Uruguay 343 1st floor

**Sportsman** · 11-23-09 04:42

Tried out two of the newest staff (on separate occasions) on my first day of arrival to BA yesterday. Caty and Luli started working here a week after my last trip in September.

Luli– first take at least 3 points off the pictures from their website. Some major photo shop here. She got to be at least 10 kilos heavier. But she had good attitude. Pretty much full menu was offered including cola, but no BN.

Caty– She looks pretty much like the photos. A red head with freckles. Slim body with bright pink nipples. But her service was subpar, not much kissing and BBBJ was weak.

Will not repeat with Luli. I might give Caty a second try, like on a Sunday and she is the only one availble. I might have caught her in a bad time. It was 3:00 am when I was with her and she looked tired.

BTW, there has been some renovation in this place. The bathroom is being expanded. The kitchen / chica hang out area has been reduced, and two new rooms have been added.

**Kazzooey** · 09-29-09 23:53

I sessioned with her only once, and haven't repeated, but that one time was very nice. She seemed kind of cold at first, but opened up as things progressed.

**Ricker** · 09-29-09 20:31

Hey what else can I say except that this little chica always rocks my world!

We have a chemestry together and it's nothing but fun and sexy with her.

My favorite little spinner in BA, hands down!

She knows how to give the perfect BBBJ. At least IMHO.

**Member #3320** · 08-31-09 00:54

Originally Posted by Artisttyp

I have no idea why this place is a bummer for so many mongers. This was hands down one of my favorite places.

It just shows you how YMMV.

My experience of this places was mixed. The mamasans here for one seemed to normally look very upset if I decided not to take a girl after viewing the selection available. Also, The apartment seems to be very small with the girls standing in the kitchen awaiting customers and hence normally in a bad mood.

Though I had some above average sex here but the girls here were usually v unfriendly.

**Artisttyp** · 08-30-09 20:51

Originally Posted by Captain

Good action taken, Sidney. I guess if the girl is not doing DFK, chances are 99% that the whole fuck will be absolutely lousy.

The best thing to do in such a scenario is walk out of the room and demand the money back.

I have no idea why this place is a bummer for so many mongers. This was hands down one of my favorite places.

It just shows you how YMMV.

**Member #3320** · 08-30-09 16:21

Originally Posted by Sidney

Went there on a reco from a good friend for Diana. Certainly a #8 tall, modelo type but no boobs. I was warned that she gives no DFK. Hardly! Only tiny '' closed mouth ''pecks on the cheeks and very limited ''pecks'' on the mouth. A huge turnoff for me. I offered a propina. She accepted and still refused! That was it for me after 10 minutes. Get outta there. But applaud her and the Mama. The fee of 100 and propina were returned 100%.

Good action taken, Sidney. I guess if the girl is not doing DFK, chances are 99% that the whole fuck will be absolutely lousy.

The best thing to do in such a scenario is walk out of the room and demand the money back.

**Myomy** · 07-28-09 17:18

At the beginning of June, I had a similarly bad experience. 100 pesos for mediocre looks (only 2 chicas to choose from) and a hurried act. The room did not feel clean and the bathroom was the same. That will be my first and last visit there.

**Phoenixmike11** · 07-09-09 13:22

I went here Monday and just like with Uruguay 139-I met another bad madam. The web site 12 women were available. Only 3 were displayed to me, with the 2 I was interested not being available. The madam tried to charge me 10 pesos just for coming and seeing who was there when I did not select 1 of the women. Like Uruguay 139, another bad madam, you might want to avoid both of these places. No wonder that I only utilized Gysell's while in Buenos Aires, the employees that worked did not display these kinds of behaviors. Gysell's is a cut above the other privado's which all the positive reviews seem to verify. You pay more at Gysell's- but you know what they say-you get what you pay for.

**Sportsman** · 07-03-09 05:23

Originally Posted by Artisttyp

I took the peruvian spinner for a spin. She provided excellent service cim dfk daty. She has an excellent pussy to lick.

