Montevideo 643 7 piso

[Patrick1]

Thank you Joe. I'll go there next month when I come back to Benos Aires.

[JengisKhan]

This place has been closed for over a month. The place on Cordoba is still open.

[Patrick1]

A few days ago I went there after a long time. I rang three times but nobody answeard. Do you know if the place is still working or if they closed it?

Patrick1

[StrayLight]

...and the foreman will now read the verdict.

Well, I've been to this place three times now, and on balance I guess I have to say that I'm disappointed.

Like Exon, I think a good handjob is the fucking greatest thing since sliced bread. It has been my observation, however, that as a general rule, the skills and abilities to give a truly good handjobs come with age. Almost all of the phenomenal handjobs I've received (admittedly in the States) have come from seriously older women. Younger women just don't seem to have it just yet. They don't seem to really know their way around a guy's groin area the same way a woman of 40 or 45 does.

So the first time I walked into Montevideo 643, I was disappointed to end up with Ana, a very young chica of about 24. She was kind of cute in the face, and had a smoking hot body, but my gut feeling was that she would not really know what to do with the boys.

Her massage was so-so, but I was pleasantly surprised when she pulled a few tricks out of her sleeve and gave me a kneading and fondling -- albeit far too short -- that was tops by any standard.

Cool. She wasn't great by any stretch, but way better than I expected when I saw her.

So a couple of weeks later I returned and ended up with Katy, a young Brazilian girl of amazonian proportions. Not much to look at, and again too young by half in my judgement to know what to really do. And this time I was very pleasantly surprised. Katy, it turned out, seemed to be personal friends with each and every erotic nerve between my belly button and coccyx. She gave me a fondling and kneading such as I have rarely had. And lengthy, too. Her massage wasn't anything to write home about -- a sensual, feathery affair -- but man oh man, her finish practically blew the roof off that place.

Very cool.

And so a few weeks later I returned once again. And this time I was really disappointed. I was hoping to catch Katy again, but ended up with a chubby young porteña named Chris. She claimed to be Katy's friend, and I was hoping that something may have rubbed off during their intra-session conversations or whatever. But alas...I was wrong. Her massage simply sucked, and her finish was a totally lack-luster affair. Her massage was so bad that when she left the room afterwards to start the shower water, I stood up and noticed great globs of massage cream all over my legs and back.

So in three visits I got (1) one good looking chica, (2) one really spectacular finish, and (3) not even one really good massage. In short, it is time for a change of venue.

This is really too bad because Montevideo 643 is right in my line of march several times a week, and it's really easy to just duck in to get a bean snap when the urge strikes. But I'm thinking that I need to find somewhere that's a bit more polished and consistent in the service provided.

SL

[JengisKhan]

So. Let me make sure I have this straight. You paid to get a hand job from a girl who was not attractive and you would repeat. Just want to make sure I read that correctly.

Yes, well I also paid for an hour of massage, which I enjoyed. Plus a handjob done right can be the bee's knees, even if the girl isn't very attractive.

[Dickhead]

So. Let me make sure I have this straight. You paid to get a hand job from a girl who was not attractive and you would repeat. Just want to make sure I read that correctly.

[JengisKhan]

Went there today because its Sunday and everywhere else is closed. I was with a young portena named Cris, as in Cristal. She was not attractive but I was very pleased with her performance. Her massage was good, but not the best I've ever had, but her relax was truly outstanding. Will repeat.

The best massage I have ever gotten there was a girl named Kati, but her relax was subpar. Shes worked many years giving massages to professional athletes.

[Patrick1]

Almost one year ago I went there for a massage. I met Nathalie. She is a nice uruguayan brunette. Her attitude in talking and laughing was very good and the massage simply fantastic. But the best came after the massage. She made me one of the best HJ I ever had in my life, almost 30 min. Of HJ kissing me like a girlfriend. A fantastic experience that I will certainly repeat in a few days as soon as I arrive in Buenos Aires again.

I really recommend her.

Patrick1

[Jaimito Cartero]

Well I dropped by a few days ago, without calling. I wasn't sure if my favorite, Mariela was working or not. No such luck, they said she was on vacation.

I got Ingrid, a blonde, 30'ish looking chica that looked, well, 30ish.

I asked for a deep massage, but the best I got was moderate pressure. Skill was okay, but nothing special. When it came time for the relax, she went at it, but seems to have no skill at it whatsoever. The worst HJ I've had in recent memory.

I did get her to take off her top (be cup, pink nips) and she did some DFK, but still pretty pathetic.

Pricing is still 70 pesos, so that's good at least. I'll try and see if Mariela is back before I leave next week.

[Jaimito Cartero]

I'm heading to BA next week, and haven't heard any reports on this massage place since my last one. Has anyone seen Mariela or been here lately?

