Hippopotamus

[Dickhead]

Yes, I know, tamanio is with the Spanish "N" but I have an American keyboard, DH.TL

Fushi boludo xq se puede cambiar cada teclador a cualquier idioma y te sugiero que averigües al tema para ser más internacional con tu emprezatita.

Go to: Control Panel. Clock, Language, and Region to give yourself a bilingual keyboard. If you don't you might end up with 50 anos en la cárcel en vez de 50 años. Dado que tu preferencia es el sexo anal a mí me parece que sería mejor para tí que aprendas el tilde ja ja.

[TejanoLibre]

Probably your grandmother. I heard she had the largest collection of German army boots in all of Argentina.

It was everyone against the Germans the W. O. P. S and the Japs! Oh yeah, I'm half Italian so I can use that word!

Anyway, they should have allowed Patton to keep on going till he reached Moscow so he could kill every RED son of a ***** in the fucking world!

Just about every war in the last 110 years has been due to those RED Bastards and the rest have been due to Religious beliefs.

Fuck them ALL and let God sort out the rest!

TL

[Dickhead]

Who won the second world war? (Ok! I let you Google it!)

Probably your grandmother. I heard she had the largest collection of German army boots in all of Argentina.

[TejanoLibre]

You started it and you derail more threads than anyone so why don't you start a 'Why Caracol is a Zonzo Sorete' thread? We should all call him Caracol from now on, I think.

I did not start it, Toyshit did with his Bullshit rumor and it spread into what's going on with you and Caracol. Personally, I prefer my favorite Italian term for what you are describing. Costco, please don't take this personally since I am not against you but my Favorite term is " Stronso," in Italian it literally means " A Walking Shit or Turd," fucking hilarious. Again Costco, this is not what I am calling you.

As an Argentine I have endured numerous jokes, usually by the fucking Aztecs (Mexicans) that are directed towards the Argies and they are funny!

1.) How does an Argentine commit suicide? He climbs on top of his Ego and he jumps off!

2.) An Argie is fucking some girl and she starts yelling " O Dios, O Dios " so he stops and tells her "you don't have to call me God, my name is Ramiro!"

3.) It does not translate but it's great! Why are there no earthquakes in Argentina? Ni la tierra los traga a los Argentinos! Basically that not even the earth will swallow or put up with an Argentine.

4.)

My Favorite :

A tourist is in a cab driving down 9 de Julio and the tourist asks the cabbie what the Obelisco is so the cabbie says that it is a monument paying homage to the size of his father's dick so the tourist steps out of the cab and stares at the Obelisco for a while before the cabbie asks him what he's thinking.

The tourist replies : " Estaba pensando en el tamanio de la cocha de tu madre!"

Yes, I know, tamanio is with the Spanish "N" but I have an American keyboard, DH.

"I was thinking about the size of your mother's pussy!"

Yes, I did a stand-up routine in Palermo one night for a packed house and these were my jokes.

Met Victor Maitland that night, number 1 porn producer in BA or Argentina.

TL

[Dickhead]

46 days? Really? It's not just being present in class. It's about doing something, and not play for "Instant gratification"

One way to create an ignorant country is to send children to school for very few hours for very few days with a high rate of non-compliance. You want to talk about instant gratification, several Argentinian women have told me that 'la eyaculación precoz' is why Argentinian women prefer foreign men. Other factors mentioned included the stinky uncircumcised dicks, not having jobs, living with la madre until 40 years old, and the tendency to sniff their sisters' bicycle seats.

[Caricoso]

I mean if you arrogant fucks had ever invented something other than lying about inventing the ballpoint pen, or if you had ever conquered anything, or won a World Cup without cheating, or anything like that, then you might have something to be arrogant about. Sería mejor jactarse de por ejemplo Luis Firpo, Gabriela Sabatini, David Nalbandian, Emanuel Ginobli, Jorge Luis Borges, Juan Manuel Fangio en vez de enfocar en las guerras perdidas, huacho.

Who won the second world war? (Ok! I let you Google it!)

[Dickhead]

You forgot. Freiherr von Braun The Father of NASA (Was a Nazi right?)

I think you mean Wehner von Braun. Yes, I agree he was a Nazi sympathizer that was allowed to enter the US. The Nazis had arrested him a couple of times to try to gain his compliance so he left. We should not have let him in, in my opinion. You won't find me to be much of a flag waver for the US.

[Caricoso]

A lot of us have actual educations upon which to draw and don't need google. So after you find that 24th province, why don't you tell me what fraction of the disputed territory Argentina wound up with after the War of the Triple Alliance? Hint: the answer shows they LOST.

The average Argentinian school child misses an average of 46 days a year of class.

