World Cup Line

**Flexible Horn** · 07-11-06 04:04

Probably the fittest sportsmen are the long distance cyclists, not to much fat on them.

Another great sport has to be synchronized swimming, good for the eye.

**Flexible Horn** · 07-11-06 03:53

Originally Posted by Papa Benito

6. Flexible Horn's 2007 SUPER BOWL ticket is canceled!

Looking at some of those fat overweight guys, I might just be playing!

**Dickhead** · 07-11-06 01:45

Really stupid shit:

http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/story/5774550

**Dickhead** · 07-10-06 22:38

Archery no. Biathalon yes.

**El Perro** · 07-10-06 22:24

Originally Posted by Dickhead

Oh yeah, lots of women in professional rodeo these days. Barrel racing especially. I don't know enough about that so for me it has to go to the maybe category. I guess you'd sweat but would it be exertion or fear?

Add: Gymnastics.

And yeah, it was consensual. After that we never knew if we were friends or enemas.

JaJaJaJaJa!

Yea, barrel racing sure, but no riding of the bulls! Fucking no way!

**Dickhead** · 07-10-06 22:14

Oh yeah, lots of women in professional rodeo these days. Barrel racing especially. I don't know enough about that so for me it has to go to the maybe category. I guess you'd sweat but would it be exertion or fear?

Add: Gymnastics.

And yeah, it was consensual. After that we never knew if we were friends or enemas.

**El Perro** · 07-10-06 22:03

Originally Posted by Dickhead

One time I was donating plasma with a guy by the name of Jack R. Wall. We're lying there waiting for the blood to come back from the centrifuge and he says, "You know the best place to take a piss? Up a chick's ass." I thought he was nuts (he was nuts) but you know, I tried it, and it ain't bad. Maybe that's what this guy in New Zealand should have done. Put that on your fucking camera.

http://msn.foxsports.com/rugby/story...0?FSO1&ATT=HMA

Did you tell her beforehand or surprise her ? That could be the next fetish craze. www.asspissers.com.

**El Perro** · 07-10-06 21:59

Speaking of bulls, how about rodeo events? Bronco busting? Bull riding? Clown goring? If getting busted up is part of the criteria, they got a leg up there. Plus, I have never seen or heard of a chick riding a bull. Bronco busting maybe, but I am not sure about that either. That has got to count for something.

**Dickhead** · 07-10-06 21:51

One time I was donating plasma with a guy by the name of Jack R. Wall. We're lying there waiting for the blood to come back from the centrifuge and he says, "You know the best place to take a piss? Up a chick's ass." I thought he was nuts (he was nuts) but you know, I tried it, and it ain't bad. Maybe that's what this guy in New Zealand should have done. Put that on your fucking camera.

http://msn.foxsports.com/rugby/story...0?FSO1&ATT=HMA

**Dickhead** · 07-10-06 21:44

Plenty of downhill experience. I say borderline because it's not really aerobic like Nordic is. It's not even anaerobic like boxing or even baseball. I still view it as more of a skilled pastime. Depends exactly what you're talking about, really. Slalom gets you closer to a sport than say pure downhill. I don't know that jumping really does. It's just more like jumping out of an airplane. Riskier and more dangerous, but are you really raising the skill level?

So, what about skydiving? Is that a sport? What about muff diving?

Hunting no, bullfighting yes?

**Exon123** · 07-10-06 20:48

Pappy's been drinking again.

He'll be back down here soon, by now he's getting horny.

Exon

**El Perro** · 07-10-06 20:41

Papa Benito has made a number of posts today, all of which have been more than three or four words. I am assuming this is what happens when he is not getting his usual 2 or 3 nuts a day.

**Dickhead** · 07-10-06 20:20

OK. Downhill or "Alpine" skiing goes to borderline. Cross-country or "Nordic" remains a sport. Golf and bowling should be scrapped in favor of sex as the balls are lighter and you don't need special shoes.

Add: Lacrosse.

Oh yeah and I'd like to see that little fuck who ate the 2,118 hot dogs try some of this chili I just made and see how that works out for him.

**Moore** · 07-10-06 20:06

I'd reclass skiing from sport to borderline. It's a sport for some people but more of a leisure activity for many people who drink beer/other and smoke weed/other while doing it. You don't have to be in great shape go on a 4-day skiing vacation hitting the casinos/whoarehouses every night. It's too damn fun to be a sport!

**El Perro** · 07-10-06 20:02

Yeah, table tennis for sure. You can build up a big sweat. Played a ton another lifetime ago. Damn enjoyable. I stopped playing when they came out with those extra thick rubber paddles. Everybody and his brother was spinning serves to hell and back. I be liking the sandpaper models.

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