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12-20-12 12:53 #318
No Apparatus, no ropes, no chains, no gear
100% standard mish / splayed legs variant. No animals, no toys, no assistants, nothing. The most plain vanilla finish possible. All she had to do was lay there for 20 more seconds and she had a customer for life. I'm still shocked by her move.
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DH, I remembered the distinction, and she was a FULLY qualified prostitute that's why I'm so shocked. I even told her that. I was shocked at the stupidity of your action because this is obviously your avocation. Up until that one moment she was so obviously a FULLY qualified prostitute that only had one answer to every single question I asked her. Everytime I asked her something regarding the session her only response was "do what you like." Up until the closing of the gates she was 100% dedicated to my pleasure and my pleasure alone.
Thanks TM but my book runneth over, yesterday was one of those days the mongering gods decided to remind me how bad it can be because living here makes me forget to be grateful sometimes.
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12-20-12 09:42 #317OMG! Sorry amigo but I am sitting here chuckling, damn that sucks! I can't believe Juli shut you down like that! What the heck were you doing with her legs? LOL. Originally Posted by Daddy Rulz
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12-20-12 04:14 #316
Serves you right Daddy!
Absolutely belly laughing right now! IALOTFLMAO! Serves you right for your preamble to your chimi churi post dude. Luckily I have a sense of humor roomie! Maybe I will bring you your requested hot sauce. Really sounds like you need a number out of the Toymann black book. None of my girls would ever leave ya at the hallowed gates without finishing the job! Too funny. That said, still belly laughing as I write this post. Tomorrow is another day dude. Shake it off and call the next on the list. Monger on daddy. Toymann Originally Posted by Daddy Rulz
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12-20-12 03:22 #315
Daddy, I am very sorry you had that experience. Remember, though, I have always drawn a distinction between "fully qualified" prostitutes and "highly qualified" prostitutes. Also, to review, the correct procedure under those "shutout" circumstances is to immediately jack off all over her. Never lose sight of that.
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12-20-12 02:52 #314
Blue Balls
DR- If her "legs were tired" did that mean the rest of her body was paralyzed? If you were that close, the least she could have done was to give you a quick sympathy blow to finish the job. Very entertaining review (as always). I want to buy a piece of the movie rights when they do your life story. Lo Siento Mucho. Mountaineer Originally Posted by Daddy Rulz
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12-20-12 01:09 #313
What a clusterfuck
Somehow I have offended the mongering gods, today was a day to almost make me give up the hobby.
Ran through five, yes 5, in spanish cinco, chicas today and didn't get a nut.
Started with Alenka.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/A...1131_11584.htm
Called her up, said she was from Poland, quoted 400 for an hour BBBJ & Backdoor. Set an appointment for 1300. She asked that I call when I'm close to the apartment. I responded asking if a text would be ok because of my spanish, she said ok.
1250 Sent her a text that I was next door and waiting. After a few minutes I recieved a "who is this" response so I called her. I reminded her of our appointment, she remembered. She appologized and said she wasn't at the apartment but would return within 5 minutes. Now it's 1300. I was watching for her on the street because it was the first time I was seeing her and it gave me a chance to check her out. Prolly 5-10 years older and 5-10 lbs heavier but with acceptable range. She got home at 1315 and immediatly texted me saying she was home and asked me to wait. I'm thinking,"cool take a shower, put on your * stuff, I'll wait for that" so I text back "ok, I'll wait, text me when ready. Now right at 1320.
1330 I text her, no answer.
1340 Same / Same.
1345 she calls me on her house phone and asks if I can wait another 15 minutes. I told her she was crazy and that I was leaving.
Went to 1667 Corrientes looking for.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/A...2112_11418.htm
She's a paraguayan spinner that used to work at 930 Paraguay, always fun. Not the best but fun. I called for her yesterday and they said she wasn't in, today the 840 told me she would be there tomorrow. Translation; She doesn't work there, they just pulled her pics off the internet.
