Colmegna Spa

[Exon123]

I have been to this place maybe a dozen times and the quality of the final thirty minutes varies TREMENDOUSLY. I've had easily forgotten and I've had pretty damned good. When the pretty young thing at the counter (whom I desperately want to fuck) asks, say you want "la mejor, por supuesto!" and things usually work out. Tell her also that you'll tip her if she makes a really great choice.

The chicas are usually a bit prettier, seemingly a bit more classy and the atmosphere is great.

Your saying you got "Full Service" at Colmegna?

Exon

[Charbuck]

Bottom line on this place for me is it's a really nice spa for a once a week or so trip when I want to relax. It would be great the day of arrival after 4 days on the airplane getting to BsAs. But for sexy time, other better options are available.

I have been to this place maybe a dozen times and the quality of the final thirty minutes varies TREMENDOUSLY. I've had easily forgotten and I've had pretty damned good. When the pretty young thing at the counter (whom I desperately want to fuck) asks, say you want "la mejor, por supuesto!" and things usually work out. Tell her also that you'll tip her if she makes a really great choice.

The chicas are usually a bit prettier, seemingly a bit more classy and the atmosphere is great.

[Daddy Rulz]

The cheap side (classic) is around 70 pesos and the facilities there are just fine. Though if your visiting and thinking in Dollars not pesos, the extra for the ""be" side is worth it. The upcharge is for the locker room and the ability to pay 100 pesos for a handjob. Though this 100 pesos can be easily recouped by waiting at the bottom of the stairs for the drunken idiots who tuck their 100 peso notes in their towels to be "discovered" by the hand jobistas upstairs. I saw three guys drop them as I was watching the futbal relaxing after the steam.

If Exon says the handjob isn't worth it, believe me brothers that can be taken as gospel. If Roy Rogers said he never met a person he didn't like, Exon for damn sure never met a handjob He didn't like until today.

Bottom line on this place for me is it's a really nice spa for a once a week or so trip when I want to relax. It would be great the day of arrival after 4 days on the airplane getting to BsAs. But for sexy time, other better options are available.

[Exon123]

Don't pay the extra for the good side. With the normal entrance you get everything you need. The masajistas only wanted 100 peso's extra for hand release when I was there. Hell for 100 pesos after you leave go to a privado and get your dick sucked and fuck her.

Go to the regular side, soak, steam, relax and then make an appointment with Suzi for a message.

Daddy is right, its a great famious spa but not noted for sex.

Theres some very attractive Chica in their giving massages but really not cost effective.

How it works is after you pay your fee's, around $120 peso's as I recall you make an appointment for the girl of you choice for a massage latter. Then they give you a baggy pair of shorts and you proceed threw the steam rooms, showers and such, then its time for your "Treatment", so to speak.

The girl will take you up stairs to a booth. After rubbing on you for about 45 minutes she'll start working on your upper legs, working inside your baggy shorts and of course grazing her hand over your cock and balls. She's cute mind you and after a while your gona have "Wood" or theres something wrong with you.

Its at this point as she working on you she'll bend down and whisper very softly in your ear "Relax" and at the same time start very gently strokeing your already very hard cock. "Well of Course" you'll answer, who wouldn't, and then the "Bomb Shell". One hundred peso's she'll reply and there you are with a hard on she's been working on for almost an hour and you want "Release" now, not 20 minutes from now, but its gona cost you $100 peso's. Its your choice and that's why I don't go to the Colmegna Spa.

There's probably no likes a hand job better then me but Colmegna is not the place.

Exon

[Daddy Rulz]

Don't pay the extra for the good side. With the normal entrance you get everything you need. The masajistas only wanted 100 peso's extra for hand release when I was there. Hell for 100 pesos after you leave go to a privado and get your dick sucked and fuck her.

Go to the regular side, soak, steam, relax and then make an appointment with Suzi for a message.

[Chrisr]

Anyone have any info on this place, is it just a regular massage place? Also how good are the massages, wouldn't mind a a good deep tissue massage.

[Daddy Rulz]

I was gonna go to Pelvis and stare slack jawed at Florentina for an hour or so but forgot they only open at 1800 and it was 1600. So I'm thinking what can I do? Then I remember Colmenga and I'm thinking, "your one hell of a nice guy and deserve a massage" so after checking the address back on the subte and off I go.

Little confusion at the door between "classic" and what sounded like "be" but she said be was better and I'm a nice guy deserving to be pampered, so be it is.

