinking, and reflecting on the time I spent with the chica. Please understand that I am not saying that my way is better than others'; I am only stating my personal preference.

I like to bathe their assholes in Campari and lick it off while we watch porn, but hey, that's just me.

The dog

[Bold Focker]

Four night lefts in BA, and I went to Cocodrillos. I got there about 04:30, and the place was buzzing! Plenty of average chicas, but the one that caught my eye was called Noelia. (this was back in Nov 05)

As I have no Spanish, I got out my pda and wrote "200p I hour" To my surprise she agreed. Usual thing drink taxi (if you buy a chica a drink you get one yourself free, well I did anyway) and back to my hotel.

Was not the best experience I have had, just felt it was a little rushed, I think she wanted to get back to have another bash at cocodrillo.

It could not have been that bad as I got someone @ El Alamo to arrange another meeting. Did not discuss a price, which was a mistake. The second time she wanted 300p. I agreed as I was my last pop in BA, and the body is fantastic.

Sorry about poor photos did it on PDA!

[Member #4110]

When I am out hunting for the ladies, and when I am with the ladies, I never drink alcohol. For me, alcohol dulls my safety judgment, and it even detracts from sexual feeling. My guess is that that chica's appreciation of my sobriety might save me some pesos in the negotations. Only after I leave the chica do I have some good wine or beer; I have the ritual of eating, drinking, and reflecting on the time I spent with the chica. Please understand that I am not saying that my way is better than others'; I am only stating my personal preference.

[Flexible Horn]

Someone is going to get hurt out there. Is it really worth the risks?

I don't think this club is as bad as people are making out.

Ok being 6ft 3ins and 300+ pounds may deter some idiot trying his luck with me I still take steps to secure my safety.

The most important things I do to feel safe is;

Under NO circumstances will I take a NON radio taxi, NEVER NEVER NEVER!

Back in my apartment I will take a drink but I will never leave the room without the drink (so as not to give the chica a chance to drug me)

As with any club dont take risks.

FH

[MarcoKool]

Ok, there are enough OK-looking, 5-6, girls in Cocodrilo (Monday nite, it was)

But they won't get sweet on you, on stage. No kissing in public, that's their motto, looks like!

So, how are you bloody supposed to check their spirits? See if they'll be good, hot, later on?

Also, careful with the skinny Blond looking like a Scandinavian Emmanuelle. She's very nervous, nail-biting, mean-spirited and in a hurry.

So, you'd rather go to Hook, I think! You'll have fondling and more fun.

[Lunico]

On my mugging that occured last November, I was coming back from the transitorio having unsuccesfully finished coitus with a smoking hot girl from Mar de Plata. She looked like kelly labrock. Anyway, it was my pain from my ankle that kept me from finishing and comming back from the transitorio to drop my date off, the cab driver, a guy with MANY tattoo's and a white longshore man's cap asked me if I wanted to go to las pompitas. I believe he had something to do with my mugging. Can't prove it, but if I were a betting man, I'd put money that he tipped off ruffians at pampitas knowing it only be open for 15 minutes and that my gimpy drunken a** had coin. Yup, So I'll still go to Cocodrillo, just not by lonesome.

[Rock Harders]

Mongers-

Although I am a big fan of this joint, I have to agree with Papa Benito to some extent. Cocodrilo is located in an otherwise residential area, away from the tourist zones, which means there are far less PFA's around to make sure local ruffians do not try to ruin your night. If you are old, or vulnerable / frail looking, and / or do not speak spanish so well, you could be asking for a hard time in this place. The cocodrilo definetly does not make the lion's share of its profits off gringos, so there is no incentive to cater to them as there is in places like Black and Madahos, ie no english speakers, skanky bathrooms, etc.

However, like I have said before, the Cocodrilo can be awesome if you manage to play your cards right. Very hot, fit girls can be had in here for between $100-$150 pesos for several hours, the girls are fun to dance and mess around with in the club, and there is no pressure to buy drinks for the chicas other than to actually get them out of the club. You should definetly watch your ass in this place, but it is by no means a tourist trap "clip joint" as many Recoleta area place are alleged to be.

Suerte,

Dirk Diggler

[Member #4110]

I picked up two eager chicas last night between 3 and 4 AM (see Chica Management for descriptions of my threesome) Here are some things I experienced in the wild land of Crocodilo-based chicadom:

For some reason the price for the first drink was 40 pesos, not 30 as it had been a few nights before. A Friday night deal? In my horrible Spanish, I managed to complain about this to the thug at the door, and out of nowhere came some guy in a suit who let me in for free, with a statement that the "precio" would be "quarenta pesos en el futuro," or something like that.