I texted.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/A...1435_11502.htm
Another cute little spinner no skills but cheap and she has her own place. I don't recomend her because she's really not very good, I'm just crazy for tits on a stick with long hair and she has that. No answer.
Decide to do a fall back.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/B...4373_10996.htm
Same addy as the Paragayan from 930 Paraguay but 1st floor.
Another one whos services suck but I like fucking her because she reminds me of all the titty dancers I ever wanted to fuck and couldn't. For 250 pesos here I can. They said she was with a client, I told the 840 I'd be back in 20. She said ok.
I go for a slice up the street. While I'm eating tits on stick girl finally answers (30 mins later) saying she is free. I tell her I'm sorry but I made a reservation already.
Go back to 1667 piso 1 to play with my Barby and the 840 says she's going to be busy for another 30 min. Apparently because I didn't pay BEFORE WALKING OUT WITHOUT SEEING HER, I don't really have a reservation. I tell her fuck you and walk out. (I'm a little pissed by now)
After I leave I text tits on stick girl and tell her I'm free if she still wants to hook up. She pretty much tells me "fuck you, go fuck your other chica."
Walk back home, seriously moping. Go upstairs and remember somebody on the list with GREAT REVIEWS on AP and the local site.
http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/J...-2368_9513.htm
Sunseeker (who's opinion I value) has given this the trampstamp of approval so I call. She says "I'm free" I hear the heavenly hosts singing. We make an appointment and off I go.
I show up at her apartment and I'm impressed. The photos don't do her body justice. I hit the bathroom and we go to the room. It's like 500 degrees in there. She starts her biz, not bad. Decent though hardly great BBBJ. Really tight body, tiny waist and absolutly SOLID ASS that I'm tapping in just a few minutes. I'm going for the big finish in mish, the planets are aligning, I'm hearing the first couple lines from the Halaluja chorus in my head. Seriously I'm like 20-25 seconds from doing the happy dance when she CLAMPS HER LEGS TOGETHER AND PUTS HER KNEES ON MY CHEST. Effectivily locking the gate to the holy of holys. I'm digging my toes into the bed trying to get just a little more traction to finish the deal but I can't. I'm shut out worse than a guy trying to lay a bet the second after the horses are out of the gate. I roll off and I'm like "WHAT THE FUCK!" She says "my legs were getting tired, sorry."
I don't know about the rest of you guys but when I get that close to being done and get shut out I have to chill and start the process all over again. I don't have that kind of time on the clock (I shoulda scooped the money and left) the room is now 600 degrees, we are both covered in fucking sweat, and all the frustration of the day has my head fucked. I just dressed and left. Too bad, this chica has decent skills and a rocking body, but I'll never see her again. She had to know where I was, as Brother Dickhead says she's a "fully qualified prostitute" and she literally shut me out seconds from the gate. WTF!
I shoulda stayed in fucking bed and watched movies all day.
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12-19-12 17:36 #312
Shocked
I tell you I am shocked there is no thread for that den of iniquity. I will solve that now. Originally Posted by DavieW
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12-19-12 15:34 #311I did a session with her back in July but unfortunately posted it under "Independents" instead of this thread. I actually had a pretty good session with her. Since then the local foros have mostly bad reviews for anyone at that apartment. Originally Posted by DavieW
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12-19-12 15:23 #310Thanks for the offer DR, I may have to take you up on that offer one of these days. Originally Posted by Daddy Rulz
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What I'm a bit disappointed about, given your assessment of the place, is that I couldn't find any mention of Corrientes 753 on this forum? Maybe I'm doing the search thing wrong?
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12-19-12 00:34 #309
Oh my brother
This was the essence of you'are mistake. This place is TERRIBLE and notorious for exactly what happened to you. I go here once in a blue moon, and take the complato option so I can return the favor for a few brothers they have buggered like this since my last visit but there is never any good sex happeing at this place. Originally Posted by DavieW
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If you choose to stay out cool, but if you want to take another plunge come over to the house with a pad and paper and I'll hook you up with my top 5 from all price ranges.
