Esmerelda 973 1C

**Newhere** · 12-12-11 01:24

Went here today. First time mongering on this continent; in fact, only second time overall.

Had my Spanish-speaking friend call to ask about the girl I picked out from their website. They confirmed the appointment. Of course when I get there the two girls that are there look nothing like the pictures on the website, which was expected. One was a 1/10 in my book. Completely undoable. The second one had nicer boobs and an okay-ish face. Still no more than a 5/10.

I decided to go through with it, mainly since I didn't really have many alternatives set up. The experience was mixed. While she seemed enthusiastic during the first minutes of fucking, it got a bit annoying when she was outright pressuring me to come after about half an hour. Annoying especially seeing that I paid for the entire hour.

Her skills were there, but not great. I had an Asian experience before where the girl simply knew what do when to get it flowing. That was lacking here.

Conclusion: I am missing the appropriate frame of reference, but I wouldn't recommend the place to anyone. Very dingy room with a trashcan full of condoms, sad selection of girls, service itself not overly good. Damage: 300 ARS / basic service. 400 ARS / full service (the difference is anal, as far as I understood).1 hour, each of them.

**WorldTravel69** · 05-06-11 14:06

Esmeralda 973, piso 1 Apt C, at M. T. Alvear. Chicas: 3. Prices: 250p 30 min. 300p hour. Tel: 4313-0721. Hours: 24/7.

**WorldTravel69** · 04-13-10 13:11

3 Chicas. Prices: 200p 30 min. 250p hour. Tel: 4315-1511. Hours: 24/7.

**Wild Walleye** · 02-26-10 18:47

That is a little known bit of Argie legalese-ingo, most often used by proprietors of privados.

It applies to the common occurrence of a certain situation, which is when the gorgeous chica from the fotos on the internet isn't available (whether that means she is boxing another monger's ears with her ankles or that she is an apparition that has never set foot in Argentina) This phrase means that they reserve the right to assume that you have acute cataracts (or blue balls) and will unabashedly present you with 'el perro de la casa' (the house dog) in her stead. The literal translation is "the gringo with cataracts will put it in the dog."

**Schmoj** · 02-23-10 22:41

Originally Posted by Peter Sideburn

So I looked at this site and some of the services include:

1. Cataract in dogs.

2. Black kisses.

What in the heck are these? Are they language translation errors?

Besso negro = ass licking.

I don't even want to know what "cataract in dogs" means. Can you tell us what the original Spanish said?

**Peter Sideburn** · 02-23-10 22:38

So I looked at this site and some of the services include:

1. Cataract in dogs.

2. Black kisses.

What in the heck are these? Are they language translation errors?

**Gabar** · 02-23-10 21:01

Thats why I put it here, the good, the bad, the truth. Thats what this forum is for, to advise others, and then they can make an informed decision, unlike me, who had to go on a picture alone.

**TejanoLibre** · 02-23-10 17:07

Originally Posted by Gabar

Picked Laurita from this website.

http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/escort...-1511_5386.htm

She is also Alina from 59. Com. Ar.

I rang the number and made the appointment, easy. Cost given as 300p per hr. A little high but still acceptable. I was met at the street and taken to a nice room, unfortunately without air-conditioning, and the day was hot and sticky, with thunderstorms.

Laurita appeared, and looked as good in the flesh as her pictures. An excellent BBBJ, plenty of kisses and enthusiastic throughout, and loves to go hard. Beautiful pussy and firm fake tits which still looked excellent. I had a good time. The only downside was because it was so hot and sticky she disappeared for a shower twice and she stopped about 10 min early because I really needed a shower as well, and when I came out she was dressed.

I probably would try a second time, in the evening, just to see how different she in the cool of the evening.

She works 11am-8.30pm, she said.

So what was it?

$600.00 pesos per hour after all the bullshit showers?

30 minutes of prime time and 30 minutes of wank time!

No a / c for $300.00?

No THANKS!

TL

**Wild Walleye** · 02-23-10 04:15

Has been, and remains, near the top of my to do list

**Gabar** · 02-22-10 21:38

Picked Laurita from this website.

http://www.bairesgirls.com.ar/escort...-1511_5386.htm

She is also Alina from 59. Com. Ar.

I rang the number and made the appointment, easy. Cost given as 300p per hr. A little high but still acceptable. I was met at the street and taken to a nice room, unfortunately without air-conditioning, and the day was hot and sticky, with thunderstorms.

Laurita appeared, and looked as good in the flesh as her pictures. An excellent BBBJ, plenty of kisses and enthusiastic throughout, and loves to go hard. Beautiful pussy and firm fake tits which still looked excellent. I had a good time. The only downside was because it was so hot and sticky she disappeared for a shower twice and she stopped about 10 min early because I really needed a shower as well, and when I came out she was dressed.

I probably would try a second time, in the evening, just to see how different she in the cool of the evening.

She works 11am-8.30pm, she said.

**Ari123** · 08-23-09 16:25

Checked out the web and found Luana.

http://www.instintosweb.com/cgi-bin/...ient=443&rb=1#

Called the number (43151511) and got the adress.
Went in, asked for lineup, 3 girls went in.
Luana and two others showed up.

One of them was Nair, i remember her site.
http://www.instintosweb.com/cgi-bin/...lient=794&rb=1

Luana was the best, but it was a good example what photoshop is able to do if you can operate it.

The reallity is much different from what you see on the web-site.

Price is 250,-/1 hour.

She provided a outstanding service, only her silicone-tits I don't like.

They are good made, but I prefere natures work.

The rooms are good and clean.

Enjoy Ari

**Shane44** · 09-28-07 09:32

Went by last night around 11 PM, based upon previous reports and its closeness to my hotel. The room I was given was perfectly presentable with a private batheroom. During the "presenta", I was shown only one girl, a Paraguayian named Claudia. This girl had a good enough looking face, but one of the tightest bodies I have ever seen. Once the robe came off, the chest was a B cup, but the cola was absolutely fantastic if you like really tight butts. The only position that made sense for the 30 minutes I paid for was reverse cowgirl. Having said that, both the BBJ and the sex was unacceptional and definitely uninspired. I was tired, having just flown in from the States, and suspect she was at the end of her shift as well. Who knows?

Would I go back again? No. I have only limited time here on this trip and am doing my best to try as many of WT's and Exon's suggestions as possible. But, if you are a butt man, think about putting Claudia on your list.

Shane 44

**Paul VJK** · 09-02-07 21:54

Went by on Sunday at 5PM. Doesn't seem to be open on Sunday.

**SagaType** · 09-02-07 11:18

Nice pictures Rue kraft.

I'm just wondering how you took the missionairy anal one. Defenitly not with two hands unless your working for Cirque du Soleil and not for Kraft:-)

Keep the good job.

Saga

**Rue Kraft** · 09-02-07 11:02

Returned looking for more fun. No Nicole as one would calculate. Several ladies to choos from at 2 PM. Chose Ivanna as she is completo. 150P for an hour and two shots on goal.

She was into the fun. Loved DATY and multipe position anal. Would repeat.

Next time I will try to get her cell and see if she will go indie.