That would be Jessy. Out of their current staff, she is one of my favoritas at this place. Like I reported on her before, for a little spinner, Jessy can take on some ponding in the cola.

**Sportsman** · 07-03-09 05:17

Originally Posted by Artisttyp

I just had a killer session here with a little Paraguayan spinner named "alicia" 100 pesos for the hour got me cim dfk daty. She has an excellent little body with translucent skin.

Just retrun from this place an hour ago. I don't know who Alicia is and I don't see her pictures on their website. Went with a new chica from Paraguay named Analia. She looks much better in person IMHO. Not a spinner, her tits are much better than the pictures on their website. The madam told me ahead of time that she does not do cola and CIM. I took her for an hour anyway. Nice girl, very friendly. Repeat factor medium if other chicas like Jessy and Andrea are availabe and high if no other chicas are available.

**Artisttyp** · 07-03-09 01:55

Originally Posted by Artisttyp

Last night I went to Newport with a friend and was quoted ridiculous prices. I tied my shit in a knot and waited until this morning to get off. I am glad I did!

I just had a killer session here with a little Paraguayan spinner named "alicia" 100 pesos for the hour got me cim dfk daty. She has an excellent little body with translucent skin.

I gave her a 50 peso tip. When artisttyp does this you know "I" was happy.

It doesn't get too much better than this. The other girls looked pretty decent. It is open 24 hours. Will go back for sure.

The rooms were pretty spacious and rather clean for a budget privado.

Thank you to Phoenix and Sidney for the inspiration to go here.

After a nap and some food I came back. I was curious to see what the night shift looked like. Two gross and one very cute peruvian spinner.

I went with gross chica number 2. Just kidding. I took the peruvian spinner for a spin. She provided excellent service cim dfk daty. She has an excellent pussy to lick.

I was a very happy man at 343 uruguay today. At 100 pesos an hour with good service and reasonable looking chicas this place makes it into the zagats top 10.

Open 24/7

**Artisttyp** · 07-02-09 15:36

Last night I went to Newport with a friend and was quoted ridiculous prices. I tied my shit in a knot and waited until this morning to get off. I am glad I did!

I just had a killer session here with a little Paraguayan spinner named "alicia" 100 pesos for the hour got me cim dfk daty. She has an excellent little body with translucent skin.

I gave her a 50 peso tip. When artisttyp does this you know "I" was happy.

It doesn't get too much better than this. The other girls looked pretty decent. It is open 24 hours. Will go back for sure.

The rooms were pretty spacious and rather clean for a budget privado.

Thank you to Phoenix and Sidney for the inspiration to go here.

**Wild Walleye** · 06-18-09 18:36

Went last Friday at about 11am (landed at EZE a little earlier that morning) Need to get to work right away so I headed for a reliable spot. There were 5-6 chicas in the line up. Dahiana was in street clothes but looked good. Gave her a twirl. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed myself but, it was an uninspired performance on her behalf. It did relieve some of the back-pressure that had been building up.

**Argento** · 06-09-09 20:08

7pm on a slow Tuesday and 343 has 13 chicas to present. Only 4 rooms so a good indication of the slowdown in business. All the girls from the privados are saying how tough it is. "Muy dura! " is the common reply with a few of the chicas from this privado sometimes lucked out for the whole day. This privado has used its well-deserved popularity to demand that the chicas work full day / night rotating shifts rather than the previous fairly easy-going schedule that preceded the change. Don't think prices will drop due to the internal inflation. Cristal reckons she ends up with about ARG2000 pesos a month. And that is about the minimum to survive in BA at the moment. The chicas pay a substantial levy per month, on top of the cut the house takes per client, to contribute to the substantial advertising campaign. As Cristal figures it, she ends up with about ARG30 pesos per ARG100 pesos the house collects and her average quantity of clients is now about 4 per day.

Argento

**Wild Walleye** · 06-03-09 16:34