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12-19-12 00:20 #308Ugh, have had that happen. Usually a good sign you won't be having a great session. Originally Posted by DavieW
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I might have walked right there. Your subsequent chat with the madame confirms this is not only a bad chica but a bad place. 4328-2878 and 4326-0667, it has been around awhile I am pretty sure. I had a chica from this place on my last to-do list, glad I skipped it. You did your homework, she does have some good reviews on the local foro.... so that just all around sucks ! Thanks for sharing.She said she was in a hurry because she had things to do (!).
Get out and have a good session to make up for this, asap !
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12-18-12 23:19 #307
First xp!
OK, here goes, first xp on this site. A bit of background story first, which most of you will want to skip and go straight to the review below I'm sure!
I've actually been mongering for close on 30 years. I've got a half-written book on my HDD about the time I went on holiday almost 20 years ago with a buddy, shagging our way around South America. It was a contest to see who could fuck the most women during the trip, the title is 14:13. Might not sound like a great total for a 3 week trip, but we stayed with one pair for 3 days in Iquitos and had cousins at the end of the trip in Rio for 5 days. It includes stories like doing it behind a curtain in a disco in La Paz in a booth so small that my feet were sticking out onto the dance floor and a last minute bit of subterfuge that won me the contest whilst we were waiting for the taxi to take us to the airport to go back home.
My first experience of mongering in Buenos Aires was almost exactly 6 years ago and was pretty stressful and not very successful. I was only here for 5 days and spent the entire time trying to get laid. The first 3 efforts were to try and get a girl from a web-site – all of the girls sent bore no resemblance whatsoever to the girls I'the selected, classic bait-and-switch. Then I tried the privados, completely at random, by calling numbers in the Rubro 59 section of the newspapers. The first 3 or 4 with 2 or 3 chicas so fugly, fat or old that I ran out of each one of them! I was on the verge of giving up on the 4th day when on another visit to a privado (promising myself that this would be the last one) the first chica I'm shown was exactly my type – tiny, thin, small natural tits, perfect. I was so pleased to have finally found a chica that I somehow managed to convince her and the madame to let me take her out for a TLN, and ended up taking her to a party later that night in a really amazing flat at the top of that tower-block that overlooks the hipodromo where a mate of mine had flown in from London to DJ at.
Five months later I was living in Iguazú where there really isn't ANY mongering to be done, but circumstances dictated that I had to move to Buenos Aires 3 years ago. By this time I had a young kid and no job, which kind of limited my mongering activities. I did make a couple of half-hearted attempts when I finally got a job a couple of years ago, but ran into all the same problems, so I basically hung up my mongering boots and have pretty much not troubled the scorers for the last 3 years. I found AP about 6 months ago and with all the great advice and reports, I've been thinking it's time to get back in the saddle again. A combination of circumstances over the last week created something like a 'perfect storm' which just meant it had to be done – I went back to Iguazú to stay with a mate and his family for 6 days, one of the consequences of which was a lack of opportunity for 'self-amusement', so I was pretty backed-up by the time I flew back on Monday! Whilst I was there I won some money playing poker and then when I got back I had a couple of hours free before I had to go pick my kid up. So I had time, cash in my pocket and was in desperate need of a release!
First effort was to call Nahomi, recently reviewed on this thread, but got no reply. Whilst on the BairesGirls. Com. Ar web-site I spotted another girl that fits the bill, Wendy (you'll see instantly what my type is by looking at these 2 girls!). I was sure I'the seen her reviewed on AP and it being a good one, but searching for 'Wendy' and the address of the privado didn't bring any results. Her reviews on BaireGirls are spectacular, but I'm aware that they're probably not the best source, so I had a look on the local foro and she's very well reviewed there as well. She was available, so.
HERE! Finally, the xp!
Name: Wendy.
Pics: http://www.bairesgirls.net/escorts/W...2878_10694.htm
Phone number: 4328 2878.
Address: Corrientes 753, 7th floor, depto F. Very central and safe, buzzed in, no hassle. Pretty standard apartment, good sized, clean room with a firm double bed and large mirror on the wall. OK bathroom, but offered a towel the size of a face-cloth which meant I came back into the room still dripping wet.
