Need advice: Traveling with my wife

[Chenene]

Hi guys,

Well I've mongered all I can monger these past couple days and decided to fly a bi-curious cutie I met in Dallas over to BA for a few day starting this 20th of April (This Thursday) My question is can anyone recommend..

a) a nice remantic place for dinner maybe with a view of the port in Madero or anywhere else in the city.

b) A good non-too touristy tango show dinner maybe in the recesses of San Telmo like in a sweaty loud yet happy eatery or in La Boca and...

c) A nice spa elegant spa where we can go for a pro massage and maybe a have a a couple attractive female massueses give professional rubdowns with the possibility of making it into a sensual situation for all of us. (tipping for el sensual finish) I'd appreciatte any help.

Best,

Chenene