230 pesos later a very nice man named Valentino is leading me back to the private clubhouse explaining the place. We set an appointment for the massage an hour hence and into the dressing room where he hands me off to the valet. I didn't prepare to go there so I had no shorts or anything, not a problem I'm given a pair of shorts and two heated towels.

The Valet shows me around and the place, while old, is pretty fucking nice. In the dressing rooms there are a lot of couches to relax on, entering the spa the first room is a cold plunge. In the heated area, their is a turkish sauna about as big as the living room and dining room at the Mansion very warm but not to hot. Through some glass doors, a Swedish sauna that was 70 fucking degrees, very nice for 5 min or so, past that was another room that may have cooked me and I didn't try it. Steam on the other side.

After an hour of being in the heat it's time for my massage. My Masajista is pretty enough to look at twice but the second look confirms shes a little past the sell by date, pretty but 40ish. We go upstairs and she takes my towel and starts giving me a very light and sensual massage. I'm more into a real massage but this feels good so I go along with it. She takes off my shorts and is kinda tickling my balls as shes rubbing my legs. After a couple minutes she leans down and tells me that more is possible. I said oh K mas possible? Then she told me 100 pesos for manual release, I didn't remember that, that was the price quoted on the board and was kinda surprised and started laughing a little. When she asked me what was funny I told her that while this might be my first time at this spa but I live here in BsAs and for 100 pesos I could have sex with 2 Paraguyans only 3 blocks away. She thought that was pretty funny and started giggling as well, but didn't come down in price. After that the massage was still semi sensual with lots of mimos but more of a real massage. When I left I tipped her 20 pesos as I have at other places for a good massage, and laid 10 pesos on the valet.

On balance I might visit this place again, nothing like a good massage after an hour or two in the heat, I might check out the classic side and see if I like it as well. Not really an option for sex for me as 100 pesos for a 15 min handjob (I still want my massage as well) is laughable I think. But the facility really is nice.

One final note, if your super homophobic this might not be a place for you. There are a lot of old naked guys walking around without towels, not unusuall in a segregated spa, but there was a few guys that seemed to be there for the naked guys walking around without their towels. They where discrete, but one guy followed me from the turkish bath to the pool and then the shower kinda checking me out. He didn't follow right behind me, but rather would move as I did. I noticed because he reminded me of me positioning myself to look at Florentinas ass at Pelvis. Speaking of Florentinas ass at Pelvis if anybody wants to go shoot some pool there on Monday or Tuesday drop me a line.

[WorldTravel69]

Read my report. I got a blow job, hand job. I hinted to her. I paid 30p but if I could speak better Spanish it could of been 20p.

I paid 98p for just an hour massage.

I visited Colmegna yesterday and the price for the traditional place is up to Arg120 for the hour massage (this includes the sauna and turkish bath) I had my massage with Ana, ok looking but defenetly no happy ending. There was not even a hint about it. That only happens in the VIP section, the cost is 180 for the massage and the happy ending will set you back another 100. Perhaps worltraveler69 was at the VIP section, but I have visited several times and there is no BJ there let alone at that price. Could it be that Patty works elsewhere?

Cheers

[Hemin]

I visited Colmegna yesterday and the price for the traditional place is up to Arg120 for the hour massage (this includes the sauna and turkish bath) I had my massage with Ana, ok looking but defenetly no happy ending. There was not even a hint about it. That only happens in the VIP section, the cost is 180 for the massage and the happy ending will set you back another 100. Perhaps worltraveler69 was at the VIP section, but I have visited several times and there is no BJ there let alone at that price. Could it be that Patty works elsewhere?

Cheers

[WorldTravel69]

My back was killing me, so I decided to get a massage.

I am still confused about the pricing, maybe of you much better spanish speaks guys can get it correct.

I swear I paid 75 peso for an hour massage last time.

But chica at the counter said I have had to pay 98 pesos for the hour.

Half hour is 49 pesos and you get Turkish bath and sauna.

Anyway I paid for an hour, with Patty. Not pretty at all. But I just wanted a massage. She was getting to the finish of the massage and I hinting about a happy finish. I do not know what she said after I offered 20 pesos. So I upped it to 30, next thing she mentioned getting the money coming back with a tip. I said OK. So the hand job begins. I am laying back enjoying it and I feel her lips on my dick. A nice surprise. I was not expecting that. Especially without a rubber.

Oh, What a Life.

Finally, I had a really great deep tissue massage. Suzana did the great massage!

