Elizabeth VIP Escort - Visiting BA

[Exon123]

We'll see what Happends

Exon

[Mickey Mouse]

Eros so is NO recommendation, they provide provider advertising with NO Guarantees (or reviews/specifics). Even the "Verified Photos" are not a sure thing!

A Curious Mouse

[Dickhead]

Is that $250 to fuck her or $250 for the privilege of meeting her? I wonder how much she would charge for a wheel party.

[Cuanto Cuesta]

Boy am I lucky, she followed me back home to sex prison. She only wants $250 here http://www.eros-tampa.com/files/ta-e...elizabeth1.htm

[Dickhead]

Did anyone drill down to her contact form? She requests your ethnicity and all fields are required. Also can someone explain to me what is "exclusive" about the companionship of a prostitute? I thought the list of suggested gifts was a nice touch, especially the part about gifts of real estate. Reminds me of the old line, "Instead of getting married, just find a woman you hate and give her a house."

[Mickey Mouse]

I have also checked a couple international boards with No Luck! My intuition tells me: Be careful with this one!

[Mickey Mouse]

I have checked and Elizabeth is Not part of that consortium of traveling Argentine Hookers. Even though her photo looks familiar, I have found No references or reviews of her anywhere in the USA. I would suggest proceeding with caution with this one because I am unable to verify her, her reliability or any of her info .

Let me know what you find out,
MM

[Daddy Rulz]

I just checked out how much that is. Quite a bargain. I still want you to go through with the cocktail idea.

[Dickhead]

What language do you think she will moan in when she finds 700 Chilean pesos in the envelope?

[Daddy Rulz]

She will moan in english, surely that is worth an additional 1950 pesos. Plus she's blonde. I think you should be grateful to have the memory to think about as you jack off the rest of the month.

I don't think your framing this right. You could blow your entire entertainment budget for a month to get laid one time. Then spend the rest of that month jerking off because you can't have anymore pussy. Where does that sound like. Yes sir right here in the good ole usa, think of the nostalgic value. It would be like being back here but with cheaper rent. I just don't think your spending the time getting behind the idea. Also pizza man from the wsg would be very proud of you.

Glad I could set you strait brother.

[Jaimito Cartero]

Normally 300 pesos, but for you, only 250.

do you know any hook nosed hores who might provide such a service? (post to be deleted shortly)

[Jaimito Cartero]

I think you need professional translation services.

so what should I do? As most of you know, i am extremely naïve and speak only pidgin spanish, so please help me out with this very difficult decision.

[Dickhead]

Because Elizabeth is unfortunately not (yet) a Senior Member, her post claiming to be Argentinean was buried. I wonder if she is part of the consortium of traveling Argentinean hookers who quoted Mickey Mouse $500 us to fuck him here in Buenos Aires, on the grounds that this was what she charged in New York. Mickey pointed out that they were not in New York but right here in Buenos Aires but this distinction was lost on her.

I think she probably is, because all those women are older than dirt also. Can you imagine an Argentinean hooker in Buenos Aires telling a spanish speaking monger she wanted 700 pesos? No. And 700 usd is just fucking unfathomable. Oh, wait a minute; that's almost exactly what my monthly hooker budget is.

So one alternative I could have would be to fuck Elizabeth once a month, and the rest of the month jack off. Another alternative would be to go to Black 6 or 7 times a month and the rest of the month jack off. Another alternative would be to select from my already existing, rotating stable of 30 chicas, all of whom are 140 pesos or less per session, all of whom are young, pleasant, compliant, and sweet, (and none of whom require mif, saving the cost of envelopes) and fuck [(700 x 2.85) / 140] = one every other day and not even have the strength left to jack off.

So what should I do? As most of you know, I am extremely naïve and speak only pidgin Spanish, so please help me out with this very difficult decision.

[Hunt99]

http://www.platynum.com.ar/Entreteni...Badi/Badi1.htm

[Tbird]

It is not so bad, after all. You could be using the services of this particular provider in the beautiful suburbs of Washington DC. :-)

Probably no cocktails required. The sad part this is NOT the absolute worst I have seen advertised.