[Jaimito Cartero]

Mariela is a total sweetheart, for sure. The look she gives you when she's doing her excellent HJ is like she's winning the lottery just having your dick in her hand.

I went back the day before I left, and because of sperm management issues, just took an hour massage. I told her this upfront, and I think she likes the massage end more than the relax end (though she does both so nicely). She gave me a kick ass massage. Even better than the last one, and then she cuddled up a bit with me. (She does love to hug)

She does appear to have some self image problems, as she always seemed suprised that someone would choose her. Perhaps since she's from the Northern Provinces, she feels that she's a second class citizen, or that her acne makes her unattractive. Her attitude is out of the world, and just thinking about her makes me want to jump on a plane back to BA.

She told me that the long hours (12 hours a day, 6 days a week, I think) are getting to her, and she's not sure how much longer she will work there. As I stated before, she said she gets 30% of the massage revenue, of course I'm not sure if this is accurate or not. I gave her a little regalito and small propina for the super excellent massage.

[David_33]

Jackson's new philosophy of letting the girls know about the forum seems to be a good one. Decided to check out the massage scene after reading the reports. Make my way to Montevideo about 11:00 am. Four girls; two Argentinians (Mariela and Paola), a cute white skinned Paraguayan and a Mulatta from Colombia. Following the advise on the board I chose Mariela. EXCELLENT massage, and VERY NICE happy ending. If you are looking for more than a massage and HJ, she isn't interested....and according to her they're aren't supposed to do anything else. But Jaimito receive an offer from another one of the girls...so I imagine it depends on who you are with. Mariela lets you play around with her "lolas", as well as areas more to the south.

When Mariela came into the room I said "the famous Mariela". She was amazed that anyone knows anything about her. I mentioned that I had a large friend who had told me nice things about her. She knew right of the bat that I was talking about Jaimito. It seems as if he has conquered another heart. She gushed to me about what a great guy he is, etc. etc.

After the hour and a half treatment I was paying in the reception area (you pay after the session), and she asked me more about how I knew about her. I said that she had received some rave reviews on the internet. When asked about the other girls, I said that Soledad (whom they said no longer works there) was also recommended but that Paola was not as well looked upon. Of course Paola gave me the dagger eyes and wanted to know details. I said that it appeared as if she could have put more effort into her work. She then said...try me next time...you'll be glad you did and you will be able to write good things about me too.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Well, I took the subte yesterday, and forgot my map back in my departemento. Big mistake, I know. So I got a little lost. I ended up wandering for 90 minutes and must have walked 3 miles or more. I figure I did over 5 miles yesterday, so my feet and legs were sore when I woke up. Hey, that must mean I get a massage.

My landlord had gotten me a cellphone on Tuesday, since the chance of getting a land line is slim to none. It was supposed to be connected on Wednesday, but no luck. I finally started working this afternoon, so I called over to Magic Hands and asked for Mariella. I wasn´t going to take a low grade chica this time.

They said no problem, 100 pesos for 90 minutes, and I told ´em I was heading over. I go upstairs, and a chica answers. She takes me to the room, and then say something I don´t understand. It´s either, a ¨I´ll be back, or I¨m getting other chicas¨. I wait for a few minutes and finally a short plump chica comes in.

I ask her, ¨Mariela¨? She says no, and ¨Un momento¨. The girl who met me at the door comes back and looks a little confused. I told her that I knew all about her from the internet. Nawww, just kidding. I told her that a friend had said she gave a great massage.

She seemed surprised that someone recommended her. She´s 5´3¨ or so, once she takes her heels off. She says she´s 24 and is from the northern provinces close to Brazil. No kids, lives with her sister.

She´s got some acne, but usually has a great smile on her, and a cheerful demeanor. She gives me a good massage, not rushing, and using moderate pressure. She said she went to school for 3 months to learn, and has been working there for 7 months.

I´m always interested in the financial details, and later on, ask about the hours, days off, and if she works on commission or salary. 6 days a week, 12 hours a day. Commission only (30% she says), plus tips. If she only gets 30% the house must be making some good money. She may have said the 30% to elicit a tip, but who knows.

She was a bit talkative once I started talking, and seemed genuinely nice. She gave me 75 minute massage, and then started a light touch massage for my back, legs and buttocks. I then flipped over, and she did the same for the front. She didn´t rush into the actual HJ portion, and she was smiling and happy all the time. This always works great for me. Nothing worse than someone who you KNOW doesn´t want to be there.

She finally gets the lotion and starts on the HJ. Nice technique, and the buildup had been good. She´ll give you a little kiss if you ask, but no FK or DFK. You can also feel her up the whole time. I didn´t ask for any clothes removal for her, but did let my hands wander a bit.

After the release (No distance record here, but very nice), she continued the massage on my legs and stuff. We talked a bit, and I really felt comfortable with her. She was surprised that I didn´t like Paola. I guess she thinks Paola looks a bit nicer, and probably gets more clients.