Fine: AR$300 / hour plus AR$100 for BBBJCIM. All communication in Spanish and I was VERY clear about how important this was.
Xp: I'the been very clear on the phone that I was only interested in Wendy and that if she wasn't there I'the just be walking out. When I got there I was shown into the bedroom by the madame and left waiting for about 7 or 8 minutes before Wendy marched in, pecked me on the cheek and walked straight out again – she didn't give me the chance to confirm the BBBJCIM directly with her which is what I was planning to do. This is the moment when maybe I should have had a re-think. The madame came back and I asked her instead to confirm the BBBJCIM for an extra 100 and she said 'yes, absolutely'. She also asked me if I'the had some bad experiences because I was being so insistent about what I wanted. I said yes and she assured me I was about to have a fantastic experience. Four minutes later Wendy came back in. She sat on the bed and before a word had been spoken she was opening a condom. I said 'woah, whoa, whoa, what's the hurry? We've got some BBBJ to be getting on with first. ' She said she was in a hurry because she had things to do (!). Then I told her she had nothing else to do for an hour at least, because that's what I'the paid for. I decided to just chat for a bit, hoping to improve the 'onda', asking about where she's from etc and then make an effort to get things going by putting her on her back, taking her pants off and getting down for a bit of DATY. No fingers allowed. After a bit I lay on my back and she makes a grab for the old fella and lowers her head – he's in her mouth for 15 seconds and I feel her slip the condom on. I reached down and took it off and she gives me a look like murder. Those 15 seconds were the highlight of the entire experience. For the next 10 minutes she just pretends to blow me, tugging away (very inexpertly) and occasionally putting it in her mouth for a second. Eventually I give up, ask her to lay back and give me a condom with the plan to just get my rocks off with some straightforward sex. She literally laid on her back with her arms crossed and her legs open. I approached, tried the finger again to prep for entry and she pushed me away. At this point I got up and got dressed. She didn't say a word and got up and left once I was dressed. I went out to speak to the madame, but Wendy was having none of that and had the door open, actually trying to push me out. I had to call for the madame who then came out of the kitchen. I told her how terrible the experience had been, that she wouldn't do BBBJ, 'muy mala onda', no sex and that she'the only been with me for 20 minutes. Wendy denied everything and the madame threw me out. Elapsed time from when I walked in until I was thrown out was 33 minutes.
Age: young. 20/21.
Face: cute, in a bucked tooth kind of way. 8/10.
Body: as in the photos, slim, firm, young. 9/10.
Tits: no idea, they never came out, but I guess small and probably natural.
Kissing: no idea, never even got close to that.
Massage: no idea.
PT / oral: clueless, and not just because of the unwillingness to perform the paid for BBBJ. She didn't seem to even know how to perform a BJ! 1/10.
Garching / sex: no idea.
Onda / attitude: 0/10.
Repeat: Not even if she paid me AR$400.
Conclusion: I think I might just go back to living vicariously through you guys!
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12-15-12 11:10 #306Thanks, Hoss. Originally Posted by Mountaineer
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12-15-12 05:00 #305I took the condom off (because of positioning). Her English is limited, but it's good enough. When I took it off she asked if I wanted sin condom. I told her no, I wanted a new condom. Which is what we did. I assume that she would have been telling me "no no" when I took it off, instead of asking me "is this what I wanted", if she wasn't open to that. But we will never know because I did not answer yes to her question. It's your call. Let's just call it my assumption, before you knock her off your list. Originally Posted by Daddy Rulz
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12-15-12 04:32 #304
Special
The girls at this privado are having a special for the whole month of December. 300 an hour and 400 hour and a half. You have to mention that "other" forum to get it (sorry Jax, just trying to help the brothers out). As far as I know all chicas at this place are complato but perhaps Mountaineer has a poronga? Who knows? Originally Posted by Mountaineer
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Did she seriously offer BB? Any chance you may have misunderstood? I would hate to have to cross her off my list.
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