The fee for the drink to get a chica out of the place also went up from 30 to 40 pesos.

The place was crowded, with lots of young chicos and almost as many chicas, many of whom looked pretty good. I've seen lots of older Argentinian men in clubs, but this is the first time I saw a lot of guys who looked like they were 17. I saw only a few gringos.

The guy who put me in a taxi demanded a propina in a rude way. I refused. But it is stressful to deal with this kind of thing (to me, at least)

The love hotel that had worked out so well for me earlier in the week was totally booked, so the taxi driver took us to another place, after much heated discussion between my two chicas and the driver. The driver asked for 15 pesos: good grief, for 15 pesos you can go to La Boca, and we had just gone around the corner in Palermo. I should have told him to put the meter on. I ended up giving him 10 (my chicas gave me no real support in this negotiation until I told them I would not have money for their propinas)

The love hotel wanted 60 pesos, because I had 2 chicas (double the regular price) I refused, flat out. I can get a cheaper love hotel in Toronto.

Back out on the street, we were on a very quiet street at 4:20 AM, with no taxis in sight and little groups of chicos walking in drunken formations while whistling at me and the chicas. Neither of the chicas had minutes on their cell phones to call a taxi. Good grief.

Finally a taxi came, and the chicas agreed to go to my apartmento near the Retiro (this was a big switch, because in prior negotiations, all the chicas at the Croc had insisted on love hotels, not my apartment. We got a real 7 peso taxi ride with the meter on, and the driver was delighted to get a little tip.

My doorman, a surly fellow at best, clearly disapproved of the chicas, and made them feel a little ashamed. That went away. I apologized that my little apartment was disorganizado, and they proceeded to distribute their clothes and underwear in every possible area in every room, with condoms flying here and there and towels and tissues dropped wherever they might drop.

My most important advice is to always have bottled water in your apartment. The first thing the chica will do is ask for water when she enters, in a little vasito. Don't even think of giving her tap water. The chica takes a sip and forgets about the glass, but it appears to be a matter of custom and basic politeness. Some chicas will accept wine or beer or juice, but most want the water.

They really appreciate clean towels, and a sparkling bidet is a chica's dream.

[Member #4110]

On numerous recommendations, I went to Cocodrillo's last night at about 4 AM (a Monday turning into a Tuesday) After all the hoopla, I was a little disappointed in the looks of the talent. Some truly hardened faces could be seen, even in the dim light with the stupid disco ball. There were too many surgical enhancements there and the whorish get-ups were not to my taste (when is some lady going to figure out that some of us want to screw someone who looks like a lawyer or an office worker)? Also, the ratio was not so great, with lots of local fellows (albeit few NorthAmericans) With the constant loud music, it was difficult to practice my very poor Spanish.

But it only takes one. I sidled up to a very pretty blonde, small-boned Paraguayan sitting at the bar. A couple taller and stronger ladies kept dancing in front of me and joking with me. The blonde wanted 200 pesos, and I just did not have a good feeling from her: no sense of humor. So I changed my mind when she went to the ladies' room and made a 150 peso deal with one of the ladies who had been dancing in front of me. She had a great spirit, and she promised a lot. When she said that she had been a volleyball player, I lost it and off we went in a taxi to the local love hotel.

Christina was tall, strong, and very passionate, as it turned out. Personally I love it when a lady forgets the social context and just wants cock. Christina was selfish and just wanted more and more, into the Buenos Aires dawn and beyond. And, yes, she was generous in return when she did not have that thing inside her that was such a distraction. Christina might not be for everyone. For a tall, well-built woman, she has very small breasts. But after our showers, she put on a pair of jeans for her taxi ride home, and she looked absolutely great as she got into the taxi, with her good volleyball posture and her gorgeous ass that I had gotten to know so well. In the Palermo early light of morning, I felt great. I came to Argentina to have that feeling on the street this morning as she sat up straight in the taxi and gave me a little wave good-bye.

[Exportgoldman]

Exportgoldman,

Sounds like between Blacks and Cocodrillo you had a real nice night. Nice posts mi hijo. By the by, where do you think gold is gonna end? I already pocketed Newmont money. Looks like I punched out too soon?

The dog

Gold is going to end? I don't understand:-/ I leave on Sunday night at 11:55PM

[El Perro]

Exportgoldman,

Sounds like between Blacks and Cocodrillo you had a real nice night. Nice posts mi hijo. By the by, where do you think gold is gonna end? I already pocketed Newmont money. Looks like I punched out too soon?

The dog