I tipped her a nominal amount, and headed off.

Massage: 7.75
Attitude: 8.75
HJ: 7.5

I would repeat in an instant. I´m a bit tough on the higher scales. I´ve only had one 9 in attitude in my whole life. The upper scales are similar to the Richter Scale. A 9.0 is 5 times better than a 8.5.

I´ve corrected the spelling of her name, as she only wrote it with one L.

[Incaboy]

Well, I'm still here on this site but now home in the SF Bay Area. I walked in the door a few hours ago. My first culture shock was exiting the plane in Chicago. Who put 20 pounds on all the women and what happened to all those cute girls walking around with the Ashley Simpson hairdo?

Anyone know where I can get a decent massage around here for 70 pesos?

It's kind of funny that any internet place would block any sites given that there's a magazine cover with a topless girl at every kiosko there this week.

Paola's technique with me was rather peculiar. She ran her hands lightly and repeatedly over an area and then moved to the next. She'd keep swirling her hands around an area. I think those untrained in massage think they are massaging the skin rather than the muscles underneath. Soledad and Mariella, on the other hand, were very methodical and systematic in their approach. I would never have had to instruct them because they obviously knew more than I about what would feel best for me.

Paola has a bit of a belly. I didn't notice it until she opened her massage cloak. It actually made it harder for her to get me off. I had to think of another girl. She never offered to go down on me and I never asked. Perhaps she's a head specialist and Jaimito and I are fools?

Mariella also has a little bit of a belly but I didn't find it offensive. I'd say her looks are pretty average. It was her skill and eroticism that did it for me.

I found Soledad to be a pretty attractive girl. She looks a lot like a young Evita. I wish I had a chance to see her again because I intended to try to ramp up the intensity with her to see how she'd be.

There were a good four or five girls working on Saturday and two or three on Sunday. I always visited this place during the early afternoon. Only one girl working at 5pm? Maybe there were others but they were busy.

Thanks for your kind words, all. I wish I had done more and had more to report. Don't we all?

I just went to Magic Hands today. Unfortunately, I couldn't read this forum, since the internet place I was in (Vicente Lopez and Callao, I think) blocked the pages (but not PM). When I left, the guy said he could unblock it, but it was too late for me by then.

It seems 5pm is not a particularly good time to go. Only one masseuse available, who I later found out was Paola.

I got Paola, and while I didn't think she was as bad as Incaboy, she wasn't as good as I got over on Cordoba. I asked about the pricing on a BBBJ and she quoted me 50 pesos, which I scoffed at.

She started out by giving a pretty light massage. I need more than this, and told her so. She went a bit deeper, but still not how I like it. She gave me about 45 minutes of massage, although I did have to remind her to go deeper a few times.

For the relax portion, she started, with some light groin and chest stroking. Her manual technique wasn't horrible, but nothing special. I groped her a bit under her clothes, and rubbed her tits for effect. As I was getting close, I started saying instructions in english, which was a mistake, since she stopped to ask what I meant.

One phrase must have sounded like "suck my dick", because she just went down on me, but I stopped her, since I wasn't going to pay 120 pesos total at this place.

I did take a picture, which I'll post if anyone wants to know what to watch out for. She's either got a smokers cough, or something that sounded a little disturbing.

I would only repeat if I was desperate.

Massage: 4
Looks: 5
HJ: 4

[Jaimito Cartero]

I just went to Magic Hands today. Unfortunately, I couldn't read this forum, since the internet place I was in (Vicente Lopez and Callao, I think) blocked the pages (but not PM). When I left, the guy said he could unblock it, but it was too late for me by then.

It seems 5pm is not a particularly good time to go. Only one masseuse available, who I later found out was Paola.

I got Paola, and while I didn't think she was as bad as Incaboy, she wasn't as good as I got over on Cordoba. I asked about the pricing on a BBBJ and she quoted me 50 pesos, which I scoffed at.

She started out by giving a pretty light massage. I need more than this, and told her so. She went a bit deeper, but still not how I like it. She gave me about 45 minutes of massage, although I did have to remind her to go deeper a few times.

For the relax portion, she started, with some light groin and chest stroking. Her manual technique wasn't horrible, but nothing special. I groped her a bit under her clothes, and rubbed her tits for effect. As I was getting close, I started saying instructions in english, which was a mistake, since she stopped to ask what I meant.

One phrase must have sounded like "suck my dick", because she just went down on me, but I stopped her, since I wasn't going to pay 120 pesos total at this place.

I did take a picture, which I'll post if anyone wants to know what to watch out for. She's either got a smokers cough, or something that sounded a little disturbing.

I would only repeat if I was desperate.

Massage: 4
Looks: 5
HJ: 4