46 days? Really? It's not just being present in class. It's about doing something, and not play for "Instant gratification"

[Dickhead]

I mean if you arrogant fucks had ever invented something other than lying about inventing the ballpoint pen, or if you had ever conquered anything, or won a World Cup without cheating, or anything like that, then you might have something to be arrogant about. Sería mejor jactarse de por ejemplo Luis Firpo, Gabriela Sabatini, David Nalbandian, Emanuel Ginobli, Jorge Luis Borges, Juan Manuel Fangio en vez de enfocar en las guerras perdidas, huacho.

[Caricoso]

One time I was with an amigovia Argentina and she fainted on the sidewalk. No one would lend me a cell phone to call an ambulance. One time I had a rat in my apartment and the porteros whose job it was to deal with it were too flojito to even go in the apartment.

We know, like Eichmann and Mengelé. Oh yeah, and Sakic. Oh shit I forgot a bunch of other nice folks: Franz Stangl, Eric Priebke, and Claus Barbie. Not to mention the Ménem family. When you shitheads run out of dollars in a couple of weeks you will be begging us to come back. You will put your mothers and sisters on sale at 80% off just like last time. I might even come down and fuck a couple hundred more argie wh@res If that happens. I'll buy you a Vaquita if I see you sleeping in a doorway.

You forgot. Freiherr von Braun The Father of NASA (Was a Nazi right?)

[Caricoso]

Everywhere I go in the Spanish speaking world they talk about how arrogant the Argentinians are, especially in Spain, Perú, and Paraguay, but in Costa Rica too. People from the US can be arrogant too but we at least can point to a number of inventions, creations, and innovations. The Argentinian idea of innovation is pushing up the wrapper on the (needless and wasteful) straw halfway before putting it in the Coke bottle. Argies lie and exaggerate even when there is nothing riding on it, like saying their literacy rate is 99% when it is plenty high but not 99%:

http://www.unicef.org/infobycountry/...tatistics.html

http://www.countryreports.org/countr...n/literacy.htm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of..._literacy_rate

Argentina has very poor relations with a number of countries due to defaulting on their debt, being arrogant, cheating in the World Cup, and using way too much salt on their food. I guess Italy was going to seize Nestor's plane because they such a great relationship? Argentinians cannot help exaggerating because they are so insecure.

What arrogance to do with invention? If you are arrogant you are arrogant!

[Dickhead]

P. S. S. Should'nt all this be in a separate thread? I know it started with that Bullshit rumor about multiple screen names and then switched to how fucked up this country is and now History lessons but it's supposed to be about Hippo is'nt it?

You started it and you derail more threads than anyone so why don't you start a 'Why Caracol is a Zonzo Sorete' thread? We should all call him Caracol from now on, I think.

[Dickhead]

If you need a glass of water. More likely someone will give to you in Argentina. In 'some' other places. Try that! They will simply ignore you!

One time I was with an amigovia argentina and she fainted on the sidewalk. No one would lend me a cell phone to call an ambulance. One time I had a rat in my apartment and the porteros whose job it was to deal with it were too flojito to even go in the apartment.

Before I forget! Argentina is a free country, and for those who hate it, you can take next flight and go back where you're coming from. We prefer nice folks!

We know, like Eichmann and Mengelé. Oh yeah, and Sakic. Oh shit I forgot a bunch of other nice folks: Franz Stangl, Eric Priebke, and Claus Barbie. Not to mention the Ménem family. When you shitheads run out of dollars in a couple of weeks you will be begging us to come back. You will put your mothers and sisters on sale at 80% off just like last time. I might even come down and fuck a couple hundred more argie wh@res if that happens. I'll buy you a Vaquita if I see you sleeping in a doorway.

[Dickhead]

A lot of us have actual educations upon which to draw and don't need google. So after you find that 24th province, why don't you tell me what fraction of the disputed territory Argentina wound up with after the War of the Triple Alliance? Hint: the answer shows they LOST.

The average Argentinian school child misses an average of 46 days a year of class.

[Caricoso]

And how deluded do you have to be to think your greatest victory was to defend an entire country from one invading regiment."that was a war sir!" Hilarious.

And anyone who thinks Argentina gained their independence by defeating Spain in a war quite obviously didn't ever go to school. I've taught in an Argentinian school and they definitely don't teach that as part of their history curriculum.

Oh, and what a brave and magnificent victory they fought in the 'Guerra de la Triple Alianza', where Brasil, Uruguay and Argentina ganged up on little Paraguay and killed almost their entire male population. Well done!

It was a war, not a invasion in order to kill inocent people. Revise your "Google search!" and look what other countries are doing!