This place is fantastic.

Lots floors with different activities, pools, gym, steam baths, sauna, exercise classes, etc. Everything you need to pamper your body.

Sarmiento 839 at Suipacha. See web site somewhere below.

[WorldTravel69]

Finally, I had a really great deep tissue massage. Suzana did the great massage!

This place is fantastic.

Lots floors with different activities, pools, gym, steam baths, sauna, exercise classes, etc. Everything you need to pamper your body.

Sarmiento 839 at Suipacha. See web site somewhere below.

[Knuckhead]

Big Bob:

I went there once and that was 3 years ago, but I think I can clear this for you.

There are two types of massages; one with the "real" massajistas (yours) and another one with a chica. The one chica that I got was stunning, easily a 9 on a 1 to 10 scale. Three years ago the relax package including the chica massage was AR$165 or thereabouts.

The chica massages are "understood" to be "senusal", and just about every time it is my understanding that they make some sort of sexual overture to extract a HEFTY FEE (about AR$100) for a hand job.

Overall the experience was relaxing, and the part I liked the most was their shower. It had an amazing flow rate of warm water and was very soothing.

Their website is www.colmegna.com.ar.

[Big Bob 7]

I came here for the first time after a very intense session with Romina at Maipu 359. I had been to another place in the same neighborhood. It was located in a hotel but I don't remember the name. They gave a great massage there but the only problem was that the masseuses were all male. I decided to check this place out to see if it would be an improvement. It seems that they make a distinction here between the total relax and a standard massage. Buyer beware as this has absolutely nothing to do with a happy ending. Those of you who have mongered in other places may think that the term relax total includes a HJ but it doesn't. What it means is that you have free reign of all of the facilities for as long as you want. You can negotiate an HJ with the masseuses privately but my guess would be that you could arrange it without choosing the relax total option. I am a little bit confused by what I actually bought because I initially chose the massage only but when the front desk agent was trying to schedule the appointment the earliest appaointment that she could schedule would have been an hour later so I upgraded so that I could relax and use the facilities until the time of my session. I do know that I paid around 120 pesos. I'm usually a lot more careful with my money but Romina had just fucked my brains out and I didn't really care how much the massage cost because I know that the same length of time would probably cost me 100US or more at home and I was feeling good about feeling good in B. A. They sent me to the back where the lockers and the spa are located and it was a little bit funny because I was "handed off" by about 5 people just to make it into the spa area. I didn't really understand why this was necessary but maybe someone else might think that this is like the VIP treatment or something. It just seemed to me that there are a lot of people at Colemagne who are "working" but don't have a lot to do. I was a little disapointed to find that this place has the same Turkish bath set up as the other place. It's probably me just being a bit provincial but this kind of set up, with fat guts and cocks and balls jiggling all around, seems a bit gay to me. I have had massages before but never in this kind of setting but it must be pretty common in B. A. Personally I would enjoy the massage without the "towel" male bonding hang but I was there and the facilities were clean so I decided to get over myself and relax. I was a little bit worried because I had my wallet with me and I was worried that perhaps my belongs may not have been totally secure but after locking my things up in the locker I didn't have any problems. I went down for my massage and after seeing my masseuse I was really glad that I had already had a session. She was, in essence, a fat old ugly hag and I didn't have a choice of who would perform the session. She did give me a great massage though with just the right amount of pressure and complete with minor chiropractic adjustments. In comparing with the other massage that I had in B. A. Though it must be noted, however, that she was really only vaguely female and in that respect not much of an improvment over the male masseuse that I had before and he used a thinner kind of heated oil which worked better than the cold greasy lotion that she was applying. I will also add that I was in a stall next to someone who was either blowing an intense load or getting a much better massage than I was as he was moaning so loudly that they had to turn the music up to mask his groans of pleasure. In stark contrast to this the man in the stall on the other side of me was snoring his way through the HJ and his session. I'm just mentioning this to let people know that you can definately bust a nut in this place although I did not. All in all it was a good experience but since it is a full 40 pesos more than the other spa I went to I think that I might go back there next time. There both equally clean and equally gay with unfuckable masseuses so I'll take the cheap road from now on.

[Exon123]

Dog,

Theres a good one over at Brisa on Esmarelda 847 Apt 12 H.

The price is right also.

Exon

[El Perro]

As I recall, they've got two steam chambers (40 C and 60 C) a kind of Finland shower in a separate room and a Sauna.

Thanks Biker. Much appreciated!

Dog