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  1. #26
    I have been posting on this board for a long time and although I am a dickhead, you are a stupid fucking shit head, and a germ, and you promised to stop posting. In fact you posted that you asked Jackson to delete all your posts. I hope and pray that he does so, and in the meantime I want you to stop PMing me. Also your sister fucks for Hershey bars.

  2. #25

    learned a new one

    I thought I knew all the tricks in the book from reading this site, but I learned a new one last time.

    A trick that my chica told me about is when they sit in the bathroom too long. I had 2 girls from Affaire and they were taking forever in there. I thought they were doing coke or some kind of drug. I asked my novia what she thought and she says a lot of the time the girls will sit in there just to waste time. So if you ever have a chica taking more than 2 or 3 minutes in there, bang on the door and tell her to hurry up.

    The rest of the session was average.

    Hi Marak5,

    Either that, or tell them that the clock doesn't start until they're out of the bathroom and they present themselves for duty.

    Thanks,

    Jackson

  3. #24

    Thumbs down Soledad

    I called Soledad from Germidos but the girl that turned up gave excuse that the website is for publicity purpose only -> http://escorts.gemidos.com.ar/?id=es...b=5274&lang=en

    Still asking 150 pesos + 20 pesos taxi

  4. #23
    Quote Originally Posted by DjFourMoney

    Maybe some of you can benefit from this train of thought?
    Not exactly the express.

  5. #22

    I was thinking.

    I see alot of guys just HAVE to have a uncovered BJ from the provider.

    I find this interesting because while some providers don't like DFK or even DATY and try to save those for people that are "special" in their lives, that's how I feel about BJ's in general.

    I'd be more upset if the lady offered "greek" and I didn't get a chance to do it. Little chance of that happening in South America it seems as its the capitol of "greek"!

    I much rather have the provider / non-pro BEG to suck me because she's turned on by whatever I'm doing, usually DATY.

    Maybe some of you can benefit from this train of thought?

    Afterall, as much as we would like to think the providers are unthinking "robots" they are women and women no matter how "hard" they are love to be attended too.

    As alot of you say, I think GFE goes BOTH ways, not just one way.

  6. #21
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    Posts: 1543
    Quote Originally Posted by Daddy Rulz
    Sick, sick sick. Methinks you have been abroad to long Richard T.
    He's never been right since that incident with the Yankee woman who took him to Peru for a love vacation. Scarred him for life, it did.

  7. #20
    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead
    "It also says that if you hold 600 pesos in one hand while you jerk off with the other you can't give yourself aides and it will prevent blindness."

    While this indeed true, it is vitally important to wear dark glasses while you do this. Otherwise the spunk goes all in your eyes and you can go blind.
    Sick, sick sick. Methinks you have been abroad to long Richard T.

  8. #19

    A Cardinal Rule

    The cheaper the chica the better the service and performance in my case almost every time. -One Tree Hill, on the Shampoo thread.

    That reminded me of a message I once posted in the Brazil section and that various other mongers have repeated in various places, and if I am not mistaken Jackson has said it as well. I'm GONNA REPEAT IT ONE MORE TIME!

    Price and looks have absolutely no correlation with the quality of the experience you are going to have with the girl. Period. Yup, I take issue with you guys who say, you get what you pay for. As I once posted, the most expensive girl I ever went with was the worst girl I ever went with, and one of the cheapest, one of the best.

    On the subject of respect. Respect yourself first. Don't overpay. There are enough posts on that subject, enough said. But second, respect the girl, too.

    I was in Brazil last month at a bar, and I saw this great girl and her friend with a couple of guys. A couple of idiots, to be more exact. The guy starts feeling her up and she complains, she doesn't want him squeezing her tits in front of everybody. I exchanged eye contact with her, all the while I'm thinking, what is she doing with this clown? She starts to get annoyed with him, and he looks at me with this what's-up-with-her expression and I just ignored him.

    I finish my beer, wander around, later I see the girl and her friend without the guys, I beckon her over and she smiles and comes running. I ask her what she was doing with that guy. She says they had appeared just a few minutes before I did, that they were rich and thought they were entitled to everything. She and her friend dumped them.

    I took her back to my apartment and a great time with her. Try and realize: you want a GFE and a low price. She wants money and not to be treated like shit.

    If you want a GFE, give her a BFE. You want respect, respect yourself and don't pay too much. The best deal of all, if you are going to be around a while, you find a girl you like, treat her well, you get a volume discount and much better sex.

    I admit, I don't take my own advice. I took a girl out of Excedra last week and paid her 150 when I knew I could have done 100. But I had a great time in bed with her. Not the most beautiful girl in the world, but pretty enough. And not asking 300 pesos. Even to start.

  9. #18
    Quote Originally Posted by Dickhead
    "It also says that if you hold 600 pesos in one hand while you jerk off with the other you can't give yourself aides and it will prevent blindness."

    While this indeed true, it is vitally important to wear dark glasses while you do this. Otherwise the spunk goes all in your eyes and you can go blind.
    Oh yeah, and don't forget the coconut oil.

  10. #17
    "It also says that if you hold 600 pesos in one hand while you jerk off with the other you can't give yourself aides and it will prevent blindness."

    While this indeed true, it is vitally important to wear dark glasses while you do this. Otherwise the spunk goes all in your eyes and you can go blind.

  11. #16

    I thought the big three were

    I thought the big three were: The magic wall, the office, and the corner of Marcello T and Maipu. I have a lot to learn. Thanks for the 600 peso tip. I just looked that up on the CDC website and to my amazment they give the same direction. It also says that if you hold 600 pesos in one hand while you jerk off with the other you can't give yourself aides and it will prevent blindness.

  12. #15
    There are no cuties at Rio Cabaņa. It is a well-known fact that good looking chicas can only be found in Black, Madaho's, and one other place whose name I forget; these comprise the "Big Three." All the rest are full of skanks who will give you AIDS. However, if you do find yourself in some other place, what you should do is pay the chica 600 pesos. This will prevent AIDS.

  13. #14

    I was only there once

    But I saw some cuties one afternoon, if you like young flaquitas. And I do.

  14. #13
    I don't even consider that place a club. More like a morgue. A club would have music, or something. Boringest place I've been in Buenos Aires.

  15. #12
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    Posts: 311

    Exception among clubs

    Rio Cabaņa: You got to pay the club the whole thing in advance.

    Bandy

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